#if tangerine makes even one book reference i'll fucking explode

[sweetlullabyebye]

I have... pondered, about Bullet Train, and came to the conclusion that the next movie (if next movie there is, otherwise that's what fanfic is for)

-should still be in a transport. Metro, bus, tram, elevator, telecabine (the thing for ski), cruise, i don't care, just gotta be on a transport that makes a few stops.

-should have the fruit twins. Otherwise I'm not watching and I know a lot of people are not watching. We need Tangerine and Lemon and that's a fact. They can even get other names if they want (not against the flower names, not against peanut butter and jelly, go ahead guys)

-should have a dog. Yes, a dog. I have decided that whatever transportation there is, there'll be a dog somewhere. We got a snake this time, give us the dog next. In fact, get John Wick next. Crossover of the century. Give us a dog. Please.

-should include random resurrections just for the heck of it.

-should have random items as weapons. I'm talking toasters, lamps, skis, milk crates, phone chargers, tourist guides, knitting needles. The chopsticks and water bottle in the movie were awesome, I need more of it.

-should have more grandmas. I think every action movie should have a grandma. She doesn't even need to do anything, really.

-should have all the characters, especially Tangerine, get messier and more bloody as it goes. Am not talking full gore, am talking sexy blood. And messy. Tangerine with curls has my heart and soul.

-should have Lemon finally telling us what train he is, and describe to us all the trains. I NEED to know what train I am and he is the only person I trust to tell me.

-should have the fruit twins doing common siblings activities and shenanigans -being competitive, finding ridiculous nicknames, having a "YES" "NO" "YES" "NO" argument, falling asleep on each other's shoulder, taking ridiculous pictures of the other, all that-

-that's my list of demands, if they are not done i shall cry myself to sleep and write fanfictions. Have an amazing day ^-^.

#bullet train #bullet train the movie #tangerine #lemon #fruit twins #the fruit twins #tangerine bullet train #lemon bullet train #PLEASE #i am begging whoever has any control over those things #also i love the cast so am good with keeping everyone #even white death even if i found his reveal a bit disappointing #also for the love of god stop fridging wives #like come on dude #channing tatum can come back too #if tangerine makes even one book reference i'll fucking explode #no but seriously i've only seen one action movie in a telecabine #and it was in kingsman 2 #anyways yes #bullet train 2 pretty please #bullet train 2022 #siblings #siblings dynamics