“Why the fuck would you ask me if I’m fine. Have you seen me? I’m fine as hell.”
— Blake Belladonna
*Blake and Yang are gazing at each other*
Nora: Do you smell that, Ren?
Ren, sniffing the air: Smell what?
Nora, pointing at Blake and Yang: Sexual tension.
Weiss, barging into their room: Blake, I need to ask you—
Blake, lying awkwardly on her bed, flustered: What?
Weiss, suspicious: Is Yang under the bed?
Yang, muffled: No.
Predictions for 2021 RWBY Discourse
- Ironwood stans accuse his critics of being classist against the rich.
- The Qrow is Ruby’s dad theory makes its annual return.
- ‘X doesn’t deserve redemption.’
- Reactionaries who hate that Penny is trans switch to concern trolling - 'It’s terrible representation because blah blah blah you deserve better.’ The same people claim that Nuts and Dolts is a straight ship because Penny took her soul from a man.
- Eddy tells a harrasser to shut up. RWDE takes it as proof the writers can’t take criticism.
- A popular artist is called out for drawing Qrow x Tyrian art because it’s a problematic ship. The person calling them out ships Ironweiss and may or may not be one of the people from point one.
- 'The Bumbleby kiss was platonic.’
- People debate if Ruby is 'child-coded’ and if it’s immoral to ship her with anyone.
- A Monty tweet is taken out of context and Twitter debates whether you can cancel a dead person.
- 'Cinder’s grimm arm is ableist because it portrays a prosthetic as an evil thing.’
3, 4, 5, and 6 have already come true in some form.
Whitley: Sorry I was busy playing Minecraft what happened?
Weiss: YOU BITCH. SALEM IS ON OUR DOORSTEP AND YOU WERE PLAYING MINECRAFT!?
Whitley: I WAS FIGHTING THE ENDER DRAGON FUCK YOU!
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life
Thank god for mute because I am cackling in the middle of class
I’m kind of sobbing oml Andrew why you do shit like this hAHAHAHAHAHA
i really need to see the bees sparring together
YOU WILL KNOW YOU'RE REBORN TONIGHT
MUST BE ROUGH BUT I'LL STAY BY YOUR SIDE
EVEN IF MY BODY’S BLEACHED TO THE BONES I DON’T WANT TO GO THROUGH THAT EVER AGAIN
Oscar: We need a driver.
Jaune: We have Yang.
Oscar: We need a trustworthy driver.
Ren: *looking pensive*
Nora, concerned: You look like you’ve got a lot on your mind… wanna talk about it?
Ren: Do you ever think about how every book that has ever existed is just a remix of the dictionary?
Nora: Holy shit you’re right.
Weiss and Whitley: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Weiss: WE NEED AN ADULT!
Whitley: WEISS, YOU’RE AN ADULT.
Weiss: NO WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GET WINTER.
Ruby: And what are the acorns?
Blake: That’s us.
Yang: Which one is me?
Weiss: The little deformed one.
Yang: Shut up.
Blake: Oh, to be a bored princess who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener girl.
Yang: Oh, to be a cute gardener girl who secretely places dandelions in the princess’s room because she is in love with her.
Ruby: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener girl up the wall for her secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
Nora: Oh, to be the princess’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Sun: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
Weiss, done: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the princess’ personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23.
I just gonna leave this here before I disappear into the void.
RWBY as Club Penguin Quotes
Blake: I don’t even wanna talk to her until I know for sure that she’s gay!
Blake: Wait, what are you d-
Sun: Excuse me, Yang! What color lipstick are you wearing?
Yang: Oh, I don’t wear lipstick. Just chapstick.
Sun: Oh, nice!
Sun, walking past Blake: Gay.
it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.