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It is Pyrrha's Birthday. When Jaune asks her what she wants and he says anything, what does she ask for?
All her friends are there too!
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#arkos#ruby rose#yang xiao long#nora valkyrie#lie ren#blake belladonna#team jnpr#happy birthday pyrrha#velvet scarlatina
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*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*
Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!
Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!
Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!
Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?
Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!
Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?
Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.
Blake: This honestly has to be done.
Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?
Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!
Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?
Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!
Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?
Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*
Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*
Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?
Yang: Yep.
Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?
Yang: Yeah.
Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.
Nora: Woohoo!
Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?
Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.
Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?
Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.
Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.
Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.
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Pyrrha’s birthday
RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳
Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫
Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!
Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!
Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!
Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*
Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋
Nora: Here you go, Pyr!
Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃
Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘
Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!
Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#Ruby rose#Weiss Schnee#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#I bc Pyrrha likes spicy food#I also hc that Pyrrha is a sports fan
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One rare lazy day in Vacuo
Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*
Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*
Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*
Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*
Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"
Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.
Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?
Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?
Yang: We don't?
Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.
Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...
Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.
Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!
Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.
Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...
Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?
Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.
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Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.
Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.
Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.
Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.
Weiss: Pray tell, why?
Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or not she should tell*
Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!
Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.
Weiss: ...
Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.
Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is a Gods damned mess!
Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.
Weiss: *Whinging into the table surface* UUUUUGH...
#rwby#rwby shitpost#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#ruby rose#blake belladonna#bumbleby#jaune arc#lie ren#nora valkyrie#emerald sustrai#poly shenanigans
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Jaune: Well... Since Atlas won't help, there's no other option left.
Yang: Yeah? What's that?
Jaune: There's only ONE person on Remnant who'd come for me no matter where I am.
Ren: ...You don't mean-
Jaune: (Into scroll) M'Yellow~?
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Cinder: (Soaring in on a stolen bullhead, Screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARC!
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Dwarf!Nora: I hate boats. I hate boats almost as much as I hate trees. And I hate trees almost as much as I hate elves!
Dwarf!Nora: Except for you, Ren! You're one of the good ones!
Elf!Ren: Thank you Nora.
Warrior!Pyrrha:
Warrior!Pyrrha: Good for them?
Knight!Jaune: I don't know man.
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Ruby: This place is so... Dead.
Jaune: *eyes flashing to brown* ... *Looking at the map, mumbling* Shit, we shouldn't be here, i knew that map was missing something.
Ren: *looking around* This is Oniyuri, a settlement made by rich people that tried to become its own city. I heard my parents talking about it, i think it was destroyed by a grimm.
Ruby: You mean Grimms, right?
Ren: *shaking his head* No, a single grimm.
"Jaune": This area is known for a legend. A grimm riding a horse. A nuckelavee if you prefer.
_NPRR: *looking at Jaune with a strange look*
Jaune: *eyes flashing Blue* What? Not all stories from professor Port were soporific.
Ren: *sigh* In any case, we should keep moving. I don't know why but i feel like someone is watching us.
Pyrrha: You think it's a grimm?
Ren: I'm not sure. But i can sense danger nearby and i don't want to stick around and find out.
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https://youtu.be/SfyePrFKvVA?si=-aVRWnCLF-k6wJc7
How Nora and Ren get married, Jaune of course is the one who marries them being team leader and all
I hope this is the Will/Elizabeth marriage from World’s End
*clicks link*
Good, it is
Also I love the implication that the leaders of Huntsmen teams are ordained. Jaune, you are not beating the religious figure allegations
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RWBY beyond episode 2
Look at them!
#This was so good#jaune arc#lie ren#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#alyx rwby#lewis rwby#oscar#oscar pine#my post#rwby beyond#rwby spoilers
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not pictured: oscar drawing a hot bath
inspired by this
#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#lie ren#rwby#my art#my brain just remembered this post and then i had to urge to draw it lmao#they're so silly#weiss loves them anyway#should i be doing my homework?#yea..#i have a bunch of wips i want to finish#curse you schoolllllll#at least this sem seems to be more fun jkhhdkjh
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"...because you did start something."
#digital art#rwby#rwby9#rwbyfanart#fanart#oscar pine#ruby rose#Weiss Schnee#jaune arc#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#winter schnee#robyn hill#qrow branwen#nora valkyrie#lie ren#penny polendina
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simpler times
#my art#rwby#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#lie ren#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#illustration#artists on tumblr
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Boop!
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Pyrrha-Recommended, Pyrrha-Approved!
Ren: Pyrrha, we need to discuss your newest product endorsement.
Pyrrha: What’s wrong with it? I personally think the product is excellent and I use it every day!
Ren: That’s actually part of the problem. *pulls up a video on his scroll*
Pyrrha: *on screen holding a bottle of fancy olive oil* …this olive oil is excellent quality! I enjoy dipping bread bites in it, it can be used for poaching fish and cooking vegetables in the oven, rubbingonmyboyfriendstightlittlebutt, and in a pinch it can take the place of sauce on pasta! 😁
Ren: …
Pyrrha: 🙂
Ren: …do you seriously believe I’m going to ignore you sneaking in a dirty comment about Jaune’s glutes?
Pyrrha: I don’t know what you mean!
Ren: 😒
Pyrrha: 😇
Ren: 🤨
Pyrrha: Okay, fine…I’ve done so many of these ridiculous endorsements that after a while I started trying to sneak in funny comments while on the air. They’re all so tedious and annoying! 😣
Ren: Oh, I understand.
Ren: …so…
Ren: …how was it…?
Pyrrha: Firm and tight! I highly recommend it! 🥰
Ren: …do…do you think Nora would like it? If I rubbed oil on her…? 😣
Pyrrha: 😲 !!!!
#rwby#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#renora#ren x nora#lie ren x nora valkyrie
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some sketches :)
#rwby#rwby fanart#ruby rose#weiss schnee#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#team rwby#team jnpr#team jnr#jaune arc#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#oscar pine#penny polendina#bumbleby#whiterose#greenlight volume 10#my art
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Nora: Hey, Ren, check this out~.
Nora: (Sits down, Hand on head) Help~! Oh, won't someone help me, please~!
Jaune: (Barreling down) I'M COMING, HONEY~!
Yang: (Almost run over) Whoa!
Jaune: (Faceplants over nothing, Crash-landed)
Nora: ...Well, at least he bothered to show up.
Ren: (Rolls his eyes)
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