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friedesgreatscythe · 7 years

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@alien-leftist wanted me to do running commentary on the PC showcase, so here you go. I know nothing about this stuff and I don't care about PC things *and* I'm in the middle of editing a fic today, so you've caught me in a very strange mood lol

I'm not complaining btw, I just find it funny bc I am not at all in the right headspace for this.

"You're doing 'woo,' that's excellent." This showcase is clearly early in the AM and the hype guy is acting as everyone's coffee.

"Intel explores the future of PC gaming" ................... k

XBox something

New look at Shadow of Mordor (which means nothing to me bc I'm not a Tolkien fan)

Player Unknown's Battlegrounds

and a premiere from tripwire or w/e?? god I know piss all about PC shit lmfao

All of this was narrated by, and I quote, Evil Ominipotent Voice from the Sky. That is the voice's name and how he is credited.

World Exclusive, something by 2k involving LOUD TELPORTATION that makes the Inception BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP noise. It actually looks cool but it just makes me sad about Mass Effect. When will I stop being sad about Mass Effect? Never. This question is a joke.

PS THIS EXCLUSIVE IS XCOM 2: WAR OF THE CHOSEN. All I know about XCom is nothing so I'll take their word for it when they say it's very exciting.

"The goal is to make something massive." Uh oh. Or Uh yay?

Sonja, some chick I think she's a Youtuber or whatever, is introducing a cute lil PC game that is genuinely adorable. Ooblets, I think it's called? It's like Adventure Time meets Pokemon meets Animal Crossing, so it has elements and features of all three combined. Plus adorable outfits and nerdy dancing???????????????/ I'm sold and I can't even play it lmfao It's coming out in 2018 btw

BIG MECHS AND EXPLOSIONS

by the ppl who made Shadowrun (w/e that is)

Oh it's just Battletech. Okay. And two dudes are on stage to talk about it, so good on them, I hope they had coffee. I feel like I need coffee just looking at them. They look like history professors and I am tentatively trusting of them.

there's singleplayer in Battletech btw

Mount & Blade 2 trailer, idk what this is, but if you like armor and fighting and horsies I guess this is your game

i think we're on a new trailer but i forgot the name i was too busy worrying about the Outsider bc he's my Void bf and Daud is a salty frog man

THERE'S DRAGONS IN THIS GAME THOUGH WTF that's crazy

DRAGONS AND

DINOSAURS??

Okay it's Total War II: Warhammer wtf that looks ballin

Okay tech stuff about Intel, I don't understand this either I'm SORRY CORE i9 EXTREME EDITION?? OKAY?? i heard the words 'engine optimizing' and 'using all the cores' so i guess that sounds good

something about a contest sponsored by people with money so they can give more opportunities to pc indie game makers, ok cool, thanks for the gaming world's version of a scholarship

ONE MILLION DOLLAR BONUS if ur the grand slam winner

that's a lot of money back now..........

ok now they're talking about showcasing skills and VR and idk what the latter has to do with the former. ps this guy is saying the word challenge too much, please stop my dude

i've been lost for the past five minutes idk what they're talking about or why

I'm still worried about the Outsider, Jay I just love him so much 8(

oh it's for playerunknown nvm

a trailer about war combat something i think it involves north korea. trip wire??? idk i don't focus on war games, they kinda skeeve me

occulus horror game but vr is dumb and things look silly and lame I M H O but this horror game actually looks neat. it reminds me of nightmare house. the game is called killing floor 2 btw

The Last Night thing, but tbqh I couldn't care less about this after this dude showed his butt a few years ago as a Gamergate supporter lmao. I'M TIRED OF PPL APPROPRIATING THE AESTHETICS OF CYBERPUNK WITHOUT THE CORE, CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF ANTICAPITALISM/ANTICORPORATION, and so in conclusion, the Last Night is wasted in the hands of its creator, thank you

Apparently in this game, btw, all jobs have been taken over by AI, making humans obsolete, and it's about ~finding yourself~ and they said the world changes based on little choices you make so yeah we'll see buddy

ok i'm lost again, sorry they're showin smth that you can check out at ylands.com? it looks like a goofy minecraft. well. goofier. i think it's actually called ylands--like "eye" lands--

this host guy is creepy weird and he's desynched so i hear his voice before his mouth moves. Big Cryptid Mood

another game by duders who made 'don't starve'. it's a sci fi RPG called.... i don't know, i couldn't understand the woman who said it. it looks like a cartoon though, like specifically the venture brothers, and that's RAD as fuck. ok the game is called Griftlands. neato. late 2017/early 2018

blah blah blah VR again blah blah i believe the VR is our future, teach them well and watch them grow

they namedrop troy baker, as if my dude wasn't the worst part of uncharted 4

homedude on stage straight up saying bullshit. like he literally said the word bullshit, and apparently something about his game includes the butterfly effect

i haven't seen an actual piece of media with the butterfly effect SINCE the butterfly effect. and life is strange tried it.

idk what game he's talking about btw sorry!!! but he said "it's $29.99. NONE OF THAT 69.99 MULTIPLAYER ONLINE BULLSHIT" and i lol'd so he's really passionated about this game

someone also called this game "full frontal fuckery"

OH IT'S CALLED LAWBREAKERS ok, whatever. it looks like pvp only stuff tho so............................................... ?

ps too many ppl are using the word literally now, it's a pet peeve, oh no

ppl who made stardew valley and star valley have a new game. i have no idea what either of those things are but this game looks like a really really old school final fantasy, and that's cute for nostalgia points alone. it seems to have fire emblem-y combat. online and local multiplayer, for people with friends and the strange desire to make friends with gamers. game is called wargroove.

jfc this conference is long

THIS CONFERENCE IS STILL GOING ON

SHADOWS OF MORDOR SHIT NOW out oct 10th

ok now we're on to i THINK age of empires remaster? this game was so fun goddamn, it takes me back to the age of 13. it's basically ancient history sims.

oh god it's finally over, i can rest until ubisoft.

#e3 17 #long post

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calystegiaidol · 7 years

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[[I said a while back that Kanami had some 260 voice lines. Well... I had time in the car so I, uh, wrote them all down. Under the cut.

Note: They’re not really formatted to match her inflections and what not.]]

Atlus

P Studio

Persona 4 Dancing All Night

How’s that? Good? Bad?

I’m gonna do my best.

Here goes!

What?! Me?!

Uhhh… I-I’ll try my best.

All righty! I just have to do this!

Okay! Go me!

I’m supposed to wear this, right?

Sure! I’ll give it a try!

Whoa! You think it’ll look good on me?

Uhhhhhh… this is embarrassing! But I’ll try it!

Yay! What a fantastic costume!

Yes! I love costumes like these!

Whoa! N-now this is… new.

Uh… Is this okay to wear?

Hahaha! Leave this to me!

Okay. Time to show what I’m made of. Woohoo!

Yes! M-my heart’s pounding but I’ll give it a try!

I’ll be sure to make the most of this opportunity.

All right! One must seek out new challenges!

Ahh! You think I’m really up to this?

Whooooa! Y-y-you really think I can do this?

I’ll go out and dance with a smile!

1 and 2 and 1 and 2! Dance to the rhythm!

Woo! I’m looking forward to this very much!

Yay! Bring you’re A-game!

I’ll cheer you on until I’m hoarse! You can do it!

Ooo! This is what I was waiting for! Good luck!

Go do your best Yu-san! You’re so cool!

Oooooo! A dancing hunk! In other words, a dunk! How cool!

This is totally unfair! Rise-senpai’s friends are all so cool or so cute!

W-whoa! That’s amazing! She’s a kung-fu master! Huwa-ta! (you know, the chie sound)

That looks so fun! Just watching this is making me all excited! Wheeeeeeee!

Wow! What a beautiful lady! She’s going to be dancing right? Yay!

Oooo! She’s so stylish and cool!

Woohoo! Rise-senpai’s dancing! This is so exciting! I-I’m… so hopeless.

Just having her on stage changes the atmosphere! I wish I could be like her!

Whoa! H-He’s gonna dance in costume?! Doesn’t it get hot in there?

So adorable!~ I’m a little round and pudgy too, but he’s definitely cuter!

Whoa! He looks intense! But I feel like he might be good.

Uhhhh.. your brows all scrunched! Loosen up!

Uh! Are you nervous?! Y-You need to relax!

I like the vibe you’ve got going! Show us a fun dance!

Ooo! So cute! You’re the best Nanako-san!

Nanako-san! If you’re ever in trouble I’ll come help in an instant! Go! Fight! Win!

Margaret. You’re so beautiful.

Go, go! You’re the best!

Hurrah!

There!

Here goes!

Good!

1, 2, 3!

This is going well!

I’m joining in too!

Excuse me for butting in!

Let’s get fired up and do this!

Ohhh.. I can’t hold back anymore! I’m coming in!

Let me join!

Excuse me for joining in!

Let’s dance Nanako-san!

Nanako-san and I make Kanakokko!

Whoa! You’re so good Yu-san! Awesome!

Oooo! Pretty amazing Yu-san!

Oh my gosh that made me dizzy! But it was fun anyway!

Ooo! Yosuke-san’s on fire! Go! Go!

That was great Chie-san! Very good!

Such awesome legs! I admire them!

Whoa! Yukiko-san! Are you really an amateur?

You’re really elegant! So light and sparkly!

The invincible Rise-senpai’s dance is so cute! Ahhh~

Woo! Rise-senpai are you really making a comeback?! That’s the best!

Mr. Bear Suit’s dance is so exciting and fun!

That was a lot of fun Mr. Bear Suit! Loved it!

So intense! Like a huge explosion of power!

Your kick ass dance was intense Kanji-san! Totes amazing!

You’re on fire Naoto-san! 100%!

I think you could be an idol Naoto-san! You’re so cute and cool!

Wow! Nanako-san you’re so good!

Kanakokko is on fire! Hehehe!

Margaret, you’re beyond perfect!

I’ll strive to become a mature lady like Margaret!

Woohoo! Wow this is amzaing!

So cool! So cute! So impressive!

Very nice! Good job!

Whoa you’re glowing! So sparkly!

It’s okay! Don’t let it bother you.

No worries! You’re doing totally fine!

You can do this! Go! Fight! Win!

Don’t let it bother you!

Ooo how fantastic!

You might be better than me!

Impressive! I super admire you!

What was that just now?! Can I do that to?

Looking great Yu-san! Way too cool!

You’re so cool! Like completely and utterly rad!

Whoa! Yosuke-san’s dancing puts the pros to shame!

Yosuke-san’s living up to his name! ...No?

Whoa! You’re very cool Chie-san!

Wow! I wanna be able to dance like that too!

Wow! How beautiful! I’m so jealous!

Whoa! Are you really an amateur Yukiko-san?

Whoa! Rise-senpai is always so impressive! I admire you a lot!

Yes! You’re lovely and unbeatable Rise-senpai!

Damn. Even in costume he dances so well!

He’s starting to look cool! What should I do?

Whoooa! You’re so intense! That’s really cool~

You’re super amazing! And a blond to boot!

Whoooa! Incredible! You’ve got skills Naoto-san!

So nice! So cool! So jealous!

Oooo! Absolutely adorable!~

Uh~ Nooo~ I’m gonna die of cute!

*sing-song voice* The charms of a mature woman!~ *exasperated* I’ve got none of that.

So smooth! What do I need to do to dance like that?!

You’re tensing up a little bit! Try to stay relaxed!

You have to put your mistakes behind you! Dance like you mean it!

All that practice wasn’t for nothing! Keep on going!

You can still make it! Turn those tables around!

You have to believe in yourself! Let’s do this Yu-san!

Y-You have to stay calm Yu-san!

Huh?! What’s wrong?! I know you can go for it!

Nooo! Hang in there Yosuke-san!

Show me your guts! Your passion! Fight on!

Dancing is a martial art too! It’s a battle with yourself!

You have to recover! I know you can Yukiko-san!

No! Yukiko-san’s in danger! Hang in there and go for it!

It’s at times like these that you can’t worry!

Now that’s our Rise-senpai for staying calm! She’s electrifying, so amazing!

Time to make a huge comeback Mr. Bear Suit!

It’s not over yet! Let’s go all out from here on!

It’s the moment of truth Kanji-san! I’ll be cheering you on!

Waah! Time to get serious! Don’t give up yet!

Naoto-san! You can still come back from this!

Forget everything else, and dance with an empty mind! Like me!

Nanako-san, keep going and don’t let it bother you!

Tada! Your charm can still win them over Nanako-san!

Margaret isn’t doing so hot! Nooo! Don’t lose!

She’s not affected at all! *gasp* This is amazing to see!

Yeah! Let’s get this show on the road!

Entering Fever Time! Here goes!

Time to use every ounce of strength we have! Let’s all get fired up!

Whee! This is the highlight of the show!

I can’t stop anymore! This is so much fun!

All righty! Let’s nail this Nanako-san!

Wow!~ Yu-san really can do anything!~

You could be a star with that level of skill! I guarantee it!

Woohoo! Yosuke-san and I had a totally rocking time together!

We blasted right through that! Totally on fire, ahhh so much fun!

Super great moves Chie-san!

Whoa! The Fever Time Kung-fu dance! Wow! Hwuah-ta!

How fantastic! You’re a proper Japanese lady!

Hehehe! The two of us totally lit up the stage!

We’re an invincible duo! We exploded with energy on stage!

Oh gosh! That was seriously the best thing ever!

Fever Time! Fever Time! Go go go!

Dancing with you is such fun Mr. Bear Suit! How will I top it?

Whoa! Kanji-san’s moves are so powerful!

Your sense of rhythm is amzing! You’re no ordinary guy!

Forget all the complicated stuff… and just dance!

Naoto-san is cool through and through! She’s the raddest!

Awwwww~ What a precious little angel!

Thank you! That was our special double-act: Kanakokko!

Adult sexiness vs idol cuteness! What did you think?

Haha! We’re sexy and young!

Ohh I’m out of practice! This ain’t good…

Nooo!

Noo-! Oh dear…

Oooo nice moves!

Bravo!

What a charming duo!

Now then! Go! Fight! Win!

Looks like they’re both on fire!

Whoa! They’re great at livening things up!

Eee! A full blast of girl power!

Whoa! They’re both so cute I could die~

They’re so in sync I could watch them all day!

Oh my! These two are perfect for each other!

Wow!~ Men’s dances are pretty strong stuff!

Ohhhh myyy!~ *gasp* The girls will coming running to see this!

My excitement level went… Bam! Through the roof!

So beautiful! I just have to learn from this!

Oh gosh! Those two are pretty bold!

That was so cool! I just have to keep my eyes on these two!

Woohoo!

You’re looking great!

*quiet panting* I’m sorry..! Please, let me rest for a bit. It won’t be long!

Yay! 120 points out of 100! …Huh?

Yes! Yes! I did it! I can’t believe I actually got a perfect score!

Wooo! A perfect score! I did it! I did it!

Ohoho! That went totally awesome for me! Yup!

How was that? Have I gotten better?

Dancing is so much fun! I’m in such a good mood!

All right! I can’t be satisfied with this! I’ll try even harder!

Well, I knew I could do that much. I gotta practice more to get better!

I gotta try even harder! All right! Go! Fight! Win!

Uhoh… Tomomin might yell at me for this.

I need to take on more and lessons! I just have to practice harder!

Whuuuh… that was close. Too many mistakes.

Awwwnh… the path of an idol is harsh as ever.

I’m no good! It’s to the point that I mistake when the trash day is!

What am I doing?! Stupid me! Useless slowpoke Kanami!

That was so intense that I’m all dizzy! It was great!

Oh what fun! Hehe! …Oops. Sorry. I… couldn’t help it. Ehehe! Hee hee hee!

That was amazing! I’d definitely like to request an encore!

Thank you so much! That was extremely well done!

What the heck?! How are you that perfect?! *gasp* I don’t understaaand!

That was too amazing Yu-san! I don’t feel like I could ever top that…!

Whoa! That’s amazing! You didn’t make a single goof!

You’re a god of dance Yosuke-san! People from Inaba are scaaary!

Nooo! If you show off like that my confidence will melt like a candle!

That was sweet~ I’m head over heels for you Chie-san!

I’m so jealous… I wish I could pull off moves that awesome!

Amazing! Yukiko-san was like a celestial maiden! So cool!

Ahh! Rise-senpaiiiii! You were so marvelous that I could die!

Nooo! It’s no use! I haven’t gotten closer to your level at all!

So amazing! That was tons of fun! You’re the best Mr. Bear Suit!

I see that long legs aren’t that important when it comes to dancing!

Wow! That was flawless! So perfect it’s… scary!

Amazing! Kanji-san looks scary but he’s a great dancer!

Wow so smooth! You were on another level Naoto-san!

That’s it! I’m done! Geniuses really do exist! I can’t dance that good!

Woo! You’re the best Nanako-san! Totes adorable!

Nanako-san, you’re a prodigy! No… a genius! This girl’s got skills!

Wow! Your dance is top-notch pretty lady! It’s out of this world!

Whoa… whaaaaat?! That was perfect! Too perfect lady… (she almost sounds suspicious xD)

Whoooooa… I admire you so much!

So perfect! I guess she has more life experience to draw on… Ahhhhhnnn…

Wonderful Yu-san! You were in spitting distance of perfection!

Ahhhhn… Are you really an amateur? You’ve been training your whole life, right?!

These skills… *gasp* Is a Junes job the secret? Let me work there too!

So cool! You’re the dancing shop employee Yosuke-san!

Whoooa! Can I be like Chie-san if I learn Kung-fun too?

Whoa! You have an amazing sense of rhythm Chie-san! Woohoo!

Amazing Yukiko-san! I was moved by your hospitality!

Oooohhhh! She’s prettyyyy, has a great body, AND a stunning dancer! Life isn’t fair!

She’s got moves like that after a long break? Rise-senpai is incredible!

I knew it Rise-senpai! I gotta step up my game too! I’ll try even harder!

*gasp* Is there a secret to the suit that gives you intense dance powers?

Wha? How?! How can you dance so much with that costume on!

That was powerful dance! Hmmmmm… maybe I should put on some muscle!

He can dance, knit, and even cook! You’ll make a great wife Kanji-san!

Wow! It’s so cool that you’re smart AND you can dance!

So it’s possible to be both smart and a good performer! Very neat!

That was too wonderful! When I was little I wasn’t… that… good… Huh… Oh dear…

How is a little girl so good?! Inaba folks are pretty scary.

Those sharp moves! That much be the secret to your sexy bod!

That was soooooo close! You can get a perfect next time!

The most important part comes next! Try to get even better!

Ohhh! You really nailed that part! You’re on a roll!

You still have stamina to spare? Wow! I better work hard too!

It’s not good to hold back! Release your inner spirit!

That was so good Nanako-san! Keep taking lessons and you’ll hit the big time!

1, 2, 3… *gasp* Oh gosh! Isn’t this a new record?

Babam! This is amazing!

I’ve never seen anything like this! It’s a new record!

That’s Nanako-san for you! What a scary little girl…!

Tada! Level up! Ba da bing!

Whoooa! Your moves are getting better! You’re really improving!

Your dancing is looking up Nanako-san!

#;just P4D things (game)

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shanannigansthebibliophile · 7 years

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“Remember, remember, the 5th of November”

Happy Friday guys! And a happy birthday to Mr. Shanannigans, which is why I picked “V for Vendetta” this weeks as it’s one of his favourites!

Woo hoo! Fall is finally here! And by that, I mean the abnormally hot weather we were experiencing is gone, with blustery autumn (NORMAL) weather taking its place. ABOUT TIME!!! It was so weird too. It literally went from 40°C to 18°C and breezy, all in one day.

Yesterday and today is all about the birthday boy. Yesterday we had a cozy fam jam and spoiled him rotten. Tonight is his party/ birthday dinner with friends and we’re really looking forward to it. I get to talk to grown-ups tonight! Unless you are home with tiny human(s) all day/ everyday, you may not get why that would be so exciting. Trust me, it’s cause to wear lipstick and everything! (Happy dance)

Reads & Reels had a great week! The Fender blog tour kicked off without a hitch and is doing great! Remember to enter the giveaway if you haven’t already. It’s a fantastic book and the author is giving away a print copy, digital books and even an audio book!

I read and reviewed a sweet romance with a touch of suspense called Roadside, by an author in our community. Angie Dokos? You may know her as the sweetest lady ever! Her blog is almost entirely made up of other bloggers and authors work. She’s awesome and has been sharing my stuff for ages. I call her my “Fair Blogmother” She happens to be a fine writer with a few books under her belt as well.

Hmm, what else? oh I watched the second season of Scream Queens which was awesome! I know what you’re thinking… How can she watch such over-the-top, campy crap? But that’s exactly why I love it! The show is ridiculous and it knows it lol.

Anyway, it has been a busy and fruitful week and I’m looking forward to the weekend. Which come to think of, will be crazy busy too. Ah, no rest for the wicked.

Monday I start a hardcore pilates program in addition to regular sessions where I’m tortured by a chiropractor. Turns out my foot injury isn’t really an injury at all, but a symptom of something bigger. Something I must aggressively treat if I don’t want to become a hump-backed, doddering crone (so many things about pregnancy that I’m still learning). Don’t worry I’m fine, just have my work cut out for me. Bonus? The director of the pilates studio has promised me a “rockin’ hot bod” in time for my wedding. Yay!

So, busy, busy times ahead but I have rambled on enough. Let’s get to it!

This Week: V for Vendetta (2005)

Most of these posters are fan-made and are pretty spectacular in my opinion.

Awesome right? I really like “N” but I’m going to have to go with “O” today.

The Winner: “O”

Which one would you pick?

Have a great weekend guys!

Movie Poster Showdown: V for Vendetta (2005) #Meme #WeeklyRecap #Friday #Movies #JustforFun "Remember, remember, the 5th of November" Happy Friday guys! And a happy birthday to Mr. Shanannigans, which is why I picked "V for Vendetta" this weeks as it's one of his favourites!

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