#i’m gonna marry that man and that’s facts 🫡😂

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y’all my partner. i’m

#i’m fuckongrjdjdjdnsjakkaksl #so i message mr bread right and i’m like lov u miss u send me an audio message bc i like ur voice #(shut up i’m gooey alright) #i’m still awake and i get an audio file #i’m expecting a goodnight or something #no it starts with ‘i’m eating’ #proceeds to narrate his lunch to me including his condiments (its a dumpling day apparently) #bemoans the lack of mayo in the house #chews. LOUDLY. WITH ADDITIONAL SOUND EFFECTS #im in tears of laughter by this point #then i get my goodnight request #ommhggnmkngfdx #y’all how am i meant to sleep in these conditions #i’m too busy pissign myself laughing #i’m crying lmao #real honest tears my stomach hurts help me #i’m gonna marry that man and that’s facts 🫡😂 #if ur still reading this i’m very impressed anyway #kelposting #bread boy