#i didn't ask but he's probably getting his phd at one of the fancy ivy league schools in the area 😭

[guinevereslancelot]

why do i have an almost date tomorrow 😬

#its a video call but i metna guybin a dating app i joined today #we're probably not very well matched he's clearly a genius and an overachiever #he lives really far away but he's moving close by to get his PhD next year #and he's a lawyer #i didn't ask but he's probably getting his phd at one of the fancy ivy league schools in the area 😭 #he sent me an op-ed he published and everything #he's two years younger than me and achieved more than i ever will in my life hopefully he doesn't think im lame and dumb lol #i probably couldn't make it work bc of how badly ive done in school and life he will probably think im stupid :( #but he seems nice so far tho he was clearly disappointed my eyes were brown 😆 #anyway lawyer doctor may be out of my barely graduated high school and community college now currently unemployed league #lol #but we'll see #in all seriousness he's probably too intense and overachieving i need a laid back chill person lol #also he's moving a tiny bit fast? hard to tell but i dont have much experience online dating idk lol #anyway wish me luck i wasn't expecting an instant date after joining the app lol ✌️😅 #also he works forna charity #and i garuntee he's going to harvard or something for his phd thats the only reason to leave his current area to do it in massachusetts #i was literally like this guy cant be real but he is lol