#i know cybertron wasn't drafted with 'minicons are unicronian' but it was dragged kicking and screaming into aurex anyway

[rxng]

(( hey while we're complaining about canon

Can we talk about gigantiron or gigatron or whatever the giant planet is in cybertron

Those guys are just big minicons

And the main cast go down into the bowels of the planet and they find playground equipment and I think the main minicon (who primus occasionally shoves into, nice establishment that big p likes being little) is like

'Oh, minicons are just like humans. We love to play!'

and just

Do regular transformers just not have the concept of a fucking swing, the most universal joy of any planet with gravity???

DID PRIMUS NOT TEACH THEM HOW TO CHASE EACHOTHER IN A CIRCLE FOR ENJOYMENT???

#text #ooc; #i know cybertron wasn't drafted with 'minicons are unicronian' but it was dragged kicking and screaming into aurex anyway #so you gotta fucking wonder #why do the satan spawn know how to use a teetertotter and not the god spawn