#if you couldn’t tell they’re very obviously based off of gener and deaner from ween

[starfishsonny]

dog man au except petey and dog man are rock artists!!! yes they’re based off of ween what about it😞info/lore dump under the cut!

ok so BASICALLY petey used to be in a band w greg (and big jim) and one day big jim accidentally let a loose amp fall on greg when they were setting up!!! unfortunately for him his head was dying and the only person (or rather thing) willing to donate their head to him was his dog, knight!! :0 obvi they couldn’t get verbal consent but the doctors basically said “welp. ok man.”

thus bark knight (or dog man) was born!!! petey immediately forced him back into the band and kicked big jim out in favor of bark knight (and since big jim literally killed greg LMAO). despite bark still getting used to the phantom symptoms and overall feel of his body petey made him relearn guitar + bass so he could play!

after a couple gigs and their first album release they’re informed of a child sneaking into the venue. this was after their performance, and since they were packed up, they decided to have a looksie!! the child ends up being lil’ petey (who since in this au wasn’t born from a cloning machine and rather a one night stand w some random groupie) who is just named petey jr!!! bark immediately ushers petey to take him in, but due to the rising success of their band he’s prettyyy hesitant. boom wacky stuff happens YAY

#ignore how shitty the drawings are HELP #if you guys are interested ill def draw more!! #if you couldn’t tell they’re very obviously based off of gener and deaner from ween #i made dog man head guitarist since he can’t speak/sing lol #dog man #dog man dav pilkey #dog man comics #petey the cat #dav pilkey #dog man au #dog man comics au #BELLA DRAWS!!