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slimslamflimflam · 8 months

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I want everyone to know that Koichi is canonically taller than me while being the size of a small chihuahua compared to literally anyone and everyone else

#is this information relevant at all to anything or important? no not really i just think it’s funny #i’m not even like 10 or anything im just stupid short and have a growth rate of one inch per year #if any of you have a medieval stretcher can i borrow it #or stilts #or really high heels #anything works please i beg #also i just realized saying he’s canonically taller than me implies i exist in the jojo canon #his canon height is taller than my real life height #i don’t know the first phrasing is funnier i think #by the way tag readers jubilee and amy rose evolved so i now have a crobat and sandslash :]

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lepitorus · 5 months

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well that didn't age well

#my art #fnaf #william afton #henry emily #springtrap #spring bonnie #five nights at freddy's #willry #helliam #springbonnie #yellow rabbit #this sort of mirrors the springtrap one i drew a whiole ago #also just in case this breaches containment WILLIAM ISNT THAT TALL SPRONNIE HAS STILTS OK.

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cgenoveseart · 5 months

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I had a Vision.

#I’m not immune to batstarion #I’m sorry that all I’ve been able to do is really stilted sketches but it’s something #anyway sorry Volo (not sorry)#Mankar would use him to get out of conversations #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #batstarion

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lacnunga · 2 years

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my favourite etymology post edit

#i cannot tell if this is a stilted but genuine thanks for bandying around ideas #or a snide comment on lack of sources #but it is funny

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theriverbeyond · 2 months

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i think we are all in agreement that Harrow would have some sort of medical event if taken to the club but I posit that Gideon would also do poorly in the club environment. incredibly important Gideon Nav character trait is that she thinks she's hot shit but when faced with real people and real social situations she is not only shy, she is *thankful* for any excuse to not talk and also leave

i think she would do acceptably well if given a bodyguard or bouncer position (stand there with sunglasses, look vaguely menacing, don't make small talk), but would *hate* going as a normal patron.

#sorry if this sounds stilted the only thing ive been writing for weeks is medical paperwoek #gideon nav #trb.txt #tlt thoughts

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wtfforged · 1 month

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made it to enies lobby with my friend:)

this is a redraw. heres the original screenshot!

#wtf... art #See You Later... Sogeking...#Sogeking... blasting off Again....#like i love this screenshot so much. the entire moment is fucking hilarious but this screenshot is just Good #um/ it feels unfair to tag sanji(just his stilts) and usopp(nothing but a booger in the mddle of the screen). so i wont. LMFAO.#idk its late im too sleepy to do my usual tag rambles and i did this all in one sitting and dont want to look at it anymore #one piece art #straw hat pirates #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece zoro #cat burglar nami #nami #one piece nami #tony tony chopper #one piece chopper

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clockwayswrites · 2 months

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Cosmas Coffee Break

“Thanks for the excuse to take a break,” Danny said. He had his hands wrapped around his coffee cup, soaking in the warmth.

“I hope you don’t actually need the excuse. I know we try not to work anyone that hard,” Bruce said with a chuckle, though the words were sincere.

“Don’t worry, Lucius would be on me if I wasn’t getting enough rest. He’s done it before and I’m sure that he’ll do it again,” Danny said with a smile. “I am pushing it just a little right now, but I really am behind with parental leave Lucius made me take.”

“Parental leave?” Bruce asked, surprised despite himself. While all the Wayne Enterprises employees went through a background check, Bruce tried to stay out of digging deeper into them. In Danny’s case, Lucius trusted Danny and that was enough for Bruce. Lucius was reliable like that.

And would have Bruce’s head if he chased off his favorite employee by snooping.

Still, Bruce couldn’t help but notice the things he did and Danny wore no jewelry beyond a WE smart watch. The only bends in his fingers were from overuse of a pencil and a rather old break typical of teenage sports or antics.

Danny ducked his head bashfully and for some reason Bruce felt just a little disappointed.

“I adopted recently and very, very suddenly,” Danny said as he scratched at the back of his neck. “I think that maybe might be why Lucius actually kicked us out to go get coffee. One kid is overwhelming enough, I don’t know you did it several times.”

“That bad?”

“What? No, Cos is wonderful. I don’t regret my decision for a moment,” Danny corrected quickly. “I just… it really changes everything, doesn’t it?”

“It does,” Bruce said, perhaps a little wistfully. “When Dick, my oldest, first came to live with us— well, let’s just say I was very lucky to have Alfred around to keep setting me straight because I had no damn clue what to do with a very active, very charismatic, and very traumatized boy suddenly being my responsibility.”

#bit stilted but my brain wanted to write it #dp x dc #spirit halloween ship #cosmas the clone

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xxautumnivyxx · 3 months

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When you’re just trying to learn a new skill and your calf cramps-

#autumn ivy #autumnivy #cosplayer #the bone collector #narrator #actor #costumer #amazon #alternative #cosplay #digitgrade #digi #stilts

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tourettesdog · 8 months

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Just some normal dogs

#danny phantom #danny phantom art #dpxdc #dpxdc art #danny phantom cujo #cujo #stilts #danny phantom oc #dogart

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 6 months

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weeee more fantasy au doodles

#ft. the chanel boots <3 #or. wait. what's a pun on chanel incorporating either 'demon' or 'patron'#cha... chahell... patronel... no that just sounds like citronella #whatever doesnt matter its 6 am i havent slept and i have a low grade migraine I Cant Pun Right Now #on another note i gave poppy a lil neck corset bc. uh. runs away #and her little sling for carrying wally in puppet form! keeping him safe and secure!#and of course barnaby & wally snuggles <3 #yall would not BELIEVE how many doodles i have of them cozy together. its absurd #its just! the size difference i have stuck in my brain is Perfect for wally curling around barnaby's big ol head!#and also Perfect for barnaby holding wally like a stuffed animal!#your honor i love them!#wh fantasy au #scribble salad #I LOVE WALLY'S TALL ASS BOOTS #he needed some HOOVES #and a couple of extra inches. i imaging that while wearing them he's as tall as if not taller than julie/sally #little man on stilts...#and his apple belt! his Eye Shirt!#its not often i so thoroughly enjoy my own outfit design but i think i really did go off with this one

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astralstarlight · 3 months

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falling asleep on you !

w/ al haitham, wanderer, diluc, tartaglia/childe

a/n: under the cut because they got really long omg

al haitham likes to rest his head on your shoulder whenever he's tired. when it's in a more private setting, he'll lay his head in your lap instead. a loud, satisfied sigh will leave his lips once he's in this position. it's almost as though all the tenseness in his body simply dissipates once you start running your fingers through his hair. he rarely drifts off for a nap, but he looks close enough to peace when he's lying down like that.

it's the closest you'll ever get to having him be needy or clingy in any way. he tends to lean his whole weight onto you without explicit warning, so it's taken some practice to make sure you don't fall over on to one side — helplessly squashed.

there are signs to look out for.

you'll notice him staring at you out of the corner of his eye, making sure you're comfortable with how you're sitting before he places his head on your shoulder. sometimes he'll even mention that it's very "quiet and peaceful" before nearly knocking you over with a heavy slump.

when he's been kept up late for too many nights, he really will drift off to sleep. he's heavy and he makes your entire body ache from trying to hold him up, but you can't really bear to move him, especially not when he smiles in his sleep after you brush your fingers over his cheek.

he won't tell you that he always wakes from your sudden touch.

and with how cute he thinks you are when you're trying not to wake him, he doubts he ever will.

"i don't need sleep." wanderer announces proudly. it takes him exactly nine minutes to pass out after you promise that you'll keep watch while he's resting. you even make sure that he's asleep by waving your hands in front of his face to see whether his eyes twitch. nothing.

he doesn't even breathe.

his arms stay crossed over his chest and his hair falls onto one side. completely at rest.

still, this is the last thing you were expecting would happen. you resist the urge to touch his face. you haven't gotten that far with him yet.

unfortunately, you end up falling asleep beside him instead of keeping watch. there's something so comforting about his weight on yours, that you lean back into him, just to close your eyes for a few minutes.

the next time you wake is with the morning sun, and with a blanket haphazardly thrown over you. you fight with it for a bit, tangling your arms even further.

"oh good, you're up," comes the familiar, haughty voice. you expect to be berated for falling asleep, but he says something different instead. "thank you."

"huh?" you murmur intelligently. it's not fair that he does this when you're still groggy from sleeping.

he turns away, pretending he said nothing else. you smile at his back. guess he's still full of surprises.

diluc's very gentle with you. he's always been the one to beckon you over once he notices you yawning or when you look a little down. the way he caresses you while wrapping you in his arms is enough to send you straight to sleep. it's cozy.

but you've never seen him asleep before you. he's always been the one to creep back into your shared bed at the crack of dawn, when you're just awake enough to know that he's there.

this time, you're the one late.

he's already sleep — legs stretched out and turned onto one side. you take a single step forward and jump as he snores, disturbing the silence.

you crawl into the bed, facing the outline of his back. you reach out for him just to hesitate before actually touching him. what if he wakes up if you try to cuddle him? what if he has a really busy day tomorrow and he'll be frustrated with not getting enough sleep?

he answers the myriad of questions for you. just your presence must be enough for him to know you're there in his sleep. he ends up turning over to face you and bundling you up in his arms, letting out a huff. on the other hand, you're tense, unsure if you've accidentally awoken him or not.

"diluc?" you mumble.

the only answer is his steady breathing.

hope you're ready to stay squished in that same position for the whole night.

tartaglia pesters you with affection. he shows up at your door in the middle of the night sometimes, claiming he has "no where else to go right now". on certain nights, he'll be covered in blood that's definitely not his with a fiery look in his eyes as though he's set alight from the inside. he's not really there on those nights.

more often, he shows up with a cheery look on his face that disappears once you start to clean him up. you don't need to look at him to know that he's already staring at you.

tartaglia is always quiet in both types of nights; an unsettled nature or a calm energy. you're never sure what you're going to get.

but you know this: he would always show up after long periods of disappearing, even if it was just the smallest scrape. just to see you.

he'll be the one tucking himself in between your legs on the couch, no matter how many times you tell him that his legs are too long and he's way too heavy to lean back on you like that. but he does it. somehow.

when you start to grow tired from listening to his shenanigans, he becomes so gentle with you. he'll carry you to bed and hold you until you sleep.

he's gone in the morning, or maybe he leaves once he's sure that you've been lulled to sleep. either way, you know he was here. even if he tries to disappear without a trace.

he's always here on the nights that you sleep the best after all.

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canisalbus · 6 months

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Was at a farmers market recently and there was a giant white sighthound of some kind with a woman. He was standing stock-still nervously staring at this eggplant shaped exactly like his head until someone bumped the table, the eggplant moved, and he jumped about a foot in the air. The woman, who I don't think even saw what happened, just patted his head and told him 'everything is ok' without looking up from her tomatoes, and he just looked up at her with the most pathetic and tearful expression before hiding behind her legs from the produce. Like, I've never seen a dog that looked like it was physically holding back tears before, but now I get it. All I could think for the entire rest of the market was "that's Machete". Felt like I saw a celebrity. I get why you characterized him like that, the sighthounds really are just anxiety on stilts with big watery eyes. Just wanted to share.

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#AUGH #truly madly deeply lost it at “nervously staring at this eggplant shaped exactly like his head”#anxiety on stilts with big watery eyes #Machete spotted in the meat realm #irl Vaschete sightings #Machete #anonymous #answered #I know sighthounds aren't channeling their victorian orphan energy all day everyday but when they do they don't hold back #if it was giant and white it might've been a borzoi but that's just a guess #thank you for sharing I laughed so hard my eyes started to ache #poor guy #the eggplant

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herpsandbirds · 20 hours

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Encounter in the marsh...

Black-Winged Stilt (Himantopus himantopus), family Recurvirostridae, order Charadriiformes, and a Lesser Whistling-Duck (Dendrocygna javanica), family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, Mulleriyawa Tank, Sri Lanka

photograph by Vajira Gunasekera

#stilt #shorebird #himantopus #recurvirostridae #charadriiformes #whistling duck #duck #waterfowl #dendrocygna #anatidae #anseriformes #bird #ornithology #asia #animals #nature

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waitingforthet · 3 months

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This comic is, as is usual for Wednesday’s comics, chosen by my Patrons. Speaking of…

Check my Patreon out if you’d like to support the comic, even a little bit helps. Or just to check out the reward tiers, there’s some neat bonus stuff and I tried to make them fun: https://www.patreon.com/waitingforthet

#daredevil #matt murdock #lady stilt man

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webberwoof · 1 month

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commission for @captious-solarian!! so incredibly fun to draw!!! ❤️❤️