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So RWBY might have a lifeline and if v10 happens and the Summer maiden isn't May who had her death faked then GG. Dropped :^)
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Scroll Case
Jaune: Dammit, I forgot my scroll back in my room. Hey, Yang, can I borrow your scroll?
Yang: Sure. Let me…?!
Jaune: Thanks!
Jaune reached his hand between, Yang’s cleavage, and pulled out her scroll.
Yang: H-How did you know it was there…?
Jaune: You have a scroll, and a big rack, duh.
Yang: Duh?! Dude, just because a girl has big boobs doesn’t mean she has her scroll between them!
Jaune: Do you seriously believe that? Cause you do it.
Yang: Doesn’t mean everyone else does it!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Ladies?
Glynda pulls out her scroll from between her shirts boob window.
Glynda: Does it appear like my outfit has pockets to put this anywhere?
Yang: Well, no…
May undos her binding letting her massive breast spill out before she reaches inside to grab her scroll.
May: It stays safe between my soft breasts.
Yang: Since when were you that big…?
Neo pulls out several scrolls before grabbing hers.
Neo: ‘How many cops do you think will frisk my boobs?’
Yang: Not many…?
Nora pulls out her scroll after undoing her bra revealing she was wearing a binder based upon how big she actually is.
Nora: I can use mine as a charger!
Yang: Seriously?
Willow unbuttons her dress shirt letting her ‘mommy milkers’ out to breathe before pulling out her scroll, and a flask.
Willow: The bigger they are the more pocket space they have~!
Yang: That’s a compelling argument…
Jaune: See, stacked woman everywhere do it. You do it, why don’t you think that anyone else did it too?
Yang: I don’t know, it’s just weird to think about it really.
Jaune: That’s fair.
Yang: But, I gotta ask… how?
Jaune: How, what?
Yang: You did you just reached in, and grabbed it, with absolutely no hesitation at all. You just put your hand in there, between my boobs, and you just pulled it out! How?!
Jaune: Oh, most of my sisters are stacked as hell, they hide their, and my stuff between their cleavage all the time. So, I’m pretty desensitized to reaching to grab something feom between some girls boobs.
Yang: Seriously, you just sister-zoned me, and you can just grab it like that?!
Jaune: No, like I said, I’m desensitized to doing it to woman. See…
Jaune puts his hand in, Glynda’s boob window, and pulls out her scroll.
Glynda: Oh~?!
Jaune: See, I’m totally desensitized to doing it.
Yang: But, haven’t you ever been afraid of accidentally coping a feel?
Jaune: No.
Yang: R-Really?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Did you want me to?
Yang: …
Yang: Kinda…
Jaune: Uhh… what?!
Glynda: It felt nice when you grabbed my scroll.
Jaune: Say what now?
May: I wouldn’t! Well… Maybe… But-But, only if it was you, Jaune!
Jaune: Thank you…?
Neo: ‘Wanna see how many I’m really carrying~?’
Jaune: Kinda…
Nora: You think you’ll get a shock if you try?
Jaune: That’s an odd, but an interesting question.
Willow: I more curious about what you could put in between them~!
Jaune: Now, I’m curious too…
Yang: So… Do you… do you wanna touch them…?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Yes.
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Mutual Feelings.
Jaune is in his room playing video games with May. They are sitting on Jaune's bed facing the TV.
Jaune: Almost! Almost! I got you!! Woo-ho!! Another victory for me~
May: *Sad* Oh… I lost again.
Jaune: Don't be sad. You're playing a lot better now. And one day maybe you'll beat me, but I'm really good so… *He said it with a smug smile*
May: *Smiling she pushes Jaune a little with her shoulder* Shut up, ugly. You suck
Jaune: *Chuckles*
*Knock! Knock!*
Nora: *Walks in the room* Hey guys...
Jaune: Oh hey Nora. I though you went to the movies with Ren.
Nora: We are, is just that I forgot my wallet here. Don't worry, I'm not going to ruin your date. *She smiles, teasing him*
The two individuals in question blush at the comment.
Jaune: *Red* Is not a date!
Nora: Sureee... *takes her wallet* and I am not in love with Ren.
Jaune grabs one of her pillows if he throws it at her.
Jaune: Leave!
Nora quickly leaves the room, laughing in the process.
Jaune: Jeez, that Nora. Sorry about that May.
May: *Blushing* I-It's ok.
Jaune: I'm going to get something to eat at the vending machines. Want something? *He says as he starts to get up*
May: I'll go with you! *She says as she stands up as well*
Without noticing, May lost her balance and tried to hold on to Jaune. He realizes this and tries to catch her. But they both fall to the ground, May on top of Jaune.
Jaune: Ouch... May, are you ok?
May: Y-Yes, I'm fine.
May raises her head to see Jaune, and he is stunned after see in her face so close. For him it was as if for the first time he saw how beautiful May is. Her beautiful gray eyes, her delicate tanned skin, her gorgeous red hair. Jaune already had feelings for her, but he never made a move out of fear of losing her friendship. But seeing her in this position, he knew that he had to act and make her his girlfriend, and one day her future wife.
Jaune: *Nervous* M-May!
May: *Jumps a little in surprise* Y-Yes!
Jaune: I like you a lot! Please go out with me!
May: *Blushing* Eh?!
Jaune: I have always liked you but I was afraid to say it thinking that maybe I would lose your friendship. But I can't contain myself anymore! I really like you a lot, and hope we can even get marry one day!
May *RED* EH?!!!
Jaune: W-what you think about that?
May: I... I.... I like you too!! *She says at the top of her lungs* I always liked you, but I was afraid you were going to reject me. I'm so happy!
She suddenly reaches for Jaune's head and kisses him passionately. Jaune can feel her moving her hands over his body as they kiss. He feels how her hand walks along his chest, his stomach, and then ends up on his…
Jaune: *Stops Kissing* May, that's my-!
May: I'm sorry, but I've waited so long for this that I can't contain myself. I really love you a lot. I want to feel close to you as much as possible. Please…
She looks at him with a pleading face. She looked so tender that Jaune couldn't deny her. He thought that having sisters would help you with these things, but when the girl you like begs you so sweetly, how can he refuse?
Jaune: O-Ok, I want this too.
May: *Smiling* I love you~ *Kiss*
Moments later....
May: Jaune~💕 Ah!~💕 I love you su much~💕
Jaune: I love you too~ Fuck!~💕
Jaune was sitting on his bed, while May was in the back of him, enjoying how his member penetrated deep inside her again and again.
May: I can't think straight if you keep thrusting like that!~💕
Jaune: I can help it. You feel to good~ *starts kissing her neck*
May: You too!~💕 FUck~💕! You're the only one for me. I want to be with you forever.
Jaune: God damn it. I think am about to cum.
May: Please do. Please cum inside me~💕
Jaune hugs May tightly with both arms and begins to fuck her with more intensity.
May: Yes!~💕 Keep fucking me like that!~💕
Jaune: Oh shit!~💕 I'm getting close!
May: I'm close too, don't stop!~💕
Jaune: Oh fuck! Oh fuck!! Oh FucK!!
May: Give it to me!!
Jaune: OH FUCk!!
Jaune pushes May down with all his strength. His cock shot all of his cum deep inside her, filling her whole.
May: Oh GOD!!~💕 Is so much! I love you so much!
Jaune: *Huff* *Huff* I love you too.
May: *Hugs him tight* Fuck, lets stay like this for a momento ok?
Jaune: Of course.
May: *Kiss him* I so happy to be with you.
Jaune: *Kiss her back* Me too.
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Jaune: *Comes out of the dressing room at a department store* Well? What do you girls think?
Neon: I think you look like you're ready to go to park and feed some birds.
Reese: You look like the kind of guy to stub his toe and say "Jee Whilikers!"
Jaune: Oh come on, I'm trying to go for an older look. Girls love mature men.
Neon: You, like, jumped over "Older" and went straight to "Old".
Reese: Yeah, did that cardigan come with free dentures?
Jaune: Ok so how about instead of roasting me, just give it to me straight. May?
May: You're dressed like an old man, Jaune.
Jaune: Goddamnit.
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The life of a House Husband
"Uhm... are you sure that I'm needed for this sir?" Jaune Arc was many things, he was a young awkward man, he was also the only boy in a household of eight women. Something that had a rather grand affect on his life, from cooking to cleaning, he could do every household task with ease. Something that had come akin to his mother wanting everyone to chip in.
And of course, being under the thumbs of his sisters. Whether it was through brute force, or being unable to say no. So... when he received a call from Headmaster Ozpin, of Beacon Academy, that he had a job for him, he was a little shocked.
"Yes, Glynda has informed me that you're quite skilled at helping others."
His cheeks felt flushed as he stared at the elderly man. "I mean, my semblance is good at helping bring out positive emotions but... I wouldn't really say I'm good at helping others." That was a lie, and he sort of wondered what his Auntie Glynda had told him. Glynda being his late father's sister of course.
"Mmhmm, she has spoken quite highly of you."
Now he was just embarrassed, "Oh. Well, that's honors." She was very brutal about the truth, even to family. "But I don't see why that means anything here."
"Well you see." Ozpin put a photo on his desk, ushering Jaune to pick it up. To which he did of course, the image had four young women. Ordered from tallest to shortest. Though he did note that three of them were quite short when compared to the tall redhead, who appeared to rival even him in height. "These four young women are some of our, if not the most promising huntresses this year... except."
"Except what sir?" He was a little confused, a bit embarrassed, if they were important and famous, he should know them... but he was kind of just a country bumpkin.
"Except that they would be unable to take care of themselves if left to their own devices. " Ozpin seemed frustrated by the statement, grabbing a cup of coffee to take a deep sip before continuing, "You see Mr. Arc. These four are the hope of Beacon, and while I would love for them to succeed, they have... problems. Ms. Cruz." He pointed at one of the shorter girls... actually THE shortest. With soft green hair, and dazzling emerald eyes. "She has unfortunately had... issues with the loss of her past team, so it's hard for her to open up to others, and she lacks self confidence in herself. And while the most calculating mind on her team, and their leader... it's doubtful whether she'll be able to communicate with the other three."
He next pointed at the next shortest girl, with snow white hair, and frosty blue eyes, "Ms. Schnee is... strong willed, to say the least. She's grown in an environment that was about being used or to use others. As such, she'll be abrasive to the others, she also has very little experience with chores or taking care of herself, or so her mother has informed me."
Next was the maroon haired woman, with a stoutly figure, and pretty grey eyes, "This is May Zedong. She's similar to Ms. Cruz, but whereas Ms. Cruz has fears of being around others. May chooses not to involve herself, she's also had a hard time. Apparently she's had issues with both male and female students in the past. And likes to keep to herself. She's also quite soft spoken."
"And finally, this." He pointed out the dazzling red haired woman, with shining green eyes. "Is Pyrrha Nikos, she is, the strongest member of their team. However, she lacks the will to lead. She would rather not ruffle any feathers, and takes on an overtly polite persona when around other people. She's also quite famous, so it's not strange for people to come to her with ulterior motives. She's not quick to let people in, especially when she feels they'll be coming for her name. Unfortunately Ms. Schnee has already seemed to get on her bad side, and whether they'll work together at this point is impossible to tell."
There was obvious frustration in his voice, "Unfortunately, while each are all incredibly skilled huntresses, they haven't put much time, nor want, into self care. And that's where you come in."
"So... you want me to be a nanny?"
"Something to that effect, though you'll also be providing them with a shoulder to stand on."
He wanted to say something, but as the most normal sibling, amongst a cavalcade of spectacular and amazing sisters. He sort of knew his position, and knew where people with talent tended to lie. Their single minded pursuit on improvement and being the bet. Especially if they have mental or emotional hang ups... he hated to admit it. But his semblance would definitely help. But more than that, as he listened to their stories, he wanted to help.
"Okay." He would do what he could to help ease their lives, and besides... while he never wanted to be a huntsman. It would be interesting to see what kind of lives they lived.
While eyeing the image, he started to try to work things out. He didn't know their backstories, but one was afraid that she would see others die, or that she would be the cause. One is afraid of letting others in, because she's lived in a harsh environment, one is unable to communicate her feelings with others, used to being ignored... or something happened between her and a past team. And one has learned to close her heart, an actress if you will...
He took a deep breath and sighed, "Okay, I suppose I should go meet them."
"Mmhmm, they've already been informed of your... inclusion."
He nodded, hopefully things wouldn't be too bad. But as he held the photo, he couldn't help but worry.
#Jaune Arc#May Zedong#Pyrrha Nikos#WEiss Schnee#Jessica Cruz#Householdarc#Will contain smut#eventually#mostly just silly asks
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What would happen if Jaune was at the beach and these three greet him in this fashion? I might be wrong, but I think that they are trying to tell Jaune something.
Jaune: *Enjoying a nice day on the beach lying on a towel with his eyes closed* Ah~! What a nice summer day! I hope the others are coming soon, I heard Sun's gonna be cooking!
?: Jaune?
*Jaune opened his eyes and looked ahead of him only for his eyes to nearly bulge out of his head when he saw none other than Arslan, May, and Reese in bikinis and while that usually be a problem, as he expected to see his friends in swim attire, their bikinis were... very revealing and nearly left nothing to the imagination as they could only be described as skimpy.*
Jaune: *Blushing* H-H-Hi girls!
Arslan: What are you doing here?
Jaune: Oh... you know... just, enjoying this sexy- I-I mean! Beautiful day on the beach
Reese: *Smirks* Oh really~? Enjoying the sights?
Jaune: Yes, I-I mean no! I mean yes! yes I am! 'Damn it Jaune! Keep it together!' What are you guys doing here?
May: W-Well we thought it be a good day to try out these new swimsuits, since it's really hot, you know...
Jaune: Yep, it really is hot! 'Fucking oum these girls are gonna be the death of me!'
Arslan: Jaune, are you ok?
Jaune: Yep! I'm as cool as a cucumber!
Reese: Really? because your friend seems to be a little stiff~
Jaune: Wha-!? *looks at swim trunks* AH! *Closes his legs* I-I'm sorry about that, haha...!
Arslan: *Smirks* Don't be~ as a matter of fact, would you like some help with that~?
Jaune: ...What?
Reese: *Leans down close to him* She's asking ya if you wanna have a little fun Jdawg~!
Jaune: I-I... yes?
Arslan: *Smirks* Good enough for me~!
1 HOUR LATER:
*Jaune, Arslan, Reese, and May lying in bed naked and looking up at the Hotel roof with happy expressions after the craziest sex ever in their lives*
Jaune: That-
Arslan: Was-
Reese: Fucking-
May: Amazing!!!
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Something fluffy about Jaune x May zedong x Pyrrha?
Jaune: *leaning on her right* Thanks for teaching me how to shoot, May. I really appreciate it.
May: I-it's nothing, I was more than happy to.
Pyrrha: *leaning on her left* And you're so knowledgeable! Really we can't thank you enough *starts patting May's head*
May: I-i
Jaune: *patting her head too* You're the best, Ma- oh my Gods she fainted, Pyrrha go get Ms. Goodwitch!
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Jaune Arc/May Zedong - Covered!
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Stag and Doe
Cardin: Jaune! You're late!
Jaune: I'm sorrry.
Cardin: And you're alone, too? I thought you were bringing your hot, new girlfriend over!
Jaune: She... She probably had a sudden emergency.
Cardin: That sucks, man. Was kinda hoping to meet her.
Cardin: (Whispering) "Sudden emergency"?. What kinda lame excuse is that?.
Sun: (Whispering) Definitely not a good one.
Neptune: (Whispering) You think it was a lie?.
Sun: Should we report him for lying?
Cardin: Definitely!. He's probably a spy trying to steal all our women for himself!.
Sun: Oh, don't be ridiculous! He's just some creepy guy. Better to just leave him alone.
Neptune: Now who's being ridiculous?.
Pyrrha: I'm sorry to hear about you being stood up. I was curious what this mysterious woman looked like.
Jaune: P-Pyrrha! Um, could you and May promise not to tell Saph about this?
Cardin: Why would they do that?! Are you really that desperate to impress people, Jauney-Boy?! I man, you getting stood up gotta be the lowest you've ever been! Saphron's gotta hear how sad her baby brother is doing!
Velvet: (Tugging his arm) Cardin, please!
Jaune: (Thinking) Why? Why in the world is he humiliating me like this? (Flexes fingers) It's unbearable! Saphron won't have to learn anything... NOT IF I KILL EVERYONE HERE- (Shakes head) No! No! I can't do that!.
Velvet: (Dragging Cardin by his ear) I'm so sorry about him. Please, enjoy the party.
Jaune: (Watching everyone talking, laughing, smiling, dancing) Is this... what "ordinary" looks like? This is what Saphron wants for me. Then I guess... I've done all I can.
Jaune: I'm sorry, everyone. It's time for me to-
SLAM!
Blake: (Bloodied) Please, excuse me for my tardiness. My name is Blake Belladina, and I'm Jaune's wife.
Jaune: ...Psst! You're supposed to be my girlfriend!.
Blake: (Thinking) Crap! I mixed our missions up!.
May: Um, Ms. Belladina, was it? You're, um... You're bleeding.
Blake: Ah, right, that's, uh, an occupational hazard.
Pyrrha: Are you a professional stuntwoman?
Blake: I'm a social worker. Please excuse me, I had an emergency situation with my client, and they became especially hostile. I hope I didn't disturb your party.
Cardin: Wait, you're married? Why didn't you tell us?!
Jaune: Oh, I...
Blake: It's my fault. See, this is my second marriage, and I have a child from my first marriage. Jaune was probably still a little uncomfortable with explaining the situation.
Cardin: (Thinking) No way! There's no way in hell Jaune could have been married this whole time! And to such a dignified woman, too?! Time to take him down a peg!.
Cardin: Jaune, you're probably hungry! Try some of these piping hot- WHOOPS! Heh-
Jaune: (Slings tray in circular motion)
Cardin: (Cheese spills on his hand) AGH!
Blake: I appreciate your dedication to not wasting food, but you don't have to make such a show of it.
Jaune: Oh! I'm sorry!
Blake: (Tries food) Mm, but this is good!
Jaune: (Takes a bite) Mm! It is!
Blake: (Giggles) Did you not try it yet?
Cardin: Hey, Blake! I wouldn't get too comfy with Jaune. He's in a pretty nasty business. He gets called every night to give "massages" to clients all over the city!
Velvet: (Covering her face) Cardin, stop...
Jaune: Those were hits. Massage was code for "killing".
Jaune: That was... No, no, it's not what you think, Blake-!
Blake: I think it's amazing~!
Jaune: Huh?
Blake: Jaune lost both of his parents at such a young age, and so many sisters after that. His older sister was too sick to work, and when she was well, he insisted on working hard so that she wouldn't sell her body out of desperation. To suffer such pain and endure after so much agony... Only a special few can ever accomplish such a feat. It's something I've always admired about Jaune.
Jaune: (Blushing, Staring at Blake)
Blake: It's time to go, Jaune. Thank you all for your hospitality.
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From Full House to Four of a Kind!
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I mean May Zedong is a redhead. Neo could change her hair color on a fly. If you wanna go the Milf route Glynda is there, it's a good sequel since she'll be stopping this shenanigan (presumably) only for Pyrrha to hoist her over her shoulder and drag her back to her full house
/== Master Post List ==/
The students of Beacon were giving Pyrrha a wide birth, with many red-heads and blonds donning hats or just dying their hair completely to hide from the "Red Queen" and her obsession with whatever she was doing with the girls she had already... absconded with.
Yang: I'm scared... like what if?
Blake: Pyrrha has already said you are off limits. You're my blond remember?
Yang: She's on the prowl again...
Blake: Well I doubt she'll... crud! Crap!! SHIT!
Yang: Blake?
Blake: The transfer students!!
Yang's eyes open wide, but it was too late. There wasn't enough time to warn any of them. It was like watching the circling of a shark as Pyrrha moved about the outskirts of the cafeteria, her emerald eyes watching, appraising, and then selecting.
Yang: Wish me luck.
Blake: Yang?
Yang jogged the short distance from where she and Blake and been standing to intercept Pyrrha as she prowled.
Yang: P-Money... what cha doing?
Pyrrha: I came to a revelation last night...
Yang: And that was... maybe you should stop collecting people?
Pyrrha: Heavens no! It was that four of a kind is better than a full house.
Yang: Four of a kind? You mean you're going to...
Pyrrha: Oh she's adorable...
Pyrrha points out a shy red-head wearing a beanie pulled down over one eye...
Pyrrha: How could I forget that Arslan was a blond! She's perfect! Excuse me.
Yang wanted to shout out a warning, but Pyrrha was upon her quarry in a heart beat.
May: (Cradled under Pyrrha's arm) EEP!
Arslan: (Thrown over Pyrrha's shoulder) NIKOS! WHAT THE HELL?
Pyrrha: You two are perfect! That's four of a kind for red-heads... but only three of a kind for blonds...
Arslan: Put me down!
May: Four of a kind?
Pyrrha: Hush! Jaune is very loving and will father so many beautiful children with you!
May/ Arslan: HUH???
Yang slowly made her way back over to Blake. As she and everyone else watched as Pyrrha started to walk off with two stunned young women...
Glynda: Ms Nikos! Enough of this! You are not only disrupting the peace of this school, and interfering with the composition of other teams... why are you looking at me like that?
Glynda took a step back, as Pyrrha adjusted Arslan and May, before taking a step forward, and strange unnerving smile on her face.
Pyrrha: You're... blond...
Glynda: Yes...
Pyrrha: Four of a kind!
Glynda: What? HEY! OUCH!
Pyrrha: Everyone comfy? Time to meet You baby daddy!
May/ Arslan: Baby Daddy?
Glynda: Help me! Call Ozpin! Call Ozpin!
Everyone just froze as Pyrrha walked out of the cafeteria. May Zedong under one arm, Arslan Altan over a shoulder, and dragging a panicking Glynda Goodwitch by the ankle behind her.
Glynda: (Desperately clinging to the door frame) Help me!?!? Please?
Pyrrha: Now, now professor... just think of all the blond bundles of joy you will give Mama Arc!
Glynda: Ahhhhhhh!!! Hhhhheeeeeellllllppppp!
Everyone shivered as the door frame leg go and the authoritarian professor vanished into the hallway.
Yang: Blake?
Blake: Yes Yang?
Yang: I am VERY happy to be your Blond.
Blake: Thank you Yang. That means a lot to me.
Off in a corner of the cafeteria silently sat a young woman. Her eyes narrowed as she watched the display of pure power and insanity. She titled her head to one side then the other. before standing up and making her way out of the cafeteria, hot on the heels of the one she was sure people were calling the "Red Queen".
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Ruby's just a little jealous
Also a slight headcanon that May was a fan of Summer growing up and crafted her sniper-axe after Sundered Rose.
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The Popsicle Comparisons
Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.
Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!
Nora: Thicker too.
Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.
Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.
Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.
May: I wanna do that…
Velvet: I love his carrot~!
Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.
Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!
Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!
Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.
Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.
Melanie: We have to do that again~!
Neo: 🥰🍆💦
Winter: The limp I got was divine~!
Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!
Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.
Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.
Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!
Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!
Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!
Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.
Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!
Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!
Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.
Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!
Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!
Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!
RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!
Saphron: …
Saphron: Dibs. I go next.
RWBY Girls: Eh?!
~~~
RSNM: …
Mercury: D-Did you really…?
Jaune: Yeah…
Ren: A-All of them…?
Jaune: Yep…
Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!
Jaune: Shocking, I know…
Neptune: How did that all happen?!
Jaune: Word of mouth.
Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?
Jaune: Yes.
Mercury: How can you manage that?!
Jaune: Semblance.
Ren: So… The whole team?
Jaune: Which ones?
Mercury: The bad girls?
Jaune: A few here, and there.
Ren: The teacher?
Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Sun: The moms?
Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?
Neptune: The faunas chicks?
Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…
Mercury: The green ring girl?
Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.
Sun: The, Relic?
Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.
Ren: Your sister-in-law?!
Jaune: Was my first.
Mercury: Your sister?!
Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…
RSNM: …
RSNM:
YOU ARE A GOD!!!
Jaune: …
Jaune: No comment.
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May gives jaune a valentine card
Valentine's Day letters. (May Zedong)
You didn't specify which May, so I went with the character that I see most paired with Jaune, between the two May's.
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Jaune: Oh… May sent me a Valentine's letter. I'm surprised she would do that. She is so shy.
He opens the letter and says:
In a world full of faces, you stand apart,
The one who truly knows the depths of my heart.
No other soul comprehends me like you do,
Our connection profound, tried and true.
You see beyond the façade I wear each day,
Peering into my soul, where truths lay.
Through your eyes, my essence is shown,
A bond unbreakable, a love we've known.
In crowded rooms, I still feel a lingering ache,
Loneliness persists, no solace to take.
But with you, my love, it all fades away,
In your presence, understood, come what may.
There's a profound understanding between us,
A language unspoken, a trust we discuss.
In your arms, I find solace, I'm known,
A sanctuary of love, a place we have grown.
No other touch has stirred my soul as you,
No other connection feels as real and true.
With you, I am seen, my heart fully known,
In your presence, my love, I've truly found home.
Jaune: *Touched by her words* I decided, I'm going to marry this woman.
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A little plot twist to this series, don't you think? But below I leave you what you normally expected from this.
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Jaune: Oh… May sent me a Valentine's letter. I'm surprised she would do that. She is so shy.
He opens the letter and says:
I'm too shy for this,
But I can't lose you.
Please come to my bed,
So I can screw you~💋
P.S. Normally I don't talk like that, but Neon told me to write this so I don't lose you to another girl. I'm sorry!
Jaune: *Chuckles while blushing* She's so cute~
Jaune: I'm going to fuck her good.
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby may zedong#may zedong#rwby may#may#jaune x may#rwby jaune x may#rwby jaune arc x may zedong#jaune arc x may zedong#rwby#rwby shitpost#Valentine's Day letters Au
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Random Girl: So tell me about this May. You said she's also into girls?
Jaune: *Happily nods* Yeah! She's also nice, really smart, a super great cuddler-
Reese: *Gestures to her chest* And she's also got these HUGE fucking TITS!
Jaune: *Blushing* REESE!
Reese: Oh, sorry. What I meant to say is that she's "Advantageously Proportioned."
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So Jaune is a good cook. Any of the girls try to join/ help him prepare a meal yet?
"Pyrrha tried..."
"I'm sorry!"
He smirked at her response from the other room. "Weiss either thinks it's beneath her... or she can't cook at all."
"It's the second." Chimed in Jess, who was finally feeling a bit braver. "Here, by the way." The young lantern shifted the potatoes over to him.
"Thank ya."
"Here." The other voice came from his other side, this time from May, who had chopped a few carrots for the stew.
"AS you can see, only Jess and May help. But they don't normally cook."
Jessica of course intruded. "I like your cooking."
"A...agreed." And May conceded with her.
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The character portraits for the first act of my old Grimm Tales fan fiction.
#Rwby#ruby rose#weiss schnee#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#Cinder fall#may zedong#nora valkyrie#pyrrha nikos#fanfic#Fanart#darkesper
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