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dragonking10 · 1 year
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Sun was sitting down at a table holding a pack of ice on his groin
Sun: Ow! I think I broke something in my pelvis.
???: Atleast yours isn't fried
Sun looks over and sees Oscar with burnt marks all over and hair still stcking up with several icepacks over what he sees is scorch marks all over his groin.
Sun winced: Oof what happened to you?
Oscar: Well let's just say sex with an android in the shower was NOT a good idea.
???: If you think that's bad
They turned to see Jaune rolling to them in a wheelchair they can see him wearing a cast all over his lower body from the waist down.
Sun: Oh God! The hell happened to you?
Jaune: Ow! Well my newly wedded wife decided to use her semblance on me.
Oscar and Sun winced
Oscar: Oof
Sun: Damn!
Jaune: Yeah it also didn't help that when I was trying to use my aura to heal my pelvis, I accidentally aura amped her semblance.
Oscar: As long as I've known her I never thought she'd be a bit perverted.
Jaune deadpanned: A bit? A BIT!?!? You have NO IDEA how perverted she really is, it's like she's all innocent and naive around everyone but whenever she and I are alone together it's like her personality turn a 180 from an innocent naive little angel to extremely perverted badmouthed little demon.
Sun: I'm afraid to ask, but how perverted are we talking?
Jaune: Let's just say that Ruby knew every single perverted methods that could even put professional porn stars to shame.
They winced even more
Sun: Shit. How long were you two at it?
Jaune suddenly looked tired
Jaune: Five . . . Fucking . . . Days . . . STRAIGHT!!!!
Oscar: Ouch.
Sun: Holy hell! How are you alive?
Jaune: Pure fucking luck. Anyway what the hell happened to you two?
Sun winced: It was Blake's heating cycle.
Jaune: Oof
Oscar: Yikes!
Sun: Yeah even my clones was not enough to satisfy her.
Oscar: I got burnt
Jaune: You'd think Atlas would've made her waterproof
Oscar: Oh she is, it's just that Penny forgot to turn off a little security system her father installed to keep perverts away.
Jaune: Ouch.
They heard some kind machine coming close so they turned to see Ren in a full body cast except the head riding on what seems to be a mechanical wheelchair rolling to them and stopped next to Jaune.
Sun, Oscar and Jaune: . . .
Ren: . . .
Jaune: Nora?
Ren nodded: Nora.
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razorblade180 · 4 months
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Penny:Oscar!
Oscar:
Penny:*puts ribbon on him* Oh my goodness! It’s just what I wanted!
Oscar:!?
Penny:*throws him over shoulder* What a wonderful holiday!
Oscar:*snorts* Hahaha.
Jaune:She must’ve learned flirting from Nora. That was aggressive.
Ren:Nora would’ve put the ribbon on my lap.
Jaune:That’s terrifying. She probably wants to maintain Penny’s innocence.
Weiss:*pushes door open*
Jaune:…Do you think she cared about Weiss’s innocence?
Weiss:*pulls out multiple bows*
Ren:No….
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punkeropercyjackson · 4 months
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Stop saying Oscar isn't a half white afrolatino and that Yang isn't a butch lesbian they literally look like this
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madmanwonder · 1 year
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Penny: *Setting Fire on White Fang grunt*
Harriet: Is Penny acting with little more aggression than usual?
Elm: The kid apparently friendzone Penny and now she is learning a new feeling: Rage.
Harriet: Coooool….*Back away from the fire with a nervous expression*
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thebunnyremix · 1 year
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Penny: I want a hug.
Oscar: Me too.
Penny: Obviously we need to join forces.
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dragynkeep · 7 months
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*agressively kicks down door*
WHITLEY SCHNEE, OSCAR PINE, AND PENNY POLENDINA SHOULD BE A THROUPLE AND IM TIRED OF PRETENDING THEY SHOULDN'T. They each have two hands, they can all hold each other's handw. I call the ship Robots, Snowplows and Tractors.
Ok, that is all. Sorry about your door. Thank you for hearing me rant
*runs away without paying for the door.*
So true, tho
I feel like I've seen the ship name for the three but I can't remember it
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Note: the poly options can be any combo; not all polycules involve everyone with everyone else (if you pick one I'm curious which combos you do/don't like 👀)
Gonna make one for platonic Oscar ships too because no one can stop me
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rwac96 · 1 year
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Send in 💕 and my muse will admit who they have a crush on
Penny Polendina
Penny: Subject of affection? Well, ahem. PROCESSING...PROCESSING...
Oscar: Penny? What are you doing?
Penny: *blushes* Answering a question.
Oscar: Oh. *tilts his head* What's the question?
Penny: About my crush on you.
Oscar: *entire face turns red*
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jasontoddssuper · 2 years
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Ruby is autistic,Penny is a trans girl and Oscar is afrolatino.Source:Dude trust me
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harmonylight · 1 year
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A bunch of ponies based off @pilot-boi ship palettes
This is part 1 btw
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rosesonapond · 1 year
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Here are some the ships I ship or am ok with, and am planning to build an next gen AUs and maybe AUs in general:
Main Next Gen AU: Rose Lotus, Iceberg, Elderburn, Thunderfeet, Tauradonna, Ironwitch, Neon x Sage, Rich Data Farmers, and I’m still deciding on other ships (maybe Arkos if Pyrrha got revived or a seperate AU where she didn’t die but is not the same).
Minor or Secondary next gen AUs: Poly AU where everything is I ship is canon, like canon compliant, divergent, any specific au type really, plus a next gen.
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 8 months
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Data Farms The Clockmaker's Daughter AU.
Tell me that Idea doesn't go hard.
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razorblade180 · 4 months
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Oscar:Pssst!
Penny:*typing* hmm?
Oscar:*whispers* I love you.
Penny:*whispers* Why are you saying it like it’s a secret?
Oscar:Because it’s loud enough for the world to hear it.
Penny:….!? Is the world me?🥺
Oscar:Yes, it’s you.
Penny gains a big smile and starts swaying back and forth while kicking her feet as she goes back to typing.
Ruby:You’re never that cheesy with me.
Jaune:Because the world stops revolving every time it’s told how good of a girl it is.
Ruby:*red* F-Fuck of. It just catches me off guard is all!
Jaune:*hugs her* Awww
Ruby:Don’t try to act all gentle now! You fiend!
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madmanwonder · 1 year
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When Oscar trying to hang with the boys for gaming night but his two girlfriends, Penny and Azula wants attention:
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thebunnyremix · 1 year
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Hey, am I being weird, or does Pinocchio from Lies of P look kind of like if Oscar and Penny from RWBY had a baby? Or at least fused together?
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Am I the only one who’s seeing it? Maybe it’s just the freckles...
(I mean, bonus points in that Penny herself is also a robot and a Pinocchio allusion. Like mother, like son, amirite?)
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