#it felt like a skit

[homosociallyyours]

Made a successful comment on a lesbian meme page, so yeah I'd say things are really looking up for me at the moment

#200 people? liking my comment? it's more likely than you'd think #jk it's incredibly rare which is why I'm making a post about it #also to be clear things are NOT looking up for me lol but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #also the post was someone sharing that k stew snl skit from a few years ago #where she and vanessa bayer have a sapphic love moment over totinos pizza rolls #truly one of the few times the superbowl has ever felt relevant to me #edit: we're up to 300 I've arrived pals

[chlorinewaterdrinker]

Pizza pizza

#this is my second time trying to post this cuz the quality was crap #if it happens again I’m not gonna try and fix it 😭😭 #fnaf au where it’s more like cec/rae #I based these off the rae/battington designs bc they’re just better than the canon looks for them sorry #Freddy is like a mix of fatz geronimo and teddy ruxpin #chica is obviously the chef/baker of the group and I wanted to make her bob into an apron instead but I didn’t feel like doing full bodies #for like any of these #foxy is iconic so I didn’t change his design much but I incorporated aspects from different designs-like the beard from squimpus #face from battington and added khol under his eyes bc it felt appropriate #and I added fetch from the books to the main gang bc idk it felt like smth needed to be there and the dog is cute #he’s at the prize counter and gives out prizes and Guards against theft and he’s just a little baby #can’t decide if i want to keep the name fetch or use sparky instead bc sparky was iconic AND ALSO IN THE FUCKING MOVIE???? HELLO??? #this is from my sketchbook so it doesn’t look great and I’ll get around to doing full bodies eventually #im kinda scared to tag this as fnaf #rubensdoodads #okay back to the cec/rae grind #Bonnie is a failed magician and does skits like Rolfe/Klunk does my bad #fnaf

[bonefall]

not sure if you've been asked this before but, your take on cat marriage and courting?

I worked in a catering hall for one writhing, agonizing year of my life and if I ever have to make a Clan Culture entry on cat weddings I'm going to go Dark Phoenix but for divorces

Generally I just approach Warrior courting on a more individualized basis! I wouldn't come up with customs based on Clan for a whole culture entry, I'd be more likely to explore individual love stories for cats in the Bonefall Rewrite. The sorts of activities they do together, what it was like to introduce the idea to their parents, put their chemistry on display, so on

#We had a mouse problem this one time #And the Boss chose to deal with the problem by slapping glue traps down everywhere #IT did not catch any mice but it did catch ME #I stepped in one and couldn't get it off #So I tried to tear it off with the other foot and then had two glue traps on me #Hopped around trying to get it off and sat down and got another glue trap on me #I tried to tear that one off but then I only managed to rip that one into pieces #I think I had a grand total of 5 glue traps in variously sized pieces all over my ass and feet #ALL of the other waitstaff were hysterical #I felt like I was in a looney tunes skit #Bone Babble

[dogtheories]

werewolves within was kind of shit sorry to my friends who rated it 3.5 stars also when it said it was based on a video game in the credits I was like oh okay . I can tell

#soda.txt #it wasnt funny and when it tried to take itself serious it just felt like a really bad skit . and there was also barely any werewolf #and i thought it sucked . sorry man

[thebestestdancers]

tellinf stories abt what happened to me growing up to my therapist or (when i was younger) to irl friends is so funny because il describe the most fucking horrific looney tunes shit a person cuold subject their child to n then go Yeah , but im cool now ! when their eyebrows are basically in their hairline

#i mean like cartoonishly fucking bad. i used to joke taht my life felt like all tohse edgy self insert stories 13 year olds would write > #< but really it was more like if an eric andre show skit was about child abuse

[despairoftheendless]

who in gods name is picking christmas karen as their favorite christmas movie

who has even seen christmas karen

#i looked up a trailer and it felt like an snl skit #why would you put that poor random filmrise movie next to home alone of all films

[famousblueraincoatmp3]

my best experience in edinburgh was eating at an italian cafe and ed sheeran came on and everyone in it started singing along. i thought that was so fun

#sam.txt #im just eating my sandwich listening to scottish people singing along to ed sheeran it felt like a skit #we dont do stuff like that here we just sit and eat in silence the music is just like. an addition to the vibe

[littlepunksnail]

Being British on the Internet rn is worlds colliding because I picked up a phone 3 hours in right and the first content I got was like a lot of 'ripp lizzy <\3' but then there was the odd 'RIP Elizabeth II <\3 thank you for everything' and now I'm struggling to tell them apart. I don't know who is sad and who finds it funny. I don't know what tone to bring it up in

#rip liz #rip elizabeth #queen elizabeth #the queen is dead #i didnt like the paddington skit it felt like propaganda #oh my god is paddington colonialist propaganda #we reclaimed him right. right

[orangerosebush]

The new Contrapoints video is like... one of those pieces of art where you see too much of yourself reflected.

#Instead of being as straight-forward about trying to 'teach' something this felt like a more artistically-motivated piece IMO #There is something so uniquely difficult about trying to argue that one piece of your identity (queerness) is divorced from the parts of #you that grew out of trauma (substance abuse; emotional abuse; etc). #And it hurts because they are many who would #Politically weaponize that hurt in you because the pitiable and the unhappy are not the people #you advertise as being part of your persecuted community #The juxtaposition between how unflappable Justine is during the Socratic dialogue segment and the #scene where the Justine character is receiving a message from her transphobic family and ruminating on how much in pain she is from her ex- #partner breaking her heart -- and that's when you see the cynic in her crack and reveal this immenseness of shame at her suffering because #*God* what if *me* simply existing and revealing how broken I kinda am is bad optics for [insert social cause] lol #It truly took my breath away -- still sorting my thoughts out but holy shit was that one of the closest depictions to my experiences I've #seen lol #She certainly stays true to her tendency to be provocative at the detriment to the strength of her argument (and her tendency to lose the #plot of the discourse in the weeds of aesthetics) but it was fascinating from the standpoint of being a lesbian who comes from a family #that has struggled with (and has experiences dealing with) substance abuse while also trying to make tiny strides for progress in my town #The evangelical homophobia depicted in the narrative of the skit was also fascinating as it's one of the few times I've seen art nail the #specific tone (aesthetics?) of that strain of anti-queerness -- especially when the character reveals she is a recloseted lesbian #substance abuse cw #homophobia cw #transphobia cw #(for the video) #religion mention cw #all those CWs are for the video itself -- it gets extremely into the weeds so if any of those sound slightly triggering AVOID this video #She's one of those artists with whom I certainly disagree frequently but I also will say I am always struck by the work she creates and the #depth of thought underpinning these videos #The addiction parts were specifically so so so good #I mean holy shit

[aashiyancha]

Okay, Who is the oldest twin and since we know that Ares likes to tease Alice. Is he one of those types, If there was someone who makes fun of/bad talks about Alice, does he immediately be in defensive brother mode??  😮

I love it when ppl ask me questions that I have skits ready for 😏👌

(I was going to attach the skit to this question but I realized it gets a bit plot heavy at the end so I'm gonna release it as a main plot skit hopefully a little after I post this)

For the first part of ur question:

(They're not actually twins!) I noticed quite a few ppl thought they were twins which fair enough, I hadn't actually posted any skits yet that make their ages obvious haha. Tbh unless actually asked, I think all the townsfolk prob assume they're twins too since they look way too much alike XD

And for the second:

I'm linking this kallmekris video bcs it's literally the Alice/Ares sibling dynamic and answers that question better than I ever could

https://youtube.com/shorts/PpQuRmmZSOM?feature=share

(The friend was probably Ryker lol)

#ask alice/ares #rune factory #rune factory 5 #aashi doodles #also i love kallmekris #her skits are very funny #originally i was only gonna have a 1 or 2 yr age gap btwn them but as their personalities started to exxagerate and settle #i felt like the age gap needed to exxagerate as well

[mycrofts-umbrella-in-the-tardis]

#no but this just happened to me #i went from euphoria to a mild panic attack #cause ppl were like Wow I Love Your Work! #but then they were like #it'd be cool to see [this character] [this action] so that [these two characters] [another action] #and i felt like that one back to the future skit from john mulaney

[subtlybrilliant]

Admin really just had us sit in a room together and listen to a spotify podcast as professional development.

This is my personal sensory hell.

#the lights were on #no visual input #no handouts #no tactile input #(usually I listen while driving or cleaning or knitting) #just 40 of us #sitting in the room #podcast on #and nothing else #it felt like an snl skit #and it was a solid 40 min podcast ep too #kiki shouts into the void

[danwhobrowses]

If anyone's curious after I finally watched all the main PPVs this weekend. MotN (Supercard of Honor): Eddie Kingston vs Mark Briscoe MotN (Stand and Deliver): Oba Femi vs Dijak vs Josh Briggs MotN (Wrestlemania XL Day 1): GUNTHER vs Sami Zayn MotN (Wrestlemania XL Day 2): Logan Paul vs Randy Orton vs Kevin Owens Best Entrance: The Rock (Wrestlemania XL Day 1) Best Attire: Athena as Karlach (Supercard of Honor) - But shout out to New Day for the Rocky and Apollo gear honoring Carl Weathers. Best Performance: Kyle Fletcher (Supercard of Honor) Best Spot: Billie Starkz fakes a Neck Injury just to jump Queen Amanita to win her first major title at 19 years old (Supercard of Honor)

#wwe #roh #ring of honor #nxt #wwe nxt #nxt stand and deliver #supercard of honor #wrestlemania 40 #I'd probably have liked Stand and Deliver more if it weren't for Booker T on commentary #Punk on commentary was so bitter and redundant as well #and Snoop Dogg was fucking baked #also I'd like to point out that I hate the 'pull the ref out the ring' spot - it doesn't stop them from being able to count! #Trips and Steph opening each Mania was a bit narcissistic if TK did it the internet would've ripped him apart even if it were Wembley #nobody wants to admit how big a mark Trips and Steph are for themselves and it shows - literally just jerking themselves off on tv #love Rey but felt Dom and Santos probably should've won though #like ol' Stingray but he kinda lingered too long for Johnny/Dalton #liked Drew's entrance but the Rock took it easily - also that kinda setup should've been for a world title match #Sami and Owens being there for each other backstage before their entrances was nice though #but still a lot of good wrestling out this weekend #Pretty Deadly skit was funny too on Night 1 #not the biggest Corbin fan but his tag match was a close second to the NA triple threat #and credit where it's due also to Logan Paul as much as I hate him actually did some wrestling this time #Athena/Shida was a close second against Eddie/Mark too - same with Lee/Fletcher #Kyle just beats out Sami and Dijak imo but they all wrestled their butts off #should've put money on Drew winning then Punk attacking leading to a Priest cash in though #I'd be down for a R-KO tag run though - also a Mina vs Toni match to put Mariah in the middle #but congrats Cody for winning the world title that didn't exist when Dusty was robbed of winning the world title against Flair by count out #get yourself someone who loves you as much as WWE loves a spear through the barricade

[hakugreenfinch]

sorry im being silly tonight. im just thinking about how. i was placed 3rd at a cosplay competition at japanexpo paris this year. and its one of my biggest achievements as a cosplayer and i cant really brag about it. like i told my parents. i guess. my friends congratulated me. thats nice. like. really nice. but idk its like. when people go to cons abroad and get placements, even when they dont, mondo posts about it and they get two pages in the next mondo issue. and i guess you have to let them know for them to report it but. it just feels like something thats cool if youre a big cosplay name and trashy if youre not and with 13 years like literally half my lifetime and a long history of competing i know im still not someone anyone would name their favourite cosplayer. im just some guy whos too broke and depressed to be able to make a big name and so my shitty little third place at the biggest anime con in europe feels like no big deal.

#hakuna matata #i won a prize at mondocon this april and the only reason im proud of that is a cosplayer i really love judged me #i was really happy i could show myself off to her and that she liked me this much bc shes the reason i started doing skits #otherwise it was... humiliating. #a pat on the head. #every other craft category got cosplay supplies. i got a big led keyboard for a computer i dont have because it was from a sponsor. #im conflicted too bc if i were to tell mondo about it they would post about it like 'representing hungary' #i didnt represent shit. i represented myself and an anime i love. i entered because my mondo prize felt like a sick joke #and i wanted to know if im worth anything as a craftsman besides being a funny clown #its like i do cool shit but barely anyone sees it. #something something tree falling in a forest #its also hurting because just this year i was told by someone that i cant cosplay seriously without expensive tools #this was someone with less experience than me too #like... what do i have to do? i compete abroad #i get prizes abroad i win mondo prizes ive been doing it for more than a decade i learned entirely new skills trying to cut costs #what do i have to do to be like. more than a clown in funny costumes. #(running a facebook page is not an option. i deleted the old one in a depressive episode and im not making another one) #argh idk. i published a fanbook this year. about to open preorders for my first collaborative charity fanzine. #it feels like the only people i can brag about these to are the people who already know about everything i do and support me #which!!! really!!! im super glad to have friends like this!!! #its just. sigh i wish i could tell more people about the things i do and get a reaction other than 'ok but who are you' #or 'idk what this means but congrats' #like. more than a pat on the head. #idk. idk im sad again and i feel like nothing matters and i dont want to bore my friends with this. #they deserve better than me making them feel like their love and support doesnt mean as much as they want to.

[ohmytiredheart]

Making it to 20 is a little heavy ngl

Because there was a time I didn't think I would make it this far

At 13, when my mental health began to decline

I didn't think I would make it to 16

I made it to 16 four years ago.

When I went through one of the hardest times of my life when I was 18

I didn't even think I would make it to Christmas

That was two years ago.

Just six months ago, when the weight of living in poverty and being disabled and unable to work began to pile up

I didn't think I'd make it to the end of the month.

So yeah, turning 20 holds a lot of weight for me

Because seven years ago,

I didn't even think I'd make it to 16.

#tw sui implied #tw sui vent #its my birthday #and im crying about it #its my party and ill cry if i want to #haha get it #anyways #im emotional rn #because i never thought i would EVER make it this far #but i am so fucking glad i made it this far #i have other time when i felt like i wouldn't make it past whenever #but i chose 13 because when i was 13 i remember telling my best friend at the time: #“i dont think im going to make it to 16” #and now im 20 #YOU GUYS #sobbing rn #skit rambles #and im so sad becauae i know multiple people who didnt make it this far #one of them was a classmate/friend #okay im done rambling now #i have twenty one pilots to thank for this im not even kidding #they saved my life when i was 13 #OKAY NOW IM DONE #BYE