#blake belladonna

[patchodraws]

my hot take for today, rwby gets better when you realise that blake definitely did have a crush on sun in the early days but didn’t follow up on it because she realised post-fall that her feelings were stronger for yang and that sun just wasn’t the one.

1) it makes all the eclipse moments in early volumes not feel like they’re shitting on bumbleby (the eventual canon couple)

2) it highlights that yes, blake is indeed bi

3) it tells a very realistic story of how some crushes just aren’t meant to be

do i still think blake had a bit of a crush on yang at beacon? absolutely. do i still think yang fell first and was so head over heels for blake at beacon? absolutely! blake seriously has a type, and sun and yang are both that type.

the difference comes in how they treat her. sun may be fun and flirty, but he’s also senseless and pushes blake out of her comfort zones far too often without realizing why she doesn’t appreciate it. yang on the other hand is patient with her, invites her into her life to have fun without pushing her way in and trampling all over her boundaries.

and that’s what’s fun about sun and yang being so similar !! like, not only does blake have a type, but it shows the variance in that type and what she needs in a relationship. it’s a great narrative !!

and it works extra well when you consider that sun doesn’t get jealous and actively encourages blake to go on her own way (subtext: to get her girl), because then it makes him somewhat of a narrative foil to ilia, who was jealous of adam and let that jealousy fester, as opposed to sun, who let go of those conflicting feelings to let blake — who he undoubtedly loves — be herself and do what she wants. (it’s also why i really love the dynamic of sun and ilia, himbo and lesbian duo getting over the girl they loved)

long story short, eclipse isn’t bad but it also wasn’t meant to be and that’s okay. better, even, for the story they wanted to tell for blake.

#rwby #bumbleby #eclipse #rwby bumbleby #rwby bumblebee #rwby meta #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #sun wukong

[h4lcyonism]

so beyond happy that their story gets to continue, that bumbleby will be breaking the cancelled sapphics curse and that we’ll be able to see them again as an established couple 🖤💛

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #emma.txt

[brokentrafficknight]

It is Pyrrha's Birthday. When Jaune asks her what she wants and he says anything, what does she ask for?

All her friends are there too!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #ruby rose #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie ren #blake belladonna #team jnpr #happy birthday pyrrha #velvet scarlatina

[moistmailman]

*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #Pyrrha x jaune #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie Ren #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee

[reashot]

Jaune Finally Snapped...

Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.

*one epic fight scene later*

Salem: Ahhh!!!!

Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....

*lop Salem limbs's off*

Gyahhh!!!!

What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.

Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.

Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...

*starts to slowly regenerate*

Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.

Salem: Uhmmm....

Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...

*starts sharpening pole*

And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...

Salem: What the fuck dude?!

You're a monster!

Meanwhile

Weiss: S-should we stop him?

Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.

Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?

Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!

So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...

I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.

I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #jaune x yang #yang x jaune #dragonslayer rwby #dragonslayer #rwby dragonslayer #salem rwby #yuji itadori #rwby shitpost #dungeon soup #this is canon

[weisscoldglare]

https://twitter.com/brokebackboys/status/1783011823845097597?t=0n-Ms77i302tkrM1JrMILw&s=19

LOL THIS REMINDED ME OF YOU

lswafjlksjfsj- problem is I tend to fiddle with hands even without rings

#weiss schnee #monochrome #blake belladonna #rwby #checkmating #coldglareshares #blake x weiss #weiss x blake #monochrome rwby #checkmate #checkmate rwby #idek #idunno #for real real #true story

[blake-me-up-inside]

#rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby #bmblb #ruby rose #bumblby #weiss schnee #greenlight volume 10

[cometblaster2070]

something about weiss continuously being so tired of blake and yang dancing around their feelings and refusing to ever communicate makes me laugh so hard.

she was genuinely so done with them it's so funny

like this girl was STRUGGLING; she was calling them both out on their gay bullshit and there was no one more relieved than she was when they got together.

actually, wait i think it's funnier to believe that she's initially relieved like 'oh thank god this is finally over' and then it just dawns on her that now that they've worked through their feelings and are officially together, she's just in for more gay bs.

#rwby #rwby volume 7 #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee deserves financial recompensation #girl is TIRED #she's dealt with this for too long now #also #i do hc her as like a useless lesbian #so i think it just makes the situation funnier #that she's over here judging blake and yang wholeheartedly yk #always being like oh my god why can't they just get together already #and then there's her and ruby in the corner like #love her sm honestly

[drenosa]

One rare lazy day in Vacuo

Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*

Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*

Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*

Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*

Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"

Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.

Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?

Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?

Yang: We don't?

Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.

Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...

Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.

Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!

Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.

Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...

Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?

Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.

~~~~~~~~~~

Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.

Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.

Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.

Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.

Weiss: Pray tell, why?

Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or not she should tell*

Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!

Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.

Weiss: ...

Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.

Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is a Gods damned mess!

Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.

Weiss: *Whinging into the table surface* UUUUUGH...

#rwby #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #ruby rose #blake belladonna #bumbleby #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #emerald sustrai #poly shenanigans

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hey, Blake?

Blake: Hm?

Jaune: (Pecks her lips)

Blake: (Blushes)

#rwby #jaune arc #blake belladonna #knightshade #keeping it simple

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

can we get more domestic bees? Sorry, that's not the most specific thing ever,

Nah, It's fine. More specific than some asks I've gotten.

~~~~~

Blake: *Gaming*

Yang: Are you winning-

Blake: *Jumps, scrambles to cover screen with her hands* ...

Computer: mmmh. I feel Dizzy- and you? Are you alright?

Yang: ... Watcha playing?

Blake: ... Baldur's gate Three?

Yang: Was that Karlach's voice? You and her just do something?

Blake: *Blushing* N-No?

Yang: Oh really? *Taking Shirt off* Because I wouldn't blame you if she reminded you of *Flexes, Burns* Someone~

Blake: *Licks lips*

Yang: Oh? You look Hungry Soldier-

Blake: *Pounces*

Yang: AAH!

~~~~~ Weiss: Yang? Yeah, why does my card have charges on for heat and sweat resistant Red Body Paint? Among other things? Are you getting into 'Cosplaying' or something?

Yang: One could call it that.

Weiss: .... Wyll is a better companion than Shadowheart.

Yang: I will kill you.

#you look me in the eye and tell me Blake wouldn't go for karlach and Yang wouldn't go for Shadowheart. #rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby shitpost #asks and answers #bumbleby #domestic bees #weiss schnee

[picture-past]

#teenmodel #red fox #kylo ren x reader #mads mikkelsen #aaron hotchner x reader #tweak clouds #genderfluid #harry potter #Blake Belladonna #jen selter #citas de amor #marveledit #the sims #spamano

[brokentrafficknight]

Yang: You guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Ruby: Yeah dude! I need me a t-r-e-a-t?

Dog!Jaune: What're you guys talkin' about?

Blake: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser-

Ruby: Shut up don't say it!

Yang: Shh!

Blake: Uh, why?

Ruby: Oh God. How do we tell you this?

Yang: Jaune... Can't spell.

Blake: ...What?

Ruby: He can't spell. So when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Blake: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?

Jaune, tail wagging: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune, ears drooping: Awww...

Blake: Okay, what is happening?

Yang: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.

Jaune: Whatcha talkin' about?

Yang: Taxes

Jaune: Aw shucks!

Blake: So you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Awwww...

Ruby: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.

Blake: Okay, so... Are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?

Jaune: Snack?

Ruby: Oh come on.

Yang: Dude, really?

Blake: Oh come on. I spelled it!

Ruby: Well he knows how to spell snack.

Blake: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat?

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: NO TREAT!

Jaune: God dammit!

Yang: Okay, he's getting fussy. Time for an n-a-p.

Jaune: Yeah!

Blake: What does n-a-p spell?

Jaune: Party!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #blake belladonna #lancaster #rwby dragonslayer #sunlit knight #dog!faunus jaune #wolf!faunus ruby #wolf!faunus yang

[stanlunter]

People when a girl dates a girl: she's lesbian!

People when a girl dates a boy: she's straight (but I will hc her as lesbian bc I ship her with a girl)!

People when a girl dated a girl and now dates a boy: she's straight and was experimenting, also It's a queerbaiting!

People when a girl dated a boy and now dates a girl: she's lesbian, but had a comphet!

People when a girl doesn't date anyone: she's lesbian, she's straight, she's aroace, she's EVERYTHING, BUT bi

People when a girl likes both a girl and a boy at the same time: she's a slut! All bisexuals are sluts!!!

(and all of them can be canonically bisexuals, it won’t stop people anyways)

#And It's litterally every time #bisexuality #Biphobia #Poison ivy #Harley quinn #Korra #Asami #Glimmer #Entrapta #nana hachi #Nana #charlie morningstar #sasha waybright #Rapunzel #luz noceda #Kagami tsurugi #jackie lynn thomas #princess bubblegum #marcelin #ramona flowers #Azula #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #Perfuma #shinoa hiiragi #annie leonhart #rika kawai #They hate bisexuals

[grayskyzephyr]

I SAY, I SAY YOUNG LADY! WHAT DID YA EXPECT FROM YOUR LIL' SISTER? YA IGNORED HER TO CHASE THIS ALLEY CAT'S TAIL WHILE SHE WAS IN DISTRESS. AND NOW YOU'RE ANGRY SHE'S HOLLERING AT YA AND YOUR DAME?

#rwby #rwde #meme #foghorn leghorn #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #anti bumbleby #my two cents

[kaelidascope]

I heard @ghoulsamgrusam 's call to arms and I'm here to deliver. So anyway is this anything chat LMAO cus if there's an audience for this I will 100% write this

Rated E for monster fucker (as usual), violence, on-par with Beestfic stuff. Apocalyptic virus/monster/survival AU

#InfectedBeesAU #rwby #bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #Coining the tag in advance #I think I love this Yang AU design #she's a rival for MM Yang I know it #Exhausted ex-military Yang.... #Save me #Trust me it's not like normal werewolves you know how I work #I'm clever about it #I've got such a fucking good idea but I'm gonna sit on it and let it cook #can't give away all my secrets