#no it starts with ‘i’m eating’

[we-return-in-waves]

y’all my partner. i’m

#i’m fuckongrjdjdjdnsjakkaksl #so i message mr bread right and i’m like lov u miss u send me an audio message bc i like ur voice #(shut up i’m gooey alright) #i’m still awake and i get an audio file #i’m expecting a goodnight or something #no it starts with ‘i’m eating’ #proceeds to narrate his lunch to me including his condiments (its a dumpling day apparently) #bemoans the lack of mayo in the house #chews. LOUDLY. WITH ADDITIONAL SOUND EFFECTS #im in tears of laughter by this point #then i get my goodnight request #ommhggnmkngfdx #y’all how am i meant to sleep in these conditions #i’m too busy pissign myself laughing #i’m crying lmao #real honest tears my stomach hurts help me #i’m gonna marry that man and that’s facts 🫡😂 #if ur still reading this i’m very impressed anyway #kelposting #bread boy

[henreyettah]

Nona bath + conditioner time! 🧼 🫧 🛁

#no bars of soap in this house. Nona keeps eating them #nona the ninth #pyrrha dve #camilla hect #gideon the ninth #gideon the first #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #I’m tlt posting #tamsyn muir #sweet baby nona #y’all know that clip of that priest who’s reading a sermon or something and starts with #‘oh God;’ #that’s me whenever I think too long about nona. and Pyrrha #and CAMILLA HECT #CAMILLA HECT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A STAR #art #doodle #henreyettart #Pyrrha mom arc #varun the eater #nona #tlt series #nona the ninth spoilers

[marisatomay]

Did u see GWB's recent speech- truly loosing it at his flub

#i’m going to start tearing at the wallpaper and eating it

[distorted-smile]

They left treats out for Christmas…

I realised as I was doing the background it looks like he got locked in the basement…and I had to keep going with it at that point. I love how snootlike Nim’s face is - very cute. Have a good Christmas @weevmo!

#I wanted to draw him for a little while #you could grab his face like you do with dogs #gently of course #I’m sorry that it’s a mixture of cookies and carrots… #I was eating carrots before I draw it so maybe I was influenced #I didn’t want to draw more cookies #have a lovely Christmas #I hope it starts to feel more jolly for you #digital art #digital drawing #digital illustration #art #my art #fanart #corduroy stew #nimrod stew

[scrambledslut]

WHAT IS WITH THESE HOMOSEXUALS REFUSING TO RUN AWAY WITH THE LOVE OF THEIR LIVES

#IM EATING THE WALLS #CHEWING ON WIRES #LIKE BE SO FR HE WAS BEGGING YOU TO RUN OFF WITH HIM #START A NEW LIFE TOGETHER #I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE #also yes hi i’m late to the ineffable husbands party #don’t mind me losing my absolute mind over s2ep6 😀 #OOF i just know the fics will be heavy with ANGST #our flag means death #ofmd #good omens #ineffable husbands #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #stede bonnet x edward teach #crowly x aziraphale #our flag means death brainrot #good omens brainrot

[vigilskeep]

it’s because you’re always on that damn nautiloid in the hells

#my followers love me especially when i’m planning to start another save #i think we all knew this was coming looking at the state of this blog and the fact i dont have an active wizard kissing save #i need the energy to eat something first though. every day i wake up

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

there are two types of neurodivergent kids in school:

1. sees class has already started, mortified by the thought of walking in front of people, fails at psyching themself up, goes outside, sits next to a dumpster for six hours, goes home, changes colleges, never goes back again

or

2. sees that no one is sitting on table, immediately sits on table, becomes friends with a guy called swaz who appreciates their table power move, embraces status as the Weird Kid

#tag yourself #i’m number 1 to a t #i ate #my lunch in the bathroom ones because i was two mortified to walk into a room full of people who had already started eating lunch #i was like “if they look at me i will actually factually die” #dnp #so do you have adanhd or auphism 👀 #dan and phil #adhd #autism #neurodivergent #neurodivergence #yeet my deet #phan #yeet my dnp #gamingmas 2023 #ocd #tourettes #sensory processing disorder #auditory processing disorder #dyslexia #yeet my deenp

[sevikasenby]

sitting in sevika’s lap facing her while she has her mech hand cupping your cunt, vibration setting on, letting you grind into the vibrations. you grip onto her shoulders to steady yourself while you rock your hips against her. even when you get tired and stop moving for a minute, the vibrations still continue to make your legs shake as pleasure courses through your body.

sevika loves having you in her lap while she fucks you because she likes to be able to see you desperately try to continue grinding against her, loves being able sit back and enjoy you falling apart in front of her and in this case being able to watch your arousal smear aross her metal palm and seep between her metal fingers

#have this while i go work on my amab sevika shit that i still haven’t started #actually i’m eating rn but i’m gonna try to afterwards #personally i like the idea that sevikas whole mech hand vibrates and not just her fingers #lesbian brainrot #i’m 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #sevika #sevika arcane #arcane sevika #arcane #sevika imagine #sevika x reader #sevika x you #sevika smut #sevika headcanon

[waywardstation]

As someone who's gotten verrry good at the first two PMD games I wanted to give the input that Ingo's strategy is honestly not far off the mark- scanning for items can be very useful, especially if you happen to be a hoarder like I am and pack light for the dungeon ahead. Also yeah, starving tends to happen if you're conservative with your resources, not a big deal though usually.

Sometimes Ingo prepares so much for the dungeon ahead in anticipation of all the items they’ll need to take back with them, that it loops back around to being entirely unprepared for the long haul (<- I do this more often than I should).

Haha I make Ingo a fan of thorough exploration because I’m also a fan of doing it and I’m really the one who insists on scouring every single floor. I love looking for rare items, searching out battles with a specific pokemon to recruit them, farming treasure boxes, and razing monster houses!! So yes among that, I am also a fellow hoarder lol, and I do also pack very light for dungeons to save as much room as possible for whatever I pick up.

Hunger mechanic just really gets in the way sometimes which is why I’m looking hard for the tight belt item right now, it eliminates the hunger points going down entirely (except for a few exceptions I think?) I NEED THAT ITEM!!

#wayward’s asks #HISUI PMD AU #I always make a point to go into dungeons with only two held items and two big apples if I can help it #will bring a stun/sleep seed or petrify orb if I’m taking on a job to bring in another pokemon though but THATS IT #that is it #nothing I hate more than running out of space in my bag like ten floors in #and I NEED to find every single Gummi and take them all back to make into drinks at Spinda’s to get all my points up #can’t do that just by eating the Gummis on their own!! it’s tedious at first but it’s great when it starts #piling up the extra points on attack and defense and such

[kexing]

23.5 is really going to call me girlfriendless/wifeless for 12 weeks straight gay huh

and i’ll say thank you every week

#it’s all fun and games with bls but put a gl in front of me and i start sobbing because i’m single #too personal aldkakdk #but i WILL eat it up #23.5 the series #23.5 degrees #mj talks

[chuluoyi]

the snort i let out 😭

#so sorry everyone i keep ranting about this but i just have to—😭 #by not focusing on vol 26 gojo cover that looks more like his ancestor rather than him— #i’m eating all these memes about sukuna and kusakabe instead🥹🥹 #like what do you mean the strongest sorcerer in history vs strongest sorcerer available😭 #by now i’m starting to want sukuna to win🥲 #—chu’s ramblings 🗯️ #jjk leaks #jjk 253

[veone]

the hot waters out again.

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 interior #my builds #sunbleached:extras #unseen is the peeps boiling hot water for a bath #that fans pointing towards the toilet #adding context: the little sticky notes everywhere in this build is everyone leaving passive aggressive notes to clean up or stop eating my #fucking food hey keep it down in the shower I’m trying to sleep not listen to you explore someone body #they have to go out to go wash cloths so no one’s really jumping to do that so it just piles up they get more cloths sometimes it’s easy #until it starts to smell it starting to smell

[misc-obeyme]

Sometimes I really long to see some card art where the characters don’t look like they’re chiseled out of stone.

Like give me strong man weight lifter Diavolo with a round belly & juicy tits. Give me awkward lanky Levi and dad bod Lucifer. Give me sweet soft Asmo, renaissance painting style. I want perfectly average Solomon, covered in pact marks but otherwise just normal. I want old man Barb with crows feet and a little belly from eating too many pastries.

I know we would never get such official art and I absolutely headcanon them however I like. But I sometimes think about it when so much of the official art is all abs all the time!

And of course I worship the artists who draw the characters with different body types. You are doing the real work 🫡

#Beel is the only exception #he’s like one of those dudes who can eat anything #and somehow remain muscular & fit #this should be late night nonsense posting #but I’m waiting for a zoom meeting to start #so you get it in the middle of the day #I’ll call it #midday nonsense posting #ajskdkdkf I’m sorry I know I’m a dork #obey me #obey me nightbringer #misc rambles

[kawaiixriot]

CID’S VOICE IS LITERALLY THE HOTTEST FF VOICE IN THE HISTORY OF FF

#I am losing my shit #like I literally started hyperventilating when Clive walked on screen #I’m so excited #HES SO FINE #cid has such BDE it’s literally slapping me in the face 😭 #DADDYYY #cidolfus telamon #ff16 #final fantasy 16 #I know them all and none can compare #literally come at me with another hot ff character voice #NONE OF THEM COMPARE #ffxvi #final fantasy #final fantasy xvi #ps5 #square enix #I want him to eat me like he ate that apple 😭

[chrollohearttags]

anyways, I’m so glad I actually have talent and the ability to make fics that make me happy so I don’t have to go around throwing shade at others’ writing because I have the creativity of a piece of fucking lint. So happy I have self esteem and a personality instead getting mine from the internet. Some of you obviously can’t relate.

#lemme just focus on my stories #anybody else can eat a fucking dick atp #idc idc #somebody lied to some of you bitches and told you that bc you write for unpopular characters/fandoms it makes you better #and y’all are sadly mistaken #I know y’all are note hungry but please don’t get mad at me bc you can construct a proper sentence #that’s a you issue and not that of ‘the popular blogs’ #I’m just a bitch on here writing whatever comes to mind m #I don’t be giving a damn abt who likes it or not #it’s not my business #cherry chats 🍒 #but y’all got it #y’all got it fr #and please don’t get me started on how y’all plagiarize from said blogs and then have the fucking nerve to say #‘idk who this came from’ bitch if u saw the hc/names #then you can see the person you stole it from dpmtfo #but if you get called out ur being bullied lmaoo be so fucking fr #and this isn’t a call out #whoever feels hit #holler bitch idc #if it don’t apply then let it fly

[dimsilver]

🍛

#would appreciate prayer that my doctor lets me eat more foods starting tomorrow!! #currently I’m on AIP for my chronic illness and it’s been almost a month of only meat vegetables and fruit #(also no tomatoes or peppers or chicken or seeds…) #and it’s not the end of the world by any means #but it’s hard and I never feel quite full #and it makes things like long days out of the house or church fellowship more challenging #even just adding one or two things back like rice or tomatoes would be so nice #or pepper!!