#i ducking canttttt

[saltytyrus]

I know my therapist did NOT just seriously suggest a my pillow product 😭😭😭😭

#I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE #we were talking about comfort items and how soft blankets were my mom brought up ugg comforters AND THIS BITCH DUCKING SAID #' have you heard of the my pillow guy?' #i almost started laughing and i looked at my mom like ohh yeah... and i was about to bring up how we always see the jimmy kimmel skits #BUT I DIDN'T GET TO BECAUSE THE BITCH FUCKING WENT INTO HOW HE ALSO HAS A SLIPPER PRODUCT #i ducking canttttt #the first thing she said was that we could take off our mask and dont have to wear them 🚩🚩🚩 #multiple times just 'go ahead take it off i have a humidifier feels better BLAHHH 🥹 #...i may have caved because my mom took hers down and yet again the lady kept going on about masks and take it off/they arent effective???? #whatever we warned u we're get getting over the flu- fuck it if u get sick ig with your improved immunity shit 🙄 #still hate that i caved but if anyone deserves whatever flew out its her #she seemed nice enough though but still there were comments that had me lookijg at her straight faced like keep fucking talking i want to #know where you stand #its obvious but keep goinggg im curious #she definitely needs to dial it back #if 'dont live in fear' was a personnnnn #ughhh #there were so many points where i was like shit i could've said this or that or at least hoped my face got it across #at one point i just blatantly dropped it in that we watch Colbert and kimmel like HELLLOOOO #again seemed nice enough and had good professional advice but THERE WERE SO MANY INSTANCES OF WHAT THE FUCK #I'll probably see her once or twice more but if it continues im requesting someone else #ik i cant agree with everyone/its not exactly connected to her job but i feel like this is at least the one place where i should be picky & #choose someone thats not making me turn my head every five fucking minutes trying to figure out if they're a full blow piece of shit #i probably should find someone else now to not waste time but ahhhh #she kind of looks like Julia Louis-Dreyfus #it felt like a skit #blown* #is requesting a non republican/conservative/qanon therapist a thing? #part of me is like it wasnt that bad just focus on what shes professionally advising for anxiety and the other half of me is like that was #not fucking normal and i dont have to take it

[ro-loves-louie]

“Duck. Dewey Duck.” AAAAAHHHHHH I CANTTTTT HE IS WAYY TO PRECIOUS!!!!