#Pyrrha mom arc

[henreyettah]

Nona bath + conditioner time! 🧼 🫧 🛁

#no bars of soap in this house. Nona keeps eating them #nona the ninth #pyrrha dve #camilla hect #gideon the ninth #gideon the first #harrow the ninth #the locked tomb #I’m tlt posting #tamsyn muir #sweet baby nona #y’all know that clip of that priest who’s reading a sermon or something and starts with #‘oh God;’ #that’s me whenever I think too long about nona. and Pyrrha #and CAMILLA HECT #CAMILLA HECT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A STAR #art #doodle #henreyettart #Pyrrha mom arc #varun the eater #nona #tlt series #nona the ninth spoilers

[aerisfelidae]

Listen I love all of the art I've seen of Pyrrha Dve but they're all so alarmingly normally proportioned when I had unironically imagined her as this the whole time

Like great job I love the realistic not unhinged version but I never once questioned this image and I have to go entirely rethink several scenes now

#pyrrha dve #the locked tomb #nona the ninth #ntn #gideon the ninth #gideon the first #pyrrha mom arc #tlt series #the locked tomb series #tlt posting #htn spoilers #harrow the ninth spoilers #ntn spoilers #nona the ninth spoilers #sort of? #idk if you can be too heavily spoiled without the context the spoiler gives you #read it wrong #mistaken character interpretation #fairly oddparents #jorgen von strangle #nickelodeon

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Mama Nikos: We're gonna be Grandmothers!

Mama Arc: We are Grandmothers! Saph has a son, and you're part of the family now!

Mama Nikos: I know, I know, but my little girls all grown up and having kids of her own!

Mama Arc: I know, but just imagine in just fifteen year's time ...

~IN THE FUTURE~

Pyrrha: Children! To arms!

All 15 Arkos children: *Retrieve Shields and Polearms*

Jaune: Now! Phalanx formation!

Arkos kids: *Form up*

Pyrrha: Now let's Defeat Salem!

Jaune: And we'll get Ice Cream afterwards!

Arkos kids: FOR ICE CREAM! CHARGE!

~Back in the Present~

Mama Nikos: It's going to be Amazing~

Mama Arc: OUr Grand kids~ Saving the world~

Papa Arc: ... Well she's riled up now.

Mom Nikos: Tonight's going to be fun.

Papa Arc: Oh yeah, I'm just worried about-

Mom Nikos: Being able to walk tomorrow?

Papa Arc: Yeah.

Mom Nikos: *Nodding in understanding* Yeah.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #mama arc #papa arc #mama nikos #athena nikos #mom nikos

[brokentrafficknight]

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #pyrrha's mom #arkos #ship of theseus

[novankenn]

Familial Interference...

Glynda Goodwitch was racing through the Emerald Forest, with one unconscious Jaune Arc slung over her shoulder.

Pyrrha: (Yelling) Get back here with our man you cradle robbing cougar!!!

Glynda: (Yelling) He's my nephew you psychos!

Ruby : (Yelling) That just makes your attraction to him that much more worse!

Glynda: (Yelling) I am not attracted to Jaune! He's my nephew and DESPITE what his mother thinks... I am NOT letting any of you touch him!

Penny: (Yelling) But we are mother approved and insemination ready!

Glynda: (Yelling) You all need to be medicated!

Nora: (Yelling) Here's NORA!

Glynda tosses Jaune into the air, does a handstand flip off of Nora's magnhlid, catches Jaune, and continues racing deeper into the forest, as Nora's hammer shatters a tree upon impact.

Nora: Whoa... that was so cool!

Glynda kept pushing herself, she knew the only chance Jaune's chastity had was if she could get through the mountains, to the coast.

Glynda: Damn you Jasmine! Damn you demented baby crazy woman!

Pyrrha: (Yelling) Hag! Give us...

Glynda: (Yelling) I am NOT... HEY, get back here with my nephew!!

Ruby took off in a explosion of rose petals.

Back at Beacon... in the Headmaster's Office...

Jasmine Arc: (watching it all through a crystal ball on Ozpin's desk) That's it girls! That's it! Give me strawberry blond cuties to spoil! Give them all to me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Port, Oobleck and Ozpin all sat in the furthest away corner visibly cowering in fear.

Jasmine Arc: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #penny polendina #glynda goodwitch #jaune arc's mom

[verydeadaten]

Thetis (Mama) Nikos: Tell me Jaune, what did you do before you came to Beacon?

Jaune: I worked on my family’s farm. Weeded, seeded, harvested. I also helped set up the stand when we sold our crops at the market.

Thetis: Oh? And what crops where those?

Jaune: Whatever we can grow during the season. Kale, lettuce, corn. Sometimes we grew tomatoes and eggplant. We grew apples a couple times. We also have a little vineyard.

Thetis: *very interested* A vineyard? Your family makes wine?

Jaune: We barrel and age it ourselves. Not to toot my own horn, but I’d say it tasted pretty good.

Thetis: *leaning into Pyrrha’s ear* You’d better marry this boy!

Pyrrha: MOM!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #mama nikos #haha Pyrrha and her mom are greek #arkos

[superiorsturgeon]

Cursed Hairstyle

Resurrected!Pyrrha: *with short hair* Hello again!

Ruby: Pyrrha?! What happened to your hair?!

Resurrected!Pyrrha: Well, everyone else has gotten new outfits or hairstyles since Beacon, so yesterday I decided to try something new…

Earlier…

Resurrected!Pyrrha: *coming out of team JNPR bathroom* How do I look?

Pyrrha’s hair:

JN_R: 😨

Jaune: Oh, HELL no!!

Ren: *grabs scissors*

Nora: *rugby-tackles Pyrrha to the floor* THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, PYRRHA!!!!

Resurrected!Pyrrha:🫨 ??!?!?

Back in the present…

Resurrected!Pyrrha: …and by the time I got the three of them off of me I’d lost about two thirds of my hair! 😥

Resurrected!Pyrrha: And they threatened to shave my head in my sleep unless I promised to never wear my hair like that for the rest of my life! 😰

Resurrected!Pyrrha: I don’t understand why my team reacted like that to a simple hair style!

Ruby: *hugs Pyrrha*

Ruby: Don’t worry about it, Pyrrha.

Ruby: …but don’t you EVER wear your hair like that again!

Resurrected!Pyrrha: ?!?!?!?!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #lie ren #team jnpr #resurrected pyrrha #anime mom death hair #they JUST got her back dammit #if you know you know

[redheartedtramp]

Mom!Raven 2

Ruby: Hey Mom, these are our friends: Team JNPR! Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, and Ren!

Raven: Ah, I see, I see. It's nice to meet you. Thank you so much for looking out for my daughters~

Ruby/Yang: Mom... *rolling_eyes.exe*

Pyrrha: It's no problem, Miss Branwen.

Jaune: Yeah, if anything, Ruby & Yang look after me more than the other way around...

Raven: ...

FLASHBACK!

Raven: Phew, that was a tough mission...thanks for having my back, Tai.

Taiyang: Ha, me? Have your back? It was more like you had mine.

END FLASHBACK

Jaune: Uh...ma'am?

Raven: *draws sword* What are your intentions with my daughters?

Jaune: HUH?!

Ruby: MOM!!!!!

Yang: Herer we go again...

Raven: Ruby, I changed my mind. You're too young to go here.

Ruby: MOM!!!!!

Ren: Oh, she's one of those moms...

Nora: Oh, this is good!

Raven: Ruby, show me your neck!

Ruby: MOM, HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! STOP!

Yang: *turns to JNPR* Yeah, you guys should run while you can. Especially you Vomit Boy.

Jaune: Wait, what? Why?!

Yang: Cause when she's done with Rubes, you're next.

Raven: *eyes glow with Maiden Powers* WE NEED TO HAVE THE TALK, RUBY!

Ruby: NO! NOT AGAIN! I STILL GO TO THERAPY AFTER THE FIRST TIME!

Jaune: ... *runs as fast as he can*

#Raven Branwen #Mom!Raven #RWBY #RWBY Shitpost #Ruby Rose #Yang Xiao Long #Jaune Arc #Nora Valkyrie #Pyrrha Nikos #Lie Ren #Mom!Raven AU

[hadesisqueer]

Pyrrha lives and Jaune dies AU is heartbreaking on one side because imagining Pyrrha's struggles after the Fall of Beacon and how even worse she'd feel than Jaune did is hard. Also imagining her using Jaune's shield to reforce her own shield and armor and going around wearing Jaune's emblem somewhere hurts.

On the other side I'm trying to imagine Pyrrha getting the banana haircut in V7 and that makes me laugh a little at least.

#also the moms #rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #rwby au

[dragynkeep]

>sees jaune falling with the girls

>annoyed™

>learns about alyx and her brother

>hm

>jaune gets more spotlight

>hmmmm

>he gets even more spotlight again but i can tolerate it now

>vol9 ends. jaune doesn't die

😐

I've never had this much hope for this show only to have it crushed so violently

literal pain & suffering. i can't believe we had a whole filler volume dedicated to this loser's tragic backstory arc & it was all for nothing because now he's back to being young. ugh.

#rwby #rwde #anti jaune arc #jaune arc #ais.txt #answered #q #when will they stop using women to fuel jaune's pain storylines #leave them alone!! #pyrrha penny pyrrha's mom alxy!! enough!!

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1113: All in This Together (RWBY)

Pyrrha Nikos. A huntress very well known by many to have a promising future ahead of her. A future that was taken too soon by the hands of Cinder Falls during the Fall of the Becon Academy.

She was believed to be dead after that, as hard and heart shattering for her closest love ones to accept overtime. But in some, twisted miracle, she was given the second chance in the living....but as Salem's emotionless puppet whose sole purpose is to physically mess with our group of heroes, Jaune especially. But fortunately, after a long, emotional fight, the gang was able to break their friend free from the witch's control and get to live oit the continue her to live her previously taken life with the people she holds dear, but even that has it draw backs.

Recurring nightmares, anxiety over the future ahead.....It wasn't easy for the young woman to endure, even with the help her friends and family provides for her, which she is eternally grateful for. Try as she might, the past memories would always find some way to mess with her in her dreams until it was too much for her to handle. Like tonight for example. It was bad enough to make her wake up and leave her bedroom without waking up three of her teammates/lovers.

As Pyrrha sits herself down on the living room sofa, letting the TV play on mute, she closes her eyes and let out a sigh, wondering how she's going to handle her recurring problem for good.

?????: Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: (Quickly Opens her Eyes to See a Familiar Farm Boi Standing by the Hallway Entrance) Oscar? What are you doing up so late? Is everything okay?

Oscar: (Sighs While Making his Way to the Living Room) Not completely. (Sits Next to Pyrrha on the Sofa) I just woke up from another bad dream of mines.

Pyrrha: (Starts Getting Worried) Another dream of yours?

Oscar: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, it....has been ongoing for a while now I'll admit-ack! (Gets Pulled into a Loving Hug by Pyrrha)

Pyrrha: Oh my poor baby. Why didn't you tell anyone of us about it sooner? What have you even been dreaming about?

Oscar: Mostly everything Salem related. And everything I've been through up until we've finally took her down fpr this time. Kidnapped, tortured, being left for dead....It's a miracle I managed to survived all of that.

Pyrrha: And I'm very thankful for that....(Gives Oscar a Motherly Glare) But still, you should've told us about this sooner! You know as well as I do that we would've done everything we can to help.

Oscar: I-It's not like I wanted to keep this under wraps! You guys are already having a lot on your plate to deal with: rebuilding becon, forming new alliances, hunting down any remaining Grimms. (Looks Away While Frowning a Bit) The last thing I wanted to do is to have you waste your time worrying over me.....

Pyrrha: It's true that we all have been a lot more busier since the world is finally at peace. But you have been through just as much pain and suffering as the rest of us here, if not more. The least any of us can do is provide you all the care and support you need.

Oscar: I know. (Turns Back to Pyrrha) And trust me, I appericate everything you guys done for me so far. I just wish I could return a favor.

Pyrrha: (Smiles Softly) You've being in our lives is far more of a favor than we could ever ask for. And I don't think I need to explain how much we love you to pieces now, do I?~ (Starts Kissing on Oscar's Cheeks)

Oscar: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Pyrrha's Kisses) Okay, okay!~ I love you guys too~ B-But seriously though, what are doing up in this hour? You had bad dream too?

Pyrrha: (Frowns a Bit Sadly) I did unfortunately....It was sort of a back and forth between what happened back at the academy to me becoming Salem's pawn. Among other things I.....don't feel uncomfortable talking about right now.....

Oscar: I see. How are you feeling now that you're awake?

Pyrrha: ('Sigh') Well, I dom feel the need to cry my eyes out this time around, so there's that at least.

Oscar: But the thought of everything that happened to you is getting too difficult to ignore completely.

Pyrrha: Exactly. (Looks Up at the Ceiling) I should blessed, thrilled even, to be given another opportunity to live out the rest of my life with all of you. But as wonderful as this experience has been so far, these thoughts.......(Softly Balled up her Fist Together) the memories........They continue to find ways to haunt me and make me lost sight of what I'm fighting for and needless to say, I'm quite frankly getting tired of all of this

Oscar: Pyrrha.....

Pyrrha: So after giving it some thought, I figured.....maybe it might be time that I take Glynda in on that offer of hers.

Oscar: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Offer?

Pyrrha: (Nodded in Agreement) It's high time I take therapy sessions. And I want you to do so as well, Oscar.

Oscar: Okay, time out for a second. You're telling me that Ms. Goodwitch is a psychologist now?

Pyrrha: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm. She actually gotten a master's degree on psychology years before becoming becon's headmistress, even started doing this kind of profession as a part time occupation for quite sometime now.

Oscar: Good to see her do something other than trying to fix the acemdey up back herself. That must've taken a lot out of her.

Pyrrha: I couldn't imagine what she was going through during that time, but that's neither here or there at the moment. (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking Again) I know this will probably take a lot of getting used, but if we really want to continue living our lives without the harshness of our past holding both of us back going through, then we have to start from somewhere. I can't really guarantee that it will solve our problems completely......

Oscar: But it could us help us gain the confidence we need to conquer our own fears, am I right?

Pyrrha: Yeah, exactly. Or....at least I hope that'll be the case.....

Oscar: (Place his Hand on Top of Pyrrha's While Giving her a Reassuring yet Determined Look on his Face) Then let's give these sessions a fair shot then.

Pyrrha: (Stares at Oscar For a Brief Second Before Smiling Back With a Determined Nod as She Gently Squeezes the Top of his Hand) Right. Let's. (Let's Out Another Sigh) I'm really starting to feel a lot better now that you're here with me for tonight, Oscar.

Oscar: (Smiles Softly) I'm just glad I was able to help you in some way. You seemed really out it when I first saw you sitting here minutes ago.

Pyrrha: You weren't entirely wrong on that assumption. All this thought about the future has got me feeling on edge as of late.....

Oscar: Make sense. No one can tell what the future has in store for each of us. The best we can do now is keep living the present and see where it takes us from here. (Rests his Head Onto Pyrrha's Shoulder) And honestly, I don't really mind do that so long as I get to live it with you guys.

Pyrrha: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Ruby was right about you.

Oscar: Hm?

Pyrrha: (Happily Hugs Oscar Once More) You really are the biggest sweetheart ever!~

Oscar: (Starts Snickering) And you're almost as bad as Nora when it comes to smothering~

Pyrrha:: (Smirks Playfully) Oh come now, how could Nora possibly be worse than me, hmm?~

Oscar: The woman literally declared that I'm her son the moment we first saw each other. And don't even get me started on all the times she hug tackled me so far.

????: Hey!

The duo turns to see the rest of their teammates and family standing by the living room entrance way.

Nora: (Pouts at Oscar With her Hands on her Hips) I thought you love my motherly affections!~

Oscar: I do. Doesn't make it any less embarrassing.

Pyrrha: (Smiles Softly at her Three Lovers) You three are finally awake.

Ren: We've noticed you two weren't in respective beds at the time.

Jaune: (Frowns Worryingly) Are you guys okay in here?

Oscar: We are now that we have each other's company.

Pyrrha: And you three are more than welcome to join watch TV for the rest of the night if you like.

Nora: (Smiles Brightly) Would I!?~ (Rushes Over to the Sofa Sitting Next to Oscaron the Other Side) Whatcha you guys watching this time of hour?

Oscar: Uh.... (Takes a Look at The Screen) A western movie I think? We barely even paid any attention to the to.it really.

Nora: (Notices Oscar's Head is on her Shoulder Now) What's this? (Playfully Crosses her Arms) I thought you said my motherly affections was embarrassing~

Oscar: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Nora, we both know that doesn't either one of us from loving each other any less. Besides.....(Starts Blushing a Little) I love having you as a mom.....

Nora: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh Oscar!~ (Finally Hugs Oscar Very Lovingly) Momma Nora loves you sooooo much!~

Oscar: ('Sigh') Love you too, Nora.

Pyrrha: (Starts Pouting at Oscar) Hey!~ You're supposed to be my cuddle partner for tonight, you traitor!~

Nora: Oh don't be such a crybaby, Pyrrha, I don't mind sharing~

Pyrrha: Oh well if that's the case.....(Smiles Brightly With her Arms Spread Wide Open) Don't mind if I do!~

Oscar: ('Sigh') Oh boy......

Pyrrha happily joins in on the Oscar Hugfest.

Jaune: (Starts Chuckling at What's in Front of Him and Ren) Awwww~ It looks like the girls form themselves an Farm Boi sandwich~ Really wish my scroll isn't charging right now, I would've a billion pictures. Pretty sure you'd do the same too, eh Ren?

Ren: (Too Busy Staring at the Trio) ...........

Jaune: Uh... Ren?

Ren: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) Oh! S-Sorry. I couldn't help but notice that Pyrrha is still here with us right now.

Jaune: (Smiles Softly) I know, right? We've been living together for a while and I still can't believe it. We'll do better in looking out for her this around.

Ren: (Nodded in Agreement) Right. In the meantime......(Pulls Out his Scroll his Pajamas Panrs Pocket With a Bit of a Sly Smirk on his Face) I believe we got some pictures to take, don'tcha think?

Jaune: (Smiles Brightly at his Boyfriend Next to Him) My man.

@albion-93

@keyenuta

@maripr

@ma-lemons

@maswartz

@bestpony666

@miki-13

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #oscar pine #nora valkyrie #jaune arc #lie ren #glynda (mentioned) #team jnpro family #nighttime conversation #sweet family moment #cuddling and snuggling #pyrrha is best mom #nora is best mom #therapy session plans

[linkman447]

Jaune Arc The Crossing Gaurd

Jaune: well come along kids lets have a safe and fun day.

Kids: yes Mr. Jaune.

after the kids cross one of their mothers comes over.

mom: so Jaune you still with that red headed slut woman.

Jaune: you mean my wife, yes.

mom: aw darn it.

back a home.

Jauen: you know pyrrha i didnt like this job at first but its been great.

Pyrrha pregnant: oh thats lovely jaune.

Jaune: ya the kids are nice and their mothers are real friendly.

Pyrrha visibly annoyed: oh really now.

Jaune: ya one of them jokingly asked if i was still with you, i think she was just concerned about the baby.

Pyrrha warping all the silverware in the kitchen: o-oh t-thats most likely the case dear (now i know i got pregnancy brain but i cant kill civilians).

Jaune: ya but when i was walking the kids home she was really insistent that i come inside for a drink, but i had my thermos you lovingly prepared for me this morning.

Pyrrha smiles kissing her husband: (shes so dead).

#jaune arc #pyrrah nikos #jaune x pyrrha #arkos #crossing guard au

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

#rwby #jaune arc #mama arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #rwby shitpost #blake belladonna #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #lancaster #whiteknight #knightshade #dragonslayer #arkos #nora's arc #martial arcs #jaune harem

[brokentrafficknight]

Now have rusted knight Jaune be bullied by a cabal of redheads

So it turns out this show has a lotta redheads

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #summer rose #neon katt #mama nikos #pyrrha's mom #roman torchwick #eve taurus #may zedong #penny polendina #carmine esclados #knight of red #rwby shitpost #knightlife #lancaster #arkos #summer knight #dapper dancers #arcshot #matador #arculus rift #nora's arc #golden knights

[novankenn]

Can do... with "I DO"

Unlike what many think... Jaune Arc's father, Nathaniel, was not a huntsman. No he was an average, but shrewd business man, who loved his wife Jasmine, and all his children more than anything. So he often took them all with him when he was required to make business trips...

Jaune (Age 4 - Argus)

Jaune: MOMMY!

Jasmine: Jaune! There you are I've been...

Jasmine notices that Jaune is holding the hand of an adorable young red-haired girl about his age. Her cheeks were bright red, and her emerald eyes just radiated adoration for Jaune.

Jasmine: Who is this. sweetie?

Jaune: This is my wife.

Jasmine: I see. What is your name dear?

Pyrrha: My name is Pyrrha... Pyrrha Arc.

Jasmine's heart wanted to burst from the over load of pure adorableness...

Jasmine: So how did Pyrrha, become your wife, Jaune?

Jaune: I asked her if she wanted to hold hands while we played on the swings, and she said "I do"... and I said "I do" when she asked me. It's just like what you and dad said that when you held hands last year.

Jasmine: Yes, yes we did. Pyrrha, honey where's your mom and dad?

Pyrrha: I don't have a daddy... but mommy is by the fountain.

Jasmine: Well Jaune take my hand, and Pyrrha you take my other hand. Let's go meet your mother.

Jaune / Pyrrha : Yes Mommy / Yes Mommy

Jaune (Age 5 - Atlas)

Jasmine was not enjoying her time at the Schnee Mansion. She was tired, and trying to wrangle all her children while her husband finished negotiating an import/export contract was taxing. Yet when she saw Jaune approaching her in his little suit, holding the hand of a darling white haired girl, her heart skipped a beat.

Jasmine: Jaune, who is your little friend?

Jaune: This is Weiss.

Weiss: Mama Arc. I am Weiss Arc, Jaune's wife.

Jasmine's heart skipped another beat.

Jasmine: Jaune. Weiss, how did you become husband and wife?

Weiss: Jaune saw I wasn't happy and asked me to if I like to dance. I said "I do".

Jaune: Then I held her hand and said "I do" like to dance as well. Then we had a dance.

Weiss: It was very exciting, and it made me very happy.

Jasmine: I see. Jaune you take my hand. Weiss honey take my other hand. Let's go find you mother, shall we?

Jaune / Weiss: Yes Mommy / Yes Mama

Jaune (Age 6 - Menagerie)

Jasmine's heart was skipping beats as she watched her only son Jaune walking up to her, holding the hand of a young faunus girl his age. She bit her lip, just hoping he wouldn't say what she knew he was going to say.

Jasmine: Jaune, who is this little angel?

Jaune: This is Blake, my wife.

Jasmine: Is that true... Blake?

Blake: Yes. I am Blake Arc now.

Jasmine: And can I ask... how you became husband and wife?

Blake: I found him wandering on beach, and asked if he wanted to play. He said yes, so we played for a bit, and then he asked if I liked Ice-cream.

Jaune: We were holding hands and she said "I do", and then she asked me and I said "I do"... then she kissed me and gave me cooties!

Blake: You can't get cooties from your wife.

Jasmine rolled her eyes, and prayed to the brother gods that she would be strong enough.

Jasmine: She is right Jaune.

Jaune: Okay.

Jasmine: Blake, where's your mom and dad?

Blake: They work in the big building, near the center of town.

Jasmine: Jaune take my hand. Blake take my other hand, we're going to go see your mom.

Jaune (Age 17 Beacon)

Jaune was feeling slightly better, after emptying what little was left in his stomach into the trash. Sighing, he took a minute and a deep breath. He was here. He was at Beacon. This was his chance to become a hero. To make his parents proud.

????: Jaune is that you?

Jaune: Huh?

????: Jaune? I didn't know you would be here, too!

Jaune: What?

????: Jaune! I missed you!

Jaune: I'm confused. Do I know...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: I'M YOUR WIFE!

Jaune: Uhhh...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: NO YOU'RE NOT! I'M HIS WIFE!

Jaune: Wait... mom told me something about this...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Pyrrha Arc! / Weiss Arc! / Blake Arc!

????: Ah here you all are.

Jaune: Aunt Glynda? I forgot you worked here!

Glynda: Yes I work, here. Now if you will all come with me, I will escort your accommodations, and I Jaune I suggest you call your mother.

Jaune: Yes, Auntie.

Glynda: And to your three...

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Yes Auntie?

Glynda: You will all be on your best behavior, am I understood? There will be no "grand-babies" until AFTER you graduate.

Pyrrha / Weiss / Blake: Yes, Auntie.

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #weiss schnee #blake ​belladonna

[obligatoryjauneblog]

If Jaune was a son of

Leman

Nora: So if his last name is Russ why is yours Arc?

Jaune: He took mom's surname when they got married.

Ren: Rather unconventional.

Pyrrha: I think its sweet. Jaune Nikos Jr. has a nice ring to it.

Jaune: Anyway, here we are.

Ren: Jaune...

Jaune: Yeah?

Ren: This is a wolf's den...

Jaune: Ye. Hold on, I'll let him know we're here. *howls, summoning a massive fucking blonde giant of a man from the den*

Leman: Ah, Jaune, you're just in time. You're uncle Geri came for a visit.

*A wolf the size of a beowulf rushed out, pouncing on Jaune*

Ren: I.. i guess this explains why he didn't know what aura was... Or deodorant.

Nora: Please adopt me!

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