#idk why considering it should be obvious snipers a milflover (looks at snipspy and medsnip) SKDFKSDKFSDKFD

[mickmundy]

people boo hooing over sniper/admin fail to recognize one of sniper's greatest and most fun potential character traits: cougar hunter

many snipers live in my mind but one of them that i love to think about is that he's slept his way from admin, to spy (and scout's mom), to medic. something like this:

admin: how he got his contract with mann co. a fun lay that turned into "i like your back muscles. you should come work for me". well mick mundy isn't gonna tell a cougar No, so... ah, why not! doesn't go steady with her because it doesn't suit either of them and sniper's not interested in having a relationship with his boss. both are professionals about it so its all good

spy: hooks up with spy after he too admits that he admires his back muscles. introduces him to his Even Older Wife (scout's mom) and she twirls his hair and asks him to stay the night. well mick mundy isn't gonna tell two cougars No, so... ah, why not! the three of them are a throuple now. scout comes home and sees sniper walking around in a speedo in their backyard and scout's like "hey mom why is sniper almost naked in our backyard?" and spy's like "ummmmmm he's. cleaning our pool." <- sniper would actually love to do that for them if they had a pool but they do not. he'd stick around this relationship for a while because he likes helping scout's mom out with household stuff, gets good backstab protection from spy at work, and the sex is incredible. sniper also has to break it to scout that he will in fact be at scout's house for dinner during the holidays......... because scout's two hot moms will be there.............. and they invited him already. but thanks for the second invite mate!

medic: revives sniper from the dead and calls him a medical marvel. he admires his his breedable hips (obviously). sniper tells medic any way he can make it up to him for saving him just let him know :). medic says he'd like to see these back muscles he's heard so much about (milfs talk after all) and sniper says well mick mundy isn't gonna tell a cougar No, so... ah, why not! and he happily becomes medic's service top and they bond over post-coital small talk about hazardous plants and exotic animals. easiest relationship to maintain, neither of them are overly clingy since it's just sex. they fool around when they can (and often when they shouldn't be!) and have the time of their lives.

important notes:

sniper owns a shirt (or hat) that says "COUGARS: TO BE HUNTED BUT NEVER TAMED". admin and spy hate it. medic loves it. scout's mom is the one that bought it for him :)

sniper has Zero Conventional Attractiveness/Sex Appeal. he's just in the right place at the right time and has a silly little Air about him that make older women need him

milfs and cougars talk Of Course. medic, spy, scout's mom and admin are all on the phone late at night talking about how much Fun sniper is and that they love his weird goofy swagger. lord have mercy when his voice goes all low and breathy though!

#dutchfoolery #LMAOOOOOOOOO #NOT TAGGING IT #dutchiehcs #im gonna cry #a merc that is swimming in poon and nobody (even him) understands or knows why #but i do: because it's funny and it rules. also let him relax and have fun because i said so #also he IS sexy. very sexy actually. His Wives (and i) know whats up >:) #HEHEEHE #also nothing brought this on im just thinking out loud. but when the actors were doing those voiceline things or whatever a few months ago #and snip called admin sweetums or something liek that ppl on twt flipped out for like. No reason lol #idk why considering it should be obvious snipers a milflover (looks at snipspy and medsnip) SKDFKSDKFSDKFD #sniper is sooooo breedable when you think about it. i would know because i never stop thinking about it