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Ruby: Jaune sends "I love you" texts all the time.

Ruby: Especially if he's drunk.

Ruby: They're like encrypted messages of him confessing all over again that I have to decipher.

Ruby: It's the cutest shit I've ever seen.

Jaune: Ruby never sends "I love you" texts.

Jaune: Just pictures of Crescent Rose.

Jaune: Which is pretty much the same thing.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #lancaster

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Jaune: It's nice to finally be back in Remnant, right, Ruby?

Ruby: ...I WANT YOU.

Jaune: ...What?

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #meme #memes

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Yang: YOU CAN'T MARRY JAUNE!

Ruby: I have to! I can't wait any longer to do it with him!

Yang: NO SEX!

Ruby: No! Hand holding. Premarital hand holding is the worst thing you can do!

Yang: ...What?

Ruby: And I can't resist those big strong hands of him any longer! *horny shiver* I bet he could hold my hands so hard~.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #ruby rose #yang xiao long

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So high~

Pokemon Au: Milo makes me think of that one crying chopper meme.

"Everyone!" Jaune cried from atop the roof of Beacon, creating a nervous look on the headmaster's face, "THE LEGENDARIES ARE REEEEEEEAL!" Jaune continued to stand in defiance of the roaring students who shouted and attempted to declaim his proclamation.

Meanwhile, Akouo performed Night Slash on a Beringel that was bellowing at the Mistrali champion. Pyrrha placed her diadem on a crying Nora while Milo also sobbed at her side.

In the distance, General Ironwood stood at the ready with the Ace Operatives, ready to end the war. Far and away from the din of battle sat Roman Torchwick, on a crate of weapons, fingers laced as Cinder Fall threatened his life with her newly gained dark powers.

Back at Beacon, Ruby and Yang clasp hands, grinning ear to ear at their promise to each other they just made. Meanwhile, out back, Blake was tied down by the numerous Pokémon of the forest.

#rwby #rwby Pokémon au #Pokémon #rwby au #ruby rose #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #james ironwood #roman torchwick #cinder fall #one piece

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[Comission to Carnageknight] Sleep

Jaune Arc and Ruby Rose from RWBY

#rwby #lancaster #jaune arc #ruby rose

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Ruby: Jaune unironically called me a good girl and... I think you guys were right. Sploosh.

#rwby #ruby rose #lancaster

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Videogame Night

#neopolitan #jaune arc #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #yang xiao long #bleiss schnee

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Ruby: *rambling about weapons*

Jaune: *smiling*

Ruby: *realizes* I'm talking too much, sorry, I'll shut up

Jaune: *dead serious* DO NOT.

Ruby: *smiling while talking again*

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #jaune x ruby #rwby lancaster #ruby x jaune

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For jaune ruby concention cookie gun

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...

Jaune: ...

Ruby: ...Hah. Go ahead.

Jaune: Would you buy it?

Ruby: ...No. No, I would not buy a cookie gun. There's no point in wasting good cookies.

Jaune: Well, what if they're stale?

Ruby: What did I just say?

#rwby #rwby nsfw #lancaster #jaune arc #ruby rose

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Wolf Ruby: Nothing is going right.

Jaune: Maybe this will help. *starts giving Ruby head pats*

Ruby: Not even that helps anymore.

Jaune: *Stops*

Ruby: I didnt say to stop.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #wolf!faunus ruby

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Adrian: Uncle Jaune~!

Jaune: Adrian? You came to the festival, too?

Adrian: Uh-huh! And I got meat sticks and played a shooting game and I even talked to the fortune teller guy!

Jaune: Fortune teller guy? Wait, you mean Professor Ozpin?

Adrian: Uh-huh! And he said he knew you! He said you were, uh... You're a man... A manly... something...

Jaune: Heh. He's just a weird guy. Don't worry about what he said-

Adrian: MAN-WHORE!

RWBYJNPR: !

Adrian: He said you were one big man-whore, Uncle Jaune!

#rwby #persona #persona 4 #jaune arc #adrian cotta arc

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Jaune 'Brawn' Arc: Best. Girlfriend. Ever.

Ruby: It's a shame Pyrrha doesn't talk to me anymore though.

Ruby: R-Really?! You want to hang out with me?! Usually people only go after my sister!

Ruby: Oh~? You wanna do whatever I wanna do~? Hm~...

Ruby: In that case, you wanna get... SWEATY with me~?

Ruby: Alright, then~. Follow me~.

Ruby: (Deadlift squats many plates) LIGHTWEIGHT, BABY! FUCK YEAH~! WHOOO! LET'S! FUCKING! GOOOOOOOO~!

#rwby #ruby rose #jaune arc #brawn arc #lancaster

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Buns: Toasted

Cheese: Melted

Meat: Lots of it, a little flaky

Veggies: None to be seen

I'll give it a solid 9/10. Good burg.

Just made a burger rate it one through ten. Ask me a question if you want to know what's on it.

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Gonna indulge in some toxic behavior and agree. Oscar and Rosegarden are both just awful. That his implementation as a vehicle for exposition, Miles' self insert and the most trite M/F romance next to ReyLo is brushed under the rug because he's 'cute' is terrible too.

RG is the most egregious example of a romance at the cost of a female leads characterization the mind could picture. Goodbye Ruby the Heroine and hello Ruby the Participation Trophy.

“Prototype Jaune is Osc*r coded!”

Osc*r is and always has been a repurposed Jaune who is worse in every conceivable way. Jaune should have been Ozpin’s host and Osc*r should have been an idea laughed out of the writers room at worst, or never conceived at best.

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Yang: You guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Ruby: Yeah dude! I need me a t-r-e-a-t?

Dog!Jaune: What're you guys talkin' about?

Blake: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser-

Ruby: Shut up don't say it!

Yang: Shh!

Blake: Uh, why?

Ruby: Oh God. How do we tell you this?

Yang: Jaune... Can't spell.

Blake: ...What?

Ruby: He can't spell. So when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Blake: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?

Jaune, tail wagging: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune, ears drooping: Awww...

Blake: Okay, what is happening?

Yang: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.

Jaune: Whatcha talkin' about?

Yang: Taxes

Jaune: Aw shucks!

Blake: So you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Awwww...

Ruby: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.

Blake: Okay, so... Are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?

Jaune: Snack?

Ruby: Oh come on.

Yang: Dude, really?

Blake: Oh come on. I spelled it!

Ruby: Well he knows how to spell snack.

Blake: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat?

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: NO TREAT!

Jaune: God dammit!

Yang: Okay, he's getting fussy. Time for an n-a-p.

Jaune: Yeah!

Blake: What does n-a-p spell?

Jaune: Party!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #blake belladonna #lancaster #rwby dragonslayer #sunlit knight #dog!faunus jaune #wolf!faunus ruby #wolf!faunus yang

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This one's technically cheating because I don't have any art of Pine Gold kids to use for a commission reference, so the Knightlight daughter makes a decent stand in.

Edited Catherine's eyes a bit since it's implied that Ozma's hosts leave behind Silver Eye Warrior descendants

#rwby #pine gold #olivia pine #jaune arc #rwbabies #catherine arc cruz #jaune x oscar

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A lesser woman would use that opportunity to have her love impregnate her or marry her. But Pyrrha is above that. She just invited her friends to her party, very nice.

Saved it for the after-party.