#i'm kneedeep back in my valvert phase babey

[wizard-hubris]

Javert, busting an entire crime gang in the sassiest way possible, telling a criminal not to shoot him because the gun will misfire, thus making the criminal try to shoot him but the gun misfires (probably making all the criminals believe he has supernatural abilities in the process), before naming every single one of the masked criminals correctly without even lifting their masks:

bonus version with quastvert:

#les miserables #les mis #les mis shitpost #the brick #javert #me? making a les mis shitpost in the year of our lord 2023??? IT'S MORE FUCKING LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!!!! #i'm kneedeep back in my valvert phase babey #anyway have a silly meme i had to think of while going on a walk about one of the best chapters of the entire brick lmao #also have the quastvert version as a bonus bc i wanted to take brickvert bc duh it's a brick 'exclusive' scene #but i picked that half smile screenshot of quastvert and had to giggle so much while editing apparently i think i'm funny or something idk #but i like that version lots and didn't want to keep it from you guys #(it's also one of the few times javert can actually say that lmao especially musical javert tends to be very very bad at math lol)