Ironwood stans accuse his critics of being classist against the rich.
The Qrow is Ruby’s dad theory makes its annual return.
‘X doesn’t deserve redemption.’
Reactionaries who hate that Penny is trans switch to concern trolling - 'It’s terrible representation because blah blah blah you deserve better.’ The same people claim that Nuts and Dolts is a straight ship because Penny took her soul from a man.
Eddy tells a harrasser to shut up. RWDE takes it as proof the writers can’t take criticism.
A popular artist is called out for drawing Qrow x Tyrian art because it’s a problematic ship. The person calling them out ships Ironweiss and may or may not be one of the people from point one.
'The Bumbleby kiss was platonic.’
People debate if Ruby is 'child-coded’ and if it’s immoral to ship her with anyone.
A Monty tweet is taken out of context and Twitter debates whether you can cancel a dead person.
'Cinder’s grimm arm is ableist because it portrays a prosthetic as an evil thing.’
3, 4, 5, and 6 have already come true in some form.
Blake: Oh, to be a bored princess who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener girl.
Yang: Oh, to be a cute gardener girl who secretely places dandelions in the princess’s room because she is in love with her.
Ruby: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener girl up the wall for her secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
Nora: Oh, to be the princess’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Sun: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
Weiss, done: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the princess’ personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23.
oh the fun we could’ve had in a timeline where pyrrha survived the fall of beacon and schneekos was canon and she got to join the team in argus to go to atlas and weiss and pyrrha would get to kiss