#i think it would be very funny for Kronos to have done tbis whole ass war to off his kuds

[percabeth4life]

my queen, i need one just 1 take where Kronos has his Dad Senses awakened with his Kids,,they probably fully hate it and fight it but he takes one look at them and goes "shit...those are my babies!! ....fuck, Rhea was right, shit!"

Hades was still speaking, a dramatic speech to be sure, one Kronos could respect... Probably... He was having trouble focusing though, because Hades with his fury and determination and Demeter with her anger looked strikingly like younger Rhea's, though Demeter with coloring far more akin to Kronos' own mother when she took a humanoid form.

All he could really think while looking at them was "babies".

His babies.

Oh by his father, Rhea was right. Kronos could not let his children into war! What was he thinking? They were clearly too young and hot headed for that.

And his grandkids- it really gave him a new perspective. No this couldn't be allowed.

"Are you even listening?" Hades snapped.

"Why are you here?" Kronos demanded. "Can't you tell a war is no place for children? And bringing your own children- why do you even have children? You're far too young for that!"

Demeter and Hades abruptly looked very offended. Kronos did not care, they were babies, babies were not meant to have children.

"He's married," Persephone sputtered.

"What!? Far too young for that too!" Kronos could not believe this. They were only a few thousand years old! "No, to your rooms, all of you. We will discuss this later."

"Go fuck yourself?" Hades offered instead.

Kronos recoiled, "language!"

#its short but idk #i think it would be very funny for Kronos to have done tbis whole ass war to off his kuds #for the SECOND TIME #only to like #completely whip around and be like: why are babies fighting? my babies? what are you doing? #everyone is confused #on both sides #percy just wants to know if this means the war is over #life writes #anon asks