#i have a couple fancy fascinator type hats but someday it would be nice to have more decorative slash special occasion hats

[anonymouspuzzler]

You've said you collect hats, right? Approximately how hats are in your collection?

i think I've probably got fifteen plus in my current place. maybe five-ten more back at my parents' place, plus an indeterminate number of knitted type hats in storage somewhere

#anonymous puzzler answers #cowboycoitus #it's worth noting the vast majority of these are functional type hats - sunhats and caps and beanies and such #i have a couple fancy fascinator type hats but someday it would be nice to have more decorative slash special occasion hats #and yes i do have a top hat. but it's a cheap costume type one i added a red ribbon to so i could be layton for halloween LOL #if i ever had Fuck You Money maybe i'd commission a real artisan type to make me a custom hat like the one in my icon.....