#i'm a failure of a funny haha blog

[demented-trashcan]

Hey hiiiiiii!! Greetings, im terribly sorry for being this direct. But my little kitty needs your help, i know times are tough but please if you have some time to spare, kindly boost/share the post I pinned for her. It would be so meaningful to me as I’m hoping it would reach more people.. please 💔🙏 praying you’d consider, and pls kindly send me a msg for a response so I could atleast thank you for doing us a favor! Wishing you good health and peace! 🫶🏽

Hello, Sir, Madame, creature from hell what ever you are, you must be from Twit... X. (if you're not I'm sorry for insinuating)

1) if you use too many emojis I will think your a bot (hold off behavior from YouTube)

2) boost is kinda vague on this site, do you mean reblog or blaze? Cause I ain't blazing your shit.

3) who the hell are you?

4) clout on here means jackshit. Taylor Swift uses this app/site, does anyone care? No

5) my ask box is for stupidity and anon hate not save my pet likes = prayers bullshit

6) if you want me to look at something, link it, I don't know who the hell your cat is

7) I don't pay any attention to who follows me, if you're following me and I don't recognize you. It's nothing personal.

#Spilt trash #Some semi rules #i am a fucking mess #i'm a failure of a funny haha blog #If I ever get a following I'd probably lose it almost instantly #please remember that #This is a separate ecosystem and some behaviors don't carry over different populations #Link that shit if you want me to see it #And please follow these rules

[aspss-aspen]

alright I'm way behind on Dacula Daily (haven't read since september 6th), so I gonna blog my thoughts as I catch up today! Though keep in mind that I write all of this having had a migrane for the past 3 days.

Sept. 7th

starting off strong with Van Helsing absolutely Monologueing to Seward.

.... "took my ear in his hand and pulled it playfully" just me or is anyone else getting some very homo vibes there?

"we learn from failure, not from success!" Yes! go off mr 24 phds you are so right

Ah Yes, the blood transfusions that I've seen everyone talking about.

Love how eager Arthur is to help, it's very sweet. And Seward!! bucking up even though he probably still has complicated emotions about all this.

Ok it is incredibly funny to me how Van Helsing keeps talking about Arthur's strong blood. Like you didn't know about blood types and apparently you didn't know about blood bourne disease either Abraham

oh boy oh fuck, Dr seward had a thought!!! I love this trope "I have stumbled on the correct answer but that is too bizarre in my brain so I will now dismiss it as even a possibility"

because of course the punctures on her jugular are not related to her blood loss, that would be batshit! (haha get it, bat, vampire, ok I'll show myself out)

#dracula daily #arthur holmwood #dr seward #dr van helsing #lucy westenra #🌱

[demented-trashcan]

hey everyone, I think I'm doing this tumblr thing right... I'm going to hell ain't I?

#the tumblr experience #hellsite (affectionate) #i think i'm funny #but like not really #i'm a failure of a funny haha blog #i'm going to hell #Spilt trash