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the-fiction-witch · 6 years

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Really?

REAL LIFE: ‘roomies’ plot line COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: SMUT DISCUSSION

Y/N POV:

I sat on the sofa with thomas beside me flicking though the channels looking for something to watch “Y/n?” he says sounding very serious

“Yes?” I ask a bit worried

“why when I went in your room to get your laundry basket….why did I find a oddly sticky banana?” he asks

“I dont know” i answer picking up a magazine from the table not wanting to make eye contact with him

“why was there a banana on your bedside table y/n?” he asks me

“no reason….I wanted a bit of fruit for bed as a late snack but I forgot about it” i tell him

“really? then why was there a condom on it?” he asks me

“ohh shut up! so what my bullet needed batteries and you took the last ones for your tv remote, so I was out of idea’s so I used a banana….dont judge me thomas I’ve seen you fuck a pillow when your out of options” I sigh

“it was once! my flesh light broke what was I meant to do?” he asks

“jerk off?” I suggest

“why didnt you do that?” he asks

“thomas dont play dum you know there is a difference between virginal and clit orgasms” I sigh

“there is?” he asks

“yeah….clit is faster and more perky but virginal is deeper and lasts longer” I explain

“Hu….interesting” he smirks at me his hand moving to my thigh

“dont…you touch my pussy thomas I will bitch slap your dick” I tell him

“fine” he sighs moving his hand away again “do guys have that?” he asks

“what like different orgasms? yes anal and dick” I explain

“really?…..I dont think I’ve tried that” he sighs

“i know for a fact you have thomas you own a shit tone of anal stuff I’ve seen the sex draw in your room” I laugh

“that was because my ex was WAY into it, I dont think thats a area I have ever really explored on myself” he shrugs

“Issy was into anal? why does that not surprise me, she had tiny boobs” I laugh

“Hey! they where okay” he says

“Okay? they where like non extant tommy, she didn’t even have that much arse” laugh “and you laugh at me for being into girls with no assets” I laugh

“true…I need a girl with boobs” he sighs

“aww poor thomas” I giggle letting him cuddle me resting his head on my chest and he was pretty happy almost instantly

“Y/n….would you say my dick is big?” he asked

“I dont know” I shrug

“what do you mean you dont know?” he asks a little mad at me

“thomas all I have to go on is my ex and his was tiny, and I’ve seen Dylan once when he got drunk and not hard… I dont know? all I know is it’s good” I shrug

“GOOD!?” he yells getting up “good what you call your mother’s awful cake, good’s what you call a car drive where you didn’t kill some one, goods a date that didn’t end in sex but at-least he wasn’t a murder, GOOD!” he complains

“fine….Uhh it’s…it’s cute” i laugh

“CUTE! MY DICK IS NOT CUTE!” he yells

“it is so cute” I laugh pulling him back to sit down and he just shuffled away from me very angry at me “thomas I’m kidding, its very sexy” I laugh giving his head a kiss

“My dick is not cute” he mumbles to himself

“awww tommy, come on it’s sexy” I laugh giving him a cuddle

“fine” he sighs

“thomas? what about my pussy? is it good?” I ask

“what?” he asks me

“well?” I giggle

“well…..it’s…..uh…..tight?” he suggests making me laugh “what! I dont know how to complement a vagina?” he sighs “dicks are easy, is it big? does it make someone cum? if yes its a amazing dick if not the dick is shit, pussy’s are more complex with that” he explains

“well come on tell me all the tiny details you notice about me” I giggle

“well, it’s always neat and tidy I will give you that y/n, which is better then most girls, it’s always nice and clean and sweet” he explains

“yeah well I put effort into that…thats a point can you do that?” I suggest

“do what?” he asks

“I put effort into making this thing clean and pretty and like hair free and stuff, why cant you do that?” I ask

“I was not aware that was a issue?” he shrugs

“it’s not a issue I’m just saying” i smile

“fine, point noted, but back to you……it’s always tight..like I swear when you haven’t masturbated in a couple days it’s like a fucking virgin in there” he sighs

“really? uh…I dont notice that…why does your dick twitch when it doesnt cum? why I dont get that it like hypes me up thinking your done but there like ten more minuets to go?” I ask

“ghost loads” he shrugs

“Ohhhh….you need to notify me of those when I’m sucking you off cause I dont know when its gonna be real or not” I laugh “you need to be more vocal” I smirk laying on the sofa putting my head in his lap and looking up at him

“I thought you yelled at me about that?” he asks

“yes well you need to be less vocal with moaning more with information” I laugh

“can you take your own dam advice, I dont know where your clit it okay it moves” he sighs

“it does not” I laugh

“i swear it does the good spots on your clit fucking move! how am I meant to find them when you dont make any kind of noise, the most you do is grunt when you cum” he sighs

“fine, point taken thomas…..Uhhhhh Oh when you haven’t eaten all day your cum tastes like marshmallows” I giggle

“really? so thats why you like it so much” he smirks at me “what is squirt exactly? cause some days it just tastes like pussy other times its gross” he asks

“know one knows” I shrug

“if know one knows what it is why am I licking it?” he asks

“thats your choice…my bed is pretty used to having patches of squirt on it you dont have to” I laugh

“then why do I do it?” he asks

“your normally horny at that point?” I shrug “uhhh, Oh thing to note, when fucking me from behind please dont hold my thighs it fucking hurts” I complain

“why dont you tell me that? its like my go to place…that or your arse” he smirks

“arse is fine, as is hips, or anything else just not thighs, and not my hair you pull my hair I swear I will cough and break your dick” I tell him

“It was an accident, I was going for your shoulders you had your hair down” he sighs

“well just dont do it” I laugh

“right….I would greatly appreciate you walking around the flat without a bra on..like really please do it, like seriously I will eat you out for hours if you start doing it” he tells me

“why?” I ask

“becuase they look nicer when your bra’s gone, they bounce more and they look bigger” He tells me so I smirk sitting up slipping my bra off without taking off my shirt and laying back on his lap

“happy now?” i ask smirking at him

“Very happy” he smirks trying to kiss me but I just move away from him

“Point .. uh what are we on?” I ask

“I didnt know we where counting?” he shrugs

“well whatever next point if I agreed to shower with you in the morning would you start wearing button downs again and roll the sleeves?” I ask

“why?” he asks “whats wrong with this?” he asks

“nothing, I just think you look hot like that” I shrug

“fine” he smirks pushing me off him and getting up so I smirked laying on the sofa facing his room and watching him as he slipped off his shirt and putting that cute blue shirt he as on rolling the sleeves up and leaning on his door frame “Happy now?” he smirks at me sitting back with me again so I giggle sitting sideways on his lap

“very happy tommy” I giggle giving his cheek a kiss

“Y/n?… the truth is…your irresistible, all of you” he smirk at me

“thanks” I blush moving a little to sit over him properly

“what?” he smirks at me

“fuck this” I smirk pulling him to kiss me he quickly kissed back his hands grabbing my hips hard pulling me down onto him as we kissed

“Umm Where has this come from?” he moaned only just pulling away to say it as I grind on him

“I dont know” I smirk putting my hands on his stomach slowly and precisely moving myself around grinding and rubbing him in the right little places he loves

“UHHH! Y/N stop it your gonna make me cum” he groans

“thats the idea” i giggle moving to sit up more pressing my tits hard against his chest slipping off my panties and throwing them across the room with my bra and smirking down at him as I undid his shirt his hands moving up to grope my chest hard as I finished with his shirt

“Umm Y/n come on, either we do this or you jerk me off because it’s to fucking late” he smirks moving my hips down to feel how hard he was

“fine” i giggle kissing down his neck “either way these have got to go” I smirk tugging at his jeans

“okay okay there going” he smirks quickly undoing his jeans still kissing me and pushing them as far down as he could get them so I smirked kissing down his neck and swiveling my hips around the little way he loves

“Ummm Y/n come on baby do something” he begs so I smirk giving his lips one more sweet kiss before moving to kneel on the floor “UMMM BABY! your mouth is so good!” he moans just as I heard the tv change so I moved stopping what I was doing to him

“did you actually just change the channel to the blow job network?” I ask

“was I meant to leave it on the history channel while you suck me off?” he asks a bit confused why I’m mad at him for this

“just for that no suck” I giggle moving to sit on the sofa again

“Oh no you dont! your either sucking me off, jerking me off or letting me fuck you make up your mind else I’m picking you up taking you to my room and deciding what to do with you” he smirks picking me up and sitting me back on his lap his dick rubbing against me “so..whats it gonna be?” he smirks

….

“well….that was something” he smirks as we laid in my bed naked covered only by my bed sheet both of us exaughted and sweaty from having cum ten times together I had six he had four I laid back having a smoke as we calmed down

“yeah….something” I smirk moving to lay my head on his chest offering him my ciggarette

“No, I’m doing good” he sighs

“come on just one, no smoking unless after sex, come on we dont do this much” I smirk

“fine” he laughs taking my cigarette having a smoke then giving it back to me “we should do this more” he smirks

“no we shouldn’t as it is we are blurring the line between friends with benefits and just dating” I sigh

“It works” he shrugs “I wouldnt mind dating you” he shrugs

“thomas this works because we both have no feeling other then sexual frustration towards each other, start bringing emotions into it and shits gonna get messy” I laugh “for example, if we started dating, we cant just sit and talk about dicks without offending each other, and we cant just debate porn, or walk around naked” I sigh

“Why not? as a couple we could debate porn in more detail and walk around naked as much as we want” he suggests

“but we cant just causally drop hints about hot friends or-” I begin before he kisses me “I’ll think about it” I smirk

“Okay” he smirks at me giving me another kiss before moving and getting out of my bed and slipping just his jeans on

“thomas?” I smirk

“yeah?” he asks turning back to me

“got the strength for five” I smirk

“not unless you slip me some Viagra baby” he sighs giving me another kiss before he goes back to his room

“okay, but I’m laid here naked with my legs open, and my tits out, with my pussy still lubed up and ready to go, and there is Viagra in our kitchen cupboard behind the cake mix” I smirk

“really?” he asks from his room and I saw him go to the kitchen “why do we have this? how long have we had this? why is it in the cupboard? where did you get this?” he asked

“you wanna fuck me or not?” I laugh

“hang on Im reading” he says so I sigh finishing my cigarette so I sigh sitting as I said I was waiting around for ages till he came back running into my room jumping on my bed and quickly putting my legs around him

“whoa! hello thomas” I smirk as he pushed me flat on my bed

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thedappleddragon · 3 years

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ho hum lets see, what the fuck did I do today?

I know I had a dream last night about goin around doing whatevr stimmin and acting dumb in front of a lot of people, and I specifically remember saying “I'm autistic, you asshole, you're not allowed to make fun of me” and like skjhagsdfjkha. first off I have adhd not autism (probably) second this is something I would say lmao. but uhhh I don't remember doing jack shit in the morning. I took a shower and washed my hair in preparation to go out and do some errands, and it felt really nice to just hang out in the bathroom and brush my hair. midday shower supremacy. when my sister was ready I made her go with me to the store, but we say our dad’s car there too lol. she stayed in the car and made me shop, and my mom asked for stuff they didn't have. so stopped by dollar tree, dropped off groceries, and headed to joann’s to finally get a zipper for my sewing project. we almost forgot it until we were already in line lol. I also picked up a pattern tracing marker that’s supposed to disappear with water, but when I tried it at home, it didnt even show up. it was only like 4 dollars so im not gonna bother trying to return it. I also got 2 little blue butterfly appliqués I may or may not use. after checkout we sat in the parking lot for a moment, texting mom about food, and I took the weirdest way possible to get to hardees. my sister and I ate in her room and then I laid around in my room for a while, looking up a couple things for my sewing project. because the marker I bought didnt fuckin work, I went around my house trying to find something that would, but ultimatey didnt really find anything. then I remembered dollar tree had chalk pens, so I went over there in their last 15 minutes of being open to get 2 different colors of chalk and more tiny jars and a strawberry lemonade. I tested the 2 markers on a scrap piece of fabric, drawing a line and then rinsing it under water, and when it dried I couldn't tell which side I had marked which means it worked :D hell yeah. so now I know if there are any markings left on the final product I can just throw it in the wash on delicate to get rid of them all. (cass if ur reading stop it because birthday spoilers) I also sat on my bed and filled the tiny jars with more rose petals and baby’s breath and crushed up leaves. these jars were even tinier than the ones I got a couple days ago because they were out of that size. my dad brought home the tiny tiny drill bits I asked for, so I baked the shrinky dink fairy wings to go with my friend’s birthday gift and very carefully drilled the TINIEST holes in them. I might have to remake one wing because I drilled too close to the edge, but I think it should be fine? I think im going to end up reinforcing them all with resin anyway. but they shrank really nicely and I used a book to smash them down completely flat which worked surprisingly well. the backs had cloudy lines from the baking paper they were resting on, so I found some old glitter paint to add a bit of sprkle and hopefully un-cloudy them. I was going to add the uv resin but the sun was setting and I didnt trust that my resin would fully cure before nightfall so I'm just waiting until tomorrow. (irl friends pls dont read past this point please, I’m trying to keep SECRETS!) while I was just hanging out after doing those other projects, I looked through all my dress pattern pieces again, trying to find some tutorials that might help about how to hem a sweetheart neckline, until I realized the bodess will be lined and hem itself. but I did find some good tutorials on how to hem a circle skirt that I'll probably end up using later. I looked at the clock and realized yeah I could finally start patterning and cutting my pieces today. I was still nervous about cutting into the main patterned fabric, and felt like I wouldn't have time to deal with all those pieces at once, so I grabbed the lining fabric and started tracing. I made myself a tiny cardboard template for seam allowances because the circle one I made earlier wasn't going to work with the dollar store markers. at first I thought I was only going to cut out a couple pieces, but I cut and pinned and sewed the entire bodess lining! it was really fun and I felt very cool and accomplished until I tried it on and it didnt fit how I wanted like at all. I realized my problem was that I had traced everything out to a size 46 when all my measurements kept bouncing between 44/46, but I was also measuring hip stuff for pattern pieces I ended up not needing, which pushed me to make everything a 46, when really all my upper body measurments probably would have me at a 44 instead. I so got kind of discouraged. ive been building up this idea of what this dress was gonna be and how perfectly it’ll fit and I'll be so cool rolling up in this dress I made all by myself, but it’s gonna look like ass if it doesn't fit right. I went ahead and cut the pattern templates to the 44 lines, and I set the bodess aside and just made the pockets. I actually really like how those turned out! I used a ~French seam~ so they would have finished edges on both sides with no chance of fraying and feel good against my hand in the pocket and my legs in the skirt. the shape and the blue fabric makes it look like a big squid ward nose tho lmao. im not sure how I'm going to fix the lining other than maybe take in all the seams later? but im not gonna do anything to it until I've cut out and sewed the outer bodess and see how that turns out. I made more progress today than I thought I would, which means I can work faster than I thought and I dont need to worry at all about getting this dress done before my friend’s picnic party. tomorrow I get VACCINATED, HEALL YEAH and then I work the day after that for about four hours. I hope side effects aren't too shitty and subside by the time work starts... wish me luck gamers.

#thanks for coming to my ted talk #2021 daily #April 2021 daily #ooh also I drew in my sketchbook a little bit :) mostly ponies again #long post

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