Sun was sitting down at a table holding a pack of ice on his groin
Sun: Ow! I think I broke something in my pelvis.
???: Atleast yours isn't fried
Sun looks over and sees Oscar with burnt marks all over and hair still stcking up with several icepacks over what he sees is scorch marks all over his groin.
Sun winced: Oof what happened to you?
Oscar: Well let's just say sex with an android in the shower was NOT a good idea.
???: If you think that's bad
They turned to see Jaune rolling to them in a wheelchair they can see him wearing a cast all over his lower body from the waist down.
Sun: Oh God! The hell happened to you?
Jaune: Ow! Well my newly wedded wife decided to use her semblance on me.
Oscar and Sun winced
Oscar: Oof
Sun: Damn!
Jaune: Yeah it also didn't help that when I was trying to use my aura to heal my pelvis, I accidentally aura amped her semblance.
Oscar: As long as I've known her I never thought she'd be a bit perverted.
Jaune deadpanned: A bit? A BIT!?!? You have NO IDEA how perverted she really is, it's like she's all innocent and naive around everyone but whenever she and I are alone together it's like her personality turn a 180 from an innocent naive little angel to extremely perverted badmouthed little demon.
Sun: I'm afraid to ask, but how perverted are we talking?
Jaune: Let's just say that Ruby knew every single perverted methods that could even put professional porn stars to shame.
They winced even more
Sun: Shit. How long were you two at it?
Jaune suddenly looked tired
Jaune: Five . . . Fucking . . . Days . . . STRAIGHT!!!!
Oscar: Ouch.
Sun: Holy hell! How are you alive?
Jaune: Pure fucking luck. Anyway what the hell happened to you two?
Sun winced: It was Blake's heating cycle.
Jaune: Oof
Oscar: Yikes!
Sun: Yeah even my clones was not enough to satisfy her.
Oscar: I got burnt
Jaune: You'd think Atlas would've made her waterproof
Oscar: Oh she is, it's just that Penny forgot to turn off a little security system her father installed to keep perverts away.
Jaune: Ouch.
They heard some kind machine coming close so they turned to see Ren in a full body cast except the head riding on what seems to be a mechanical wheelchair rolling to them and stopped next to Jaune.
WHITLEY SCHNEE, OSCAR PINE, AND PENNY POLENDINA SHOULD BE A THROUPLE AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING THEY SHOULDN'T. They each have two hands, they can all hold each other's handw. I call the ship Robots, Snowplows and Tractors.
Ok, that is all. Sorry about your door. Thank you for hearing me rant
*runs away without paying for the door.*
So true, tho
I feel like I've seen the ship name for the three but I can't remember it
Note: the poly options can be any combo; not all polycules involve everyone with everyone else (if you pick one I'm curious which combos you do/don't like 👀)
Gonna make one for platonic Oscar ships too because no one can stop me
Here are some the ships I ship or am ok with, and am planning to build an next gen AUs and maybe AUs in general:
Main Next Gen AU: Rose Lotus, Iceberg, Elderburn, Thunderfeet, Tauradonna, Ironwitch, Neon x Sage, Rich Data Farmers, and I’m still deciding on other ships (maybe Arkos if Pyrrha got revived or a seperate AU where she didn’t die but is not the same).
Minor or Secondary next gen AUs: Poly AU where everything is I ship is canon, like canon compliant, divergent, any specific au type really, plus a next gen.