#jaune arc

[pilot-boi]

Jaune concept art

He has freckles

I’m a fucking visionary, when will I stop winning

#rwby #jaune arc #mine

[willsonlmt]

Ruby: What did you get pyrrha gor her birthday?

Yang: I got her a jaune arc body pillow.

Ruby: Really me too.

Blake: I also got her a jaune arc body pillow.

Wiess: Looks like we all had the same idea.

Ren: Nora, please tell me you didn’t also get a jaune arc body pillow as well.

Nora: I got her Jaune.

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Pyrrha on her bed surrounded by jaune pillows and jaune shirtless with a bow on his head feeding her the chocolate cake he baked her.

Pyrrha: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #incorrect rwby quotes #arkos #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #jaune x pyrrha #happy birthday pyrrha #from that one meme about cats.

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: Are you sure we aren't going to get lost?

Jaune: Don't worry, I know this trail like I know Ruby's back.

RWBY: ...

Yang: What do you mean by that, Jaune?

Jaune: Umm.

Yang: ANSWER ME!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #lancaster

[brokentrafficknight]

It is Pyrrha's Birthday. When Jaune asks her what she wants and he says anything, what does she ask for?

All her friends are there too!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #ruby rose #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie ren #blake belladonna #team jnpr #happy birthday pyrrha #velvet scarlatina

[razorblade180]

Yang:*cuddling* Hey Jaune? Weird question, but am I like your mom?

Jaune:That definitely is a weird question to ask at this exact moment.

Yang:You always hear how girls somehow go after people somewhat like their dad and vice versa, so I’m curious.

Jaune:You’re accepting I’m a little like your dad?

Yang:Baby steps. Now answer the question.

Jaune:…Nah, you two are different.

Yang:How do?

Jaune:Well for starters you believe in me.

Yang:…..Is there gas in the car?

Jaune:We are not visiting my parents.

Yang:Why not? *smiles* I just wanna talk.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby dragonslayer

[moistmailman]

*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #Pyrrha x jaune #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie Ren #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee

[howlingday]

Adrian: Uncle Jaune~!

Jaune: Adrian? You came to the festival, too?

Adrian: Uh-huh! And I got meat sticks and played a shooting game and I even talked to the fortune teller guy!

Jaune: Fortune teller guy? Wait, you mean Professor Ozpin?

Adrian: Uh-huh! And he said he knew you! He said you were, uh... You're a man... A manly... something...

Jaune: Heh. He's just a weird guy. Don't worry about what he said-

Adrian: MAN-WHORE!

RWBYJNPR: !

Adrian: He said you were one big man-whore, Uncle Jaune!

#rwby #persona #jaune arc #adrian cotta arc

[reashot]

Jaune Finally Snapped...

Now, Finally at what seems to be the final moments of the world. Two figures stands in stark opposition to each other's. One is an all powerful malevolence witch that goes by the name of Salem, while the others is merely a humble knight named Jaune Arc. Armed with his trusty sword and shield, Jaune must now face off against the witch for the fate of the world.

*one epic fight scene later*

Salem: Ahhh!!!!

Well done. You may have defeated me hero, but you forget that I am immortal and I can't be killed. Nya, ha, ha, ha, ha....

*lop Salem limbs's off*

Gyahhh!!!!

What the fuck is the matter with you?! You already defeated me.

Jaune: I might not be able to finish you for good. But I can stop you from hurting anyone else.

Salem: Nye, he, he. But you forget hero my body can simply regenerate...

*starts to slowly regenerate*

Jaune: Which is why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again.

Salem: Uhmmm....

Jaune: And I uh... I'll sharpen a pole. Stick it up inside you out through your mouth...

*starts sharpening pole*

And wear you on my back. Wriggling trophy for all to see...

Salem: What the fuck dude?!

You're a monster!

Meanwhile

Weiss: S-should we stop him?

Blake: Why? I mean we can't destroy Salem so we might as well do everything possible to stop her.

Yang: ... Is it wrong that I find this kinda hot?

Ruby: take a number Sis. I'mma gonna tap that ass first!

So Salem can't be destroyed, eh? Good to know, good to know...

I don't understand why team RWBY got so upset hearing that Salem can't be killed.

I'll just go full Yuji and see where things go from there.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #jaune x yang #yang x jaune #dragonslayer rwby #dragonslayer #rwby dragonslayer #salem rwby #yuji itadori #rwby shitpost #dungeon soup #this is canon

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha’s birthday

RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳

Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫

Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!

Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!

Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!

Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*

Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋

Nora: Here you go, Pyr!

Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃

Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘

Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!

Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #nora valkyrie #Ruby rose #Weiss Schnee #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #I bc Pyrrha likes spicy food #I also hc that Pyrrha is a sports fan

[craziechwiv]

The taste of a dusty Knight is...

In the cafeteria, Jaune Arc is sitting with his friends and S/O (of your choosing) until he blurts out this:

Jaune: I wonder what I taste like?

What does your ship for Jaune say in response or what action do they take after hearing this?

And for shits n' giggles, here's some of my ships and their response.

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Nora's Arc

Nora: I can help with that~!

Jaune: Uhm, how?

Nora proceeds to slowly raise a gallon size bottle of maple syrup as she licks her lips, staring at Jaune hungrily.

Jaune: N-Nora...?

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Lancaster

Ruby proceeds to turn Jaune's head towards her and give him one long kiss, before releasing him from her grasp.

Jaune: visibly flustered and spechless

Ruby, licking her lips: You taste good, just not as good as cookies.

Jaune: ...Wanna see if that'll change.

Ruby: Hmm, gladly.

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Arkos (plus Dragonslayer)

Pyrrha: O-Oh... I mean if you wish to know so badly, I could-

Before Pyrrha could finish her sentence, Yang swoops in and kisses Jaune heavily before pulling away and licking her lips.

Yang: Ironically, not like vomit. Maybe I'll go in for seconds~

Pyrrha however pushes Yang away and kisses a now stunned Jaune for longer, slowly pulling away as she had the same stunned look.

Yang: Wow Py, didn't know you had it in you! Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: ...so this is heaven.

Jaune: U-Uhm, so how do I taste?

Yang: Like a dream Pyrrha: Like I want to have more of you

Jaune: What was that Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: NOTHING!

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Now since those are done, write away on how your ship would react!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #nora valkyrie #pyrrha nikos #yang xiao long #arkos #nora's arc #rwby lancaster #lancaster #dragonslayer

[madmanwonder]

Weiss: What are you two doing?

Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.

Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~

Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.

Pyrrha: I am sorry!

Weiss:…

#my post #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby gilded rose #rwby lancaster #rwby milk and cereal #gilded rose #lancaster #milk and cereal #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #shipping post #shipping shitpost #shipping #shitpost #dumb shit

[epic-arc]

White Knight EndGame be like:

Weiss would be lying on the bed blushing with bite marks on her body and with messy hair looking towards Jaune with a smile on her face and an expression of pleasure.

Weiss: Last night you were... Unhinged, You were like some desperate, Howling demon! You frightened me...

Jaune would be listening to that with a flushed face as he held two plates of breakfast for both of them, She would look at him now with a mischievous expression on her face.

Weiss: Do it again tonight~

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Jaune and Nicholas were fishing until Nicholas would catch a huge fish and Jaune would pull out the camera and he would have a big smile on his face.

Jaune: Alright now, Let's see. Look at the camera and say ''I got that fish!''

Nicholas: I got that muther fucking fish!!

Jaune laughed at what his son was saying but another thought came to his mind ''I'm going to kill Yang for teaching him to say that''

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Weiss and Ruby would be together drinking coffee until a thought came into Ruby's head and then she would turn to Weiss and ask.

Ruby: Hey what do you do when jaune comes back from a stressful day at work?

Weiss: Oh that's almost no problem I discovered the perfect way to calm and relax him

Ruby: So, what you do?

The scene would cut to Jaune lying in bed with a smile on his face and around him there would be several plush sea animals.

Jaune: That's life~

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #white knight #rwby shitpost #rwby whiteknight #yang xiao long #ruby rose

[obligatoryjauneblog]

Cinder: Junior! Clean your room!

Rebellious Arcfall child: Leave me alone, mom! Get out of my room!

Cinder: I know damn well you're not raising your voice at me, you disrespectful little shit!

Rebellious Arcfall child: I hate you!

Cinder: Boy, I gave you life, and sure as hell can take it away, you better lose that bass in your voice quick.

Rebellious Arcfall child: This is why dad left you!

#rwby #jaune arc #cinder fall #arcfall #arcfurnace #rebellious arcfall child #the arkos child is just an angsty teen the arcfall child is a product of divorce #he's also mad his name is cinder jr

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: *Dressed up like the rusted knight at a fair*

Lawyer: We need you to shut this whole thing down.

Jaune: Why?

Lawyer: The use of any of The Girl Who Fell Through the World's characters is a violation of the Generic Publishing Company's copyright.

Jaune: ...It's to help raise money to rebuild Mantle.

Lawyer: And we'll take you for all the Lien we can if you don't cease your activities.

Jaune: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc

[brokentrafficknight]

Yang: You guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t?

Ruby: Yeah dude! I need me a t-r-e-a-t?

Dog!Jaune: What're you guys talkin' about?

Blake: Yeah why did you guys just spell desser-

Ruby: Shut up don't say it!

Yang: Shh!

Blake: Uh, why?

Ruby: Oh God. How do we tell you this?

Yang: Jaune... Can't spell.

Blake: ...What?

Ruby: He can't spell. So when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Blake: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?

Jaune, tail wagging: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Yang: No treat!

Jaune, ears drooping: Awww...

Blake: Okay, what is happening?

Yang: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t.

Jaune: Whatcha talkin' about?

Yang: Taxes

Jaune: Aw shucks!

Blake: So you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Ruby: No treat!

Jaune: Awwww...

Ruby: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about f-o-o-d.

Blake: Okay, so... Are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?

Jaune: Snack?

Ruby: Oh come on.

Yang: Dude, really?

Blake: Oh come on. I spelled it!

Ruby: Well he knows how to spell snack.

Blake: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat?

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: No treat!

Jaune: Treat?

Blake: NO TREAT!

Jaune: God dammit!

Yang: Okay, he's getting fussy. Time for an n-a-p.

Jaune: Yeah!

Blake: What does n-a-p spell?

Jaune: Party!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #ruby rose #jaune arc #blake belladonna #lancaster #rwby dragonslayer #sunlit knight #dog!faunus jaune #wolf!faunus ruby #wolf!faunus yang

[sataidelenn]

I feel everyone here should be made aware that the fine folks over at r/fnki have taken to photoshopping Foghorn Leghorn into scenes and captioning them accordingly.

Behold:

#rwby #rwby memes #jaune arc #adam taurus #ruby rose #cinder fall