Weiss: You know, you look familiar.
Jaune: Perhaps you’ve seen be in your dreams *winks*
Weiss: No, that’s not it
THIS IS HOW V8 WILL END I WILL IT INTO EXISTENCE
Also Team JNPR. Will make a few more.
jaune: im taller than you.
yang:… *punches jaune in the stomache*
jaune: oof! *goes down*
Jaune: So today i was driving and saw a banana peel in the middle of the road, took all my will power not to swerve away from it, still braced myself for a spin out when I ran over it, was genuinely shocked when we didn’t….
Neo returning to their safe-house smiling and happy
Cinder: “Where have you been?”
Cinder: “Why is your lipstick smudged?”
Neo, using her semblance: *It’s not*
Cinder, grabbing Neo’s wrist: “And is this hair gel on your hand?”
Neo, pulls her hand free and wipes it on her pant leg: *No*
Cinder, getting more upset: “How do you explain wearing that oversized Pumpkin Pete’s hoodie?”
Neo, shrugging: *stole it*
Neo’s scroll starts buzzing
Cinder: “Let me see who’s messaging you!”
Neo, straight faced, pulls out her scroll. A sappy message from Jaune is clearly visible: *Telemarketer*
Jaune: If I die, I just want someone to delete my search history.
Yang: so. who broke it? i’m not mad. i just want to know.
Ruby: I did. I broke it…
Yang: no. no, you didn’t. Jaune?
Jaune: don’t look at me. look at ren
Ren: what?! I didn’t break it.
Jaune: huh. that’s weird. how did you even know it was broken?
Ren: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Ren: no, it’s not!
Nora: if it matters, probably not, weiss was the last one to use it.
Weiss: liar! I don’t even drink that anymore!
Nora: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Weiss: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Nora!
Ruby: alright let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it, Yang.
Yang: no. who broke it?
Jaune: [whispering] Yang, Blake’s been awfully quiet…
Nora: YEAH, REALLY
Yang: i broke it. i burned my hand so I punched it. i predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
what gif represents your jaune ship?
Jaune Arc was never going to be the warrior his forefathers were. Born into a family with a bunch of sisters tougher than him and growing up a gentle, kind, young lad away from the front lines weren’t recipes to create a fighting genius. He never made his own weapon, and he snuck into Beacon with little to no skill or knowledge of the world of Huntsmen.
Surrounded by the likes of Pyrrha, a world renowned fighter, Ren and Nora, frontier survivors of Kuroyuri, Ruby and Yang, the daughters of Beacon’s Team STRQ, Blake, a former White Fang militant, and Weiss, the heiress of the Schnee, Jaune thought that could not hold a candle to them.
But little did he know, Jaune also had a gift. A gift that allowed for him to take the hardest hits for his team, a gift that allowed him to heal the wounded, a gift that made everyone else around him stronger. Jaune was something the others were not. He was a leader. The kind with shaky legs, trembling hands, but with shield up, at the front. Showing everyone that true courage… can only stem from a fearful heart.
"It’s like a force field!“ -Jaune.”
the moms themselves tied and hanging from a building. they have no idea how they got there
may: um excuse me ms. no one yells at my boyfriend but me!
nora: no! jaune isnt dead! you’ll see! he’ll be fine…right!?
ren: wait? what?
nora: fine! but i want 10%
Either its the same artist, or its some heavy inspiration.
“growing up a gentle, kind, young lad”