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ellemany · 2 years

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Chamber and Harbor: An Unnecessary comparison

Like, we are all giving up on Chamber at this point. I'm not judging, I'm also letting him go. I mean, we are all Andy changing toys here.

But, should we?

I'll make a comparison between our newest boys that no one asked for but we should think for reinforce our arguments that Harbor is better.

(There's NSFW at the end of the post, nothing specially explicit but it is still me being thirsty for boys that don't exists)

Design

Chamber

Stylish (I like it ok?), not practical

Idk if men need a tie for shooting someone. But, apparentely, Chamber needs it.

Cool Watch

Gold tattoos

Hair 7/10

Nice boobs

Bonus headcanon: He has an one side dimple

Harbor

Tactical clothes, more usuful for a shooting

Good colors

Literally, a Ben 10 watch and the Infinity Stones

His tattoos screams straight man at the gym

Hair 9/10 (good loose bun)

Interesting bíceps, I would like to study it better

Bonus Headcanon: He has the funny habit to play with his mustache when he is distracted

Agent Trailer

Chamber

8/10

I like how we kind of got what his skills are, but there's a whole mistery around him like "Is he frindly or an enemy? What's his story?"

Also, good choice for a soundtrack

Don't you dare to look in my face and say that you didn't thought that he was hot as hell at the time

Harbor

7,5/10

"Alvida" *screams in fangirling*

Cool powers

Generic backstory but it works

Bonus: Both messed up with Brimstone in the time that they met 🥰

( If you're wondering, my 10/10 Agent Trailer is Neon's one )

Selection Screen

Chamber

6/10

Baby boy is trying too hard to look badass

Harbor

8/10

Straight out from Bollywood movie (but it's not Astra's selection screen so... No 10/10)

Chracteristics

So, in my opinion, Chamber looks skinny and has some pretty long legs (considering his art). While Harbor seems to be more muscular. I have a headcanon that even thought both practice swimming, Chamber is more into aerobic exercises (breathe control is essential to a good shooter and I think that his telephoter has a height limit) and Harbor is into anaerobic exercises (Ancient artefacts are rough to carry)

In short

Chamber is fast

Harbor is strong

Chamber's personality

Gun Nerd

Jokes like your uncle in Christmas

Egocentric

Show-off

Questionable flirting skills

Musical taste: 5/10 (at the beginning you try to like it but, after a few minutes, you start to question all your life choices)

Now, I must defend my older babyboy. He might be a faker, trying to earn everyone's trust just to probably stab us all in the back BUT when he get his pet gun and starts to having fun killing people it's so... Adorable. C'mon, sometimes a man just needs to be a kid with his toys to gain a girl's heart.

Oh yeah, He might be a genocide too, only a detail

Also, Chamber canonically can play the piano

Harbor's personality

History/Architecture nerd

Actual funny

Often uses "we", good at teamwork

Show-off

Some flirting skills, might work

Musical taste: 10/10 (I AM THE RAJAAAAAAAAAAAA)

I like how genuine he sounds in his voice lines, it's very cute

Headcanon that he plays the ukelele

Gameplay

Chamber

Aim is needed, not for me

Nerfed every time

RIP Marks

But it's cool to use Rendez-vous at the Range at least

His ult voice line is 🤌🤌🤌

"Wanna play...""NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭😭😭"

Harbor

Very fun

Pretty abilities (Sorry Viper)

Bulletproof smoke and his wall are pretty op if used right

Still needs abilities and idk how to think propely in this game

Badass ult, regular voice line

"I suggest you move" "oh, such a gentleman, I will move for you"

Who's better in bed?

Chamber fucks, Harbor makes love

That's it, that's the argument

Also, friendly reminder that even by some reason French people are know as deeply romantic and more opened to new experiences, Indians that created the Kama Sutra

So yes Love can be made in any way

That's all, hope you liked it

#me kind of trying #valorant #valorant chamber #valorant harbor #seemed fun in my head #Spotify

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