#if any of you have a medieval stretcher can i borrow it

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I want everyone to know that Koichi is canonically taller than me while being the size of a small chihuahua compared to literally anyone and everyone else

#is this information relevant at all to anything or important? no not really i just think it’s funny #i’m not even like 10 or anything im just stupid short and have a growth rate of one inch per year #if any of you have a medieval stretcher can i borrow it #or stilts #or really high heels #anything works please i beg #also i just realized saying he’s canonically taller than me implies i exist in the jojo canon #his canon height is taller than my real life height #i don’t know the first phrasing is funnier i think #by the way tag readers jubilee and amy rose evolved so i now have a crobat and sandslash :]