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liyazaki · 7 months
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#rare purely gratuitous breakdown incoming#is anyone else suddenly hanging on by their last remaining thread or is it just me?#people are being massacred#every hour brings another unconscionable horror#meanwhile#i’m dealing w/ a human crisis on a much smaller level (but serious) at work#& it involves people who are extremely underserved & out of options#we’re doing our damndest to fill in the gaps where the pathetically dismal social services in this country are failing#but we also have to enforce policies for everyone’s sake#all while we’re running on a skeleton crew & the issues keep mounting#i’m taking on as extra responsibilities as i possibly can b/c my staff are working their asses off as it is#i’m reaching a point where i want to jump ship#join the soulless us corporate landscape for self preservation#which feels selfish as *fuck*#i wanted to do good work- meaningful work#but we’re not equipped to help these people#it’s becoming harder & harder not to lapse into full-on nihilistic resignation#& to feel like it’s all an exercise in futility- drowning people trying to save drowning people#& all this- & all the suffering & uncertainty i see in my country in general#while countless people across the ocean who i’ll never be able to help are dying#& i know tomorrow will come (one way or the other) & this won’t always feel like this b/c it can’t#but this is one of those rare times i feel scraped clean- nothing left to give#i’m tired to my bones- full up w/ grief & guilt#& all i want to do is weep under the covers & wake up to a not-nightmare world#that only seems to take & take & take#personal#mor rambles
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patriciahaefeli · 4 years
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A Cautionary Tale? A Love Story? You Decide
It's been one of those rollercoaster weeks, one that began with a great deal of pain, which I tried to ignore at first, so as not to ruin my 17- year old’s already Corona-compromised birthday party. At some point during our 5 p.m. family Zoom celebration, I quietly left the room and went upstairs to lie down, writhe in pain, get back up, bend over, moan, repeat. This continued through the night Monday – and at one point, I remember thinking that labor wasn’t this bad and that I should probably go to the emergency room. In this new world we’re in, that thought was quickly dismissed by one word: COVID. I paced the floor at 3 a.m., alternately moaning and then bopping my head and sort of softly singing what kept running through my head, which was the chorus of The Knack’s 1979 hit song, “My Sharona.” Only my version went “My Corona.” Yes, even while suffering, I’m clever that way. 
By Tuesday morning the pain had subsided. I was exhausted however, and slept throughout the day. “Tricia! Drink this! Jesus, she’s burning up.” It was the alarm in my husband’s voice that I responded to more than the command. I sat up, drank the water he was holding out to me, and when I caught my reflection in the mirror over the dresser I had the brief, feverously detached impression of someone who’d sat under a sun lamp for too long. Sun lamp, the words made me almost giggle out loud. Sun-lamp, sun-lamp, sun-lamp…Does anyone even know what that is anymore? A few hours later I had a virtual appointment with my regular GP, during which the decision was made for me to go to the office first thing Wednesday for a full exam. My instructions (my fever-addled brain again added the words “should I choose to accept them” - hehehe), for entering the building would come in the form a text. 
My office exam was efficient and thorough. Upon arrival, I called the office and someone met me at a side door. As we were both masked and gloved, we nodded and murmured muffled greetings. Two PAs and an MD palpated my tender abdomen while I stifled screams. They decided that I should have a C-T scan that day, with the expectation that the offending culprit was a kidney stone. As many radiology facilities are currently closed, it took a few hours for them to locate one that would take me. My scan took place at 4:30. I was the last patient of their day. 
 Fast forward to 6:30 p.m. Wednesday evening. I picked up the call, which was remarkable in itself because anyone who knows me knows how irritating it is that, a) my phone is always on silent mode, and, b) I rarely answer numbers I don’t recognize. It was another doctor from Vanguard, calling to let me know that my C-T scan showed no evidence of kidney stones – “Yay!” BUT, he cut in, it did show acute appendicitis. What I needed to do, he said, was to go directly to the nearest ER. 
So here’s where this story really begins, because I was about to get a reality check regarding the difference between the inconveniences of “social distancing” and quite literally, matters of life and death. For those of us who are shuffling around at home in our sweatpants, eating too much, complaining about the buffoonery of our President, laughing at all the funny memes, and who are, to one degree or another, COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to the fact that health care workers do not have the luxury of ANY of that, here’s the newsflash: The Corona virus has virtually SHUT down normal operations for hospitals and surgical facilities, so if you’re also laughing in the face of social-distancing guidelines, and just can’t wrap your head around the possibility of contracting this deadly disease, know this too: If you break your arm, or your spouse has a heart attack, or your child’s strange rash won’t go away and you’re just really concerned, good luck. We are NOT in Kansas anymore, peeps. 
 I considered doing a bit of a negative a rant on the first hospital that I went to here, but perhaps that wouldn’t be fair. “The nearest ER” for me would have been another hospital, but due to their somewhat dubious reputation, we opted to go just a bit farther away. The best thing I can say about that experience was that the safety protocols to enter the ER were impressive. Picture the scene in E.T. where the Hazmat-suited guys from the space program find out about him and “invade” the house in a tunnel of white - then picture the people standing six feet apart outside of say, ShopRite, only these people don’t look so great. They’re kind of bent over, or swaying, or leaning on someone else. Then count your blessings that your gut hurts and you’re not bleeding out…or struggling to breathe. 
Three hours later, after they’d reviewed my scans and completed all of the necessary pre-op tests (blood work, EKG, urine analysis), I got the word that most of the ORs were being used as ICUs for COVID patients, and they were only doing “emergent” surgeries. They sent me home with massive doses of antibiotics, and a referral to see their staff general surgeon - outpatient. 
I figured they were right, too. Must not be very serious. I was doing well with that notion until the following morning, when I heard the barely concealed shock in the voice of my regular MD.  
“Did they see your scans?” his tone serving only to increase my anxiety. 
 “Yeah. But my appendix hasn’t exploded yet.” I said. 
 “Ah,” he sighed, “I know things are being handled differently in the ‘current environment,’ but last time I checked, acute appendicitis was emergent.” 
Okay, pay attention now, because here’s where it gets really interesting: See if you can answer his parting questions: 
 “Do you have a general surgeon? Preferably one with their own facility?” 
 So, do you? And if you do, are you sure they’re even open right now? I sure as hell didn’t (and the name they gave me at the hospital turned out to be for a doctor whose answering machine told me he was not seeing new patients). And the idea that it was now pretty much my problem to solve was a little intimidating – especially for someone who generally needs to be told that they’re sick (enough) or in (enough) pain to seek help—but that’s another story. Now that doctor, who I respect and like a lot, said he’d be trying to find me one, but that I should do my research as well. 
 My husband and I made a fairly long list of people/places to call, and split it. Those we were able to reach at all offered possible solutions to my dilemma, but each dead-ended pretty quickly. I focused on the task now, trying to ignore what it might mean that the ache in my belly seemed to be spreading down my right leg. 
As of this writing, I have yet to hear back from my regular GP and yet, here I sit, post-op, able to get this down mostly because of a Facebook message I sent to one of the nurses in the Belleville Public School district. The only real help I got came from her, a nurse, who responded immediately to an “in-boxed” message, and kept responding for the next hour, sending me the names and phone numbers of doctors (sometimes with their credentials!), links to possible facilities, and words of encouragement. She gave me her personal cell phone number and encouraged me to call it if I had questions and/or to let her know how it was going. I felt like she meant it, too. I also think she was responsible for the first in a series of serendipitous events that just may have saved my life. One of the names she gave me turned out to be the dad of one of my kid’s friends. 
 At that point, things happened pretty quickly. I called him (at home) and told him my situation. In a matter of 20 minutes, he had my scans and had booked  a time slot for me for same-day surgery at Clara Maass. He’s a high-energy, outgoing kind of guy, and although I’d stood on sidelines with him and his lovely wife at many a sports event, I don’t know him well enough, nor did I think it was appropriate to laugh out loud when he laid out the plan: “With everything going on, I just really want to do you – and get you the hell out of there!” 
So here I am, more grateful to him than I can possibly express and having some time to consider just how random and crazy and dangerous that whole situation was (turns out, my appendix had begun to perforate after all, and the real fun was just beginning) and how fortunate I am. 
 But the real heroes here - Oh, and God, aren’t we all a little sick of the “hero” thing? – well get over it, and listen up! From the minute I walked through the door of Clara Maass yesterday, my experience was the best it could possibly have been. The nurses! OMG the nurses - I was in pre-op for hours. Lucky as I was to have been squeezed in to an already crowded surgical schedule, the truth of the matter was that my presence had required a quick shifting of resources—stretchers and space and - nurses. My sudden appearance in the queue was inconvenient, possibly even annoying. And yet all of them, including the nurse who ran the OR, came by to check on me, to give me extra blankets, to chat with me, and laugh with me. A friend’s daughter-in-law, who is a nurse there, got a text from him and even she came from three floors below just to say hello and charm me with her Australian accent and tired-but-twinkling blue eyes. I swear, for me? The whole experience was a cross between a weirdly sterile spa stay, and – as mine all happened to be women - a girls’ sleepover with your best girlfriends—only these were women I'd just met (but they’d also pretty much seen me naked, so, there’s that…). 
Most of them were nearing the end of a 12-hour shift. As I lay there, relaxed and warm, reading and texting, they race-walked back and forth among those of us who waited, or were recovering. I lost count of how many times one of them asked me if I was okay, or if I needed something. They ate their dinners on the move, taking bites and then sprinting off, tearing off one set of gloves, putting on another. These people Do. Not. Sit. The sink was right near my bed, so I saw a lot of hand-washing traffic too, and a lot of red, chapped, over-sanitized hands. They spoke in soothing voices to those who were waiting, and possibly scared, and loud-enough voices for those emerging from the cloud of anesthesia to understand. Sometimes they shouted good-natured complaints to one another, or teased one another – and me, as when one started repacking those bags they give you for your clothes, amusement in her voice as she yelled, “What the hell did you do here, shove it all in like a little kid? Your purse is open – Maria, come over here and see this – she’s a mess!” Hahahaha! One came by and pointed to the cover of the book I was reading entitled “The Silent Patient”, and joked “That’s the kind we like!” 
I even began to wonder if what I was getting was “special treatment” reserved for those whose surgeries were personally called-in by the surgeon. Once he arrived, however, it was clear that not only did they not know he was the one who got me in, but they chided him in the same affectionate way. At a point, I said to one of them, “Doctors think they’re all that, but nurses really run the show don’t they?” She winked at me and elbowed me a little, “Like husbands, honey – they just think they’re in charge!” 
I lounged, for over four hours while they stood on what had to be tired feet, hands on hips as they talked to me, telling me which part of the hospital they’d spent the morning in, or where they were headed next in this crazy, all-hands-on-deck environment. We chatted about jobs and kids, and only when the topic of this deadly disease came up did the lack of words become conspicuous. Then it was all a mime of sad shakes of the head and downward glances. 
It occurs to me today that after all of this, I'm not sure I would recognize any of them tomorrow if I saw them on street – nor they me. Of course, we were all masked. But maybe I would – if I could see their eyes again. And I'm not exaggerating when I say that most of all, those eyes conveyed a profound kindness. And laughter, and concern, and compassion, and dedication—and a toughness that allows them to do it all. 
I'll tell you a secret: I am a person who often has a weird response to unexpected kindness - it makes me cry. I welled up more than once yesterday afternoon. I may have been just one of many for them – this is just what they do - but for me, a bond was made. I will always remember them. 
Make no mistake: it’s no hardship to be home in your sweatpants with your gel manicure looking a little ratchet, and your spouse and kids seeming more like houseguests who have overstayed their welcome. Today, I want you to feel really, really blessed and grateful, and if you’re like me, a generally healthy person who never really gave too much thought to the job that these people do, I hope I was able to convey just a little of it. 
That school nurse who rescued me put it this way: “I took an oath when I graduated just as physicians do. I have followed it for 28 years and it has never let me or my patients down.” That whole oath thing is good and important and all, but the heart behind it gives it grace. 
So, if you get an invitation to do one of those car processions where you beep your horn and cheer for the local health care workers as they go in to, or leave, work– get in your car and go. Or, just mail them each a check for a million dollars. Either way.
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A Morning with Mr. Han
Summary:  The RFA+S wake up before MC. After the Extra Story.
Pairing:  Jumin x MC/Reader
Genre:  Slice of Life
Rating:  M? Like, I refer to stuff...
Word Count:  Approx. 2500
Protip:  Showering together saves water. Unless you get distracted.  They did not get distracted, in this fic.  So, they saved water.  10 points to Slytherin.
He always set an alarm, but it was often the morning sun that awakened Jumin.  He had an east-facing window in the bedroom, and the rising sun's light tended to rouse him before his alarm could.
Before, he had felt lonely on some mornings, waking up with only the sun to greet him.  Then, even Elizabeth the Third had not been enough to satisfy his solitude.  But now, that was no longer the case.  The young director rolled over in bed, away from the bright, morning light, and opened his eyes to one of his favourite sights:  you, his beloved wife, sleeping soundly beside him.
A small smile played on his lips; you were beautiful as you lay there, the sunlight bringing out the lighter tints in your hair, your breath even and slow as you continued to dream.  His mornings were that much brighter now that he had the honour of waking up beside you.
As was his custom, without touching you, Jumin silently got out of bed, letting you sleep a little longer.    He moved first to the bathroom, then briefly into his walk-in closet, before going into yours, choosing your clothing for the day.  For him, it was easy; a suit, and a shirt, perfectly pressed from the dry cleaner's.  The suit would already be on a hanger, and his shirts were always folded neatly by his maid service.  Perfection.
For you, however, your husband liked to take a little time.  What did you wear the day before?  He should choose something in a completely different colour and style.  His wife was well-provided for, from catered meals to a varied wardrobe, and he would have the world know it.  He loved you in dresses.  But he had chosen dresses for you three days in a row; perhaps you would like a change.  Not to mention that today was your day off; you might want for something more casual.
This day, Jumin selected two outfits; one, a blouse and skirt set, the other, one of your favourite t-shirts and jeans.  He always chose two outfits, and always from differing styles, granting you the final say.  He liked doing things for you, but he also didn't want you feeling confined.  He had flirted too close to controlling you, back when you first met; there had been danger, then, but you were safe, now.  Since then, he had tried to bend and grant you more independence, but being coddled as he had been, growing up, it was a definite effort.  That childhood, coupled with being single for so long, not to mention always being in authority, made it so that Jumin had to consciously remember taking differing thoughts and opinions into account with his decisions.
Jumin still wanted to wait on you hand and foot, and that included dressing you up, but he made sure to give you options.  He truly did try to choose things that you liked, and more often than not, he guessed right.  But he knew he still made mistakes, even if they were few and far between.  It was rare when you went into your closet for a third option, these days, but when you did, it felt too much like failure, to him, and it always stirred up his resolve to do better the next day.
Outfits chosen, Jumin put the clothes down on a chair before moving to your side.  You were still asleep, lying on your side, facing where Jumin had been.  Tenderly, he stroked your hair, calling your name in a low voice.  You stirred slightly at his touch, slowly coming back to the world.  Kneeling down at your bedside, he took one of your hands and trailed kisses from your palm, up your arm, then to your shoulder murmuring your name between kisses.  You started to move, your eyes fluttering open.
“...Jumin?” you said sleepily, as your husband continued pressing his lips along your shoulder to your neck, “Mm...husband?”
“It is morning, wife,” he replied, whispering into your ear, gently peeling the bedsheets away from you, “Come back to me.”
“I'm always with you,” you smiled, feeling his arms curl underneath your body, holding you against him.
Still not quite awake, it isn't until you felt the air move past you that you realized he was carrying you.  Ah, yes, nothing but the best from C&R's director.  You were cold, you noted drowsily, then remembered with some embarrassment that you never actually got redressed after your activities from the night before.
“Can you stand?” Jumin asked, and, opening your eyes properly, you saw that he had carried you to the master bathroom.  It occurred to you that his chest was bare against your skin; he must have fallen asleep right after, too.
After nodding your assent to his question, the world tilted a little as your husband placed you down, your feet meeting cool tiles. Murmuring that he was getting your clothes, Jumin kissed your forehead before discretely giving you a little alone time in the bathroom.
Reentering the bedroom, Jumin made a quick call to the kitchen staff, informing them that you were both up and would be ready for breakfast within the hour.  He doubted they would be unprepared, even if you exited the bedroom announced, but he wanted your morning to go smoothly, and a 10-second phone call was no difficult task.  Yawning openly, he stretched languidly, a panther rousing himself after a nap.  It was going to be a busy day...but at least he had you to start it with.
Turning back on his heel, the young heir scooped into his arms your clothes, and stepped back into the bathroom.  You were already in the shower, finally wide awake.  Hanging the clothes up on hooks on the wall specifically for that purpose, Jumin smiled warmly at you.  Your beautiful form always entranced him, but now...now you were wet, the light glistening against your skin, and steam rising alluringly from your body.  You caught him admiring you, watching through the glass shower walls, and couldn't help a slight flush in your cheeks that had nothing to do with the hot water streaming down onto you.
“...What?” you asked, when he didn't look away.  He was always so bold...
“May I join you, dear wife?” he asked in reply, walking forward confidently until he loomed before you, not unfriendly but definitely a little intimidating.  Had he been wearing a suit, he would be 'casually' adjusting one of his cuffs.  But he was not.  He wasn't wearing anything.
“Only if you behave,” you reply, your teasing scolding a little undercut by how softly you said it.  When Jumin got like this, it was so easy to lose one's nerve!  No wonder master businessmen rarely turned his contracts down; Jumin could conjure a way about him that made one want to listen and submit.
Smiling coyly by way of response, Jumin opened the shower door and stepped in.
His staring at you was really just his way of teasing you.  You showered together most mornings, anyway.  He was a busy man, but he was also an affectionate one, and he tried his best to spend as much time with you as possible.  With a schedule like his, those moments were hard to come by, and you both knew it.  If he could steal a few precious minutes with you in the morning, literally showering you in luxury at the start of your day, then he would.  And he did.
You took turns washing each others' hair.  He loved any and every excuse for skinship, and what better way than in the shower?  He was always careful as he worked shampoo and conditioner through your hair, and there was a certain lavishness in feeling your fingers run along his scalp, returning the favour.
Next came soap and suds; he worked fragrant body wash all over you while you enjoyed a massage from the shower.  As he ran his hands across your limbs and body, he noted the little marks here and there on your skin.  There were a few from the night before:  a kiss mark over your left breast, and a small one on your right collarbone.   He saw a few yellow marks that were still fading from past nights; of these blemishes, he was a little proud.  These were intentional. The little whimpering sounds you made when he kissed you so were quite stimulating, for the both of you.  Smiling a little, he touched them tenderly before moving on to the rest of your body.  
Then you turned and he noticed a bite mark just behind your shoulder. That one he frowned at.  Carefully running sudsy fingers over it, he wiped a small bit of blood away, and detected a slight roughness along the crescent pattern of the mark.  He noticed you flinch slightly at the touch and cursed silently.  He had broken your precious skin.
“Forgive, my love,” he rumbled softly, placing the lightest of kisses just below the bite, “I was too rough with you.”
“It felt good at the time...” you replied jokingly, recalling when it had happened.  The memory of Jumin's trembling hands gripping you, and warmth filling you deep within, flashed in your mind's eye, and again you felt that blush starting.  “...It was an accident, husband.”
Jumin held you close for a moment, silently contemplating.  Perhaps it was because his history of constantly hiding his emotions, but he was occasionally overly-intense in his lovemaking.  It didn't happen every time, but definitely more often than he was comfortable with. He was the master of control in every other aspect of his life, but when he was in the throes of passion, somehow things like this happened.  
And he hated it.
His stomach turned every time he saw proof of his weakness.  Of his inability to control his baser urges.
You were his wife.  His morning and his evening, his light and his joy.  He treasured you above all else, even above himself; he should take better care of you.  He should treat you as the queen that you were.  And yet...
Taking a deep breath, Jumin continued with his ministrations, promising himself to do better.  You had had this talk with him, many times before.  You were well aware of how hard he took these little, passion-induced injuries of yours.  You knew they happened because he loved you so very much, and was so unused to expressing it.  You knew he was sincere every time he apologized.  And you always pointed out that he was improving.  Looking back at your wedding night, recalling how you had been all but bedridden the next day, Jumin had to admit to himself that he had come a long way.
And somewhere, deep in the darkest corners of his heart, he did feel the slightest twinge of self-satisfaction.
That was not to say that you did not do your own share of marking.  He did not need to look down to know there were kiss marks peppered across his chest, and scratches all over his back.  Some, you had done on purpose.  Others, he had intentionally provoked.
The little demon in his heart grinned.
Getting down onto his knees, Jumin got started on washing your legs, smiling slightly when you giggled as he washed your feet.  So sensitive... It was then that your husband noticed a few new bruises on your thighs.  These confused him, and he called attention to them.
“I do not remember making these,” he said, slicking back a bit of wet hair from his eyes to see better, “They are too small for my mouth...”
You looked down to where he was frowning, and saw the small dark spots on your skin, spaced irregularly across the tops and insides of your thighs.  
That's strange...
It took you a moment, but you figured it out before he did.
“Ah...” You adjusted his hand slightly, turning it just so.  His fingers and thumb aligned perfectly with the spots.
Seeing how his hand was placed, Jumin thought back to a moment when he was pushing you harder against his mouth, wanting you to cry out louder, refusing to let you writhe away.
“I...ah...” he looked embarrassed, “My apologies.  I did not realize how tightly I was holding you.”  My behaviour is not tracking well, this morning.
“No, no,” you looked down and away, before adding a little shyly, “I rather liked it...”
So coquettish... Jumin thought, seeing your face and allowing himself a short bark of laughter.  Deliberately, he caught your eye and held your gaze, rising to his full height.
“Rather early to seduce me, is it not, wife?” he asked, crooking a finger on your chin and tilting your face up, slightly.  The shower's water dripped through his hair and down his face.  You could remember seeing similar droplets forming from exertion, not too long ago.
“That was not my intent,” you replied, teasingly stroking one finger down from the bridge of his nose to the tip, “Is that a complaint, dearest husband?”
He kissed you by way of answering, slow and sensuous, savouring your taste.  No, that was definitely not a complaint.  
But he only kissed you the once.
“...there is a meeting that I cannot miss, dear heart,” he sighed after a moment of thought, before indicating that it was your turn to wash him.  The meeting was with a dignitary that was only in the country for the day.  It would be impossible to reschedule, even for Assistant Kang.
“I understand,” you nodded reluctantly, getting started on his shoulders, “Perhaps another morning.”
After making sure that your husband was fresh and clean, the two of you got out of the shower together.  Jumin held your bathrobe open for you, making sure you were covered before he pulled on his own.  Getting dressed and dried was a two-person dance.  You took special pains to make sure every crease of his was crisp, and that there are no wrinkles in his shirt or suit.  He was tender with clothing you, stooping to kiss his favourite places before covering them, making sure everything was smoothed and comfortable before moving on to the next piece of clothing.  Both of you made sure all evidence of the night before was conscientiously hidden away, your mutual secrets.
Finally, Jumin let you pick your jewelry; it was only fair, considering he chose your outfit.  And as was his preference, you chose his cuff-links and tie.  Every morning, before breakfast, you must tie his tie.  Even before you had figured out how to tie it perfectly, he had preferred your knots.  It was the lone exception he had had to his perfectionism.  It was a sign of your presence, and seeing it in a chance reflection reminded him of you.  You might have bite marks that occasionally peeked out from behind a hem or collar, seen by only the most endeavoring observer, but everyone could see the knot you made.  
You were his.  But he was yours.  Tied to you irrevocably and without regret.
It was all he could hope to be worthy of you.
“Shall we, husband?” you asked him, once you finished securing the tie around his neck.
He hooked an arm with one of yours as he replied:
“Yes, darling wife, we shall.”
-fin-
Hands up if you really wish Assistant Kang could have rescheduled that meeting.
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An epic cycle challenge with my family
On the Strawberry Line, National Cycle Network Route 26
At Land's End, the final destination of the challenge
View from a water break, with Dartmoor in the distance
In summer 2018, Lindsay and her family took on the (in)famous John o’Groats to Land’s End (JOGLE) long-distance ride.
Here, she tells us how they got on with this challenge – before and after.
Part one: planning the journey
Our 12-year-old son chose our family holiday this year, inspired by an adult friend of ours who cycled from Land’s End to John o’Groats in ten days last year. As a result, we leave home in just over two weeks to start our nearly 1200-mile journey.
We are a family of four, with boys Oscar (14) and Silas (12), and we are not aiming to complete it in the fewest days possible, but rather to see something of the country while we cycle. Where we can, we will use cycle paths (thank you, Sustrans!), and will cover about 60-65 miles a day, completing the distance in 19 days.
Planning has been what seems like a full-time activity for weeks now, and we have enjoyed sharing the responsibility.
My husband Andrew has planned the route (to find the safer and more scenic roads and paths), I’ve researched options for stopping points each day (cafes, shops, etc.), Oscar is working out our options for where to eat out in the evening and Silas is going to pull together a big spreadsheet of all the data about our trip – miles covered each day, metres climbed, average speed, what percentage of the way we have covered each day and many other bits of information too!
Preconceptions about the ride
Silas says he is most worried about what the weather will do (we have had some painful practice rides in cold rain and on very muddy towpaths), and whether the midges in Scotland will live up to their fearful reputation. I am looking forward to the trip enormously, and will be fascinated to see how the country unfolds in front of our eyes.
“ Hopefully all this preparation means that everything will run like clockwork when we’re on the trip. Yes, I know that never happens, but I can dream!. ”
- Lindsay
The big unknown for all of us is quite how hard it will be, or whether we will all cope better than we think. Will there be a day where all four of us struggle, or will just one person find a particular day hard and the other three can encourage them on? 
Finally, we’re also raising money for charity. We didn’t want the children to feel that they are tagging onto our idea, so we have all chosen a charity to support so that fundraising is more “our own”. The packing list is my current headache – packing as lightly as possible but having enough to cover our essentials.
Part two: experiencing the ride
What an amazing experience it is to cycle from John o’Groats to Land’s End! It’s quite extraordinary to see the stunning views of Scotland, the Lake District and the rolling Devon hills (and everything in between) all in the same trip. During the many hours in the saddle, my main distraction was to see how different the towns and countryside were from 100 miles before.
I don’t think all members of the family thought about the scenery as much as I did, but I wanted to be free from my phone and any navigation system so that I could enjoy what I could see. The other members of the family all watched the route on maps, counted up (or down) the miles for the day, or worked out how much more climbing there was in the day. These were good distractions too!
We spent about six hours cycling a day with an extra two or three hours for various stops – whether for coffee and cake (a daily occurrence), or buying lunch, or a picnic overlooking an amazing Lake District view, or just for water or “comfort” stops. It is deceptive how quickly the stops add up. We only suffered four punctures in the whole trip, and no other equipment malfunctions of any sort.
Battling the elements
Our trip was during the summer heatwave, but thankfully we missed some of the extreme heat in Scotland. Cycling in the Lake District in 30°C+ is definitely energy-sapping; a day including a 1:5 hill coming out of Settle was one of our hardest, and we had never been so excited to see a Premier Inn as when we finally glimpsed the sign in Burnley at 8pm!
We endured thunderstorms coming into Worcester (with a slow puncture that needed pumping up every three miles so that we could change the tyre in the dry of the hotel), and torrential rain and a massive headwind all day the next day, from Worcester to Bristol. Even though that day had very little to recommend itself to us at the time (puddles in our shoes, being so wet through to the skin that we didn’t even want to stop for coffee or food and needing heaters in the evening to try to get everything dry), it’s those days of hardship that actually make the trip epic and memorable.
Take-aways from the journey
Things I liked: the bonding between us over the trip – we all supported each other when needed (Silas encouraged me bit by bit up a hill on one hot day when I had “hit the wall” shortly before lunch, then, coincidentally, he hit the wall a couple of hours later, but by then I had the energy to work with him pedal by pedal up another hill – thanks, Devon!). We had such a good laugh, most particularly in the evenings of the hard days – we were almost delirious with hilarity in the Brewer’s Fayre in Burnley.
I enjoyed pushing myself to do those last 10 miles of the day when all you want to do is stop. I loved the sense of progress as we tracked our way down the country. We met lovely people: at viewpoints while having a break, café staff and hotel receptionists or B&B owners who all went out of their way to help us have a comfortable stay. And, eating as much as you want for the entire trip is great fun, especially for those of us who normally can’t! 
Not so good: some drivers, particularly in the Lake District zooming around corners when it’s only one lane wide, weak hands from resting on the handlebars so many hours a day (it made changing tyres really hard, and I couldn’t squeeze the toothpaste tube for the last week either), getting very wet and/or cold as it makes you slow down which makes you wet and/or cold for longer.
After the trip, all our various aches and pains didn’t take too long to subside, but our weak hands took about a month to get back to full strength. As we finished, I had absolutely no desire to do the trip again. Within three months, however, I realised I would love to do it again! I’m trying to think of ways to persuade the family that to cycle from the north to the south coast of France would be an excellent thing to do…
Want to plan an adventure of your own? Read more about JOGLE
Buy the official Land's End to John o'Groats guidebook
Cycling
National Cycle Network
from RSSMix.com Mix ID 8239590 https://www.sustrans.org.uk/blog/epic-cycle-challenge-family-john-o-groats-lands-end via IFTTT
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An epic cycle challenge with my family
On the Strawberry Line, National Cycle Network Route 26
At Land's End, the final destination of the challenge
View from a water break, with Dartmoor in the distance
In summer 2018, Lindsay and her family took on the (in)famous John o’Groats to Land’s End (JOGLE) long-distance ride.
Here, she tells us how they got on with this challenge – before and after.
Part one: planning the journey
Our 12-year-old son chose our family holiday this year, inspired by an adult friend of ours who cycled from Land’s End to John o’Groats in ten days last year. As a result, we leave home in just over two weeks to start our nearly 1200-mile journey.
We are a family of four, with boys Oscar (14) and Silas (12), and we are not aiming to complete it in the fewest days possible, but rather to see something of the country while we cycle. Where we can, we will use cycle paths (thank you, Sustrans!), and will cover about 60-65 miles a day, completing the distance in 19 days.
Planning has been what seems like a full-time activity for weeks now, and we have enjoyed sharing the responsibility.
My husband Andrew has planned the route (to find the safer and more scenic roads and paths), I’ve researched options for stopping points each day (cafes, shops, etc.), Oscar is working out our options for where to eat out in the evening and Silas is going to pull together a big spreadsheet of all the data about our trip – miles covered each day, metres climbed, average speed, what percentage of the way we have covered each day and many other bits of information too!
Preconceptions about the ride
Silas says he is most worried about what the weather will do (we have had some painful practice rides in cold rain and on very muddy towpaths), and whether the midges in Scotland will live up to their fearful reputation. I am looking forward to the trip enormously, and will be fascinated to see how the country unfolds in front of our eyes.
“ Hopefully all this preparation means that everything will run like clockwork when we’re on the trip. Yes, I know that never happens, but I can dream!. ”
- Lindsay
The big unknown for all of us is quite how hard it will be, or whether we will all cope better than we think. Will there be a day where all four of us struggle, or will just one person find a particular day hard and the other three can encourage them on? 
Finally, we’re also raising money for charity. We didn’t want the children to feel that they are tagging onto our idea, so we have all chosen a charity to support so that fundraising is more “our own”. The packing list is my current headache – packing as lightly as possible but having enough to cover our essentials.
Part two: experiencing the ride
What an amazing experience it is to cycle from John o’Groats to Land’s End! It’s quite extraordinary to see the stunning views of Scotland, the Lake District and the rolling Devon hills (and everything in between) all in the same trip. During the many hours in the saddle, my main distraction was to see how different the towns and countryside were from 100 miles before.
I don’t think all members of the family thought about the scenery as much as I did, but I wanted to be free from my phone and any navigation system so that I could enjoy what I could see. The other members of the family all watched the route on maps, counted up (or down) the miles for the day, or worked out how much more climbing there was in the day. These were good distractions too!
We spent about six hours cycling a day with an extra two or three hours for various stops – whether for coffee and cake (a daily occurrence), or buying lunch, or a picnic overlooking an amazing Lake District view, or just for water or “comfort” stops. It is deceptive how quickly the stops add up. We only suffered four punctures in the whole trip, and no other equipment malfunctions of any sort.
Battling the elements
Our trip was during the summer heatwave, but thankfully we missed some of the extreme heat in Scotland. Cycling in the Lake District in 30°C+ is definitely energy-sapping; a day including a 1:5 hill coming out of Settle was one of our hardest, and we had never been so excited to see a Premier Inn as when we finally glimpsed the sign in Burnley at 8pm!
We endured thunderstorms coming into Worcester (with a slow puncture that needed pumping up every three miles so that we could change the tyre in the dry of the hotel), and torrential rain and a massive headwind all day the next day, from Worcester to Bristol. Even though that day had very little to recommend itself to us at the time (puddles in our shoes, being so wet through to the skin that we didn’t even want to stop for coffee or food and needing heaters in the evening to try to get everything dry), it’s those days of hardship that actually make the trip epic and memorable.
Take-aways from the journey
Things I liked: the bonding between us over the trip – we all supported each other when needed (Silas encouraged me bit by bit up a hill on one hot day when I had “hit the wall” shortly before lunch, then, coincidentally, he hit the wall a couple of hours later, but by then I had the energy to work with him pedal by pedal up another hill – thanks, Devon!). We had such a good laugh, most particularly in the evenings of the hard days – we were almost delirious with hilarity in the Brewer’s Fayre in Burnley.
I enjoyed pushing myself to do those last 10 miles of the day when all you want to do is stop. I loved the sense of progress as we tracked our way down the country. We met lovely people: at viewpoints while having a break, café staff and hotel receptionists or B&B owners who all went out of their way to help us have a comfortable stay. And, eating as much as you want for the entire trip is great fun, especially for those of us who normally can’t! 
Not so good: some drivers, particularly in the Lake District zooming around corners when it’s only one lane wide, weak hands from resting on the handlebars so many hours a day (it made changing tyres really hard, and I couldn’t squeeze the toothpaste tube for the last week either), getting very wet and/or cold as it makes you slow down which makes you wet and/or cold for longer.
After the trip, all our various aches and pains didn’t take too long to subside, but our weak hands took about a month to get back to full strength. As we finished, I had absolutely no desire to do the trip again. Within three months, however, I realised I would love to do it again! I’m trying to think of ways to persuade the family that to cycle from the north to the south coast of France would be an excellent thing to do…
Want to plan an adventure of your own? Read more about JOGLE
Buy the official Land's End to John o'Groats guidebook
Cycling
National Cycle Network
from Blog https://www.sustrans.org.uk/blog/epic-cycle-challenge-family-john-o-groats-lands-end via IFTTT
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You’ve chosen your Niche, picked your domain and even found your first 20 keywords that your going to build your new website around.  Next up comes the biggest challenge you’ve faced – picking your hosting company.  There’s quite a bit of misinformation out there about different hosting companies and which are best. 
I’m going to provide live examples of what kind of Page Speed scores you get from the various hosts.  These are sites I know are using these hosting companies so I can accurately test them.  Yes, WordPress Themes, Plugins and all sorts of various other items can impact load times, but to be completely fair, I wanted to test sites that are completely live and in action like yours will be – not sites that are test sites. 
Keep in mind that a good chunk of the sites I tested are sites that are hosted with companies I have had or currently have hosting packages with, so there’s some first-hand experience as I take you through each host.  I dug deep to find actual websites using these services for live testing and I hope you will find the information valuable.
Here’s how I found the websites using each host (so you can do the same if you choose):
Use a site like webhostinghero.com to find sites potentially using the service
Use whoishostingthis.com to validate the nameservers are pointed at bluehost
Use yougetsignal.com for a reverse IP lookup to locate other sites on the same IP (I do this so I can run steps 1 and 2 on these sites to validate the host) 
I'll take you through the speed scores from both tools.pingdom.com and gtmextrix.com which are both tools that are popular to use when testing different hosting companies.  I will also run each site through bitcatcha.com to see the actual server response time for each host.  Bitcatcha.com measures server reliability and response time which is different than page load time. 
I've broken down our hosting options in two separate categories – Shared hosting which is typically the cheapest option for beginners, and then a faster option which is better for SEO – managed WordPress hosting that’s engineered specifically for WordPress.  
Long story short, If your budget is $25.00 per month and up, look at a Managed WordPress host.  If it's less than that because you are just starting out and want to keep overhead low, pick a shared host until you grow some traffic.
If this 10,000 word post is too much for you to read, you can feel free to skip to the simplified version based on budget, right here:
Shared Hosts ($5.00 per month or less): Bluehost or SiteGround
Managed WordPress Hosts (under $25.00 per month): WPX or Flywheel
Heavy Traffic Managed WordPress Host ($100-$400 per month): Kinsta
Before you jump into the details, I want to start off by saying I am not a tech guy.  I'm just an affiliate marketer that has lots of experience with different hosts over the last few years.  I've tried to keep my testing as unbiased as possible, but obviously since I have experience with some hosts over others, there's going to be a little bit of preference based on my own personal experiences. 
If you are a technologically inclined person, I would encourage you to check out this awesome article by reviewsignal.com that gives a really nice overview test of each host and their response times under heavy loads.  Their picks are not necessarily my favorites, but some are right up there.  My favorites are my favorites because of my own personal experience.
Why Managed WordPress Hosting is Better
Before I compare actual hosting companies, I want to walk through Managed WordPress versus a Shared host.  Managed WordPress essentially means that the host takes care of everything from security to speed and support.  It’s fair to say that all Managed WordPress hosting plans are going to be more expensive because of what they offer.  
If you can afford a managed WordPress host up front, you should consider it.  If it’s not in the budget, a shared host is fine, but if you can afford the extra monthly cost, a Managed WordPress hosting plan is a far superior choice.  While there are multiple reasons for this, I'm going to point out the least obvious one.
The one area that I’ve found it’s absolutely worth the cost is the speed you experience while in the WordPress ADMIN sections.  
Not what your users experience, but what YOU experience.  
Instead of taking 5-6 seconds for a post to save, or to navigate between admin panels, you’ll be doing it in half the time.  This may not seem like a lot, but when you are working in WordPress building your site out, you’ll find that saving 30 minutes per week on something you didn’t know was a problem is quite a difference maker.
If speed and time are worth a few extra bucks a month for you, skip ALL of the shared hosting reviews below and go straight to the managed WordPress hosting options.
Shared Hosts:
I've lined up eight different options for shared hosting.  Each of these hosts are hosts that myself or someone on the Niche Pursuits team has had relationships with and used in the past.  With shared hosting, most hosts are pretty similar.  Most of them offer one click installs of WordPress and you’ll see from speed tests that they are relatively close to each other in comparison.  It really comes down to price and your long term goals for your website. 
Here's what I compare with each host:
Monthly Cost: Paid up front in 12 month plans, or month to month, whichever is available
Site Speed: I evaluated a live site hosted on each server
User Interface: How easy or hard is it to get up and running when you start your account
Support: How easy is it to reach someone when you have a problem
Bluehost: Overall Grade B
Bluehost is one of the most popular hosting options for people just starting out with their websites.  It’s actually humorous because in a recent conversation, someone mentioned the only reason that anyone would recommend Bluehost is for an affiliate commission.  The reason why it’s funny is that couldn’t be further from the truth.  There are other hosts with a much higher affiliate commission that any blogger or website owner could promote.  Is Bluehost perfect?  Absolutely not.  But they do offer a decent hosting option at an affordable price.  I personally used Bluehost for 3 years prior to moving my own sites to a managed WordPress host once I had some traffic (more on that later). 
The fact is that for the money, Bluehost is one of the most reliable hosting options you can choose.  Niche Pursuits readers even get a healthy discount at $3.95 per month.  Yes, affiliate commissions are nice, but it’s not worth sacrificing a good deal for people on a budget, especially to loyal readers like Niche Pursuits has.  The entire Niche Pursuits staff has used Bluehost at one point in time and some continue to use their services.  Let’s start looking at Bluehost a little deeper.
Monthly Cost: Grade A
With the Niche Pursuits discount, you can get your monthly cost down to $3.95 per month.  You also get a free domain registration, which is an excellent deal.  Domain registrations typically cost between $9.99 and $12.00 depending on the registrar (sometimes you can find them for a buck when registrars run specials).  This means you’ll get a full year of hosting plus your domain for under $50.00 which is a great value. 
Site Speed: Grade C
For site speed, I tested sportsmgmt.com, currently showing as hosted with Bluehost. 
GTmetrix Test: The site scores relatively low with 3.3 seconds for 1.12MB of page speed load time.  Yes, this can be impacted by coding, themes and other issues, but hosting and images are the biggest things that can impact speed scores.  Typically a decent speed is about 1 second per MB of data, which we talk about in our WordPress theme Guide for 2017.  The GTmetrix test here is not great, but also not horrible when you consider cost.  Keep in mind that some of GTmetrix’s test servers are in Canada and distance from server can make a difference in speed.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: The Pingdom test comes back looking much different.  This test is run from the San Jose, California location which is close to where Bluehost’s servers are in Provo Utah.  The page speed here comes back at 1.33 seconds of load time for 1.3MB which is about what you’ll get with some more expensive Managed WordPress hosts.  For a non image heavy site, this is pretty decent.  The site could make some tweaks to get faster, but for a shared host, I’d be happy with this.
BitCatcha.com Test: The server response test by BitCatcha.com brings us at 35MS in the western US and 77MS in the eastern US.  This is likely because a good chunk of Bluehost’s servers are in Utah.  If you have a US based site, this makes Bluehost an excellent option to choose as your first host as people in the US will get to your website quicker and load times will be faster than for foreign visitors.  If you plan on getting large influxes of overseas traffic, you'll want to consider installing CloudFlare to speed up server response times for overseas visitors.
User Interface: Grade A
Bluehost’s user interface is one of the easiest to manage for a shared host back end.  It’s easy to navigate and the one click install is right in front of you when you login to the site.  It makes installing WordPress a piece of cake, literally taking you 10 minutes or less to get your website up and running. 
Support Grade: A
Bluehost’s support is outstanding.  They have a live chat feature or you can call.  Some of the Niche Pursuits staff has actually called them and have had support on the line to literally merge a couple of different hosting accounts and the Technology Representative moved the site from one hosting account to another free of charge.  This is usually a paid service, but they did it for free.  Their support is open 24 hours and the live chat feature is great if you have an immediate problem.
SiteGround: Overall Grade B
SiteGround is another popular shared hosting option.  They have a number of different packages and are well known for their user friendly support team that has a quick response time.  For those that worry about affiliate promotions as a primary reason for promoting a host, SiteGround is on par with Bluehost as far as commission payouts.  They offer a “tiered” structure depending on how many people you refer, but the payouts are about the same as what you can get as a Bluehost affiliate.
SiteGround is a reputable host and they have a variety of different hosting options, similar to other shared hosts.  They offer shared hosting (most popular) and dedicated WordPress hosting.  They also offer a reseller account for people who plan to resell hosting services and rebrand them as their own.  They also offer custom made hosting options depending on what you need.  The one turn off that SiteGround has for me is that they essentially throttle your bandwidth based on your monthly subscription.  I cover this in the cost section, but buying a “GrowBig” package will cost you more than a shared Bluehost option when you are just starting out.
Monthly Cost: Grade C+
SiteGround gets a C+ because when comparing to Bluehost, once you exceed 10,000 visits per month, you’ll end up needing to move up to the next plan which is $5.95 per month.  This means that you’ll end up paying more for a similar shared hosting plan as you would on Bluehost’s basic plan.  You could argue that support and speed are slightly better than Bluehost making this a superior option, but I prefer to start with cheap and reliable until I have a considerable amount of traffic. 
With that being said, SiteGround is still extremely affordable and their tech support is top notch.  If you feel like that is worth the same initial investment which turns to a larger financial investment sooner than a Bluehost package, then SiteGround could be the host for you.
Site Speed: Grade B+
For site speed, I tested iasct.net, which is currently showing as being hosted with SiteGround.
GTmetrix Test:  GTMetrix reads back at an “F” PageSpeed score but most of that comes back as a result of poorly optimized images that aren’t scaled appropriately.  The fully loaded time is 5.2 seconds for 23.6MB worth of data to load.  This is a solid return and one I’d be happy with considering one of the images on the home page alone is over 6MB in size.  It’s worth noting that GTMetrix can pick up other Javascript when measuring the page size, so take that into consideration.  Tools.Pingdom.com has this page at 9.3MB of data.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: The Pingdom test for this SiteGround hosted site went pretty well.  The code is setup pretty well, but the image scaling is still impacting load speeds.  The load time brings this page back at 4.92 seconds for 9.3MB of data, which is something I’d be happy with considering how much the images are weighing down the home page.  With the images cleaned up, the site would load much faster and get better results here.
BitCatcha.com Test: With the 200ms response time as the goal from Google, bitcatcha ranks this particular SiteGround server at 180MS for the west coast and 245MS for the east coast.  Performance is ranked as a C, so it’s about average as most shared hosts are with regards to speed.  Bluehost definitely has an edge here for server response times when it comes to US based tests.  If you have lots of international traffic, SiteGround is more balanced.
User Interface: Grade B+
I could have a slight Bias with lots of experience using Bluehost over the years, but SiteGround’s user interface isn’t quite as “dummy proof” as what I’m used to with Bluehost.  This is probably a personal bias as I may feel differently had I started off with SiteGround.  They do have a streamlined design and it’s easy to use.  Most beginners do need a little hand holding when setting up their first site though, and SiteGround may have a slightly longer learning curve.  Installing WordPress is not as intuitive as other hosts, but it gets the job done.
Support Grade: A+
Here’s where SiteGround shines.  As a SG customer, they offer a number of tutorials  that are designed to help you learn WordPress, cPanel, their email functionality and even FTP in case you need to access the back end of your website.  They also offer a number of free software discounts as a part of being a SiteGround member.  This sets you up for success so you won’t have to reach out to them for basic WordPress installation questions and support.  If you do need support, it’s available 24/7 both via chat, phone and ticket submission.  They are usually pretty fast at responding to tickets which is incredibly important for a host.  Overall, SG’s support is fantastic and that should be worth considering when picking a host.
HostGator: Overall Grade C+
HostGator is another popular shared hosting option for people looking to get into a hosting plan at a lower cost.  It’s comparable in popularity to BlueHost and SiteGround and has different packages depending on your budget.  The smallest plan, the “Hatchling” is a decent starting hosting plan for anyone that’s just starting out.  Their price is comparable to BlueHost for this basic plan at $3.95 per month. 
What many people don’t’ know is that the same parent company actually owns Bluehost and Hostgator, so service levels and other support related metrics are very similar.  Endurance International Group has collected and purchased different hosting companies over many years.  For the different hosting companies that this group owns, you can check out the full details here on Wikipedia.  You’ll see some other popular hosts that they own which include FatCow, HostMonster, iPage, HostNine and Domain.com. 
Monthly Cost: Grade C+
BlueHost starts to look like the better option if you have more than one website that you want to host on a single account.  With HostGator, you have to pay for the upgrade to the “Essentials” plan if you want to host unlimited domains on your plan, and then upgrade to the “Pro” if you want a private SSL/IP (which in most cases isn’t necessary). 
Since Bluehost allows multiple domains on their basic plan, Bluehost gets a nod on cost.  For single websites, HostGator is on par with SiteGround and BlueHost so your decision point should come from looking at the other areas which include support, speed and UI.
Site Speed: Grade B-
For site speed, I tested bulkdachecker.com, which is currently showing as being hosted with HostGator.
GTMetrix Test:  GTMetrix reads back at an “E” PageSpeed score isn’t fantastic.  This site does have some image optimization to do and could benefit from enabling Gzip compression with a caching plugin like W3 total cache.  There’s no doubt though that some of the slowness is due to server response time with the hosting provider.  You may be wondering why the speeds would come back different if HostGator and Bluehost are owned by the same company.  Keep in mind, Endurance International Group has purchased many companies over time, many of which have their own infrastructure already in place. 
Tools.pingdom.com Test: The Pingdom test for this HostGator hosted site came back better than the GTMetrix results.  The page loaded in 1.07 seconds with 1.1MB of data which is on par with where I’d like to see most sites.  It’s not until I started testing some of the inner pages of this site where it starts slowing down just a bit.  There’s still some optimization issues that can be done on this site to speed it up as well to improve the Pingdom scores.
Bitcatcha.com Test: The Bitcatcha test comes back with a 31ms response time in the western US and a 94ms response time in the eastern US.  Anything outside of the United States comes back anywhere from 300-600ms in response time.  This means that like SiteGround or BlueHost, if your traffic comes from outside the United States, you’ll want to think about your hosting options.  A CDN like CloudFlare will help on any site that’s currently hosted with a shared host as the files can be stored locally in the cloud across the entire world, serving that content to the location closest to the actual user.
User Interface: Grade B
I’ve had a HostGator account since 2014.  It’s user interface is much better now than it used to be.  You can tell that they are trying to upgrade the back end and make the interface more user friendly.  When I first joined HostGator, I needed a direct line with their support staff just to install WordPress on my hosting account.  It’s gotten much better, but it’s still not quite as easy to use as Bluehost’s back end.  That could be a partial bias on my part since I started with Bluehost initially myself, but I just feel like Bluehost is slightly more intuitive. 
Support Grade: B
So I’m being picky here, but it’s tough to navigate support.  The default “get help” is to have you place a ticket.  They do have live chat support, but you’ll need to do a Google search to find the landing page where you can get support.  I’m guessing it’s because they never bothered to add it to the support area back end and this is really my only beef.  Navigation is big, especially for people just starting out that might have questions about how to install a website or have problems with technical support.  Their support response times are good and I’ve never gone more than 24 hours without a response.
GoDaddy: Overall Grade C
GoDaddy is probably the biggest registrar out there besides NameCheap.  It only makes sense that they get themselves into the hosting game as well.  While you’ll see that their speeds aren’t as quick as their competitors, they do make up for some of that with a decent user interface and top notch support.  Their support team answers tickets very quickly and generally is pretty helpful.
They are a more expensive host (which I cover in costs) but do a really good job with marketing an “easy to use” user interface.  They also offer some decent “intro” sales but end up hooking you into their hosting plans and the charge ends up going up when you go to pay your next subscription cost.  You’ll get a free domain if you pay annually but other hosting providers offer the same thing, including Bluehost.  Overall, GoDaddy is a decent hosting option for beginners, and on par with other shared hosts.   
Monthly Cost: Grade C+
My only beef with GoDaddy’s costs are that their intro rates are great, but don’t expect to get those when you re-subscribe.  And instead of being just “slightly” higher than their intro offer like other shared hosts, you’ll be going from $1.00 per month for the first y ear as part of their promo plan and jumping up to $7.99 per month in year two.  This is fine for your first year, like any of the other shared hosting options, but I would encourage you to have longer term plans like a managed WordPress host in year 2. 
It also makes it more expensive to re-subscribe in year 2 if you aren’t ready for a managed WordPress host, so that’s something to keep in mind when evaluating costs.  If you picked a competitive niche to start out in, it might take you longer than a year to get some serious traction.
Site Speed: Grade B-
For site speed, I tested allaboutframes.com, which is currently showing as being hosted with GoDaddy.
GTMetrix Test:  GTMetrix comes back with a “B” PageSpeed score.  The website layout for this site is decent and has been optimized well.  It’s been built with HTML code which definitely runs faster than a website that’s been built with WordPress, so PageSpeed scores are going to look a little better due to the cleanliness of the code.  It’s also not an image saturated site, so it loads relatively quickly.  It pulls down 320KB in 2.7 seconds though which is still a little on the high end when you understand that 320KB is not a lot of data. 
Tools.pingdom.com Test: Tools.pingdom.com also renders under 320KB worth of data in just over 2 seconds.  Ideally this should be a much quicker response time given that this site is designed in HTML.  There are some small coding issues that could be addressed to help reduce page speed and improve the user experience.
Bitcatcha.com Test: Here’s where the rubber meets the road.  This website was great to test due to the fact it wasn’t a WordPress PHP based site.  The Bitcatcha results show an overall performance grade of a “C” for server response time, with an 18ms response time in the western United States and a 57ms response time in the Eastern US.  Overseas is significantly higher.  I’m going to make an assumption that if this site were hosted by a different provider, these scores would improve.  Disregard the “Host” name in the Bitcatcha response, as doing a reverse IP search and running the domain through whoishostingthis.com shows that this site is indeed hosted through GoDaddy.com. 
  User Interface: Grade B
GoDaddy switched to cPanel a few years ago, so their user interface is pretty standard.  If you are just starting to build websites and use GoDaddy as your registrar, then GoDaddy wants you to believe that setting up your site there is easier than setting it up with a different shared host.  It takes about the same amount of time, regardless of shared hosting plan, so don’t let this be the single reason you decide to make GoDaddy your host.   You can install WordPress on your website in under 5 minutes on most shared hosting providers. 
Support Grade: B+
GoDaddy’s support is actually pretty solid.  They are 24/7 and you can either chat or call in to speak with a support rep.  Don’t be surprised if they try to upsell you on a different product though.  It’s part of their job to try and upsell when they have a client on the phone and it’s bred into their culture.  This is good news in a way though, as their support reps are mostly friendly and if they can’t resolve your problem, usually do a good job of escalating it pretty quickly.
Site5: Overall Grade B-
Site 5 is another hosting company that’s owned by Endurance International Group.  Site 5 has a few different hosting packages, and they are typically geared towards the beginner crowd, just like Bluehost and the other shared hosting providers I've already covered.  Their speeds are relatively similar which I’ll cover, so basically it comes down to back end support and user interface functionality as well as speed of WordPress setup.
One benefit that Site5 offers is free migrations.  If you have a WordPress site already setup on another host and are looking to move away from them, they will migrate your site over to their hosting platform for free.  WPX does this as a managed WordPress host and it’s a very nice touch.  It makes moving your site over very easy.  This is helpful if you want to move hosts and you already have a site that’s getting a little traffic but aren’t ready for the cost of a larger hosting plan.
Monthly Cost: Grade Cw
Site5 is more expensive than the other hosts on the list without any type of promo code.  For just 1 website, you are looking at $6.95 per month and this is only suitable for up to 10,000 visits per month.  If you executing the appropriate strategies for building your website, you’ll move past this figure within 6 months.  The next level up is the $10.95 hosting package for unlimited websites. 
Obviously this works out to over $120.00 per year which is more expensive than our other recommended shared hosts so that’s something that should be taken into consideration.  It’s also only good for 25,000 hits where other hosts offer unlimited bandwidth.  For 100K visits, you are looking at $13.95. By this time you should be looking at a mid tier plan with WPX Hosting or another provider because your traffic numbers should mean that your site is making a decent income.  If you are making a decent income, it’s worth upgrading your hosting plan and reinvesting in your business.
Site Speed: Grade B
For site speed, I tested with pupkinvinecyclery.com, which is showing as hosted through a Site5 shared hosting plan.
GTMetrix Test:   The GTMetrix test yields one of the best responses I saw for any of the shared hosts.  This is also in part due to the fact that the website is designed well, without tons of unnecessary code.  The PageSpeed score gets an 80% and the site loads in 2.4 seconds for 972KBs of total data.  There are only 23 requests called, which means that the site is definitely well designed and doesn’t have a lot of external Javascript or other code that could be slowing it down.  Without GZIP compression enabled, the 2.4 seconds of load time for just under 1MB of data is about average when compared to other shared hosts.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: The Pingdom test comes back even cleaner.  It registers a load time of 1.27 seconds for just under 1MB of total data and also shows only 24 requests.  Granted, there is not a lot of content or any ads on the site, but overall the site is built well with a WordPress custom theme.  The performance grade is an 90 overall, and the speed makes it one of the better shared hosting options from a Pingdom testing perspective.
Bitcatcha.com Test: When testing the Site5 servers, the performance was solid for US based traffic.  West coast response times are 32MS and East Coast are 36MS, both well under the 200MS or less recommendation by Google.  If you are outside the US, the site speeds increase dramatically which is expected.  Using a CDN like MaxCDN or a service like CloudFlare would dramatically speed up server response time as it would serve the content from the closest server to the location of the visitor.  Overall, the D+ ranking of the server response times are on par with other shared hosts.
User Interface: Grade B-
Site5’s user interface is pretty vanilla.  Once you “install scripts” it will take you through the process of installing WordPress from cPanel.  cPanel is standard with most Linux hosting companies, and it’s basically a one click install from there.  You can install WordPress in under a dozen clicks, making it pretty easy to go live and get setup.  The back end is not as easy to navigate as BlueHost is, so you may spend a little time needing to walk through tutorials or viewing walkthrough guides on the Site5 website.
Support Grade: B
Site5 has support available through live chat, ticket submission and email submission.  It does not however have live phone support.  If you request support assistance, it will channel you back through the “backstage” area for online submissions via ticket or live chat.  If you prefer to speak to someone over the phone for support related issues, BlueHost, SiteGround or GoDaddy are all better options.  The chat support is relatively quick to respond though, and I’ve never had any problems getting the support I have needed from an agent at the support desk.
NameCheap: Overall Grade C+
Namecheap is a lower cost shared hosting provider.  The biggest beef I have with NameCheap is that your cPanel login isn’t on your dashboard when you login to their website.  You’ll need to save your original email you received during account setup if you want to readily access cPanel and add new domains to your account or setup your website hosting for the first time. 
Outside of that, they are pretty cheap and reliable.  Their speeds lag behind other shared hosts, but their costs reflect that and they do not put a bandwidth limit on their sites.  Their UI is lacking behind other major hosting providers like Bluehost but if you need a super low cost option and can find a hosting coupon, Namecheap is a decent choice for anyone just starting out.
Monthly Cost: Grade A
NameCheap has a variety of different hosting options, but the most popular is the “Value” plan which will get you up to 3 websites and unlimited bandwidth at $9.88 for the first year and $38.88 for the second year.  If cost is a major concern to you, then you’ll want to consider NameCheap’s hosting services.  While there are obviously other factors you should consider, $9.88 for the first year is the cheapest hosting package I've taken you through in this guide.
While cost shouldn’t be the only thing that influences your decision, if you plan to do client work or have other needs to retain a long term shared hosting account, then NameCheap’s hosting option is incredibly hard to beat from a pure monetary value perspective. 
Site Speed: Grade B
For site speed, I tested with tobywhelan.com, which is showing as hosted through a NameCheap  shared hosting plan.
GTMetrix Test:   GTMetrix yields a PageSpeed of an “F” but this is largely due to the images that this site uses and is the primary grade of an “F” in both the optimized and scaled images category run by GTMetrix.  I’m guessing that the owner of this site built it himself and did not do any resizing or compressing of any of his images.  The load times however look decent.  The page loads in 3.8 seconds for 3.3MB of data, most of which are images.  There’s also some Javascript that could be cleaned up as well that may reduce load times and improve pagespeed.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: The Pingdom test came back much better than the GTMetrix test with regards to performance.  The only suggestion to improve performance here was to leverage browser caching.  The load time was 3.09 seconds for 3.3MB of data which is right around the 1 second per MB of data that I typically shoot for when trying to optimize for speed.  Keep in mind that this site doesn’t have any advertisements on it, and that will definitely add load time if you are planning on using NameCheap as a host.
  Bitcatcha.com Test: Bitcatcha gives us similar results as other shared hosts with regards to server response times.  The Western US gets the quickest response with 15ms and the Eastern US lags behind at 88ms.  Overseas, NameCheap responds a little quicker, at under 700ms for every country tested.  Overall the results are a C from Bitcatcha which is not bad at all for a shared host considering other shared hosts I've tested grade out at a D or a D+.
User Interface: Grade D+
I’m grading NameCheap down here specifically because there is no link or gateway in your NameCheap account to get to your cPanel.  You’ll need to save your original email with the login detail or contact their support chat to have it emailed to you.  It’s inconvenient and for someone just starting out, they may forget where to login to and this could cost someone quite a bit of time trying to figure it out.  They need to add a gateway or a link to cPanel so people can login and utilize their hosting options, especially if they are using NameCheap as their registrar on top of it.  The back end is a standard cPanel login and is easy to use once you have the login link.
Support Grade: B
NameCheap support is quick to respond via live chat.  They have a 2 hour SLA (service level agreement) so they do respond quickly when you have a problem.  They will ask for a pin, but once provided they are helpful and can usually resolve most basic and even more intermediate technical problems.  Overall their support is solid, but I’m the type of person that would rather jump on the phone to fix a problem if I need an immediate response, and like other shared hosts, there’s no option to pick up the phone and call.
DreamHost: Overall Grade C
My first experience with DreamHost came back in 2014 when I was experimenting with Private Blog Networks.  I purchased a DreamHost account out of necessity for needing additional “Class C” IP addresses after reading all the studies by the pros.  It worked out that DreamHost would occasionally provide you a “new” Class C IP range if you put a new domain on your hosting account every couple of weeks.  It worked for a while, and at one point I had about 10 different C block ranges for IP addresses on one shared hosting account.  At the time, this was one of the cheapest ways to host a PBN.
DreamHost has come a long ways since 2014, and they’ve upgraded their user interface, support structure as well as their technology.  I don’t know if the IP range trick works anymore because I got out of PBNs back in 2014 after Google penalized a number of sites (including one of mine).  My experience was always pleasant with DreamHost and it’s pretty easy to setup a new account.  My biggest gripe with them in comparison to other hosts is cost, which I cover in more detail next.
Monthly Cost: Grade D+
You can sign up for a Monthly cost of $10.95 per month or a 1 year billed in advance and save yourself $1.00 per month for a shared hosting plan with DreamHost.  They do offer managed WordPress hosting which is more costly, but for shared hosting, this is what you can expect.  As far as shared hosting is concerned, this is rather expensive when compared to other options.
For similar speeds, you’ll pay $120.00 per year with DreamHost while paying far less with BlueHost or SiteGround for a similar experience.  I do like how easy DreamHost is to navigate, and they do make upgrading to a Managed WordPress hosting option extremely easy to do if you are already a customer.  From a cost perspective though, there are just better options.  Even WPX hosting which is a managed WordPress hosting option, you are looking at $24.99 for a base price and the back end speed difference is definitely noticeable.
Site Speed: Grade B
For site speed, I tested with ctrlq.org, which is showing as hosted through a DreamHost shared hosting plan.
GTMetrix Test:  The GTMetrix test yielded some mixed results.  For 1.89MB worth of data, it took 8.3 seconds for the page to fully load.  Most of this is from javascript, which could have something to do with how the theme is coded seeing as there are no ads being run on this page.  The 4x load time of the amount of data is not what I’d typically expect to see.  1 second per MB of data or at most 2 seconds per MB of data should be the standard that most people aim for.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: The Pingdom test responded far better.  It could have something to do with the server locations of where the data is hosted.  Pingdom fetched the page in 802ms, which is under 1 second for the same 1.9MB of data.  This test was run (as all the others) out of the San Jose test server, so it’s possible that the DreamHost data facility is closer to the Pingdom servers than GTMetrix.
Bitcatcha.com Test: For a site not using CloudFlare, the Bitcatcha response is actually pretty solid.  The West Coast US gets a server response in 26ms, and the East Coast US servers clock in at 76ms.  What’s different here is that all the non-US servers are under 700ms, with the majority being under 400ms without using CloudFlare.  If your traffic is coming from outside the US and you don’t intend on using CloudFlare, then using DreamHost seems to yield better server response times than most other shared hosts.
User Interface: Grade C+
DreamHost is easy to use.  It’s not quite as intuitive as BlueHost or some of their competitors, but you can install WordPress within a few clicks of the main dashboard once you’ve placed your domains on your account and pointed the nameservers at the host.  Installing WordPress is also pretty painless.  It was clunkier back in 2014 and took a little bit more patience to manage then, but now it is fairly straightforward as they have gone through the UI and made some design improvements. 
The only complaint I have about their UI is the fact they aren’t using cPanel, so if you need to access your files once installed (think moving hosts), then you’ll need to do it via an FTP file manager which can be time consuming if you aren’t technically savvy (I am not).
Support Grade: B
DreamHost has decent support.  Again, missing from them is telephone support, but you can chat or correspond with someone via their support ticket system anytime you need assistance with something you aren’t able to solve on your own.  I prefer telephone if I’m really struggling with something, so DreamHost gets a knock here, but overall, their response times are very good, especially via live chat.
Managed WordPress Hosting:
Managed WordPress hosts are the way to go if you can afford it.  As mentioned, the time you’ll get back from the admin panel of WordPress alone makes the cost worth it in my opinion.  When shopping for a Managed WordPress host, there are some things that should be taken into consideration as these types of hosting plans tend to differ in services and bandwidth more than shared hosting plans do. 
Full Disclosure here – I do not have UI experience with ALL of the Managed WordPress hosts I’ll be comparing.  As a result, I won’t be rating the UI experience with each of these hosts – just the ones I’ve personally used. 
To get a gauge on the support response times, I pulled the information from others who’ve had experience interacting with these companies.  I also am not rating them if I didn't have a personal experience with the host.
Here’s what I'm covering with each Managed WordPress host:
Monthly Cost: Paid up front in 12 month plans, or month to month, whichever is available
Site Speed: I evaluate a live site hosted on each server
User Interface (when I have experience): How easy or hard is it to get up and running
Support (when I have experience): How easy is it to reach someone when you have a problem
WPX Hosting: Overall Grade A
I was introduced to WPX about a year ago, and honestly I wish I had switched over from a shared host earlier.  As I mentioned in the section about why “Managed WordPress hosting is better” I made the point that the time it saved me in the admin panel was worth the cost alone.  I’m an impatient person that’s rather OCD, and sitting around while WordPress clocks is not something I enjoy doing. 
The speed upgrade here over a shared host is definitely noticeable, and that’s just for me being selfish and wanting extra time back to be productive.  The reality is that WPX gives you a pretty affordable cost of entry into Managed WordPress hosting and provides speeds that your visitors will love.  They tier pricing by usage, so you’ll need to know what kind of data you use.  If you use a CDN or CloudFlare this will significantly drop your bandwidth usage and save you monthly cost.  When I used MaxCDN in conjunction with WPX, I survived on the “Business” plan for almost 9 months before I had to tier up based on traffic to the “Professional” plan.  Let’s look at pricing.
Monthly Cost: Grade A
WPX has 3 different price points.  I found that coupled with MaxCDN’s service, the Business plan at $24.99 per month was more than enough for me up until I started hitting around 100K pageviews per month between all my hosted sites with their plans.  That pushed me into the next tier of the “professional” plan which is $49.99 per month.  Because of the value of what they give you for the $24.99, I've graded them out as one of our only “A’s” in the cost category.
While WPX is more expensive than other shared WordPress hosts, this cost is minimal when you think about any drop off you may experience in subscribers or lost traffic as a result of a slower website.  Instead of wasting money testing different WordPress themes, choosing the right host is a sound monetary investment and WPX is definitely worth the cost. You can also order annually and save about 2 months off the total hosting costs for the year, which helps.
Site Speed: Grade A
For site speed, I tested with bloggerspassion.com, which is showing as hosted through WPX both from their own website and again from validating with “whoishostingthis.com.”
GTMetrix Test:  The GTMetrix test came back solid on this site.  In looking at the page source, you can tell they have a custom theme and it’s well coded.  2.6 seconds for 862kb is somewhat respectable, although I’d prefer to see this load in under 2 seconds since most quick moving hosts will push 1 second per MB of data as I’ve mentioned previously in this article.  The site is coded very well though, with minimal suggestions for improvement and overall combined with WPX Hosting, grades out at a 94 PageSpeed Score.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: Pingdom comes back a little quicker, at 2.07 seconds for 860kb of data.  With only 43 total requests, there’s not a ton of heavy code on the home page of this site that weighs it down.  It grades out at a B performance wise, and only has minimal suggestions to improve speed, which includes a small amount of javascript from Facebook.
Bitcatcha.com Test: Based on the response times, it’s entirely possible that this site has CloudFlare installed.  Usually when a site has CloudFlare installed, they come back as the “host” underneath the IP address in the Bitcatcha test.  It’s possible that CloudFlare is being integrated through the W3 Caching Plugin, but Bitcatcha is not picking up a CloudFlare IP.  As a result, US based traffic is clocking in at 62ms on the west coast and 22ms on the east coast.  It’s possible WPX has their US based servers on the east coast. 
Across the world though, we are right at or under 300ms across the board, bringing this host as our first to rank as an “A+” for Bitcatcha performance.  With CloudFlare configured properly, most Bitcatcha serve times are under 100ms when hosted through WPX.
User Interface: Grade A
WPX is one of the easiest hosts to install WordPress on.  BlueHost is one of the easiest but WPX is not far off.  I installed a site on my hosting account in under 3 minutes for a relative.  And because the back end is so fast, we had her entire website up and running from scratch within a 3 hour timeframe.  It would have taken me much longer to upload and edit content, move around from screen to screen while installing plugins, etc. if I had been on a shared hosting plan. 
Support Grade: B+
WPX gets dinged for not having an 800 number to call if you have problems, but their ticket tracking and live chat services are spot on.  I have never logged into support chat and not had someone answer me within 5 minutes of asking a question.  They are extremely quick to respond, and have done many things I would consider “above and beyond” what a normal host would do.  For instance, they will install and configure W3 Total Cache for you on your site, so it’s completely optimized with their settings.  They will also install CloudFlare and configure it for you.  Both of these tasks can take an hour plus to setup if you aren’t familiar with the back-end requirements.  Overall – their support is top notch.
Kinsta Hosting: Overall Grade B+
Kinsta is another host that’s been around now for a couple of years.  They are a Managed WordPress host that leverages the power of the Google Cloud platform.  After reading many reviews, I’ve often been tempted to move to Kinsta from WPX because of how much people rave about their service and the support.  Since I don’t have direct experience managing a website on their platform, let me explain why I’m going with a “B” on my overall rating.
The reason for the overall “B” rating is one thing – cost.  For what I’m doing right now in my business, there could come a time where I want to test a different hosting platform and I love the fact that Kinsta allows for Unlimited Pageviews and Unlimited visitors.  But for me to host even 2 of my money sites with them, I’m already bumping up to their 200/month tier.  I like the fact that they have staging environments, and from all accounts, their speeds are top notch. 
But with where my business is now, I can’t justify the $150.00 per month increase when I’m already getting similar performance metrics with WPX hosting.  Matthew Barby recommends them, and so does Harsh Agrawal. Let’s jump in and look at some details.
Monthly Cost: Grade C
Kinsta has four primary plans that you can choose from.  The majority of marketers that follow Spencer probably fall into the category of having 1 to 5 niche websites.  This immediately puts most people (including me) into the “Business 2” plan which is $200.00 per month.  If you get loads of traffic from just a single website, then from studies I’ve seen, this might be a better option because Kinsta can perform with heavier loads “all at once” than WPX can. 
WPX can view heavy load times as a potential hacking attempt, so if you are used to getting 10,000 hits on your site all in a short amount of time after sending an email blast, then Kinsta may hold up better.  Most people aren’t in this situation though, and if that’s the case, then cost is something you will need to factor in.
Site Speed: Grade A
For site speed, I tested none other than Matthew Barby’s website matthewbarby.com, since he hosts with them and is advertised as a supporter on the Kinsta website.
GTMetrix Test:  GTMetrix comes in with a 77 (C) PageSpeed score.  It returns a fully loaded home page at 4.6 seconds with a total home page size of 1.29MB.  Kinsta allows you to pick your server locations based on your location, so it’s possible that Matt decided to choose a server location close to the UK since that’s where he’s based.  He’s got some recommendations that GTMetrix does provide to further optimize his site, but being an SEO expert, I’m sure Matt is already aware of this and his brand is more important than someone loading a second faster on his home page.  His content pages may be a different story though.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: Pingdom loaded his home page quicker, at 2.5 seconds with 1.2MB of data.  There are 113 requests, so this means the site has more calls the test server needs to make before fully rendering his page.  Again, there are a few recommendations that he can take to further optimize his site, like combining his external Javascript, but overall 2.5 seconds for 1.2MB isn’t terrible from a loading perspective, especially when it's being tested from a server on the US West Coast.
Bitcatcha.com Test: Here’s where the rubber meets the road – Kinsta performed at 35ms (goal is 200ms or below) in the UK, and 86ms in the US on the east coast.  The US west coast is under 200ms at 143ms.  What’s surprising is that the other locations across the world are in the 200-400ms range without CloudFlare installed.  This is pretty solid for not having CloudFlare as evidenced by the B+ performance grade by Bitcatcha.com.
User Interface: Grade N/A
I don’t personally have any experience with the User Interface of Kinsta on the back end.  However both Jon from FatStacksBlog.com and Harsh from ShoutMeLoud.com are fans of hosting on the Kinsta platform and have done some in-depth reviews here and here about Kinsta.  Harsh shows all the details behind the support structure, and it looks like the user interface is very easy to use.
Support Grade: N/A
While I don’t have experience with Kinsta support, I have interacted with their sales reps asking about their hosting plans when I’ve been considering testing their services.  I got responses same day on all my outreach and they were very accommodating to provide the information I requested.  While I understand that sales is far more likely to reach out immediately, it does look like other industry leaders have some good things to say about the Kinsta support team.
Flywheel: Overall Grade B+
Flywheel is a pretty sweet host.  Their plans are pretty good if you are just starting out and they make a great entry level Managed WordPress host for people just starting out.  They do have a limit cap of 5000 monthly visits and 250GB of bandwidth for their smallest plan that runs $14.00 per month.  They advertise that they are for small developers and single sites, which is evident by their traffic requirements.  When you start getting into the “Personal” or “Professional” plans, the cost is higher than WPX for what you get, but they are still a good host.
I loved the fact they let you test out their sites and if you ever plan on freelancing, they have an awesome option that lets you bill clients directly, and you get an affiliate commission out of the client paying their hosting cost.  It’s a great feature.  Unfortunately it’s not enough for a solopreneur that does all the work themselves to pass over WPX or Kinsta in my opinion.  If you do plan on offering client work, this overall grade probably shifts closer to the “A” mark as performance is pretty close to WPX for lower traffic sites. 
Monthly Cost: Grade B
The $14.00/mo. cost of entry is nice for people just starting out.  You get 5,000 monthly visits, but after 5-6 months of running a niche site, you may outgrow that number.  That pushes you to the $28.00 per month plan, which only gets you one WordPress install and 25,000 monthly visits.  Hosts like WPX charge on Bandwidth, and you can easily get by with CloudFlare installed up to 100,000 monthly visits on WPX’s mid-tier plan.  Once you get into the “Personal” plan, that’s when the competition starts getting more aggressive.  You do get their built in CDN for free which is a nice touch.  And again, if you plan on doing client work, the option to bill them directly for their hosting is totally awesome.
Site Speed: Grade A
For site speed, I tested lemonly.com.  They are a company that hosts infographics and are one of the testimonials on Flywheel’s testimonial page.  I also did some testing myself as they allow you to create a non-indexed test site for free for 14 days. 
GTMetrix Test:  GTMetrix pulled 7.86MB of data out of the lemonly.com home page in 6.5 seconds.  Not bad when our typical target is 1 second per MB of data.  They could do a lot with this site to reduce load times, but since they are an infographic service, having lots of large images makes sense.  Flywheel does have slower load times under major traffic spikes, but they advertise that up front, so there’s no surprise there.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: Pingdom pulled down the lemonly.com homepage at 4.82 seconds with 22.4MB of page data.  This is an excellent speed and I’m not really sure why the GTMetrix test pulls down significantly less data from the page, but I’m guessing it’s due to how each speed testing software reads the code.
Bitcatcha.com Test: The Bitcatcha test here is pretty impressive.  I could consider it “somewhat” of a cheat since like Pagely.com, they have their own CDN – but most server response times look pretty good.  US based traffic on the west coast clocks in at 67ms and only 9ms on the east coast.  London clocks in at 120ms and the rest of the world is under 460ms across the board.
User Interface: Grade A
After cruising around the back end of my Flywheel account, it’s super intuitive and easy to use.  I may be slightly biased because I tend to like sites that have bright colors that tell me what to do since I’m a visual learner.  The UI is definitely easy to use, especially for beginners. 
Support Grade: N/A
I didn’t personally have to use Flywheel’s support team, but they are available 24/7 for emergencies including an option to call them during office hours which I love.  I like getting on the phone with someone when I have a problem more than dealing with someone via live chat.  I’m not grading the support since I’ve never had to use it, but the option is definitely there.
WPEngine: Overall Grade B
WPEngine is one of the longest running managed WordPress hosting companies.  They have the lion’s share of managed WordPress hosting, so you’d think they would be the best option for just about everyone, right?  While WPEngine does have many people that are die hard followers of the brand, they lack in one areay that other managed WordPress hosts don’t and that’s speed. 
WPEngine does get a ton of positive feedback for their support structure, and I love that they have an option to call them on the phone, chat or submit a ticket.  But that doesn’t trump speed, which is a huge chunk of what finding the right host is all about.  The other knock against WPEngine is the fact they don’t host email with their service (this can be overcome) and that they also have some plugins that they don’t allow on your site if you host with them.
Monthly Cost: Grade B
WPEngine has a few different plans depending on where you are at in your business.  The personal plan is only $29.00 per month and will service most people that are just starting out.  You are only allowed 1 WordPress install on this plan and can only get about 25k hits per month.  It’s not a bad entry level plan, but it’s not as good as WPX offers with their entry level 5 website plan. 
Their next tier up is the professional plan, which is $99.00 per month for 10 sites, and WPX offers a hosting plan that’s about half of that with 15 WordPress installs.  Cost is cheaper than Kinsta but more expensive than WPX.  If you like the idea of having someone you can hop on the phone with when there’s a problem, then WPEngine might be a good fit for you, especially if you are just starting out.
Site Speed: Grade B
For site speed, I tested eofire.com, run by John Lee Dumas.  John Lee Dumas is a respected entrepreneur and he moved to WPEngine when their bandwidth at EOF exceeded what BlueHost could provide for them.
GTMetrix Test:  GTMetrix loaded eofire.com in 6.7 seconds for 2.75MB of total data.  This is about 2 seconds per MB of data, which is over what we’d normally like to see from a host.  Some of this is due to the fact that eofire.com has a lot of podcasts located on the home page and that the site has some very small improvements that could be made, like levering a browser cache or deferring some javascript.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: Pingdom comes back quicker, with 3.2 seconds and 3.6MB of page data.  This is less than 1 second per MB and within what I’d like to see from an optimized WordPress site.  There’s definitely some speed enhancements recommended from Pingdom, specifically pertaining to Javascript.
Bitcatcha.com Test:  Bitcatcha brings in the server response times in the US at 70ms for the west coast and 16ms for the east coast, both of which are respectable.  The UK clocks in at 130ms, but everywhere else is at 350+ms, making this less optimal if you have traffic coming from overseas.  You can integrate CloudFlare with WPEngine, which will yield better results for anyone coming to your site overseas.
User Interface: Grade N/A
Just like Kinsta, I have no personal experience using the WPEngine Dashboard.  There are plenty of different articles that talk about how easy it is to use though.  Because WPEngine is a large company, they are able to reinvest into support and User Experience, so this is definitely a strong point for WPEngine versus their competitors.
Support Grade: N/A
As with the UI, I have no direct experience here, but from what I’ve read, they have made investments into their support team and you can call or chat with someone 24/7 about your website.  I like the phone support and chat support, but I’m not quite sure it’s enough to convince me to test them out given some of the issues I’ve read about with other bloggers.  Still, things have come a long way from 2014 when that post was written, so it’s possible they have gotten better since that time.
Pagely: Overall Grade A (if you can afford it)
Pagely is a higher end Managed WordPress host.  They run on Amazon’s SSDs with the privacy of a VPS and allow unlimited pageviews/visitors.  Unfortunately the biggest drawback here is going to be cost.  They are quite expensive and the cost will be somewhat out of reach for many people that have established sites.  If you need someone to handle a large influx of traffic, Pagely is definitely worth a look as a hosting provider if you can afford it.  
There are many enterprise level WordPress websites that utilize Pagely’s service, as they need to withstand massive traffic bursts and heavy load levels when they have an influx of readers due to viral activity.  They have several plans depending on what you need, including one plan that’s “not published” but is cheaper than the others they have advertised on their website.  Pagely definitely caters to the enterprise crowd, specifically sites that get millions of visits per month.
Monthly Cost: Grade C
I’ve graded out at a C here on cost because many people that read the NichePursuits blog should be investing $499.00 per month for content, not for hosting.  Pagely.com used to offer lower tiered hosting packages that were “somewhat” affordable for the little guys, but now they have definitely geared their resources towards other sites.  It’s possible they are also catering to resellers, although I don’t have experience there.  Allowing 30 WordPress installs at $499/mo. isn’t bad if you are working with clients, hosting their sites, and charging them $50.00 a piece for monthly maintenance. 
They do have an “unpublished” pricing plan that starts at $299.00 per month, but you’ll need to reach out to their sales team directly to uncover that price point.  It only allows for 15 installs of WordPress, which is still pretty decent considering you get unlimited bandwidth.   
Site Speed: Grade A
For site speed, I tested the pagely.com website.  When I asked for a sample site to do some testing, they explained that their own site is hosted on their servers and could be tested.  They provided me another website which yielded similar results from a testing perspective. 
GTMetrix Test:  GTMetrix pulled Pagely’s site fully loaded in 4.8 seconds with 1.22MB of data.  There are some recommendations for speed on the site, and GTMetrix reads that there’s no CDN installed.  This is incorrect as Pagely actually has their own CDN that they utilize with their hosting service, which is a nice touch.  There are 113 requests on their homepage, so there’s more to loading this page than server speed.  If you check out the home page, there’s a lot of activity so I’m going to guess that some of the coding may be holding back their speeds just a touch.
Tools.pingdom.com Test: Pingdom pulled this site in 2.53 seconds for 1.2MB of data.  This is again slightly longer on load times than I’d like to see, but they are running some Javascript and some other things that are slowing their site down. Not the best we’ve seen, but also far from the worst.
Bitcatcha.com Test:  Bitcatcha’s test for Pagely was impressive.  The US west coast server pulls a 62ms response time with the east coast being 4 seconds.  Every other country besides India was under 240ms, which is the fastest server response times I've seen on any site that doesn’t have CloudFlare installed.
User Interface: Grade N/A
Like Kinsta and WPEngine, I don’t have experience with the Pagely User interface.  From what I’ve read, their UI is different in the fact that you don’t actually “install” WordPress, as it’s already installed for you completely ready to go right out of the box.  It may be confusing for anyone thinking they will login to a default WordPress as the prior article mentions that it looks a bit different from a standard WordPress installation.
Support Grade: N/A
As with the UI, I don’t have first-hand experience with their support.  They don’t list a phone number to contact them, but they do have ticket support as well as live chat support.  Their support is available 24/7, and I would find it hard to believe that major brands would host with Pagely without them having an amazing support team ready to tackle any challenges that may come up.
Picking Your Host:
Hopefully everything laid out here will help you pick the right host for whatever your plans are with your business.  There are lots of different options and it can be quite confusing if you don’t know what your plans are long-term.
If you are still scratching your head after all the testing I’ve done here, I’ll reiterate how I would approach hosting if I was just starting out.
Shared Hosts (I have a very small hosting budget): Bluehost or SiteGround
Managed WordPress Hosts (I care about speed and have a slightly bigger budget): WPX or Flywheel
Heavy Traffic Managed WordPress Host (I can afford $100-$400 per month): Kinsta
Anything in between will work, but these four are the hosts I’d recommend based on personal experience and learning curve over the last several years of testing different hosts.
If you have different experiences or feel like I’ve missed your favorite host, please drop us a line in the comments section!
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Greasing the Squeakiest Wheel is a Waste of Time
Genuine customer complaints to a major super market chain in Chicago:
"Guacamole was wayy too spicy! This is why [MAJOR CHAIN] is closing stores!"
"Customer stopped by the desk to say that he was unhappy that he was directed to the water station to get water because that water cup doesn't have a cup and a lid. He says the people working at [MAJOR CHAIN] are nice, but he doesn't understand why he’s directed to the water fountain instead of just being handed a cup of water with a lid and straw. He says he will be shopping somewhere else now."
"I HATE this store! I asked 3 people where I could find the Bhakti Chai and I never found it. I've wasted 20 minutes of my time at least and I'm still thirsty!"
In my decade of dealing with the public radio crowd, I encountered the phenomenon of the relentless complainer on more than a few occasions. I understand the legitimate complaint—not receiving a pledge drive premium or encountering a mistake in the ticketing for Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! but the reaction of public radio to the endless bitching from a tiny constituency of people who, for some deep-seated reason, must complain about anything and everything in order to be heard was maddening.
Years ago, I was charged with producing the first Millennium Park taping of WWDTM. Huge outdoor venue, free seats, union labor, lots of plates in the air to spin. One of my responsibilities was to wrangle up volunteers to assist in traffic control of the huge crowd. I put out the all-call request. I received a lot of eager volunteers who were excited to be a part of the experience.
Among them was Don Evans.
Don wanted to volunteer but wanted to know if A) he would get a good seat for the show, B) if volunteers would get backstage access, C) if volunteers could expect to be fed, and D) if parking downtown would be validated. All legit questions if not belying his reasons for offering his time and energy. He was a regular donating member, he assured me, and was very excited about the opportunity.
I answered these questions to all the volunteers in an email: A) No. Volunteers would be expected to be on their feet for the duration. B) No. Backstage access was to be limited to staff only. C) Yes. There would be pizzas delivered for volunteers to enjoy before the show began. D) Yes. The MP staff will be providing us with parking vouchers for selected garage spaces and I would give them out as volunteers checked in.
Long story short, the MP staff failed to provide the parking vouchers. I explained to all of the volunteers that, while I did not have the vouchers, parking in a specific garage would only be $10 but that I would recommend taking mass transit if that was a hardship.
Don was late. Late enough to not be given much to do, late enough to miss the pizza, but not late enough to sit and watch the show.
A week after the event, I received four emails and two phone calls indicating that I owed him $10 for his parking. I informed him that I could not reimburse him but that we appreciated his sacrifice. Not good enough. He wanted that $10 and he proceeded to email and call the station, NPR, our Philanthropy Department, my boss, Board Members and Torey Malatia in pursuit of what he felt was rightfully owed him.
His frustration at being denied this money boiled over into hyperbolic language as if refusing to reimburse him this $10 amounted to a violation of all the principles public radio stood for. I was a liar and an opportunist. I was taking advantage of members. I was a bad person for denying him his reimbursement for parking. This went on for six weeks.
I tried to reason with Don. It was, after all, only ten dollars and he did see the show without having to do any work as he was late. As a volunteer, his tardiness basically made him just an audience member. It was, in his mind, about principle, not money.
Finally, I was instructed to pay him the $10 just to grease this squeakiest of wheels. There was no budget line for this sort of thing (which is why it was difficult to process in the first place) so I just paid him out-of-pocket as it was just easier to give him ten bucks than listen to him bitch. I found out a bit later that Don Evans was, indeed, a donating member. He had, the previous year, donated... $10... and then was angry that he couldn't get a subscription to The Atlantic because the premium was for $10 a month rather than for $10 in total. He got his subscription anyway because he was relentless in his pursuit of that subscription.
There will always be folks like Don Evans in the world. Blowing up anything they can find to complain about. Demanding to be heard because being heard and attended to fills some void in their lives. Going to a grocery store and threatening to never shop there again because he had to fill his cup of water himself. There is no appeasement, no effort great enough to stop these broken wheels from sounding off.
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Dana Schutz is politely unrepentant. The artist knew she’d waded into controversial territory when she depicted Emmett Till, the African-American teenager who was famously lynched to death by bigots in 1955, in her abstract Open Casket painting.
“You think maybe it’s off limits, and then extra off limits,” Schutz says in this week’s New Yorker. “But I really feel any subject is O.K., it’s just how it’s done.”
Ever since the painting went up at the Whitney Biennial almost three weeks ago, it has become a lightning rod in the war on cultural appropriation, with protesters arguing in an open letter that Schutz, a white artist, had exploited black suffering “for profit and fun.” (Schutz, however, had previously made clear that she never intended to sell the painting.)
The painting, along with six other artworks, has been temporarily removed from view because of a water leak—and is due to be remounted today.
Within days of the Biennial’s opening, dozens of artists had signed an online petition calling for Schutz’s painting to be excised from the exhibition and subsequently destroyed, ensuring it never re-enter the art market.
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Calls for the painting to be excised and destroyed? Seriously?
When it comes down to idiots dressing up in offensive costumes or mega-rich artists using cultural iconography to sell their videos and even the obvious whitewashing of an awful lot of the entertainment industry, the point is clear. These are all legitimate complaints and problems to be solved.
To even level the accusation that an artist who made it clear the artwork would not be made for sale painted a work depicting the death of Emmett Till "for profit and fun" is ridiculous. To insist that only black artists are somehow culturally allowed to comment on black culture is lunacy.
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The squeaky wheels continue, however, despite the ludicrous lengths they must go to make their points.
Local gadfly and identity politics zealot Ricardo Gamboa posts this on Facebook recently:
The complaint is rooted in the need for more Black, Latino, Hispanic, Asian, Muslim, Queer and Trans people to be included on Chicago stages but the extremes he goes to illustrate this need is almost Onion-like in it's asinine suggestion that without full representation of every single possible group, a theater is merely a 'colonial' theatre.
Gamboa is known for his comedy so it might be fair to assume that this hyperbole is simply a bit but I doubt it. What about equal representation of disabled folks? Chicago has the largest population of Polish people anywhere but Poland, so what about equal representation of Polish people? The blind?  Little people? The Weight Challenged? Homeless?
His screed is no more relevant to Chicago theatre than the lady who decided she hates a grocery store because the "Guacamole was wayy too spicy!"
There is harm, however, in paying heed to the complaining wheels. Eventually, the machine gets bogged down trying to address even the most mindlessly stupid complaints that the legitimate ones are ignored. Unfortunately, the Internet has opened up a world of a billion soap boxes with no discrimination as to how crackpotted or full of shit the orator might be.
Given that there will always be squeaky wheels in society—from Flat Earthers to vehement racists to those who firmly believe they were abducted by aliens—the best policy is to ignore them. They will always have an audience and, for a variety of reasons, small squads of people who wholeheartedly agree with them. I'm quite certain that, if put to a test, there are at least 121 people on Facebook pissed that they couldn't find the Bhakti Chai in a chain store.
Like the specter of alternative facts proliferated by our executive branch, the relentless bitching about tinier and tinier things need to be seen in the light of context and common sense, and wholly ignored.
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