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cyrusthedragon · 2 months

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I almost hate how conservative (?) i am about miraxus... Lemme explain myself.

To begin with, I'm a classical nalu (x nagray, cuz natsu and gray are a married couple, i don't make the rules), and i love gajevy, and my other (other-other) pairings are hannigram, sns, sterek, destiel, geraskier, draciolus (if you know - you know), eruri, like..im a classical pansexual they/them with classic ass OTPs, and most of them are fuckin' GAY, and ofc i love it ... More gay = good for me, i love gay people, these are my people, my nation. Even the fuckin' Zukka. I love 'em. I think everyone should be gay.

But miraxus?

Heterosexuals.

Hundred percent.

Fucking heterosexuals.

I'm SHAKING abt it, LIKE, DAMN, BOTH OF YOU ARE SO FUCKIN' FRUITY, LIKE, LAXUS, THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT? U GAY MAN. U FUCKIN' BEAR. WHY ARE YOU SO GAY. And I'm looking at Mirajane and you don't know but SHE IS MY WIFE, AND I AM FEMALE, MY SEX IS FEMALE, SHE IS- SHE IS LIKE A DREAM. HAVE YOU SEEN HER? SHE'S. SHE'S. SHE!!!! S H E ! ! ! ! SHOULD I REALLY EXPLAIN MYSELF? MIRAJANE FUCKIN' STRAUSS.

But then.

I prefer to listen to my inner voice.

And my inner voice is saying they're both heterosexuals. MAXIMUM bisexuals. I can't explain it, i seriously cannot, i just genuinely think Mirajane somehow likes men (eeewwwww, ghoooorl, whyyyyyy), and Laxus likes women (understandable. relatable.), and I'm comfortable with it. I just think that's how it is, cuz it's fine - being heterosexual. I love them no matter what. And i know a lot of people ship also Mirajane x Erza, and i think it's wonderful, like, they are wives, c'mon, they are... But 2x.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who can separate canon-canon, fanon-canon, and fanon-fanon. Please. I need to know I'm not alone in this fucking fandom thinking this way. I really need it. I swear.

Canon-canon: we don't know their (miraxus) sexuality, so they can be whatever they want, they don't show any romantic interest in anyone in the PLOT of the anime/manga, in the action, not covers, etc.

Fanon-canon: Mirajane and Laxus are at least bisexuals and are prolly gonna end up together, Mashima said so, i think so, that's understandable and logical for me, i (personally) like it, cuz their personalities suit each other, that's why i wholeheartedly ship miraxus.

Fanon-fanon: they are all gay. All of them. All on them. Not a single person in that fucking guild is even a slightest bit hetero. No one. Literally zero heterosexuality per person. This is THE guild of lesbians and gays. AND I LOVE IT. I truly sincerely absolutely love it (cuz it once again makes Mirajane MY WIFEY, I LOVE MY WIFE!!!!).

And there's a second thing i hate abt myself when i think about miraxus compared to every single other pair i ship: when i think abt eruri or sns or *whoever* i think like yeah, they're gonna have max. two kids. That's all. Three - is unbelievable, but acceptable. But like..more on the unbelievable side, ykwim. Highly likely just two kids.

BUT MIRAXIS? IN MY HEAD? IN MY FANON-FANON HEAD? FIVE. And never less. (In fanon-canon just three).

FIVE CHILDREN. FIVE. FIVE FUCKIN' CHILDREN. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY BUT I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. I DON'T KNOW WHY. I JUST DO. The older twins (boy and girl, ctrl c & ctrl v, the girl is copied from Laxus, the boy is completely Mirajane's child, except for appearance). Then - the third boy, and now HE'S looking like Mirajane, and calm like adult-her (not when he's pissed off, tho, when he's pissed off he's gonna throw you at a fuckin' wall with his confident soothing smile remaining). Then is the fourth girl with Laxus's hair and she's her grand grandpa's baby, she's like fem!Makarov, my ghorl is a calm clown, you don't know she's high until she opens her mouth. The fifth is also a girl and she's the best. And beast. Have you ever seen a baby capable of killing the whole guilt at the age of two years? She can. Cuz she's just learning how to talk and dad once said 'fairy law' and she repeated it and, well, they're so lucky she doesn't hate anybody........... They're so lucky... And now she's banned from magic. Yeah.

The happy family. One Mirajane, one Laxus, one miraxus mix, one Makarov copie, and one FUCKIN' DISASTER. Lovely, lovely children...

Am I okay? No, I'm not, wtf.

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carbootsoul · 4 years

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u sent a lot so uhh sokka, cabbage man and pianjeong :)

thank u!! i hope sending so many was ok i just love hearing ppls responses to those ask memes..

sokka how i feel about this character: i LOVE him like what a MAN he is such a good big brother and he tries so hard and i just 🥺🥺 i hope he knows how much he means to me all the people i ship romantically with this character: uhh rly just zuko and suki!! the three of them (+ yue sometimes) are my FAVORITES. idk i’m cool with yue/sokka but yue gives me comp-het lesbian vibes so my brotp for this character: suki & sokka obviously and then sokka & the gaang as his family. also piandao.. father figure... sokka deserves all of those he can get. AND sokka and yue. my unpopular opinion abt this character: uhh when ppl write him as dumb ESPECIALLY when it comes to stuff abt science/engineering.. they r being racist and also disregarding an important part of his character?? it RLY bugs me when i see ppl doing stuff w/ him and zuko where sokka asks a dumb science question and zuko answers it?? like no zuko is the idiot here. they are a stem/english major couple. respect that. (lol i mean idk zuko is kinda a business major but like) one thing i wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: more of him using his sword!! he gets it and then loses it?? i want a scene w him and suki and zuko all geeking out abt how cool it is. ALSO more of him in the kyoshi warrior getup that was so cool my otp: zukka probably my crossover ship: i NEVER do crossovers but him and bow from she ra?? idk i vibe a headcanon fact: i have so many sokka hcs and they’ve all disappeared from my brain. one sec let me look at the notes of one of my fics quick. uhh oh sokka w adhd and dyslexia is good and GNC SOKKA omg it’s only my favorite atla headcanon ever.

cabbage man how I feel about this character: ok so face value?? he’s FINE. he could go either way like i’ve seen him as a bullshit capitalist which >:( bad but also we stan small business owners all the people i ship romantically with this character: u know what? i did see a post abt iroh/cabbage man ages ago and a crack ship is all either of them deserve so there. my non-romantic brotp for this character: cabbage man and sokka. no i don’t have a reason my unpopular opinion about this character: he’s probably the most powerful character like he obviously has a way of speed-traveling bc he can keep up w the gaang on their sky bison and he always has new cabbages?? where do they come from one thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i wish he have given his cabbages to the refugees in ba sing se 😔 like he evidently has an infinite stash of them somewhere. my otp: none. not going to answer this. my crossover ship: god idk. him/tom nook. a headcanon fact: infinite cabbages. he can cabbage bend.

pianjeong when i started shipping it if i did: when i saw this fanart like yes it’s horny on main but my lesbian ass brain completely bypassed that and went.. hmmm Father Figures..... my thoughts: good. i like this. they’re both from the fire nation and they both.. somewhat hate it at least. although i don’t remember the atla episode with jeong jeong in it At All like it doesn’t exist in my brain. he showed up w the rest of the white lotus and i was like who is this man??? what makes me happy about them: jeong jeong is a military deserter which i love for him. i think they could have a nice time like.. chilling in a garden and playing pai sho while committing treason on a low level. what makes me sad about them: they both DID like.. make the fire nation military a lot stronger.. also idk things done in fanfic that annoys me: things i look for in fanfic: who i’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: my happily ever after for them: i rly like the ‘jeong jeong lives in the earth kingdom some of the year for the vibes but also lives at piandao’s mansion’ concept. also neither of them ever talking to pakku again because fuck him. who is the big spoon/little spoon: hmm ok piandao is the little spoon. i know in in my heart what is their favorite non-sexual activity: sword fighting.. gay. also pai sho bc if you’re in a secret society u should play your secret society’s board game.

#thank u!! sorry it took so long my baby cousin came out to me #these r so fun omg #leo.ask

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