Lancaster Joke

How do you know a sniper likes ya? She misses ya.

Hahahah fuck

When RWBY+N and Jaune returns to Vacuo the knight see's that the single milf rates are even higher than Mantle's

Jaune: FUCK!

At one of Yang's fighting matches Jaune, Qrow, and Tai have sawed off shotguns aimed at the other.

Jaune: why are we doing this?

Tai: yeag why?

Qrow: yeah. This is dumb

Jaune grabs Cinder by the throat and punches very very very VERY hard after every sentence.

Jaune: This is for destroying Beacon!

Jaune: This is for hurting my friends!

Jaune: This is for trying to kill my friends!

Jaune: THIS IS FOR TRYING TO KILL MY SPARTAN ANGEL!!!!!!!!!

Jaune: AND THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, YOU WORTHLESS WRETCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Final punches reduces her head to a bloody fountain.

Jesus. Jaune got some tensiom

Okay, so what if Jaune can't control his semblance and accidentally amplify others leading to very funny accidents.

I dont really know. I feel like itd be like a reverse rogue. Like instead of making people feel like shit they all get a boost

What if Jaune was the first character in RWBY to get a new weapon? I got the idea when I compared Jaune to Cloud Strife.

When Cloud went from the "Buster Sword" a blade that was passed on from someone close to him, to the "Fusion Sword" something that is personal to him. Its funny how Jaune and Cloud's story are somewhat similar.

Im not really that into final fantasy so i'll just take your wordm

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As promised... Here is my RWBY Enneagram chat !

Here are close-ups for the text (can be hard to read on tumblr)

If you're not an avid typologist you might ask... What IS Enneagram ? And it is my duty to at least quickly introduce you to the concept & not just dump this chart on you :D

For an extensive reading of each type, you can check out this link

And for a quick overview : Enneagram is a typology system (like MBTI or Socionics). It can be a pretty helpful tool, because its focus lies on WHY you act the way you do : discussing the coping mechanism that built themselves out of your childhood struggles/traumas (big & small).

Enneagram is about your core fears, motivations, and how you relate to 3 main emotions (fear, anger & shame). There are 9 types, divided in 3 groups for each emotion & distinguishing 3 main ways to react to them.

Head types deal with Fear

Heart types deal with Shame

Gut types deal with Anger

And the three main ways Enneagram describes to deal with these emotions are : Embrace, Dissociate and Deny.

If I use the Gut types as an example :

Type 1 DISSOCIATE and detach themselves from their anger. They're aware that they're frustrated & angry, but resist this emotion because they want to rationalize it, and only share anger when they feel it is deserved. Their frustration eventually leaks out, and 1s become overly critical. By keeping their emotions and expressions on such a tight leash, 1s grow frustrated and appear as controlled & rigid individuals.

Type 9 DENY and avoid their anger. They numb it until they can barely recognize that they're angry at all. They dumb down or run away from pain & confrontation, in search for simple and painless solutions. Anger has never done anything for them, so they don't feel as though it is worth losing so much energy over. Since they tend to avoid conflict, 9s appear complacent and agreeable.

Type 8 EMBRACE and control their anger. They accept it as part of who they are, and don't care to tone it down for the sake of others. Infused with their anger, they become tough & assertive, chasing away vulnerability and those who would try to control them. Anger protects them, and they use it as a tool. Because they refuse to show weakness and see no reason to bend for others, 8s appear agressive and confrontational.

The same gymnastic happens for the Head or Heart types, but with their respective emotions. Technically, as the 3 groups each deal with different emotions; anyone trying to use enneagram to analyze their own behaviour should also be able to find 3 types (one in each group) they're able to relate to ! Together they make up your tritype :)

There is of course a lot more to enneagram that I woud love to delve into (such as the triads, which are another way to look at the types repartition and what aspects they have in common) but this is the gist of it ! If you're interested or have any questions, you can check out more links at the end (and the Amino community I'm in) oooor just ask me questions !! I'll always be happy to help or answer

Tests do exist like for any personnality theory BUT I happen to know & think they suck; because no one knows & understands you as well as yourself. You can check out answer in an online test, but you can't tell him WHY you chose that answer, and the why is what matters most in Enneagram. So... If that's your kind of thing, just slowly gets to know the theory and yourself. There is NEVER any rush.

Good evening to you all ! *bows*

Enneagram - Rule of Three Enneagram - Healthy or not ? Integration & Disintegration Enneagram - The Triads

Ruby: Well, onto Plan 2.

Jaune: Plan B, you mean?

Ruby: That would imply I only have twenty-six plans.

Summery: Well that didn't go as planned. Now Denki and the guys are in for one heck of a prank. Never underestimate Mina Ashido and her ideas.

Jaune threatens Jinn to come out or he throws her into the smelting pit. He is joking.

Jinn: fuck you im immortal. I'll just be in constant agony!

Jaune pulls a sword out of his neck and i still alive with a big ass hole in his neck, "I guess i am a zombie now!! Hay Ren your the master guy here!! so come here I undead most need brains!!! Come on Renny man!!!

Ren: no.

Yang and Jaune boxing but he is scared of drawing her blood and going overboard.

Jaune: *gets a lucky hit* oh gods yang

Yang: *sultry* you hit me.

Jaune: ..... aaaaahhhhh!

Arkos babysitting Adrian.

Jaune: how does someone like you dont know how to handle kids?

Pyrrha: SHUT UP! KIDS ARE SCARY!

Jaune gave Yang a headpat and belly rubs

Yang: RUB MY BELLY!

Jaune: *rubs her belly*.

Yang: heheeee

Dragonslayer

Jaune finds her come home like this.

Jaune: you need a hug?

Yang: nods*

If Jaune and Pyrrha had kid(s) what would they name them.

Bleach

Arkos wholesome.

Jaune amd pyrrha skipping rocks

Pyrrha: this is nice

Jaune (take that you stupid fucking lake)

Pregnant Cinder: *Scarfing Down Massive Amounts Of Food* You will never know hunger, not before your birth and certainly not after it.

Jaune: Cindy Baby, anything else you want?

Cinder: I want everything! Now prepare a feast for your queen. *Rubs Belly* You'll enjoy everything I couldn't.

Jaune: I literally can't believe putting a baby in her worked...

When Yang's right she's right.