#and y’all are sadly mistaken

[chrollohearttags]

anyways, I’m so glad I actually have talent and the ability to make fics that make me happy so I don’t have to go around throwing shade at others’ writing because I have the creativity of a piece of fucking lint. So happy I have self esteem and a personality instead getting mine from the internet. Some of you obviously can’t relate.

#lemme just focus on my stories #anybody else can eat a fucking dick atp #idc idc #somebody lied to some of you bitches and told you that bc you write for unpopular characters/fandoms it makes you better #and y’all are sadly mistaken #I know y’all are note hungry but please don’t get mad at me bc you can construct a proper sentence #that’s a you issue and not that of ‘the popular blogs’ #I’m just a bitch on here writing whatever comes to mind m #I don’t be giving a damn abt who likes it or not #it’s not my business #cherry chats 🍒 #but y’all got it #y’all got it fr #and please don’t get me started on how y’all plagiarize from said blogs and then have the fucking nerve to say #‘idk who this came from’ bitch if u saw the hc/names #then you can see the person you stole it from dpmtfo #but if you get called out ur being bullied lmaoo be so fucking fr #and this isn’t a call out #whoever feels hit #holler bitch idc #if it don’t apply then let it fly

[devoureddreaa]

bros the type too.. saturo gojo boyfriend headcannons

y’all..this is my first ever post!! i’ve been thinking bout doing, but i kept pussying out. but, hope y’all enjoy!!! ^.^

— bro is the type to be big spoon most of the time, but whenever he is little spoon and lays on top of you..you can feel your ribs getting crushed.

gojo’s huge, in both height and weight and even you are close in one or both of those areas, he’s still a bit heavier

“turo, get up..you’re damn near crushing me.” you whined, trying to move your boyfriend over by his broad shoulders. but after a few tries you gave up and laid there in defeat.

gojo had asked to cuddle last night, and you both feel asleep like this. you had expected him to move over in his sleep, but you were sadly mistaken. he moved a bit, shoving his head further into the crook of your neck..getting more comfortable then he already was.

“five more minutes..” he muttered sluggishly.

and you rolled your eyes playfully and sighed, preparing yourself for another hour of laying here helplessly

but honestly..you didn’t mind, cause how could you say not to him?

— bros the type to go out and come back with a ton of sweets he got, and he’ll make you eat them. gojo’s gonna spoil you, one way or another!!!

“why’d you buy all of this..?” you looked down into the oddly huge plastic bag that was filled to the brim with different types of sweets. it was more concerning then confusing to you.

he said he was gonna go out to get what you two needed, and gojo comes back with sweets….

“for you, duh!” he smiled pridefully, “now eat ‘em.”

you opened her mouth to object, but remembered that you were gonna have to eat these sooner or later..so, you decided to eat them now. just like gojo wanted.

— bros the type to do stupid things just to hear you get all upset and lecture him about it.

is he attracted to it? maybe. that’s why he’ll purposely hide things in the most bullshit places just to hear you fuss about it.

“where’s the damn remote?!” you had been looking around the living room for the past five minutes for the remote so you could watch one of your favorite shows. a new episode was coming out today and you needed to see, but the thing wasn’t anywhere to be found..

you looked under the couch cushions, behind the pillows, under the couch, you even looked in places a remote shouldn’t even belong.

“lookin’ for something?” you turned around to see your boyfriend leaning up against the doorway with a snarky smirk laying across his face.

you sighed..realizing that he did it once again.

“where’d you put it?”

“ion know.” he shrugged and the shit eating grin on his face grew even bigger when he saw your eyebrows start to knit together. you didn’t know whether to give him the reaction he wanted or just stay calm and figure out another way to turn the tv on.

“saturo.”

“hm?”

alright..the cluelessness set you off. “just give me the damn remote, i need it!” you practically yelled out and pleaded, even with an irritated expression.

the man chuckled lowly, then digged into his pocket and pulled the remote you.

“here ya go.”

“be glad i love you.”

— and on top of that one, bros the type to do stupid childish shit. like say “boo” whenever he comes up behind you, or pull your hoodie over your eyes.

“saturo! get off!”

gojo had gotten behind you and pulled your hoodie over your eyes. you were playfully hitting his hands and arms, your hair sticking to your face and small laughs erupting from your mouth.

“i said you gotta guess who..”

you sighed in defeat, “it’s amazing saturo gojo..”

“that’s right!”

— bros the type to answer the phone so loudly, it’s either on purpose or he does it subconsciously..but either way, he’ll do it.

“hello?!”

you had to immediately revert your phone from your ear after hearing gojo practically scream into it. he does it so often, yet you aren’t used to it whatsoever ever.

“damn, my volume isn’t even all the way up..what are you screaming for.?!”

“oh.” gojo paused for a moment, you could feel the smirk that was growing on his face. “my bad!”

— bros the type to annoy you, but he loves you either way..aaaand you love him even more.

“love you the most.”

“fuck you, i love you more.”

wow, my writing is straight cheeks. bare with me y’all, baaaare with me. but yea, this is my first writing on tumblr..sooo, if you enjoyed and want something else i’ll gladly take recs!! :O (and if you saw any typos, no you didn’t)

#jjk #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk gojo #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #jujutsu gojo #gojo x you #gojou satoru x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo fluff #gojo saturo #saturo gojo x reader #gojo smut #saturo smut

[babybbwstufff]

I met a man on feabie who lived nearby, had a girlfriend but wanted to fuck because I’m his only “outlet.”

some of y’all have NERVE to slide into my dms when you have girlfriends. grow some balls and tell her your kinks. better off that then the poor thing finding out you’re a ravenous feeder who needs a fat person to fuck. also better to live confidently and comfortably in your sexuality.

it also perpetuates fatphobia - if you really think I’m that desperate for any man/woman/gender non conforming person, you’re sadly mistaken. I have standards, and liars aren’t my thing 💖 if I WANT someone, I will do what I want to get it (brat style).

if you have a mrs, please don’t message me. I’m not a home wrecker and never will be. I’m not an “outlet,” I’m a human being ffs.

[munsonology]

eddie wiggles his eyebrows and makes sexy noises to entice you (like growling, purring, and wolf whistling) he also makes the funniest faces fo make you laugh, hes a whole ass goofball and i stand by this!!!

he does the tarzan yell when hes finished with you, and wheezes loudly

hes also like "Gonna fuck you till the sun comes up sweetheart..."

"Gonna make rabbits jealous...after all this fuckin'!"

there was one time he went like "YEEHAW!" WHEN YOU WERE RIDING HIM 💀💀💀

his VOICE OMGGG...his low voice, he can literally deepen it and make you in the mood more, his voice is so kinda like scratchy when he yells, like he sounds like a rockstar singing, and you love it omfg

YES!!! bestie this is so Eddie 😭 he rocks your world but he’s still a nerd at heart! He’s so comfortable around you that he lets his goofy side come out when y’all are together.

The first time he sees your beautiful cunt he makes this high pitched noise like he just found the treasure to el dorado 😭 (he has the Disney movie on dvd and makes a map for you to find it whenever he gets first pick on movie night)

I can see him cream pieing inside you and when you’re at the grocery store he’s holding up a banana cream pie from the bakery like “if Janice thinks her pie is better than mine she’s sadly mistaken”

And when he’s fuckin you from behind he puts a finger on your ass and goes “tsss you’re hot babe” 😭

And he turns his funko pops around when you straddle him! “SpongeBob can’t see your pussy wide open baby. He’s a member at weenie hut jr’s”

I saw a while ago someone compared Eddie’s singing voice to Peter Steele and I haven’t been the same since 😭 also I think he could sound like Eddie Van Halen too. But yeah he uses his voice to seduce you and at Olive Garden. Like imagine if he just discovered this talent and takes you out to eat but he can’t really afford to pay yet so he deepens his voice on the waitress so y’all can dine and dash 😭😭😭

#eddie munson/reader #eddie munson #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x black!reader #fem reader #eddie munson x black female reader #eddie munson smut #eddie munson fem!reader #eddie munson/female reader

[literallyjusttoa]

how did the other siblings of apollo react to apollo going no contact (second song au)?

Ok txny I have to thank you because this question made me go big-brained mode last night and now I got paragraphs for you. I hope you like them lol

Ok, first of all, let me actually let y’all know what the incident that made Apollo leave was. So basically, for years Apollo had been held to an unrealistic standard that he could never achieve. Any failures led to harsh punishments, which worsened Apollo’s quality of life, which worsened his performance in all of the stuff Zeus cared about, and the cycle continues. This all came to a head when it came time to apply for college. Zeus wanted Apollo to follow in his footsteps and study law at his alma mater. Apollo really wanted to make music, but he knew that would never go over well. Instead, he applied to a med school, hoping that the job would be prestigious enough that it would impress his father, even if it wasn’t law. 

Sadly Apollo was mistaken, and Zeus became furious. He began constantly berating Apollo, basically telling him that he was basically going to disown him once he turned 18. Eventually Apollo snapped, and the two of them got into a huge fight one night in front of the whole family. Keep in mind that none of the other siblings knew the true extent of how Zeus treated Apollo. Things got physical, with Zeus pushing Apollo down a flight of stairs, giving him a nasty cut, a serious concussion, and getting him hospitalized. This is the last time anyone in the family saw Apollo. Once he woke up, Apollo refused any visitors, and basically went from home straight to college, refusing to talk with any of his family again. 

As for how everyone felt about it?

Ares: 29 years old, currently an active military member stationed in Texas (for reference, the rest of the family is in California). Ares had already left the state when Apollo went no-contact, and the two of them weren’t particularly close. Ares basically didn’t really care, as he’s already pretty distant from the rest of the family as it is. He visits during holidays and makes nice with his younger siblings, but to Ares it’s all just doing what’s expected of him. If Apollo wanted to leave that behind, more power to him.

Hephaestus: 26 years old, currently works as a mechanic in northern California. Hephaestus is the only other family member that has little to no contact with the rest of the family. It’s just that unlike Apollo, there was no fanfare when Hephaestus left. Living with a physical disability in a house where your mother despises you and the man who was meant to be your father was horrifically neglectful kind of sucks, actually. Hephaestus left the family behind at 18, and has been doing pretty well for himself since. Because of this, he actually doesn’t know that Apollo followed in his footsteps two years later. Who knows, maybe the two of them will run into each other in the future. 

Athena: 30 years old, currently working as a historian in her hometown. Athena is actually older than Ares, as Zeus was with Metis before Hera, and just didn’t tell Hera about it. She lived with her mother for 4 years until her untimely death. After that, she had to move in with Zeus and Hera, which was the first time Hera ever heard of her existence. This is also when Hera was pregnant with Hephaestus. Whoops. After all this, Athena has become a bit of a father’s girl, mainly because Zeus would defend her against her stepmother’s hatred. She doesn’t know all of the details of Apollo’s relationship with Zeus, but her love of her father blinds her to any fault he may have had. The two of them don’t talk anymore for a reason. 

Hermes: 22 years old, currently going through undergrad for a degree in communications. Hermes was really hurt by Apollo’s departure, almost as much as Artemis was. He looked up to Apollo a lot, and kind of thought he was infallible. To Hermes, the whole incident came completely out of nowhere, and he still doesn’t know who to stand with. Torn between his brother and his father, he hasn’t tried to contact Apollo since it all happened. 

Dionysus: 20 years old, currently going through undergrad for a degree in theatre. Dionysus is the opposite of Hermes, and desperately wants to get back into contact with Apollo, mainly to soothe his own curiosity. Dionysus was born after the majority of the family drama, and was only 14 when Apollo left. He’s kind of dropped out of the family emotionally, but he still wants to know how everything went down. Sadly, Apollo did change all of his contact information after leaving the house, so Dionysus is left with a bit of a wild goose chase to do on top of all his college work. 

Thalia: 18 years old, currently a senior in high school, looking to pursue professional archery. Thalia and Jason didn’t move into Zeus’ home until they were pretty old, Thalia being 11 and Jason being 9. This means that Thalia only spent a year in the house with Apollo before he left, and didn’t really know him that well. She mostly just feels bad for Artemis.

Jason: 16 years old, currently a sophomore in high school. Apollo left when Jason was only 10, so he really doesn’t remember that much about him. All he remembers is that Apollo used to drive him to school when Hera was too busy (or just wouldn’t bother) and watch over him while Zeus was at work. If you were to ask Jason what he thought of Apollo before they reunited, he would have said that his brother seemed like a kind person.

#trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #sunny speaks #au #ask #long post #I already liked this au but now it's growing on me even more #side thing: Apollo and Artemis basically took care of Thalia and Jason for a year after they came to the house #because if anyone would parentify their children it would be zeus and hera :X

[oliviqzxz]

Part one of my spiderxreader fic!

You have been born on pandora, being daughter of Jake Sully and Neytiri. Sadly, you were born with a heart defect and you have asthma. You cannot run, play or do anything like the other Sully kids, but Neteyam, Tuk, and Kiri are really nice about it and try to help you cope, especially Kiri. You guys are sisters and best friends. You like your childhood friend, Spider, but you think that he’s out-of-your-league. 

“Kiri… I’ve told you a billion times that he WOULDN'T like me… he would prefer you over me.” You say to Kiri as you guys sit in the sand.

“Noo you’ve got it all wrong. He does like you, I swear! He has told me,” Kiri exclaims. “You should go ask him out!”

You gaped at her. Does she really expect me to have all that confidence? “No wait, I think you are mistaken, Kiri but my low confidence will not allow that.” Kiri just laughed. “Silly, if you want to date him but you have low confidence, then i'll help you!”

Just then, Spider walks in with Lo’ak.

“Oh hey, monkey boy!” Kiri says jokingly as he sits down next to you.

“Oh, shut up, don’t call me that.” Spider says, but still laughing.

“Hi, Spider!” You say to him. He smiles and returns the greeting. But you notice how he looks at Kiri. What if he likes her? You feel kinda rejected at the though. But, Kiri pays no attention to Spider and looks at you mischievously. Kiri whispers something into Lo’ak ear, and after that, they just leave, laughing and everything. Ohh NOO… i know what she is planning. Looking awkwardly at each other, you and spider think of topics to talk about. Finally, Spider says,” So how's it going? Are you getting better lately?” He smiles and looks at you, but you couldn’t help but turn away as you start blushing.

“Oh yea i am getting better. But I still can’t really keep up with yall.” You sighed, wishing you were able to do what you wanted to do.

He puts his arm around you reassuringly. Your face becomes red and you look away, hoping that he can’t see. “Y/n, look at me! Are you blushing or something?” He laughs and shifts so he can see your face. “Just shut up…” you muttered.

Suddenly, Kiri comes out of nowhere behind you, and says,” You know that she likes you, right, Spider?” *Spider starts blushing madly and can’t comprehend anything anymore*

“W-wait… You do like me?” Spider asks. 

“Uhm… yea i do. I’ve been trying to tell you for a long time.” You say. He suddenly takes off the mask and leans in, “Spid-“ you start to say, but you were caught by surprise as Spider kissed you on the cheek. You blush and turn away. 

Spider laughs at you and says,”You don’t have to be that shy, Y/n.”

“Oh, just shut up.” You reply, turning back to look at him.

Suddenly, Lo’ak pops out from behind you two. “AYO WHAT YOU DOING WITH SPIDER?!?! Y'ALL REALLY FLIRTING WIT EACH OTHER?!?!?” Kiri kicks him in the knees, forcing him to shut up. He walks over and kicks Kiri. “Oh, shut up, go away. I have something to deal with right now.”

Lo’ak walks away, clearly disappointed.

“Sorry about Lo’ak.” Kiri says, smiling mischievously. “So… are y’all together now?”

“Omg, shut up already.” You mutter while blushing and looking away.

“Haha, im just joking, y/n!” Kiri laughs

#spider x reader #atwow spider #miles socorro #kiri sully #avatar 2022 #avatar the way of water

[whackacole3]

Your little ego is hurt seeing victims talk about your shitty personalities, isn't it? Bother your small brain to learn about narcissistic abuse before flooding ACTUAL victim support tags maybe? People who deny others abuse absolutely deserve whatever shit representation they get. People's lives are getting ruined and you're here with your "it" pronouns silencing actual narcissistic abuse victims. It's so triggering, i hope the karma hits you like a fucking bus soon. Damn abuse apologist cult.

okay, so if i understand you properly; 1.) you think i’m offended with these silly asks in the slightest??? 2.) you want me to stop using your tags when y’all frequent ours? is that what i’m hearing? 3.) you fakeclaiming the abuse and neglect i went through because i formed a disorder you don’t like, 4.) i’m somehow denying abuse by saying “your trauma is valid and your abuse was real, you’re just using the wrong term”, 5.) transphobia!!! wow. i can’t believe i was transpbobiced on tumblr dot com. odd, huh? 6.) you sent me harm threats for asking to be treated like a human… okay 🤔

1.) i just respond to these asks because i have nothing better to do and i like getting in the “last word” or whatever. i would like to change someone’s mind and open there eyes, but if i don’t, whatever. but still, if you think i actually care or you’ll somehow change my mind, you’re sadly mistaken!

2.) people have been tagging like this for ages. it’s nothing special or unique to me. the day i can scroll through “npd” or “narcissistic personality disorder” without seeing y’all’s posts is the day i’ll stop trying to educate y’all using your own tags. but since that day will never come… neither will my end of the bargain!

3.) this is just… exactly what you claim i’m doing. do you not see the hypocrisy here? i never once said your abuse wasn’t real, just rather you use the wrong terminology for it… yet you come over here kicking and screaming saying my abuse and neglect as a child and teenager wasn’t real? seriously? okay. that makes total sense.

5.) i’m one of the few pwNPD who still have patience for the ones who demonize our disorder and don’t understand it. i always make sure to validate and tell the people reading what they went through actually happened… so you got the wrong fella LMAO

5.) it/its pronouns have existed and been used on people forever, honey. i’m not unique or special for using them. transphobia won’t get you anywhere in life. honestly? surprised you didn’t go for the neopronoun with this little rant. but 🤷‍♂️ it is what it is.

6.) this is just, again, hypocrisy at its finest. i don’t need to explain it to you because you know damn well what you meant when you said it. i’m well aquatinted go online stalking and harassment, so hit me with your best shot.

anyway, hope you’re doing well and obviously feel a bit better because this was emotionally charged. i hope you have a great day! 😊

#cole talks #cole answers #npd #narcissistic personality disorder #narcissistic pd #narc abuse isn’t real #narcissistic abuse isn’t real

[domowrites]

𝚃𝚘 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚈𝚘𝚞 (pt.2)

A Nathan Prescott x reader

TW: suicide & drug use! Also mommy issues

Available on: ➷ Wattpad

A/N authors note!!

OMG I cant believe how much love this story got??? I’m literally all giddy writing this I love y’all sm:(( tysm I appreciate your likes and the time y’all take to read these!!! I didn’t reread this cuz I didn’t wanna edit >:( okay back to the story🫡🫡

sen·ior· i ·tis

/ˌsēnyəˈrīdəs/

noun

an ebbing of motivation and effort by school seniors as evidenced by tardiness, absences, and lower grades.

Oh my god

Rereading your symptoms on your laptop screen made you feel paralyzed like all you could do was read the description mortified,

senioritis was full-on fucking you in the ass.

Let's just pray this doesn't lead to any unwanted pregnancies.

Your room was a pigsty at the moment unfinished assignments were littered everywhere spilling from your bed onto the floor.

You felt helpless like you'd fail no matter what and it didn't help you still don't have a clue about what you were going to write about. All you had in your notebook was

' just steal Donnie Darko's plot she won't know she's old'

This of course would be plan z, but sadly it was your only plan at the moment.

You didn't even get to sleep last night struggling to finish up your overdue assignments.

Speaking of last night you also didn't shower,

looking in your mirror across your bed you realize you still have left-over eyeliner under your eyes. You could've mistaken yourself for a raccoon or your seventh-grade emo phase.

Ready for the mosh pit shaka brah.

Staggering off the small bed, you struggle to keep yourself up, your legs felt tingly like you were stepping on a thousand needles filled with poison but also they were on fire.

Wincing you waddle down to your dorm closet opening it uncovering your daily attire and garments, what to wear...

Deciding to not go anywhere today but study in your cramped dorm room all day, you grab your bathing necessities place them in a bag, and call it a day.

It really was so hard being you.

Ready to go!

Brushing a hand through the tangled mess you call hair you charge your phone finally departing from the comfy home-like room with the shower bag in hand.

Walking down the dorm hallways was always a calm feeling, even with all the commotion going on behind locked doors.

Kate Marsh then pushes past you disrupting your inner monologue, if you were paying attention you could hear a 'sorry!' leave her gloomy chapped lips.

You couldn't but help to feel apologetic for her. You'd comfort her later, right now you had to take care of yourself. Like mom always said,

'You can't pour from an empty cup. Take care of yourself first!'

Who were you kidding,

your mom never said that, the poster you just passed a few seconds ago did.

Placing both hands on the chipped slender doors you shove them open uncovering the shower room.

"...Max selfie, thought she was a badass taking that picture I should've beat her down."

Instantly recognizing what the voice was talking about and who was conversing you gasp. Sure you stayed in your room all day but, rumors spread.

You know Victoria could be a bitch but she totally didn't deserve public humiliation like that.

You were learning more and more about 'Max' against your own will every day.

"Omg are you talking about Max?"

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🕊

.

It was hard to hear because of the loud pitter-patter of water but you make out a 'hey (y/n)' from Taylor you send her a small wave, you loved Taylor she was such a sweet soul and was uber gorgeous. You always had to fight the urge to pinch her soft cheeks and squeeze her,

averting your intense stare from Taylor back to Victoria you note she appeared ashamed, avoiding your gaze which was very odd compared to her usual cocky confident self, presumably because even the new kid knew about the disgraceful selfie.

Victoria then nods verifying your statement.

A little gossip wouldn't hurt, right?

You confided in Victoria she was never rude to you

...to your face.

"She's fucking crazy! Did you see what she did to Nathans's face?"

Making your way to the next available shower stall you close the curtain assuming they got your point.

Victoria then scoffs recalling Nathans's scarred face.

"She's a weirdo with that dumb camera."

Taking off your former apparel you try not to eavesdrop on the girl's conversation

twisting the handle on the wall causing the showerhead to spew.

"I hate the 'im so quirky' crap.

Anyway.

Let's leave the link to Kate's video so everybody gets a chance to see her in action."

Lathering soap on your head you sigh disappointedly in Taylor for encouraging Victoria's insecure behavior.

Poor Kate.

Hearing the girls giggle to themselves they loudly flee the damp room slamming the entrance door behind them.

You quietly hum a small tune to yourself imagining how today would go, it was gonna be painfully boring playing catch up. But that's what you get for skipping school.

Freezing cold water then rushes down your bare un expecting physique.

"Hello?! Water!"

you didn't mean for it to sound so brutal and harsh but you couldn't help it.

It was fucking cold.

"Sorry, I forgot!"

The unknown figure then rushes to turn off the sink, if they were still there by the time you finished you should remember to apologize.

You usually understood when you were in the wrong.

.

🕊️

.

Pleased, feeling clean you hop out of the shower fully clothed.

Foot on the cold school tile, you can't avoid letting out a sigh feeling the warmth depart from your moist body. Making your way to the sink, bag in hand, you proceed to do your morning routine brushing your teeth and hair.

Feeling a gust of wind towards your right you see it's coming from the now open door.

"Are you finally going to class?"

Surprised you recognize that low melodious voice, Alyssa Anderson, you haven't seen her since you started avoiding English class. To be fair you didn't want the teacher nagging your ear off about the project.

Was it finally time to go back? If you didn't you'd be doubling the work you have now.

"I'll text you.."

She nods downcast continuing to her destination.

Was she wishing you'd say yes?

You hated when people had expectations for you, it's not like you owed her or anyone anything.

Annoyed you quickly leave the shower room stomping through the hallways entering your dorm.

You didn't want to talk to anyone, not right now. This was not good for your aura.

Locking your door you take a few steps forward tossing your shower bag aside knocking down a few things off your nightstand, you reach your computer turning it on, and realize it's already on an opened tab.

Why must life be so hard..

Quickly exiting out you go to Spotify which instantly plays a random playlist, out of habit you instantly turn it down, you didn't want to disturb anyone with your superior toons.

Should you go to class?

Considering Alyssa's feelings and your grades you scrunch your eyebrows, you should go to class

You knew that

But you couldn't bring yourself to go.

It was just so exhausting and nerve-racking that you hated being here.

It was almost suffocating.

You hated that your mom moved you here

You hated Alyssa for caring

And you hated yourself.

You hated yourself for not caring enough, for not being a good person and doing the right things.

For being so selfish.

Only your feelings ever mattered not your dad's, not Alyssa's, and certainly not Nathan Prescott's.

.

🕊

.

You were going to class.

You had to.

You slowly walk to your long mirror hastily doing your makeup routine, in a blink of an eye, you were already dressed.

Tossing yourself on your bed you check your phone, four more minutes until the bell. Closing your eyes you lie there a while absorbing the music playing from your speaker it felt nice being alone with your thoughts.

Just pure vibes.

It was what you were used to, I mean your dad was never home and your mom wanted nothing to do with you.

hands dancing toward your pillow you pull out a small baggy,

Just to get through today.

Dragging a cookie in your mouth you instantly feel your tongue go numb

You kept them under your pillow for emergencies. (Which was probably not a good idea now that you think about it)

English class was an emergency.

Right?

You had to text Alyssa before they kicked in I mean you could wait but it'd just take about an hour to

type hey,

Alyssa ˁ῁͓ˀ

Omw:) Delivered

With a sigh, you gloomily sit up off of the cute bed stretching your now popped joints

Yay English

Getting off your bed, not like it was your choice, you turn off the music by closing your laptop

What else did you need?

Grabbing a few pens and notebook you were set.

Unplugging your phone and being sure to lock your door you make your way to class.

It was a peaceful walk to the school or the THC was kicking in, either way, you weren't complaining.

You weren't an addict or anything, you always like to say at least you weren't drinking or doing coke, marijuana was good for the nerves and sleeping, and a little MaryJane never killed anyone!

It's not like you were downing your 5th glass of wine ranting to your daughter, mascara running down your face, how her superhero father was a shit show shrieking

'oh, I should've never married him it's your fault we're still together!'

while said daughter, held the hair out of your face letting you release the bile of vomit

'flush'

No!!

Never that,

Weed made everything better she made you happy, and right now she was the only comforting thing on this planet, she made you feel like the world was in slow motion, at one point you felt time stop giving you a whiplash of deja vu.

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🕊️

.

Pushing the sturdy doors in, the school's cool draft hits your face.

Was it always this cold?

As people push by you rushing to class you slowly move with them checking your phone you realize it's almost time for the bell. Looking back up from the device you make eye contact with the boy from the diner,

Nathan Prescott.

If time wasn't slow earlier it came to a complete stop now, people around you stayed motionless.

Like in those cheesy romcoms when the protagonist sees their soulmate and it's just them in the whole world and they're all that matters, but this wasn't romantic???

You give him a shy smile greeting him with a tiny wave, you should remember to ask for his number next time. Feeling a hard impact on your shoulder you can't help but steer off course stumbling over your own two feet.

Did the town's asshole Nathan Prescott, the one you swore you befriended, just shove you out of his way?

Nah.

Maybe he was just in a hurry?

Avoiding the public humiliation you quickly scurry into the open classroom.

"(y/n), welcome back!"

Shut the fuck up.

You smile at the teacher. well, at least you hope it was a smile, you felt so numb and it didn't help you kept replaying the scene of Nathan shoving you over and over. Like a movie, but this wasn't a movie which made it a thousand times more humbling.

Shuffling towards your seat the bell rings causing the class to instantly go quiet.

Seated next to Alyssa you wanted to talk to her but honestly, what would you say? She probably hates you at this point, she didn't even answer your message and you really couldn't blame her, even if you wanted to.

"Hey.."

She was so awkward, but she was cool. Probably one of the coolest students you've been acquainted with in Blackwell.

You quickly nod your head letting her know you also appreciated her presence.

Facing forward you listen to the teacher's lecture, which made your eyes slump longer the more she talked.

And you bet she talked.

She talked so much.

Being high was so weird to you, but not foreign. Why did people like being high for parties and stuff? It was calming to you but not fun, it felt like having a fever and being extremely tired like time was in slow motion, you moved in slow motion too.

Imagine having time powers?

You'd abuse the hell out of those powers for stupid shit

Like that one scene in open season stupid, you know when they break into the convenience store and eat everything?

Yeah.

sadly magic isn't real this isn't some fairytale.

"Yo, some crazy shit is going down at the girls' dorm! Check it!"

Huh?

Was that voice even real;; it sounded so distant.

Alyssa then drags you out of your bewildered state you both follow the racing stampede to the front of the school's dormitories. Looking around you realize the whole school was here,

but why?

Why did everyone look so frightened?

Looking at Alyssa for an answer you see her shriek pointing up. Noticing Alyssa like that gave you chills she was always so calm and collected, it's what you loved most about her, no matter what she always had a steady head. following her finger, it finally clicks.

Kate marsh was thinking about jumping off,

Kate marsh is going to die.

Your eyes widen, this wasn't real right? You were having a bad trip Kate was probably in class learning right now thinking about church things. She wouldn't jump would she?

Tears building up you realize you only took one cookie,

This was real.

Kate Marsh is going to die because of you because you didn't comfort her in the hallway.

Because you were so selfish.

Hands clamped over your mouth suppressing your cries, you felt so hyper-aware right now.

You could feel every single raindrop hit your skin, and hear every scream for help from friends wanting to save the lost girl.

Then it all goes still not a sound could be heard,

besides kate marsh's lifeless body, smashing against the cold wet pavement below her.

#nathan prescott x reader #domowrites #fanfic #nathan prescott #life is strange #x reader #reader insert #romance #high school #lis #Prescott #self insert #scenerio #asks are always appreciated

[borderlinebeauty]

fuck you. fuck your bitch ass friend. fuck it all. it’s hard to know that even a shout wouldn’t be loud enough. wouldn’t even ripple the tide. I’m hurting. I’m crying. Can’t you see me burning? My breaths rapidly in succession. Can’t you see I’m in distress? I’m falling. I’m aching. But I’ve been sadly mistaken. There is no one to catch me. That’s why I’m so afraid to fall. Hold my own self up tall. Can’t let them see me fall. No one will come looking, so I guess this is for y’all. fuck you. and fuck your bitch ass friend. that’s all.

I call this a poetic rant. I call this survival. 

#actually bpd #borderline blog #bpd blog #borderline personality disorder #actually borderline #bpd #actuallymentallyill #living with bpd #bpd feels #black mental illness #bpd awareness #bpd vent #bpd rant #depressing shit #fp bpd #fav person #bpd love #random rant #poetic pain #sad poetry #sad poem

[talkingtea]

This is for the anon that just post that bullshit about the show will do better without Candice 🙄 I know You Are LYING FROM THE PIT OF HELL!!!!! Girl have several seats you must be a Snow-Barry Fan because No CANDICE PATTON fan will ever say some shit like that😒 first of all THE FLASH IS A DAMN  dump fire!! It’s Trash just like THEM 2 EPISODES!!!!! Whoever THINK THEM 2 EPISODES WAS GOOD OR BETTER IS A FUCKING IDIOT I said that with all the disrespect. And Correction IS Just Been 2 EPISODES NOT 4 🙄 So before you post in this blog make sure have your information right😤 The only reason anybody watch that shit show is because of CANDICE!!! All the only ones that talking trash about liking the show now is the fucking FANBOYS!!! No true fans of Candice & Iris West-Allen will ever say that those 2 episodes was good🙄 I don’t know if you were trying to be funny.. BUT HEHE HELL I DON’T See nothing funny 😒 And I know you are lying talking about An improved storyline, a better dialogue, better costume department and all that. GIRL WHAT!!! 🙄 The Storyline is 🗑, The dialogue is trash 🗑 And The custume department is 🔥 Only Because Candice make everything She wears look amazing.. Ask LA she like to copy of everything Candace wearing does 😛 And you got to kidding me with this right here…  talking about …These four episodes are showing what the show would be like without her and some people are loving it. 🥴🥴🥴 WHO????? Is Loving the show without Candice & Iris only The b*tch ass Fanboys 😒 And apparently you two. So show your face so we can see who is talking all that bullshit being anon.. I am so sick and tired of all the bullshit Candice is going through 🥺 My heart hurts so bad because people like you and all those other hating hoes. Just will not stay in y’all lane and LEAVE CANDICE the hell alone😩 Because Her Fans Are Not Taking This Crap No More.Not On Our Watch!No More slick dissing,No Candice&Iris hating,bashing or racial slurs. It Comes to a end Now!😤 So please do us all a favor and tell those hating ass Fanboys that Enough is enough we are on their ass. The Candice Patton fans is not going to allow y’all to treat her like she not loved and appreciate and taking care of. Y’all are sadly Mistaken. Because she has some soldiers of behind her. So go back and tell them that and make sure you understand as well. Today is a new day and we are not taking no more bullshit from you guys ever again ✌️✌️



🗣🗣🗣

[sukunasbabymama]

When someone tries to make you jealous.

⌗ Pairing: Manjiro Sano (Mikey), Ken Ryuguji (Draken), Baji Keisuke, Mitsuya Takahi, Nahoya Kawata (Smiley).

⌗ Warning: cursing, probably fighting cause Y/N don’t play, suggestive on Mikey's, Mitsuya, and Nahoya’s part, reader talking about snapping necks for her man as she should.

⌗ A/N: uh, y’all chose violence I see because someone trying to get you jealous with those fine men?–

Request.

Manjiro Sano Mikey.

Bonten!Mikey.

You were different from the others, and because of this more times than you’ll like to count people thought that was enough excuse to try you.

But, they have more chance of coming out in one piece trying the leader of Bonten than trying you.

You were both at the VIP of a crowded club with other Bonten members, they had some kind of social gathering with another gang and even though he doesn’t say it out loud, everybody knew that Mikey had a liking for showing you off in the gang world. I’m the one taking this angel home every damn night, or something like that.

Because of this, you don’t waste your time getting jealous or doing scenes, but, you do waste it putting hoes in their place when they have the nerve to think you were just some random girl by his side.

That’s why you sit comfortably on the couch and keep your conversation with Rindou Haitani even when a girl comes and forces you to move so she could sit between you and your man. You let a laugh out.

“I know you saw my girl at my side before you force yourself between us, move,” Mikey says and you look at him slightly surprised because he doesn’t indulge in useless stuff like girls fighting over a man.

“But daddy!—” The laugh you let out was loud enough to even make Sanzu sit straight. Oh, now you mean business.

“Up,” You say in a monotone tone while standing up, she looks at you with confusion. “Miss, if you want me to snap your neck right here I’m okay with that, I’m just doing you a favor and taking you outside so your blood doesn’t stain the floor of my damn club.”

The color drained from her face and when Mikey stands up and walks to you she takes the opportunity to get the hell out of the VIP. You look at him and he raised an eyebrow.

In front of everybody, he gets closer till your nose are touching, slides his hands from your thighs, to your ass, and squeezes it without breaking eye contact.

"You are the prettiest when you're claiming me," He says and you try to let your head fall to laugh but he forces you to maintain the position.

"Is that so? then, why don't you show me how proud you are of that, hm?" He bites his lips and without missing a beat he starts to walk you out of the club.

Sanzu jumps out of his seat, knowing he has to drive his boss home as soon as possible.

Ken Ryuguji Draken.

Bike shop owner!Draken.

If it wasn't for his tattoo and his resting bitch face, your man could easily be mistaken as a monk, because the patience he has is astronomical. Sadly for him, you not just like to be confrontational, but you also like to get physical when it comes to stopping the disrespect towards you or yours.

You were writing in a notebook all the things your boyfriend needs for the shop for the next month while he was in front of you sweeping the floor.

Two girls get into the shop and eyed him from the bottom to the top, you smile softly. Yeah, he does that to people.

“Hello love, can I find car parts in here?” One of them says and you raise an eyebrow because love? Car parts? It literally says ‘bike shop’ on the front.

“No, I’m sorry ma’am, we don’t work with cars for now,” You say politely and Draken walks behind you and starts looking for a card of a friend that does work with cars.

“Uh, I asked the hottie here,” She says and you smile sweetly.

“And his wife answered you, take it or get the hell out of my shop,” Draken froze by your side and looks at you.

“What a ru—”

“As rude as you coming into a goddamn bike shop to ask about cars in hope that you can get into this man’s pants, want me to describe to you how they look?” You feel Draken’s hand clutching onto your overall, silently telling you to stop.

When the girls were out he forces you to stand in front of him and looks at you with a serious but soft stare.

“Is that what you want?” You frown confused. “I was waiting to be sure but if that’s what you want I’ll do it right now.”

“Kenny, what are you talking about?” He leans till your forehead touches his.

“To be my wife, say yes right now and we’ll take the rest of the day free to go look for the ring,” You open your eyes in shock and then gave him a little smile.

You nod, giving him the answer.

Baji Keisuke.

You weren’t a confrontational person Baji begs to differ, it’s just that you match your man’s energy because, the way that mf acts when someone hit on you—

You were riding around the city with him, hugging him tightly and letting him take you wherever he pleases.

Just when he stops at a red light a group of three girls was passing in front of you and they stop when they see him, you smile proudly because you know how the resting bitch face combine with his long black hair looks. Amazing.

“Daaaaaamn boy, can I get your number?!” One of them shouts and both of you laugh, till she keeps going. “Ditch that bitch and come have fun wit—”

“She’s not a bitch, that’s my girl, watch your mouth,” He says politely, and you roll your eyes while hopping out of the bike and walking to the girl.

Without saying a word your fist flies to her face with such force that she gets knocked off just from that one. You shrug and turn around, seeing that Baji has parked the bike by the sidewalk because the light was green already.

He is smiling but you’re not.

“Bab—”

“Don’t talk to me with your dumb-looking ass,” You say walking and he smiles.

“What the fuck did I do?”

“Since when Baji Keisuke is so motherfucking polite? I should knock your ass off too,” You say and he pulls your hand till your chest collides with his. “Let me go”

“Is that what you want?” He’s having the time of his life, one because he knows you’re not mad, he’s all yours, and two because this usual little cat and dog game makes his days better.

“Yeah”

“Yeah?” He teases while leaning to your face.

“Yeah”

“Want me to let you go like this?” He wrapped his arms around you without letting you pull your face away.

“Yes, let me go like this,”

He laughs and kisses you, not even knowing what the fuck happened with the girl you put to sleep.

Mitsuya Takashi.

Designer!Takashi.

You love your husband, you really do but you can’t stand his calm personality sometimes. Not because you were a jealous person, but because him not taking the matter in his hands makes people think that they have a way into your marriage.

They fucking don't.

You were accompanying him to a small runaway in where he made two of the outfits they were gonna present. You were acting as his assistant giving him materials so he could adjust anything on the models.

Everything went pretty good till a model, one that wore his outfit got closer to him and put her hands on his chest.

“Ayee, designer! Let’s go to celebrate your exposure tonight,” He smiles politely and shakes his head, taking a step back. “You and me!”

“Oh, no, I’ll like to go home,” He says lifting his hands to show her his ring, but she ignores it.

“Nah, come on, it will be a couple of drinks and that’s it, I promise!” She giggles and then her tone changed to a seductive one. “If you get wasted I promise to help you get home~”

“I’m sorry, I have to go home with my wife,”

“But she doesn’t have—,”

“I know damn right you’re seeing his damn ring so back the fuck up before you get smack the fuck up,” You say stepping in front of him. “Let me know if you’re going to ignore the black eye I’m going to give you if you don’t leave my damn husband alone.”

You started to say another threat when Mitsuya put you on his shoulder and walks you till y’all were away from everybody, when he put you down you try to walk but he didn’t let you and pinned you on the wall.

“I am your husband, why are you mad?” He asks in a sweet voice.

“I know you put effort into not being rude to people but a person harassing you in front of your damn wife is enough reason for you to—”

“I don’t want to,” You raised your eyebrows and he gets closer to you, looking at your lips as if they were one of the seven wonders of the world. “I prefer my feisty wife showing everybody that I belong more to her than to my own self,”

“Let’s get home quickly,” It’s all you say starting to drag him.

He let you do it with a satisfied smile.

Nayoha Kawata Smiley.

Ramen shop owner!Nahoya.

I think this mf actively tries to make you jealous, but he can’t. The only person he never gets jealous of is his brother, but then, he’s defensive around any person that gets close to you so he wants you to be like this or at least to explain to him why you’re not.

You were counting the money for the day while Souya was cleaning the tables and he was sweeping the floor when a girl enters the shop, and he sees his opportunity to try you.

“We are cl—” You were interrupted.

“We are almost close but I can still take your order, how may I help you?” He says with his usual smile and you silently giggle.

Souya looks at you and you shrug.

Nahoya goes through all the trouble of making the girl some ramen, but it was okay since it was his turn to make dinner for his brother and you anyways, he just made a bigger portion.

When he put everything in front of her is when you go to the back of the shop to look for some old receipts that you need.

When you where bend down in front of the desk of his office he slides his hand from behind and hides his face on your neck, you let the hand that isn’t holding the receipt slide up to the back of his neck, trapping him back, he hums while swaying you both softly.

“You never get fucking jealous, should I be worried?” You laugh and push your ass back because you couldn’t punch him in your position. He tightens his grip and groans really softly.

“Why would I?” You say cocky, forcing him to let you turn around, you sit on top of the desk.

“Aren’t you scared of me leaving?” He asks in the same cocky tone.

You grip his shirt and pull him down till his face was inches closed from yours, you slide your tongue over his lips and then bite his lower lip softly. He groans.

“Why would I be worried about my man talking to a person I don’t even know their name? It’s me who you take home every night” He leans to kiss you but you lean back, and he keeps going till you are leaning back on your elbows with him between your legs. “I don’t have to be worried about you leaving me when you are capable of killing for me. That’s not something a person that can easily leave is capable of”

His smile grew. Oh, now he knows. And you have a point.

#☽. kk writes #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers fluff #tokyorev #tokyorev headcanons #baji keisuke #manjiro sano x reader #tokyo revengers sano manjiro #manjiro sano #draken fluff #tokyo revengers draken #draken x reader #baji x reader fluff #baji keisuke x reader #tokyo revengers mitsuya #mitsuya x reader #takashi mitsuya #nahoya x reader #nahoya kawata #tokyo revengers nahoya #tokyo revengers smiley

[royalelusts]

ran haitani scenarios that plague my mind 25/8

black reader implied but open to everyone

i mentioned this not too long ago but redying his hair for/with him

his arms around your waist, chin propped on your stomach, eyes closed while your hands are in his hair

if you don’t know how he’ll teach you even if you mess up

cause let’s be honest, even with messed up hair he’s still hot

“ my pretty baby treating me so well ”

sir shut up and make out with me😐

speaking of making out, this sly fuck-

takes every opportunity to kiss you

it’s not just your lips either

AND MFER SHAMELESS WITH IT TOO

will make out with you in the middle of a restaurant cause “you just looked kissable”

his hands always find their way to your waist??

hand/arm on the small of your back whenever you two are out

makes you walk on the inner part of the sidewalk too

he may be a heavenly king but he’ll be damned if he can’t make you feel safe with him

mm when you teach him how to wash your hair properly????

his hands make your scalp all nice and tingly

and he’s not heavy handed

combs out your hair all nice and shit

y’all i love him :(

got y’all matching bonnets/durags/scarves just cause

he still teases you though

especially if you’re shorter than his lanky ass :/

you will never know rest

did you think being taller than him means he leaves you alone?

sadly mistaken

omg the soft moments!!!!

imagine you’re just laying/standing there

minding your business

when all of a sudden his arms slide around you and he whispers “hey pretty/handsome” all soft and tired in your ear

im ascending

side note but rindou absolutely adores you

this ain’t about him though

ran cant see himself living without you

like you’re his star

ugh just ran haitani :(

this went a lot longer than i anticipated but👩🏽‍🦯

🏷: @potoostuff @bakugo-th0t @sscarchiyo @babydaddyleorio

#✰—writes!!! #ran haitani fluff #ran haitani x reader #tokyo revengers fluff #tokyo revenger x reader #ran haitani x black!reader #tokyo revengers x black!reader

[cestcirque]

Quick Daishou.

These doodles are just a stream of consciousness y’all, if you think I’ve figured out my own art style yet, you’d be ✨sadly mistaken✨

#idk i like doing these quick and messy like charcoal #haikyuu!! #daishou suguru #my artwork

[diavolosthots]

Ahhh I've been waiting so long for your requests to open again ! this may sound oddly specific but could you please do GN!MC going back to the human world then into highschool , but their parents are gone and they need someone to go with them to the parent teacher conference ? Demon brothers ofc. you can do MtL or teams if you think their reactions will all be similar. Thank you !!

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THE MENTAL IMAGE OF LUCIFER PRETENDING TO BE YOUR DAD GIVES ME JOY

THE BROTHERS pretending to be MC’s parent for parent-teacher conference

Lucifer:

And if you don’t think he won’t take his role as your father 100% seriously, you’re mistaken. You best not be failing any classes MC. If he hears one bad review from your teachers he’ll scold you and you’ll think for a moment he’s actually your dad. Hell, he even had his glasses and best business suit on. First impressions and all. “Don’t let me catch you slacking, MC. A good education is important and you’re not going to turn out like Mammon, living off of my money.” “Lucifer!!!” But honestly it’s just so funny to see. If you have trouble with any of your teachers though, and it’s legitimately not your fault, he’ll rip them a new one and they’ll treat you with the utmost respect from now on. 

Mammon:

So besides the fact that he is your second to worst choice for this, he also just doesn’t even try. He’s showing up in his regular clothes and chances are, he doesn’t look much older than you. “Sir, why do you look so young? This is a parent-teacher conference. You’re their brother, at most.” “Eh?! I’m older than the sock yer wearin’!!!” Oof. Yeah, don’t expect too much out of Mammon. If anything, he’ll turn this into a comedy show and you can’t catch your breath anymore from laughing so hard. Good luck. At the very least, you’ll find some humor in it. 

Leviathan:

Let him get this straight: You want HIM to act as your DAD? Your PARENT? Have you MET him? Oh but you’re literally his bestest friend and he’d do almost anything for you and sadly, that does include this. He’ll even put something nice on and get out of his sweats and gamer jacket! Sadly, that doesn’t erase the awkwardness, though. He’s kind of embarrassed to compliment you so every time your teachers ask “how are they doing at home? Everything good?” Levi’s like “err… yah…. Uhm… you know… studying a lot…. And…. very responsible… yeah.” And that’s the most he can get out. 

Satan:

Like father like son. Him and Lucifer both take this very seriously but Satan expects absolute perfection from you. He may play your dad but you better be the child given to him by God himself. No unexcused absences. No missing assignments. No test grades below an A. You better be a star student and if he even as much as glaces at a B or a failing grade, he’ll tear you apart in front of the teacher. “What did I tell you about studying? It’s because you’re always on that damn phone!” Okay, Boomer. Of course, all of this is meant in light heartedness ALTHOUGH he WILL lecture you if you are failing classes once you get back. 

Asmodeus:

Y’all thought Levi was gonna be the worst choice but WRONG, it’s Asmo. Although he looks pretty decent and is super respectful, the fact that his voice is so high pitched and he could pass as a 14 year old if he really tried, makes your teachers not respect him back. Don’t even start with the constant flirting. “Asmo he’s married with kids!” “So? A little affair never hurt anyone!” For legal reasons: he’s joking. He also always finds a way to make it about your teacher’s skincare routines???? Like?? “Mrs. Smith you wrinkles are showing… is it because of the stress? Never have kids is what I always say!” 

Beelzebub:

He’s… awkward… but he’s trying! Never would he have thought he’d be a dad so young but damn he’s trying. He put on his best outfit that didn’t make him look like he just came from a funeral/wedding, and he’s smiling and answering all the questions perfectly, although he did almost eat the pictures of fruit in your foreign language class, almost…. “Sir are you okay?” “Yeah I’m just hungry.” “Did you not eat before?” “Not enough…. I had only 60 Big Mac Meals.” Never…. Never take him back…. The teachers are still weirded out. 

Belphegor: 

Oof okay so here’s the thing: he’s trying. He really is. It’s just that all your classes are boring and why do you even need to know these things? As someone who’s learned these things first hand from the people that discovered them, he can say that 97.33% of all the stuff you’re learning right now is useless. “Excuse me? Are you drooling on my desk?” “hm….? Oh you’re still talking….? Sorry, your words were just so slurred and drawn out…” “I’m just talking normally???” “exactly.” Try not to laugh I guess but also… you can’t really blame him. 

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #cheys headcanons #asmodeus obey me #belphegor obey me #mammon obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #beelzebub obey me

[maginxlia]

Starring Yuji, Megumi and Chōso As Baby Fathers the Sequel

Rated R

Contains Foul language and Suggestive themes

Megumi and Yuji some grown ass Men in this.

Director’s Commentary: Thank y’all for the love and support on my last Headcanons, I appreciate y’all so much and I’m very grateful! Also y’all can send asks or whateva, No pressure tho! btw I’m in no way a professional writer or English major so there might be Errors. Hope y’all enjoy ✨ B/N is for Baby Name

Itadori ( oops my bad Babe! I think we’ll be amazing parents tho) Yuji

If Y’all on Good Terms

Mans BIG SURPRISED and elated

Hugging you and shit

Pure excitement at its finest

If you think for one second this man is gonna miss one appointment well sweetheart you’re sadly mistaken

He’s there for the first appointment smiling all goofy, holding your hand talking about I can’t believe I’m gonna be a dad Y/N!

Biggest hype man ever like every outfit you wear he’s whistling and calling you sexy doesn’t matter how big you’re getting, He’s a fan and he’s gonna call you beautiful, Sexy or both

Wants y’all to move in together ASAP

Works his ass off to get y’all a beautiful place for y’all small family

Takes parenting classes and Read hella parenting books

Also learn how to give bomb “omg Yuuji where you learn this?” massages

Cooks and bring you food

Stays up all night with you if you can’t sleep

Barely has any flaws except a big one ….. Sukuna

The nagging and bitchin the king of curses put poor Yuuji through 🤦🏾‍♀️

Anytime Yuuji do anything nice for you, Sukuna is bustin his balls talking about “ Brat you're a dumbass taking care of a child that isn't yours and wasting OUR time on this shit”

They have come to a "agreement" that Sukuna can Say whatever he wants to Yuuji BUT he better be on his best behavior in front of Baby and You.

Yuuji Putting the crib together while y'all got studio Ghilbi movies playing on his laptop is Perfect

Talks to your belly telling your child about his day and how wonderful their beautiful mother is

Picks out soft names for baby that sounds so delicate to hear

Your water breaks when y’all was heading out for a day of fun and Yuuji Grabs your bags while gently consoling you as he rushes you to the hospital

Is holding your hand through the birth and giving you words of encouragement, mans is hiding it well but he’s Scared, Anxious and most importantly EXCITED TO MEET YALL BABY!!

Cuts the umbilical cord and patiently observes the nurses tending to Baby

When he’s finally holding y’all baby he’s grinning like he won the Powerball lottery ( In his world he did)

Mans Cries when he has to leave for work

Imagine: Yuuji unlocking y'all door and Quietly taking off his jacket after working late again, He's very tired but the moment he's sees you on the couch waiting for him, he gets all the energy he needs. How is the loves of my life doing? Yuuji gently asks as you yawn and stretch “ahh perfect”you softly say with a smile. Yuuji then proceeds to take his shower, Eat and join you in bed for much needed rest but he's wide awake two hours later waiting for B/N to let out their soft whimper before they start crying for their meal, Yuuji Gently walk to B/N room while softly humming as B/N calms knowing their father is there. Yuuji softly talks about his day as he warms a bottle for B/N. He feeds them, Burp them and proceed to rock them to sleep while telling them stories he learnt from his grandfather. He loves these small soft moments between B/N and him.

Whenever y'all go out B/N and him is wearing matching outfits

Really tho this man dedicates his life to y'all new family and would happily die to insure that B/N gets to live and grow up

If Y’all on Bad Terms

Mans is going to try his hardest to be in his child life

Pops up at all the appointments and try to support you with all his being

Is heart Broken when you don’t want him around

Is constantly trying to reassure himself that it’s for the best

Finally one day he just visits you and ask what the hell did he do wrong and the only answer he got was that he has such a unstable life and environment.

Heart break 2.0

He knows you’re right because he’s constantly dealing with Sukuna but damn did it hurt the fuck outta of him

Depression

He’s no longer so cheerful

Megumi and Nobara is his support system

He sends money and baby stuff to you with letters attached about how he wants to be in his child life

Is there to visit His baby when you give birth and he signed the certificate too

Is happy asf when you allow him to spend time with B/N even if supervised

Qt little family dates together

The only thing is y’all not together

He’s knows that nothing good last forever but he’ll be damned he’ll be the one to push his makeshift family away.

Fushiguro ( Well shit. I’m not gonna leave you because I don’t carry a worm around) Megumi

If Y’all on Good Terms

Megumi was shocked asf to hear you was pregnant but he was hella happy

Comes to your appointment quiet as a mouse when a cat in the house

Silent small smiles

He’s quiet but he won’t jet on you

Because he study’s the book of what would Fushiguro (Deadbeat) Toji do? King Megumi do the complete opposite of what the book says

He’s hell bent on being a good father

He has made the mistake of Asking Satoru (I got the hoes cause I am 1) Gojo for pregnancy advice and it ended with Gojo Going “My dear boy when a man and a woman love eachother very much they knock da boots and in 9 months Da child is born😊”

Secretly goes to parenting classes

Suggest moving in but he’s not gonna force you to but he spends all his free time with y’all regardless in y’all living together

Holds your hair when morning sickness strikes

Cooks, Clean and tend to your needs when you’re not feeling like it

Got all the women at your birthing class drooling cause “he’s so mysterious”

Putting the crib together while Lofi music is playing in the background

Demon dogs guarding you when he can’t be around

Rubs your belly when he sleeps at night

Mans is very fucking protective

Never leaves your side when y’all out

Got name suggests and non of them is stupid

You wake him in the middle of the night talking about “ Gumi I think the baby is coming” he’s up and at em with your bag in a minute, holding your shoulders as he walks you to the car talking about “it’s gonna be alright babe you got this”

He’s besides you during the whole birth he didn’t leave your side to sit down or get food

After 14 long hours your baby was here and when Megumi finally got to hold them all he could utter was “Woah”

B/N is beautiful and He couldn’t hold back his tears

He swears on his life that if any harm comes to his child he’ll destroy everything responsible

Gojo is calling himself the youngest Grandfather ever and Megumi is okay with it

Demon dogs guarding B/N room at night

Really chill family moments

Mysterious Father and his Mysterious child

Reliable King

If Y’all on Bad Terms

Megumi is gonna seem like he's chill about you excluding him from your pregnancy but his emotions is slowly building up

Comes to your doctor appointments so he can stay informed about his child

You can date someone new, it's not like he's worried about a relationship with you.

He just want to be in his child life that's all

He sends hella money

He keeps receipts of everything he buys his child and a diary of his feelings

Won’t force his way into y’all but he will fight for his right

He's at the birth and he's signs the birth certificate

Holding B/N while he keeps the tears at bay cause he's just so tired

Y'all have agreed for him to spend time with B/N on the weekends and the moment you don't show up... Man's is pure livid.

He shows up at your place and when you open up the door he straight tells you his feelings “ I've been very tolerant about how you didn't want me around for the pregnancy of our child and I didn't say shit to you but I be damned you deprive our child of their father. Do you understand what our child is going to go through without their father in their life? Do you even care? You will not paint me out to be a dead beat when all I ever done was try to give my all”

That was the moment he realized he's taking you to court for his visitation rights

Comes to pick B/N and he’s acts friendly towards you

Mans never calls you out your name, he's a respectful king.

Fully dedicated father meaning he’s not gonna date anyone who’s gonna disrespect his child

B/N is the numbah 1 priority in his Life and he’s let everyone know

B/N is his life regardless if you're his love or not and that’s real talk💅🏾

Chōso ( My whole being Belongs to Our Unborn child)

If Y’all on Good Terms

You come to him with a positive pregnancy test and the man is slightly confused for one second but realization strikes him HARD, He’s Gonna be a Dad! Mans big Happy

Every appointment he’s there besides you smiling all giddy

Keeps every sonogram image

Provides everything you ever need

In fact he’s there for you 100%

Voices his insecurities because he want to be a perfect father for y’all child

Frequents Parenting classes, Forums and support groups

King of Scrapbooking

His Scrapbook has Your positive Pregnancy test, Sonograms and pictures of your growing Belly, He also write little snippets of how he’s feeling doing the times.

Learns how to perfectly prepare your favourite meals

Protective King, He doesn’t want any harm to come to you or Y’all unborn sweetheart

Always giving you compliments about how beautiful you are and how grateful he is for having you in his life

House was baby proofed before your fifth month

Rubs lotion on your legs if you need him to

Massage game on point

Walks behind you with his hand supporting your back

If you put yourself down he will build you back up

Remembers everything from your birthing classes

When it’s time for you to give birth he’s there with you the whole damn way

Leaves only while they’re running tests on B/N and he returns with a bouquet of roses for you

Weeps when he first hold B/N, They’re just so beautiful🥺

Baby whisperer

When B/N is crying he can tell what’s wrong

Imagine: Choso walking in after running errands all day and B/N has been wailing nonstop since he left. You are exhausted and you tried your best to get your poor baby to stop crying but they wouldn’t tbh you didn’t call Choso sooner because he deserves a break But here your man is with food for you, “Hello My love I see our darling sweetheart has been keeping you busy, I got it from here” he softly says as he kisses you on your forehead. After making sure you was comfortable he gently held B/N who stopped crying the moment he picked them up “My sweetheart your dad is here so don’t fret anymore, I see what’s bothering you” he whispers you want to me to sing your favourite song to you while I rock you? Okay your dad got you but please don’t stress your mama like this again sweetheart”

Can perfectly swaddle B/N and change their diaper in less than a minute

Is happiest when he’s around you two

Will kill for y’all

Also trust Yuji around y’all

Wish his brothers could see his beautiful family

If Y’all on Bad Terms

His heart is shattered

He cannot comprehend why you don’t want him around and it’s destroying him

Depression and him become close friends until Yuji give him comfort and words of strength

He shows up one of your appointments (He only known about it because you slipped up posting your business on Your insta stories )

He bring flowers and jewellery With him hoping that you accept his gifts and forgive him enough to let him be involved in your pregnancy

But you don’t and he’s lost as ever

Slowly sends money for baby

Document how he feels and how much he loves unborn B/N

He want your child to know at least he tried when they are older

Comes to the hospital with Yuji when you’re about to give birth

Wait for you to give birth and have your time with B/N before he comes in to hold them

Wept when he held B/N for the first time

Signs the birth certificate ASAP

Tries his best to spend time with B/N but is constantly denied

Has a picture over his bed of B/N

Only truly get to know y’all child when they are old enough to understand the situation

Still is amazing father to them

Dedicates his being to y’all child

Will give them the world If He could

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I don’t have a title for this one. It’s simply a mess...

***THIS HAS NOT BEEN THROUGH A TYPICAL EDITING PROCESS; ALL SHORTS ARE ROUGH DRAFTS***

Sav and Dem were on their way to pick Savannah up from Anne. Chi was still in bed sleep when he left. They partied until four in the morning and didn’t stop once they got home. It was almost three in the afternoon now. Sav was the happiest he’d ever been, and Chi seemed like it too. At the beginning of their marriage, he didn’t think they would make it. There was a lot of arguing and past mistakes being thrown towards each other. They went to therapy for a short while and it helped a lot. Mostly Chi, because Sav had done things to her that he knew fucked her up emotionally and some mentally. Her forgiveness was vital for their relationship to succeed. Dr. Pie continually told Sav he needed to stop dismissing his wife’s feelings and own up to all of his mistakes.

Over time her advice proved true. Sav realized when he held himself accountable then apologized, Chi would almost immediately become more submissive. That was a big problem in their relationship too. She didn’t want to let him lead the household and responded to him aggressively all the time. However, after talking to Lake, his brother gave him so great insight as well. Do you ever see Avery talking to me like she a nigga? She’s submissive because I give her the space to be a woman, without making her feel less than in her moments. Chi get extra masculine when you not doing what she need or talkin’ down to her. They nigga mentality kick in and it’s versus you instead of y’all verse the problem. Stop trying to put her beneath you. That ain’t no bitch you fuckin’, it’s your wife. 

Lake and Avery set the tone for what Sav thought husband and wife should be because they were just so in sync with one another. They did their own thing, in their own little world. In the first half of marriage, every time him and Chi did something the other didn’t like, they compared. Sav wanted what his big brother had, and Chi wanted what she saw Avery fall in love with over and over again. Avery and Lake told them both to find their own couple style and stop jacking their shit. 

“Remind me to go get Poppy some more of them surprise egg jawns.” 

“Them things ain’t nothing but expensive easter eggs filled with dollar store shit, bro.” 

“I know but my princess love them. She be so surprised when she opening them, happy about all the bullshit inside.” 

“How Melody?” 

“She ard,” Dem shrugged. “Nicole back on her bullshit…but I’m movin’ on it different this time. Something in my spirit just not sittin’ right no more.” 

“For real?” 

“Mhm, I need to see what I’m missin’. I can’t be everywhere no more. Got all these fuckin’ kids.”

“I ain’t wanna say nothing but you is wylin bro,” Sav laughed. “You a good dad though, Dem. Can’t nobody take that from you, Ion care what your past look like.” 

“Seem like everybody else do,” Dem mumbled but Sav heard him clearly. 

“Who? Fuck them! Ain’t nobody perfect out this bitch. I still don’t believe what that hoe sayin’. A muhfucka gon’ have to come with video evidence on you to convince me and even then, I be like ehhh, that ain’t my brother.” 

“Sound like Lake when he clearly seen Wreck on tape and told the cops, nah, that ain’t my brother. I don’t know who that crazy nigga is.” Dem couldn’t even get it all out fully before cracking up right along with Sav.

“That’s how you stand with your family. Fuck what anybody else say and I’ma keep it a bean with you, even if it was what it was…” Sav shrugged. Nobody should’ve expected anything else when it came to Dem. 

For the past year, Sav and Dem did their best to focus on what they had going on individually instead of turning back to the world they liked to live in with just the two of them. It had to change for the sake of Dem’s mental health and who Sav needed to be as his own man. They leaned on each other way too much. Lake was proud of them for doing their best at putting other things than each other first. Sav however still didn’t give anyone else room to say shit on Dem and he didn’t want to hear anything either. He and Chi had it out one good time, he even let her express some foul shit she felt about his brother then they put Dem as an issue in their relationship to rest. 

“Why Wreck car here?” Dem pointed to their brother parked in the driveway with no shame. 

“This nigga been shackin’ up with Anne, bro. I ain’t say shit cause he tryna be quiet about it. Ion know what this nigga got goin’ on with her ass.” 

“Bro, he really into it with this old ass lady?” Dem laughed, getting out the car.

“He was here the last few times I came, like real lovey dovey.” 

“Lovey dovey?” Dem scrunched his face up. “Nah, not my brother.”

“See for yourself.” Sav used his key unlock the door and Savannah was in her walker moving a mile a minute. That gave him hope she’d eventually walk on her own. “Look at my Banana! Go momma, go!” 

Savannah smiled big crashing into them, reversing into the dining room, going around the table and then back to her daddy and uncle at high speed.

“I keep tellin’ you, y’all be worried for nothing,” Dem said, picking his niece up, kissing her chubby cheeks making her blush. “Just gotta be patient, she perfect, bro.”

“Mm…it’s just you,” Anne said, coming out of the kitchen with a robe on looking freshly fucked. “Hey Dem baby, how are you?” 

“I’m good, wassup?” 

“Nothing, making your crazy brother some lunch,” Anne responded sounding like a proud girlfriend. Sav turned to Dem with the I told you so face.

“She thick as fuck though,” Dem took another glance when she walked back to the kitchen. “For a hoe her age, you gotta give her points for the body alone. Damn!” 

Sav went up the steps flagging Dem to follow him. They held in their laughter, creeping towards Anne’s bedroom. Savannah was right along with them not knowing what the heck going on. Sav opened the door to find Wreck sleep, stretched out like he lived there. He had an empty breakfast tray next to him and everything. 

“Bro…” Dem whispered. “This nigga not serious. Here, hold Banny.” He gave his niece to Sav then hopped on top of their brother. Sav was hyperventilating. 

“What the fuck!” Wreck started whooping his ass. He didn’t know what was going on, his first reflex was to fight. Dem was windmilling to get free. His brother was strong as shit.

“So you wasn’t you gon’ help me?” Dem finally got away, staring at Sav’s dumbass holding onto the wall with Savannah on his side silently dying. 

“I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe yo,” Sav had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard. “Bro, why the fuck you jump on him? He fucked you up.”  

“Y’all niggas play too much!” Wreck said, getting up in the nude. “What the fuck if I woulda shot your stupid ass?!” 

“Aye nigga!” “Sav covered Savannah eyes. “You don’t see my baby?” 

“Oh shit, my fault Banny.” Wreck put the cover over him. “Go take her to her room.” 

“Look at you sounding like her uncle step grandpop,” Sav said loud as hell and Dem hollered. “Wreck what the fuck is you doin’ my nigga? Why are you up in here like you pay the bills?” 

“I’m mindin’ my fuckin’ business that’s what I’m doin’.” 

“He’s pays for more than my bills. Why are y’all in my bedroom?” Anne appeared at the door with her arms crossed.

“Because our brother in here. What you doin’ to him? Ain’t no way that pussy…Daddy sorry baby,” Sav kissed his Banana’s forehead. “It ain’t still juicy like it was in seventies to have him like this. She puttin’ period blood in your food, bro.” 

“Sav, what?” Dem ain’t never heard nothing like that before.

“Yea, I know all the bitch tricks. You had spaghetti in the last few months Wreck? That’s usually how they disguise it.”

“Nigga you trippin’,” Wreck laughed. “For real, get the fuck out.” 

“So this your house now too? You gon’ let him put me and your granddaughter out Anne?” Sav would not stop and Dem was cracking up.

“Why don’t you just tell them?” Anne directed towards Wreck. “It’s not like it can be hidden forever.” 

“Tell us what?” Dem asked, looking between his brother and Anne.

“I’m pregnant.”  

“See…” Sav pointed at Dem then Wreck. “See! What the fuck I say?! I been tellin’ you!” 

“Nigga, you ain’t tellin’ me shit! Both y’all get the fuck out!” 

“Come on, Sav,” Dem pulled him out the room. He could tell their brother wasn’t happy about that news at all and Sav would’ve kept on going. 

They both sat downstairs dumbfounded. Wreck didn’t move like this or hadn’t in a very long time, so it was surprising. 

“You think Lake know?” Dem turned to Sav. 

“I got a better question, why would Wreck get her old ass pregnant?”

“The fuck do we really care for though? I can’t say shit in the matter, I’m fucked up too. If he like it, I love it.” 

Anne and Wreck’s arguing could be heard clear as day. She was yelling at him about always trying to hide their relationship while Wreck kept saying it wasn’t one. 

“But you always the fuck up in my house when it’s convenient for you!” 

“I ain’t gotta be in this shit! Who be callin’ who?”

“You are not going to stress this baby out of me! I know that’s what you want!” 

“That’s some fucked up some shit to say!” 

“Banana,” Sav turned his daughter around facing him. “They always be arguing like this when you here?” he asked her, and Savannah just stared at her dad. 

“Now y’all got this bitch started,” Wreck said coming down the steps. “You think I wanna hear this shit?”  

“Well you gonna hear it!” Anne shouted from upstairs. “Call me a bitch again!” 

“Bitch!” Wreck tried his luck. Dem and Sav were inconsolable. “See, I’m that type of nigga, you sure you wanna have a baby with me?” 

“I don’t need you for shit! Thank you for my miracle baby, you can go! If you think I’ma put up with the bullshit at my big age you are sadly mistaken!” 

“Yea, ard, say that now then be sending me thousands of texts and crying on my voicemail like you always do.” 

They continued going back and forth which told Dem and Sav one thing. No man stayed, continuing to argue with a woman they were only fucking. This obviously wasn’t the first time either. 

“But you come running, don’t you? Please stop acting like this is one way!” 

“Anne, get the fuck out my face with this stupid shit.” 

“Come upstairs, Wreck, you showing off in front of your lil brothers like this shit cute! I’m not no young bitch you gon’ do anything with!” 

“What? Ain’t nobody gotta put on for them but you! You gon’ use this muhfuckin baby to make you think you more than what you are to me.” 

“What am I then?” 

“My lil mature ass freak.” 

“Fuck you, Wreck! Disrespecting me like this while my grandbaby is here!” Anne’s voice cracked a little. “Get the fuck out my house!” 

Sav and Dem waited for what they knew was coming. Wreck looked at them then blew his breath going back upstairs.

“I knew it, I knew it.” Sav shook his head getting up. “Let’s go nigga.” 

By the time Sav strapped Savannah in the car and prepared to leave, Wreck was coming out the house followed by Anne who stopped at the door. She said something to him, and he had the ard, shut the fuck up now look. When they watched him kiss her, they knew their brother was about to have a baby with his niece’s grandmother.

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