#if he and nick don’t lezz out… well i don’t wanna say what i’ll do.

[priestfrommidnightmass]

my mom recently started watching new girl which means we all are watching new girl now and let me fucking tell you. this schmidt fellow is one of the biggest faggots i’ve ever seen. me and my brother often work ourselves up to genuine anger every time he says any word because he’s just That gay and the show seems to have No idea. the whole show in general is just bizarrely polyamorous and they’re all in love but his homosexuality in particular is aggravating

#we’re only like … 10-15 episodes in i can’t remember #but he’s pissing me off. YOU SUCK DICK FOR BEER MONEY B #so obnoxious. just got to the point where he sleeps with jess’s boring girl friend and i’m yawning #like every word he says is so obnoxiously token gay character coded it makes me wanna die #if he and nick don’t lezz out… well i don’t wanna say what i’ll do. #i was fed too well with gob bluth that now being stuck with hunger is devastating #i’m aware all of this is terribly old news. but it’s new to me #i don’t know if this is common knowledge i’ve never seen people talk abt this show really. but it should be common