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[diavolosthots]

I'm not leaving. I took this week off to kind of step back and reevaluate both myself and the situation. Someone suggested therapy to me, specifically for anger management, but I don't have the money for that and my insurance doesn't cover that. Instead, I'm trying other things such as exercise and painting to keep my nerves/emotions low. Still, thank you for that suggestion and although I can't do actual therapy right now, I am doing something.

I also came to several conclusions after just sitting and thinking this week: I know what I did was wrong and I sincerely apologized for that several times and it's up to the people whether or not they want to accept it. Most people made up their mind and nothing I say or would do will change that. I'm not transphobic/acephobic/LGBTQ+phobic, although some people will continue to think that I am based off of headcanons/posts. I'm not mad about it and I'm still taking the consequences as they come. Going off of the headcanons part of that, I tried to be inclusive in my writings because I wanted so badly to represent everyone and I was genuinely excited to be entrusted with requests like that throughout the year. However, trying to be inclusive with everything and everyone did more harm than good and I apologize for not educating myself more during those times that certain headcanons were posted.

I came to the following solution for that after discussing things with a few people: I am deleting them off of tumblr, but saving them in a document for when I have gained more knowledge and done better research on certain topics such as, but not limited to, gender-questioning (I believe the better term is gender-dysphoria but do correct me if I'm wrong), being any part of the LGBTQ+ community, and some mental illnesses, and only when I have done the proper research will I post them a new with better and more insight to those topics.

With that being said, I'm also not taking requests for those again until I have a better grasp and understanding of those topics mentioned above and I will delete any requests that I still have in the inbox that pertains to any of those things. I know that that won't stop any hate coming my way, but it's a start. I'll go through those tonight so if anyone wonders why certain things are disappearing, that's why.

I am always grateful for the people that spoke out and corrected me in a kind manner because it allows me to grow and become a better writer, and person. I got quite a few messages from people that were kind enough to lead me in a better direction with understanding and kindness. On the other hand sadly hateful posts do not do that and from now on I feel compelled to block anyone posting these. I hope this way a case like the one from last week won't happen again and I'll just continue to do my thing, which is writing. Thank you to everyone, especially if you took the time to read this.

#Obey me #Admin

[diavolosthots]

I do sincerely apologize for the broccoli/carrot comment. I do not apologize for attacking that person.

I want to apologize to any of my transgender followers that saw that and i know for a fact i was in the wrong for going that far. It was not okay on my end and i will accept any consequences! 100% i am taking accountability for that.

EDIT:

I deleted the post and reported and blocked instead. I know what I said wasnt right and it was my emotions getting the best of me. I do apologize and once again i will accept any consequences because i do deserve them. 100% i will promise to do better in the future. If any of the transgender community still follow i would sincerely like to apologize to you. Youre not obligated to accept it, obviously, but i will do better in the future.

I apologize to everyone, sincerely. I know it's not much and i dont expect anyone to accept. From now on reporting and blocking is what i will do instead of engaging. I promise I'll do better.

Thank you anyway and thanks to everyone who came to my defense, not about the pronoun part, but the issue of harassment. Thank you.

Edit 2:

This apology is for everyone but it is important to note that only the trans obey me community can really accept it, since they are the ones most affected. No person that is not trans should accept this apology because it is about THEIR feelings. No one else's. So to all the trans people in obey me: I'm sorry. I really am. I WILL do better. And to all the cis/straights in obey me: please understand where they're coming from and stay out of this, please. This is between me and them and no one else has the right to accept this apology BUT them. Thank you.

#admin #obey me #obey me shall we date #i really do feel terrible #i let my emotions get the best of me #and i shouldnt have

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How would the MC go around to getting close to Lucifer? Like just a normal MC without like powers from an ancestor that was an angel and stuff. Like a normal human MC coming from the human world just trying to get close to Lucifer. What could they do to get him to actually pay them some mind that isn't work related? Would he actually let them hang out in his office at all? Could they be humorous around him? ..bribery? Would he even consider getting into a relationship with them at all?

Now this is gladly something I'll spend my Tuesday thinking about

LUCIFER and how ‘normal’ MCs can woo him

Let’s be fucking honest here, even if you’re not ‘normal’ and possess some type of power, it’s hard to actually woo him. God, you could be made out of pure gold and diamonds and he’d find a flaw in you that keeps him away. 

I hope you have some time because this will take a while 

But fear not! Not all hope is lost! 

With a lot of patience, some bomb ass personal qualities, and a non-judgemental heart, you can at the very least make it to be his friend. 

First things first, don’t, under any circumstance, stand up to him right away. Don’t give him an attitude and try to put him in his place on day #1 because that will, most certainly, not end well for you. 

Let him believe that yes, he IS the mighty first born and that he has instilled some kind of fear in you. Worry not, that act will be dropped after a while. 

Show. Respect. Always. 

If Lucifer says jump you must ask how high, where, and what time. 

That last part was a joke, but do make yourself readily available for him. Offer your service and although he WILL say no at least 5 times before he’ll even give you one piece of paper to look over, do not give in. 

“Fine. Here, read over this for me and correct any errors.” 

It’s a start because now you’re at least in the same proximity as him. 

GET ALONG WITH HIS BROTHERS, especially Mammon and Belphegor. Mammon because he’s Lucifer’s favorite and that’s no secret, and Belphegor because he’s definitely the toughest nut to crack out of the other six. Also it shows that you’re determined and Lucifer likes that. 

Be kind. Offer your help to him, yes, but also offer your help to the others. “Here’s a napkin Beel; there’s sauce on your chin.” “Oh that book you were looking for, Satan, I think it was on the second shelf.” “Do you need help understanding that text, Asmodeus?” 

Do not, under any circumstance, try to be a ‘boss ass bad bitch’ or any of the like around him. It won’t end well, and if anything, he’d probably think you’re an insecure nobody and trying to hide that fact. 

Seem helpless, even if you aren’t. Lucifer has that ‘knight in shining armor’ complex so please do ask him for help as well. 

A simple “Lucifer, I don’t understand this assignment. Can you explain it to me?” Will get you a LONG way. 

Respect Lord Diavolo. Never be disrespectful. As a matter of fact, if you become friends with the Demon Lord, your chances of being closer to Lucifer are immediately higher. 

If you’re silly in a subtle way, you immediately get bonus points. 

I’m talking about things like not realizing your hair is standing up or that you accidentally mismatched your socks, you know?

Maybe get a little sassy. Not with him, but with his brothers. Not badly so but a simple “You’re about as bright as a blueberry, Mammon.” “Maybe if you would get your head out of your pillows and into some books, you wouldn’t be failing classes right now, Belphegor.” Oof. That mild sassiness is hot to him, you know? 

Once he’s somewhat comfortable with you, you can allow yourself a joke at him as well. 

“Do you always look like a vampire Lucifer or did you forget what century we’re in?” 

Be prepared for an odd look at first but he will chuckle. Hell, he might even come back with something. 

“I know you find my looks rather charming, MC.” If you’re really lucky, you may even get a smirk right after that. 

Otherwise, let him come to you. Be available to him, yes. Help him, definitely. But never ever run after him 24/7. Before you know it, he’s texting YOU and asking YOU for help, or if you need anything. 

Oh! And… 

There’s no shame in being a little shy, maybe borderline naïve… homie is hella into that. 

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #cheys headcanons #obey me lucifer #lucifer x mc #lucifer obey me #lucifer avatar of pride #obey me lucifer x reader

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hi lovely! hope ur doing well 💕💕 so excited that ur requests are open AHH!!!

but how would the brothers react to MC denying their kisses as a lil prank to see their reaction? [got inspo from this tik tok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMePw8TLe/ if you wanna see] I imagined some of them would be a bit desperate and thirsty like the guy in the vid hehe.. not sure if u done the idea before but I thought it'd be fun!!

this is my first request for anything here so I hope I did it right ahh love ur writing btw and hope u have fun with ur requests!! 🥳🥳

I cannot put into words how much I absolutely despise that tiktok trend and I'd slap a bitch if they tried that on me. But anyway welcome to the blog! 🎉

Warning: slight NSFW

THE BROTHERS reacting to MC denying them a kiss for a tiktok prank

Lucifer:

First of all, he despises that app with a passion and he despises it even more ever since you made it a point to pull him into these ‘trends’. Do you think he has time for this? The only trend he somewhat enjoyed was the iced coffee one. You know, where they make that foamy milk or whatever it was, and only because he loves coffee. Anyway, the minute you lean in to kiss him, he’s ready. Talkin’ about hands tightly on your hips, pulling you closer, ready to meet those cute little puckers and then-- nope. Absolutely not. 

“You have two seconds to come over here and finish what you started and if you even think of posting that video I’m not only taking your phone privileges, but I most certainly will take your orgasm privileges.” 

Mammon:

He’s a sucker for kisses. He’s also a sucker for tiktok, but he’s mainly on car tiktok and *gasp* shocker, baking tiktok! That’s right, he finds baking videos to be super interesting which is both weird and kind of cool; maybe he’ll pick up a few recipes and make them for you! Anyway, he’s about as excited as a puppy when you come over to kiss him. “Hell yeah babe, come here so I ca-- HEY!” and then you don’t ??? What kind of bullshit??? 

“MC come back! Get yer ass back here!!” 

Leviathan:

This boy daydreams about you 24/7 and he feels so lucky every time he has the chance to talk to you, to hold you, and especially to kiss you. He gets super flustered every time, too, and he does these silly tiktok trends with you because they make you happy. Secretly, he hates them and he wishes they’d just stay between you and him but he also doesn’t want to dictate your life. Anyway, when it looks like you lean in to kiss him, he’s already flustered as all hell and his eyes are squeezed shut tightly, awaiting impact. And then it never happened. And he’s even more flustered and embarrassed now, especially since you’re laughing. 

“Oh… heh… of course you wouldn’t… my mistake.” 

Satan: 

Satan is in the same boat as Lucifer except that he will search tiktok for cute cat videos and cute cat videos only. He’s completely oblivious to these trends because he could honestly care less. He’s done the savage one with you before and only because your ass looked mighty fine in it, that’s it. However, he watched you set up your phone before you came over to him and thus he knows this is some type of prank. So, when you lean in to kiss him, he’s actually the one pulling away with a grin and pushing you away. 

“Can’t prank the prankster, kitten.” 

Asmodeus:

Oh he loves that app! He’s done about every major trend on that stupid app and his account has a couple million followers. It’s both sad and fascinating how obsessed he is with those videos, but hey, at least someone other than the people he already knows can stroke his ego. Anyway, he’s already seen this trend and he’s waiting for you to pull it on him, but before you could even lean in he’s already laughing like crazy, leaving you confused. He ends up stealing a kiss anyway before moving over to your phone and waving into the camera. 

“Oh dear… did you mean to post this? We should do one for my account, too!” 

Beelzebub:

Bless his soul. He only recently discovered food tiktok and he swipes away as soon as he sees a video that isn’t food related. Looked like a chocolate covered strawberry, is actually a kissing exercise = swipe! Honestly it’s precious how he’ll spend hours on there. Sometimes he goes onto the workout part of tiktok too and does some new workout routines but it’s mainly just food so Beel didn’t see it coming when you pulled the prank on him. As a matter of fact, he’s rather hurt when you pull away from the kiss and a big pouty lip will form. 

“I won’t force you… but I was really looking forward to that. Can I have one?” 

Belphegor:

You think this demon has time for tiktok when his sleep routine is at stake? He hears you scroll through the videos sometimes but he could honestly care less about all of that. Every once in a blue moon he’ll ask you to pull up some cute puppy videos but even that is rare. Anyway, when you lean in to kiss him, he has already gotten his eyes closed and is awaiting the sweetness that is your lips. And then they never come. And then he sees the phone in his face and he gets mad, taking it from you and throwing it across the room before pulling you on top of him. 

“I knew there was a reason I hated that stupid thing. Kiss me or that phone will stay broken.” 

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #cheys headcanons #asmodeus obey me #belphegor obey me #mammon obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #satan obey me #beelzebub obey me

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Hello my queen ~ nice to know you reopend the request. Can i request about NsFW fic? Mammon borrow Lucifer's laptop and when he try to open homework video, Mammon mistook his video and Lucifer's private video (Lucifer and F!MC nsfw video btw) in front of Diavolo.

U can make it humor or just nsfw is ok, im fine with everything you write :D

This whole request sounds like a rollercoaster and i am here for it 😂

Warning: NSFW, video files, voyeurism

Private Files (MAMMON X DIAVOLO, LUCIFER X GN!READER)

It finally happened. It’s finally gotten to the point where Mammon was forced to do a presentation on all of the assignments he missed because of whatever reason that may be. It was gigantic, too. The video was about two hours long, but that wasn’t even the worst part: he had to present it to Lord Diavolo and get official approval before he could ever get his grades back. The last part would be fine if it weren’t for the fact that this was RAD related and not for fun. Whatever, it gave him a reason to visit his secret lover, or that’s at least what he tried to tell himself. All he needed was Lucifer’s laptop, because of course the first born needed to see the video first. “I won’t allow you to turn in a mediocre video, Mammon.” is what the guy had said, so Mammon just ran and grabbed the computer so he could get this over with. 

Personally, he thought he did very well. He stood in front of that camera and explained every concept in great detail, thanks to the very real threat of being strung from the ceiling with Cerberus’ mouth chomping at him from below. Lucifer truly was a sadist and because Mammon really didn’t want to meet that beast’s teeth, he put his all into it. Hell, he even got praise from the first born! Do you know how many times Lucifer gives out praise? Once in a century, and that’s if you’re really lucky. It does ease his mind a bit because if Lucifer likes it, Diavolo is sure to like it and maybe, just maybe, his lover will give him a little reward for all the hard work he put in. 

“Oi, Barb, I’m comin’ in.” The butler didn’t even have a chance to stop Mammon, or announce his presence. Honestly, Mammon is surprised that the Butler hasn’t kicked him out yet because this isn’t the first time he just barged into the castle like that, which makes him believe that Diavolo might’ve told his trusted servant about them. No harm done, it’s whatever. “My Lord is waiting for you in his office, Mammon.” Of course he is. The guy is always up there as far as Mammon is concerned. Seriously, does the future King even remember what his Kingdom looks like outside of his own 2457 walls? “Thanks.” Mammon practically sprinted up the many steps, out of breath once he reached the top and then speed walked to his office, knocking once before barging in as well. 

“Come i-...” Diavolo didn’t even have a chance to confirm the welcome, being greeted by Mammon’s grinning face and triumphant hold on Lucifer’s laptop instead. “Mammon. I was waiting for you.” The Prince was smiling, of course, seeing as it’s been a while since he last saw his favorite brother. Don’t tell Lucifer that last part. “I know. I was held up by yer butler.” Yes, he’s blaming Barbatos for standing in the door and costing him 2.76 seconds. Diavolo only laughed and scooted back, patting his lap for Mammon to sit down in. “Sit. Let’s look at this video of yours. Maybe if you did good, I’ll give you a reward.” Ugh, the sexual tension that man can bring to him was always overwhelming for Mammon and he couldn’t hide the blush that was beginning to spread over his cheeks. 

“Ya always gotta go ‘n’ say stuff like that…” It was mumbled, but Mammon sat down anyway, placing the laptop of Diavolo’s many papers before wiggling in his lap purposefully. Diavolo let out a playful growl, pinching Mammon’s hip before his arms wrapped securely around the second-born. “Show me.” Sorry, Mammon is still caught on that growl that was definitely sent straight in between his legs. “I uh.. Yes.” He quickly shook his head, silently cursing the demon for having such an easy effect on him. He opens the laptop, cringing at the picture of you and Lucifer on the home screen. Although he’s happy for his brothers, and you dating him is definitely a bonus for everyone, he still doesn’t want to see you two be all lovey-dovey all the time. 

“Okay, here ya go.” Mammon opened the file with a grin, leaning back against Diavolo and watching with pride as the video loaded. He just knew the Prince would be proud and enjoy it just as much as Lucifer, if not more, and Mammon was certainly looking forward to that reward. However, it didn’t take long for either of them to realize that Mammon’s video did not start out with “Ey yo it’s me, the Great Mammon!” and it was instead filled with your very vocal moans of “oh Lucifer!” instead. His eyes were fixated on the screen for a while, watching as Lucifer took you from behind, your hair held tightly in his hand to keep your head back while his hips connected with yours. 

And as much as this was wrong, and Mammon knew it was wrong, he couldn’t help but keep watching, although his face by now was beat red and Diavolo wasn’t saying anything either. “Tell me what you want, Darling.” Your moans were still echoing off the walls of Lucifer’s room and right into the camera. Apparently you didn’t give him an answer quick enough, though, because the next thing that happened was Lucifer’s hand connecting hard with your rear end and Mammon jumping in Diavolo’s lap, which made the demon very aware of the Prince’s erection pressed up against his own ass. 

“I… I’m sorry that’s… that ain’t mine I--” “I can see that. Leave it on.” Mammon’s head whipped around so fast, his eyes wide in shock at Diavolo’s words. “What?! Listen, I know ya watch porn and shit but that’s---!” But Diavolo only chuckled, moving his own hand around to cup Mammon’s bulge. It’s definitely from your sounds and those sweet moans are still ringing in his ears, but now Diavolo’s also got his attention and Mammon is a little confused. “It’s just like porn. I bet you that if you wouldn’t see the visual right now, only listen to the sounds, you wouldn’t even notice who it was.” True. Mammon can’t even deny that. More often than not he just listens to audio anyway unless it’s something really, really good, which he rarely finds. Diavolo’s eyes had a glimmer of playfulness in them as his hand moved forward to turn the computer around; no visual. 

“Listen.” But Mammon couldn’t. Your moans were still ringing in his ear but he was also too painfully aware of Diavolo’s erection and the hand that was palming his own. “I’m sure your video was fine… and I’m really bothered now, so I’m giving you a reward anyway.” and honestly, that’s all Mammon could hear: reward, reward, reward. And Diavolo’s rewards were always so sweet… He found himself leaning in, trying to kiss the Prince but Diavolo merely let their lips touch before he pulled back with a chuckle, still rubbing over Mammon’s bulge.

“You know… Lucifer is such an amateur. I do believe we could remake that video a lot better.” 

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #mammon obey me #obey me lucifer #mammon avatar of greed #obey me mammon x diavolo #lucifer avatar of pride #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me lucifer smut #obey me lord diavolo #nsfw #nsft #video files #voyeurism

[diavolosthots]

How about

MC can be whoever the fuck people want MC to be. They/them, she/her, he/him, carrot/broccoli

Like fuck off. MC is whatever the fuck you want MC to be.

"Obey Me MC is gender neutral so They/them and just hate it when people call MC she/her"

#sorry but these whiny ass bitches #mc is gender neutral becaude people should decide #jesus fucking christ

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Their account isnt even official on ao3 so i dont care about exposing them

Beg, falcon boy, beg. Maybe then I'll consider your stance on things.

#admin #beg on your knees you fucking wimp #come at me again #ill just write more crack smut #obey me

[diavolosthots]

This is a special fanfic going out to all my haters and the people that think they have some type of power over fanfic writers:

✨suck my coochie dick you cute little leeches✨

Warning: crack smut

Nerd Boi ( SATAN X GN!READER)

I'm not even gonna bother with a gif let me know what you guys think of our little nerd boi.

He was just the nerd. The weirdo with the books and big glasses that make you question twice whether there’s a set of eyes behind those glasses or if it’s just a goldfish blowing bubbles straight into your nostrils everytime he speaks. Sometimes he’d take off those glasses and you’d see something akin to a viper’s eyes, glowing in the dark and staring straight into your soul. The whole act of it had your soul on fire, though, and you found yourself drawn to him. Nevermind his beast form that doesn’t quite match the rest of his being, his essence. There was just something animalistic, something that caught your wimpy human brain off guard and made him follow you blindly, and God he loved it. 

He loved how easy it was to get you to follow him, anywhere really. He could flick his tail toward your dripping waterfall and make you cum in your pants right now, and you’d still be on your knees with your tongue sticking out, drooling on his second-hand italian vegan-bison-leather shoes. It makes him laugh too “what even are you? You look like moldy food. Maybe I can make you look a little tastier.” He was chuckling as he said it, his viper eyes narrowing and a long, dragon-like tongue darted out to lick it’s way inside your nostrils, reaching all the way to your brain and stimulating it’s slimy surface. You moaned out in ecstasy, reaching your hands toward his pants to pull out his massive schlong, easily the size of a calf’s leg, which ended up slapping your cheek and leaving a thick imprint on your dirty skin. 

“P-please… nerd boi. Let me taste your book-slobber.” By now your arousal had pushed through your pants, leaving a nice imprint on the fabric but his schlong whipped right through it, tearing the piece of clothing and slamming you into the ground. His wet tongue pulled out of your nostrils and wiped over your face as his sling buried itself inside your hole. Your eagerness made it so easy too and he was laughing as you slammed yourself down on him. By now, his massive length was stuck in between your insides and twisted your organs so sweetly that you could ignore the blood dripping out. Just a little more. 

“Ahhh! Nerd Boi!!” His giant load of nerd cum had filled up your insides, replacing the flow of blood as his long dragon-like tongue pushed into your mouth and down your throat, pulling the sweet ropes of cum back up so you could taste it. “That’s it. You’re my sweet little cumdumpster. Take my nerd sperm and become the lead incubator for my nerd army!!!” You barely comprehend what he was saying as his cum oozes out of your pores, leaving you in a mess of nerd-boi-cum while your body shook and begged for more. He was still cumming inside you, your belly expanding with his thick seed as spawns emerged from his nerd-boi seed. You are forever the nerd incubator, bound to ner boi for life and the only thing you can think of is that long tongue down your throat and his viper eyes as he rips your organs apart in with swift movements of his giant schlong.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #shall we date satan #satan x mc #obey me satan #satan obey me #satan avatar of wrath #obey me satan x reader #obey me satan smut #nsft #crack smut

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My favorite comments ever come from ao3 where people tell me the "sex is unrealistic"

As if we all arent fucking fictional demons in our heads

With various kinks

Including drugs and inflation

I wish you could just.... Move on from fics you dont like? "Next" and the scrolling thing you can do with your fingers is *amazing*

#admin #the funny thing to me is #that they didnt even leave constructive criticism

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Diavolo running his fingers through my hair and telling me about the Devildom with my head in his lap. That is all.

#too many thoughts in my head #but thats the one that im trying to cling to #admin #delete later

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Fuck. That.

I'd fight God and get a dishonorable discharge of being tossed into hell.

During a fight you discover that the Gods plan to take you down with the destruction of the world. You decide to sacrifice yourself to save the world and the last thing you hear is your lover screaming your name

[diavolosthots]

Friendly reminder that you're worth more than a back up plan, thanks.

#know your worth kids #lol #youre either a main bitch #or no ones bitch #dont downgrade yourself to a side bitch #admin

[diavolosthots]

Hey Queen! Beautiful Queen whom I love and adore! <3 It's me! Your bitch! That bitch! I was just thinking like, some wholesome Belphie is very much needed everywhere and for everyone. Like, MC is feeling super cuddly and stuff and they go to Belphie and it's just super fluffy and super cute, and really sweet - @belphies-cuhm-sluht <3

I scrolled until I found your request because I know you need it and I hope you feel better soon, cutie @belphies-cuhm-sluht

Cow Pillow (BELPHEGOR X GN!READER)

It used to be that sleeping your life away felt almost like a sin, like it wasn’t allowed. There was a time for sleeping and there was a time for doing things and out of 24 hours in a day, only eight could be spent resting or you’d feel guilty. Maybe it’s the work drive in you or maybe it’s the feeling of endless guilt that makes you feel like you have to prove yourself by doing things, more things, and definitely things done better than by others. Maybe it’s also because too many people called you lazy throughout your life so you vowed to never be lazy, somewhat neglecting your own self to prove to others that you were worth it. Who cares if you suffered, as long as everyone else was happy with you, right? 

But throughout the years you found loopholes in that. They’re not even loopholes, but to you it makes more sense, and it makes you feel less guilty, rather than outright admitting that you like being lazy. These loopholes range from things like “I have spring allergies so I need some more rest…” to “well, it’s technically not due until the 25th…” to “People deserve love and affection and cuddling is my preferred type. It’s necessary to be loved in order to function.” All of these are valid all on their own, and yes, all of them are considered valid reasons, but it still makes you feel guilty admitting that, so you call them loopholes. Life’s loopholes to make you feel a little less shitty about something that’s, in all actuality, completely normal. 

Today’s ‘loophole’ however, was actually something new to you, kind of. It was rainy and storming; the perfect weather to kick back and just relax. Maybe read a book so you couldn’t call yourself completely lazy. After all, reading does challenge the brain and as long as you’re stimulating some part of yourself, whether that be mental or physical, it’s okay, right? It totally counts. But you also had someone with you that’s… the complete opposite of you and he lured you in. He lures you into the deep depths of laziness that you’re unsure you’ll ever be able to get out of once you’re in them. It’s almost creepy how he does it, too, without even lifting a finger. Without a worry in his mind. Without… trying. 

Belphegor didn’t care what people thought and somewhere, you admired him for that. He made it seem so easy. So what, he sleeps for 36 hours straight and no one bats an eye. If they do, he just avoids them. He doesn’t even pretend to give them the time of day and he’s explained it to you many times before. “Why would I worry about people I will never have to deal with, ever? Now that’s tiresome.” and it made sense. It would be tiresome to constantly think about how other people view you, don’t you think? Belphegor himself is hated by some, neutral for many, and loved by few, but he doesn’t care. The few people that love him, love him a whole lot and that’s all it takes for him. Maybe it’s also easier for him because that’s his avatar. Maybe. He does wonder how you do worry so much, though, because to him, that is crazy. 

He actually made it a point to influence you as much as he can just because you’re almost as bad as Lucifer when it comes to getting stuff done and besides the fact that it’s, in his eyes, annoying, he also doesn’t want someone as interesting as you to end up with Lucifer. What’s that supposed to be? Wanna-be dad and step-parent? The last thing he needs is for the person he’s interested in to call him son. No thank you. Anyway, he made it a point to enter your dreams and drag them out a little bit (a lot) longer than they’d usually have. The small “oh my God I slept through my alarm!” that he heard the first few times had him laughing, but also thinking about how adorable it is. “You worry too much…” is what he’d mumble in his own sleepy voice. 

Now it’s gotten to a point where he openly talks to you in your dreams and you willingly drag things out with him, but when you try to do the same in the actual world? He pretends to be asleep. Not because he doesn’t like talking to you, but he just feels more comfortable when he’s somewhat in control and can remove himself from the situation if need be, you know? That’s why he keeps his distance. He did openly admit that to you, though, and that’s fine. At least you know where he stands and that he doesn’t hate you. However, today you just… you just can’t wait until you fall asleep and until he enters your mind. It’s raining outside and you feel somewhat lonely. You’re in need of company and he’s your favorite type of company, even if you mainly hang out together in your mind. So today, you decided to just go into his room and join him. The worst he can do is say no, right? 

But he didn’t even do that. As a matter of fact, he didn’t even realize you entered until you stood in front of him and in all honesty, he didn’t even fully register that either. It’s more like… he realizes he’s not alone but he’s also not awake and he definitely doesn’t care enough to open his eyes. “Hm?” You were already whispering his name, explaining awkwardly that you just needed to cuddle. “Cuddle…” he just repeated the last word, rolling over onto his back and for a moment you feared he didn’t even recognize a thing you just said. “Okay… come here then.” “Hm? Are you sure? I can leave again Belphie…” Maybe you should take this day to do something productive? Everyone else will already be lazy so one person should do something, right? 

“Yes, come here. Lay down so I can lay on you.” He’s still not opening his eyes, only scooting back for you to join him on his bed and then waiting. You can either join or leave again and he doesn’t really care which option you choose. Except he does. He just won’t admit it if you choose wrong. “O...okay… yeah. I’m already here.” And you really, really would like to cuddle with him, after all. You laid down beside him, carefully, trying to respect his boundaries but also trying to remember that he did want to lay on you so should You lay on your back? “Oh… oh yeah okay this is fine.” You couldn’t even ask him because the minute he felt the bed dip, he moved back closer to you and curled into your side, placing his head on your chest and wrapping his arm around you. 

“Is this okay? Belphie?” He only hummed in response, nuzzling into you, and you carefully wrapped your arms around him too. It felt nice. Really nice, and you found yourself relaxing almost immediately, although you did blame it on Belphie more than anything. He does have that calming effect on people after all. “You’re better than the pillow, but…” You looked down at his head confused until you felt him shift, his face buried deep in your chest now while he tried to keep his horns away from poking you. His tail swayed behind him for a second before wrapping around your waist right beside his arms. “That’s better…” you looked at him, poking his horn for a moment before laughing. How is this better? How is this comfortable? Can he breathe? He must be breathing otherwise he wouldn’t lay like this, right? 

“You worry too much…” “What?” How did he know? You weren’t even asleep yet. He chuckled, lifting his head a bit and smiling at you, eyes still closed. “I don’t need you to be asleep in order to be inside your head… stop worrying so much. I know you want this.” He put his head back down right after, his whole body relaxing against yours and for a moment you wondered if this actually happened. “Belphie… I just…!” “Yeah I know. You want this but you worry about not doing enough. Just shut up already, okay? You, of all people, deserve to relax and what better way to relax than with me? Just ssshh… go to sleep. I won’t let you leave until I decide that you have rested enough.” And by that he means… you’re stuck with him on top of you until the next day has come and he’s thoroughly convinced you took some time for yourself. 

“You’re so silly, Belphie…” But it also felt really, really nice to have someone that seemed to care so much. And he does. He cares a lot. And he wishes you’d be more like him, in a sense, but then again… he’d just keep you with him at all times and make you his new cow pillow. It’s not like that’s going to be an issue, though, right? 

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #belphegor obey me #belphegor avatar of sloth #belphegor x mc #obey me belphie #belphegor x reader #shall we date belphegor #obey me belphegor x reader

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If one more sugar daddy comments on my shit I will fucking send them the egging fanfic.

#admin #i swear to god #do i fucking look like #homie looks like the farted out version of Danny DeVito

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Someone on reddit just said that Belphegor is into scat and i think that's enough internet for today

#theres certain kinks #that arent kinks #theyre just screaming at people ti get psychological help #scat is one of them #sorry not sorry #admin #obey me #belphegor obey me

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My philosophy teacher is the best hands down

He loved my satanism paper so much that i got 15 extra points 😭😭😭 115% baby let's fucking GOOO!!!

#admin #im just celebrating myself #it was a pretty fun paper to write

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As a woman who's 5'8 I refuse to HC them as shorter than 6'0 ft in their regular forms and at least 6'5ft in their demon forms lol BUT this confession is valid as hell

#but i hate shorties #so i refuse to write them shorter #unless its character x character #then one of them is bound to be shorter #idk why im even writing these tags #i just wanted my voice to be heard