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superiorsturgeon · 1 day
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Pyrrha-Recommended, Pyrrha-Approved!
Ren: Pyrrha, we need to discuss your newest product endorsement.
Pyrrha: What’s wrong with it? I personally think the product is excellent and I use it every day!
Ren: That’s actually part of the problem. *pulls up a video on his scroll*
Pyrrha: *on screen holding a bottle of fancy olive oil* …this olive oil is excellent quality! I enjoy dipping bread bites in it, it can be used for poaching fish and cooking vegetables in the oven, rubbingonmyboyfriendstightlittlebutt, and in a pinch it can take the place of sauce on pasta! 😁
Ren: …
Pyrrha: 🙂
Ren: …do you seriously believe I’m going to ignore you sneaking in a dirty comment about Jaune’s glutes?
Pyrrha: I don’t know what you mean!
Ren: 😒
Pyrrha: 😇
Ren: 🤨
Pyrrha: Okay, fine…I’ve done so many of these ridiculous endorsements that after a while I started trying to sneak in funny comments while on the air. They’re all so tedious and annoying! 😣
Ren: Oh, I understand.
Ren: …so…
Ren: …how was it…?
Pyrrha: Firm and tight! I highly recommend it! 🥰
Ren: …do…do you think Nora would like it? If I rubbed oil on her…? 😣
Pyrrha: 😲 !!!!
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reashot · 16 days
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Oh No! There Is only One Bed. Whatever Shall We Do? 🤭
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This takes place during team RNJR arc.
Receptionist: I'm sorry sir we only have two rooms with one bed available.
Jaune: Why does every time we order a room this keeps happening?
Ren: I know this is getting ridiculous. There's not even that many guests here in the first place.
Ruby: Well, I mean we can't complain. We still got a room at least.
Nora: Yeah. I mean this is all could just be a coincidence. *winks at the receptionist*
Receptionist: *gulp* Yes we are sorry for your trouble. Here's the keys please don't hurt us!
*runs away*
Jaune: Hmmm.... Strange greetings. Must be a Mistralian thing. Anyway Ren, you want to share a bedroom with me again.
Ren: Of course Jaune... Wait Nora, why are you pulling me?
Nora: Oh no you don't, you little fruit! You're going to sleep with me and I am gonna straighten you up or die trying.
Ren: Wait Nora, wait! No!!!
Jaune: All right, I guess we will be sleeping together then.
Ruby: *blush* I guess so...
Sometimes later:
Nora: Yes!!! Ahhh.... *moan* Do it Ren... Don't stop... Don't stop. Faster Ren, Faster! If you stopped I will break your fucking legs!!!!
Ren: *crying* please just let me go back to sleep.
Jaune: Boy they sure making all that strange sounds next door. Wonder what they're doing?
Ruby: I'm sure it's nothing.
*cuddle closer with Jaune*
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brokentrafficknight · 2 months
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Lao Ren!
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bumblebysupremacy · 4 months
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Love is love ❤️
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frickingnerd · 5 months
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nora realizing her feelings for you
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pairing: nora valkyrie x gn!reader
tags: past renora, fluff, friends to lovers
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everyone knew that nora had been in love with lie for quite some time now
but after being rejected by him, nora began to spend more time with her friends, including you
you were always there to make her smile and lift her up when she felt down
the two of you often talked on the phone until deep at night, with nora venting about her feelings to you
though one particular night, nora realized that something had changed between the two of you
the two of you were texting late at night, about some upcoming events at school, exchanging memes and silly messages
and suddenly, nora realized that she hadn't thought about lie for quite a while now
instead, you were the one she always looked forward to talk to
even now, she longed to see you again, even when she knew that in just a few hours you'd see each other again in class
a bit overwhelmed by her feelings, nora decided that she needed to sleep over that revelation, before telling you about it the next day...
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celticcatgirl2 · 7 months
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Live Jaune reaction….
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tupayapsina · 8 months
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Ren: I can't believe how fast you finished that whole book
Nora: I was hungry
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dragonking10 · 1 year
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Sun was sitting down at a table holding a pack of ice on his groin
Sun: Ow! I think I broke something in my pelvis.
???: Atleast yours isn't fried
Sun looks over and sees Oscar with burnt marks all over and hair still stcking up with several icepacks over what he sees is scorch marks all over his groin.
Sun winced: Oof what happened to you?
Oscar: Well let's just say sex with an android in the shower was NOT a good idea.
???: If you think that's bad
They turned to see Jaune rolling to them in a wheelchair they can see him wearing a cast all over his lower body from the waist down.
Sun: Oh God! The hell happened to you?
Jaune: Ow! Well my newly wedded wife decided to use her semblance on me.
Oscar and Sun winced
Oscar: Oof
Sun: Damn!
Jaune: Yeah it also didn't help that when I was trying to use my aura to heal my pelvis, I accidentally aura amped her semblance.
Oscar: As long as I've known her I never thought she'd be a bit perverted.
Jaune deadpanned: A bit? A BIT!?!? You have NO IDEA how perverted she really is, it's like she's all innocent and naive around everyone but whenever she and I are alone together it's like her personality turn a 180 from an innocent naive little angel to extremely perverted badmouthed little demon.
Sun: I'm afraid to ask, but how perverted are we talking?
Jaune: Let's just say that Ruby knew every single perverted methods that could even put professional porn stars to shame.
They winced even more
Sun: Shit. How long were you two at it?
Jaune suddenly looked tired
Jaune: Five . . . Fucking . . . Days . . . STRAIGHT!!!!
Oscar: Ouch.
Sun: Holy hell! How are you alive?
Jaune: Pure fucking luck. Anyway what the hell happened to you two?
Sun winced: It was Blake's heating cycle.
Jaune: Oof
Oscar: Yikes!
Sun: Yeah even my clones was not enough to satisfy her.
Oscar: I got burnt
Jaune: You'd think Atlas would've made her waterproof
Oscar: Oh she is, it's just that Penny forgot to turn off a little security system her father installed to keep perverts away.
Jaune: Ouch.
They heard some kind machine coming close so they turned to see Ren in a full body cast except the head riding on what seems to be a mechanical wheelchair rolling to them and stopped next to Jaune.
Sun, Oscar and Jaune: . . .
Ren: . . .
Jaune: Nora?
Ren nodded: Nora.
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rwbyofmyheart · 1 month
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IT’S LITERALLY RENORA!!!
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chocolatechibi · 5 months
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“The curious cat is watching everyone, not just those who enter his terrain.”
“The Ever After connects all things, through their struggles, towards fate…”
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@renoraweek2023
Happy Renora week everyone! Motivation was unfortunately too low to write any full fanfics this time (😔) but that doesn’t mean I can’t participate! I don’t know why those two above lines came to me after I heard the prompt and made my moodboard, but they just did. They speak to me.
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iamafanofcartoons · 1 year
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Greetings @wu-sisyphus-gang .  I saw your post,
https://wu-sisyphus-gang.tumblr.com/post/704989024984678400/ren-i-had-sex-with-nora-and-it-didnt-immediately
I honestly found it hilarious, and was inspired to make a photo-meme based on it.
I’m happy to make any other photo-memes if you want to send me one in the ask box that suits your fancy.
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superiorsturgeon · 1 month
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Pyrrha: *massaging Jaune’s shoulders* Remember, he called you yellow…!
Jaune: What?! *tears off his shirt, revealing rippling muscles and chiseled abs*
Nora: *massaging Ren’s shoulders* Remember, he called you pink!
Ren: He WHAT?! *tears off his shirt, revealing a three-piece suit*
JN_P: …
Ren: *tears off his suit, revealing rippling muscles and chiseled abs*
Jaune/Ren: *wrestle furiously*
Pyrrha/Nora: *clink their drinks together, watching their boyfriends wrestle without shirts* 😎
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reashot · 11 months
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Ruby's new Hairstyle.
Yang: Oh Ruby your hair is so Long now. It's so beautiful. Tell me you gonna keep it?
Ruby: What. No! I hate long hair. It's hard to take care off, it's hot and they get in the way of a fight. I'm going to cut it right away.
Blake: I have to disagree I fought with long hair and I don't have problems with it.
Weiss: Me too.
Yang: Same. Maybe you should "git gud" Instead and join the long hair gang... I mean Yang. Dang I missed the timing for a perfect pun there.
Ruby: No means no! I don't like having long hair and that's that. I like my short hair. And there's no forces on Remnant that can make me want to have a long hair....
Somewhere within earshot of team RWBY
Nora: So Jaune do you like what I do with my hair?
Jaune: Oh I think it's really pretty. Is just that...
Ren: Is just what, Jaune?
Nora: *gasp* You hate what I did with my hair? That means you hate Women! Are you with the alt-right? I knew I shouldn't let you listen to that self help professor podcast.
Ren: *sigh* Nora I don't think that's what he meant by that.
Jaune: N-no it's nothing like that. I swear I'm a feminist...
Nora: Ewww a male feminist. I bet you are one because you want to get into a girl's pants.
Jaune: Y-you're impossible... What I meant to say is that your hair are incredible and you look beautiful Nora. Is just that I think you will look even better with a long hair.
Nora: My Jaune... I didn't know that you think of me like that. But I have to decline. Because I'm currently taken. *squeeze Ren*
Ren: Nora's joking aside. You Like girl with long hair Jaune?
Jaune: H-huh? Yes. I mean, I like girl with long hair, but I don't mind short hair too.
Nora: Ohhh... Our dear leader is down bad for long haired shawty. I'm sorry Jaune but I won't change my appearance for any boy. I mean just how desperate you have to be to do that....
Few weeks later
Jaune: Hey Ruby I haven't seen you in a while...
Ruby: *starts speaking in post accent* Oh Jaune I didn't see you there. How have you been? *swish her hair*
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Jaune: Uh-I-Uh. Y-you look different. You're beautiful... I mean your hair looks beautiful. *blush*
Ruby: *giggle* why thank you for noticing Jaune. Say, Jaune. Do you want to go out with me? (Now I got his attention. You can't make excuse anymore Jaune. I will now make you fall in love with me. 😈)
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arc-misadventures · 2 years
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It’s More Common Than You Think
Jaune: Haaa… Oh, hi, Nora…
Nora: Hi, Jaune-Jaune! Hmm…? Hey where’s, Pyrrha?
Jaune: She’s in her Pokéball.
Nora: Really, why?
Jaune: She’s in timeout.
Nora: Oh? What did she do?
Jaune: Well… You see… Pyrrha, and I can now ‘talk…’
Nora: Talk? Wait, you mean psychically?
Jaune: Yeah, she speaks in my mind to me, and me to her.
Nora: Wait, really?! That’s amazing! Congrats, Jaune!
Jaune: It’s not really something to celebrate about…
Nora: Eh? Why not?
Jaune: Well… I found out we could ‘talk’ was after she told me… She told me… When she told me she wanted to fuck me…
Nora: And?
Jaune: A-And? A Pokémon tells their trainer she wants to do it with them, and all you can say is, ‘and?!’
Nora: Yeah, are you going to do her, or not?
Jaune: What?! Nora, it’s a human, and a Pokémon, they’re not supposed to do… that?!
Nora: Oh you’d be surprised how many people do their Pokémon. Hell it’s been legal for decades.
Jaune: Seriously?!
Nora: Yep, there are rules of course to Human/Pokémon relationships. Most people don’t know about it is because people don’t tend to talk about their sex life.
Jaune: You’ve got to be kidding me?!
Nora: Nope, if I could I’d be all over, Renny right now if he wanted to, but he’s not. So I’m trying to warm him up to the idea first before anything else. As a sign of trust.
Jaune: Wait, ‘Renny?’ I-Isn’t your, Lucario, named Ren?!
Nora: That’s the one!
Jaune: You want to bang your, Pokémon?!
Nora: And, your Pokémon wants to bang you. Listen, Jaune… I’m not telling you this so you’ll take her out, and do her on the spot. I’m telling you this so you understand that it’s okay. You can love her if you want to. So don’t rush anything, come to understand your feelings for her in this new development, and see where it goes from there. Just take your time, explain things to, Pyrrha, and see where the tide takes you.
Jaune: …
Jaune: That was surprisingly deep coming from you, Nora. Not that it won’t help… It was just… unexpected…
Nora: Hey, there is wisdom behind my insanity~!
Jaune: That is not a comforting thought…
Nora: Meh, just go with the punches life throws your way, and dish it out as good as you can.
Jaune: Life advice that’s actually good from, Nora of all people… Okay, not the weirdest thing I’ve yet dealt with… But, good advice nonetheless. Thanks, Nora.
Nora: My pleasure, Jaune-Jaune~! But, one question, what about your other Pokémon, how do they feel about you?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Eh…?
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anika-art · 1 year
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"Sometimes words are not needed".
"Algunas veces las palabras no son necesarias".
Renora in the Mistral twilight. Commission by @LightningBob, thanks for choosing me to make this romantic piece ❤️ ✌️
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nguyen013 · 1 year
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Engagement - Day 29.1/31
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