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#if you're a true simp then you'll reblog me when I do it
boringkate · 1 year
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I think a cowgirl (yeehaw) with a cowgirl (moo) gf would be a cute couple dynamic.
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barbararomance · 2 years
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my lover, you x dtqk
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synopsis! being in a relationship with the dtqk / separate!!
read me! likes, feedbacks, and especially reblogs are highly appreciated; come talk to me if you wanna repost my writings on other sites please. very soft stuff, light cursing, and all the love from your barbara mwah - should i do this with other people too lmk!! / leave a request
word count! written in bullet / hc form! 5 bullets each!
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dream "suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you"
he's caring and a bubble of chaotic energy, mans likes to see you giggle so he kids around with you when the two of you are alone
the two of you on the couch just cuddling with patches, your hand lost in his fluffy hair and just snuggled up in each others warmth
hearing him yell while he's filming for twitch or youtube, him flexing him to the guys and them just loving you.
he plays around with george right? acting possessive and all, but that just radiates protective and will fight anyone who insults or hurts you boyfriend kinda vibes. i mean you've seen him on twitter right?
mildly jealous, supports your dreams lol dream will 100% not cheat. he treats you with respect unless you like being disrespected o_0
george "i take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover"
gentleman and eye candy.
millions of stupid, quirky, funky, images of the two of you together on his phone - to keep in track of your beautiful relationship.
likes to go on walks, holding hands. matching clothes!! wearing the iconic goggles together <33
you help him with his job sometimes and he helps you with yours! george gets you this cute techy e-card that says you make his world more colorful for an anniversary and your heart just melts
i think with time, communication with george becomes more and more efficient - he's sorta shy at first and then he'll eventually share tmi with you for shits and giggles.
sapnap "you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me"
you're his sweet cuddlebug. little dirty talk to make you blush and see you get shy.
he listens to you go about your day and you guys laugh about stupid shit you find on the internet, sends you memes that reminds him of you cause you do be on his mind 24/7.
going on road trips, vibing with him without a specific place to go to in mind really - y'all would go to a fucking minecraft inspired place, y'all would go to the ends of the damn earth, as long as y'all are together y'all would be down to go anywhere.
discord calls, skype videocall, chitchatting from the latest of nights to the earliest of mornings with him.
wearing his clothes, and him just staring at you with the softest look in his eyes - just for him to remind you in the cheesiest high pitched voice "you better wash that before giving it back, sweets" with an eerie smile and wide eyes
quackity "swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover"
playful, charming, and growing smile lines because of him always cracking you up.
two swifties in love >< / the two of you having a lot of inside jokes and people mentioning them unknowingly making the two of you snicker at each other
always checks up on you and tells you about his day, taking care of him and cheering him up - giving him energy to study and cooking him his favorite!
ngl the biggest simp. not really, but he likes to spoil you. period.
you are honored and blessed to see his gorgeous smile endlessly.
karl "all's well that ends well to end up with you"
attentive and sweet.
likes to make fun of you, in a non insulting way of course. he easily matches energies with you, loves to get into whatever you're into and spend quality time together
remembers details, likes to note things you like so he doesn't forget and when you mention something that makes him remember something he tells you; it just warms your heart
you get to meet cool people you love through him, but at the end of the day he's still the coolest.
dancing in the middle of the night, lip syncing to the most random song together and just having a blast with your boyfriend
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I posted 113 times in 2022
That's 99 more posts than 2021!
95 posts created (84%)
18 posts reblogged (16%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@thehorrorsoftheblackbunnymask
@theghostofblackbunnymask
@0illipheist
@bookandyarndragon
I tagged 10 of my posts in 2022
#yandere jjk - 5 posts
#jujutsu kaisen x reader - 4 posts
#jjk x reader - 4 posts
#yandere one piece - 3 posts
#yandere jujutsu kaisen - 3 posts
#jujutsu kaisen x you - 3 posts
#one piece x y/n - 3 posts
#one piece x you - 3 posts
#one piece x reader - 3 posts
#yandere bsd - 2 posts
Longest Tag: 33 characters
#yandere bungo stray dogs x reader
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Yandere Portgas D. Ace
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Author's Note: I'm a big old simp for Ace. One of my friends' has me saved as Ace Simp in his contacts, I saved him as Sanji Simp tho, since he simps for Sanji-
Warnings: Forced Affection, Death, Fire, Branding, Drugging, Insecurities, Attempted Rape, Burning, Violence, Physically Abuse, Panic Attacks, Paranoia, Human Trafficking Mentioned, Alcohol, Stalking, Minor Sexual Themes.
Pairings: Portgas D. Ace x Reader {Yandere}
Links: {Masterlist} {Previous Alphabet: Yandere Luffy Alphabet} {Alphabet Used}
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
Ace is very touched starved. He loves to fall asleep on you and cuddle you to his heart's content.
He's very affectionate and spoils you rotten, even if you don't want him hugging you it's ok! He'll make sure you accept his affections!
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
He's pretty messy. Ace's temper didn't just disappear and leave when he became an adult. His short temper is still there and it got worse ever since he was a kid.
He burn the person right Infront of you. He'd warn the person to fuck off, and if they don't he'll burn them without a second thought.
If you want him to kill the woman who was harassing you last week, say no more! He'll bring you back their head if you'd like! Anything for his cute little firefly!
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
He'll make sure your comfortable. He'll be very cuddly and will fall asleep on you when he just knocks out.
Ace likes to spend time with you and he'd try to be a good boyfriend, despite his temper. So what if he kidnapped you and is keeping you away from your old life!
He'll get you whatever you want or need., Just say the word. Ace is very insecure and wants you to be happy and love him unconditionally, he would hate himself if he ever saw you upset.
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Ace tends to drug your food, so you're asleep a lot during the day. He mainly does this when you're misbehaving.
You personal space is gone now. If you tell him to leave you alone he'll immediately think that he did something wrong and that you hate him. You don't want to see him cry, do you?
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
Ace is rarely vulnerable around people, he's only vulnerable around those he trust.
Now, keep in mind just because Ace is a simp doesn't mean he's an idiot. He knows when you're trying to use him, and he'll shut that down immediately. You'll only see him cry when you made him upset, but he'll never actually talk about his true feelings until he trust you.
Once he trusts you, he'll talk more about how he feels, what he's insecure about and a lot of personal stuff. He won't let you use his weaknesses against him, he knows he won't be able to control himself if you tried.
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
He'll be heartbroken. He'll be on the defense, dodging your punches while telling you to stop. When you don't that's when he starts to get annoyed. He'll grab your wrist, you stopping when you feel your arm burn. You'll scream while Ace tells you to stop, rage being in his voice.
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
Oh Lord please help him. When he can't find you he'll have a panic attack. He'd ask everyone one the ship if they've seen you. His mind would be racing with so many thoughts.
"What if someone kidnapped them?"
"What if they jumped off the ship?"
Marco will literally have to calm him down because Ace is literally shaking and crying because of his paranoia.
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#4
Yandere Luffy Alphabet
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Author's Note: Luffy is one of my beloveds. His smile always fills me up with joy.
Author's Note 2: I forgot a warning-
Warning: Forced Affection, Isolation, Starvation (Luffy, suprisingly I know but just read), Arson, Humiliation, Teasing, Crying, Sadistic Tendencies, Death, Violence, Physical Abuse, Bondage, Broken Bones, Lack Of Freedom, and Minor Sexual Themes
Links: {Masterlist} {Alphabet Used}
Pairings: Yandere Monkey D. Luffy x Reader
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
It's canon that Luffy is very physically affectionate. Whenever Luffy sees you he'll hug you so tightly you won't be able to move. He'll kiss your cheek and talk about how much he loves you.
Luffy does understand that you're afraid of him and don't want him touching you, but he just doesn't care! You're his, you belong to him, you're his Pirate Queen, nobody else's...
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
He'll burn down an entire village if it means you won't leave him. The only people he doesn't mind you talk to, hang out with or share you with is his crew, nobody else.
When he took you he forced you to watch your home burn. He held you as it all burned, his eyes covered by his hat as he held a large grin on his face.
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
He would treat you like he treats his crew, but you get treated a bit differently.
He's always hugging you and begging for your attention. He loves to spoil you rotten, even if he's broke he can just steal something.
He likes to have you wear his strawhat and he likes to cuddle with you.
Luffy talks about you so often, talking about how you're going to be the future Pirate Queen and how amazing you are.
He loves to tease you and call you pathetic because you just cry when you touches you, you don't even put up a fight.
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
He doesn't respect your boundaries, not one little bit. He'll chain you to his bed and leave you there for days just because you did hug him back.
Whenever you and the Strawhats stop at some town, you have to be with Luffy. He'll buy you stuff and drag on his little adventures.
He loves it when you cry, it's one his dark secrets but what he loves even more is you smile. So, he always tried to make you laugh so he can see that beautiful smile, something he hasn't seen ever since he took you.
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
He doesn't expose much to you, but he can get pretty vulnerable if you let him.
He cries into your chest whenever he thinks about Ace's death, he wants your love and care, that's all he wants right now.
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
He'd be annoyed. Don't you see he just wants to keep you safe? The world is a dangerous place and he won't let someone as pretty as you be taken by it.
The longer you fight him the more upset he becomes. He'll just snap and punch you in the stomach, and catch you as you fall. He'll kiss you as he tied you up in ropes, a gag in your mouth and you wearing nothing but your undergarments.
"You're going to stay here until you've learned your lesson, I love you!"
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
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497 notes - Posted May 7, 2022
#3
Imagine being high school friends with Geto and Gojo and you three were like the strongest Jujutsu Sorcerers in your generation.
Geto and Gojo we're always obsessed with you, but Gojo lost his cool one day and almost killed you by slashing your face.
You went missing after that and after the whole Geto incident Gojo was lonely and depressed.
Geto decided to look for you and he used your vulnerability against you made you his little pet. Using the scar on your face against and saying that without him you'll get another ugly scar on you face.
He'll then comfort you when you cry and says that he didn't mean anything he said while kissing your tears away.
530 notes - Posted March 28, 2022
#2
Imagine: Yandere Toji
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Warning: Abuse, Implied Sexual Abuse, Gambling Addiction, Alcohol addiction, Murder, Domestic Abuse, Female Reader, I was bored not best work.
Yandere Toji forcing you to take care of Megumi, who's around 4 at the time while he goes to work.
Toji likes to use you as a eye candy and he always has you dress up in skimpy clothing while there's hickeys, bruises and cuts all of you body from his abuse.
You tend to pass out a lot due to his abuse, it really took a toll on your mental and physical health. You tend to pass out when you're playing with Megumi and Megumi just ends up running to Toji so he can take care of you.
Toji spoils you and Megumi rotten. He doesn't spend a lot of time with Megumi or you, but he makes up for it in various ways.
Toji's a cheater. He doesn't even hide it from you. When you ever yell at him about it he just shrugs it off and pushes you away.
Man got gambling and alcohol addictions, and Lord help you if you argue with him about it. Expect to wake up the next morning in pain, physically sick and covered in your own blood.
He'll kill your entire family in front of you and then smirk before forcing you to clean up the mess, and if anything is left he'll punish badly.
Megumi didn't notice anything wrong until he got into like 2nd grade when heard kids talk about how their parents treated each other and he realized that something's was wrong with you and his dad's relationship. He came home the same day and asked you.
"Mommy, why does Daddy hurt you? Other kids parents don't do that."
"Mommy, why does Daddy hurt you? Other kids parents don't do that." You had to come up with ha lie just so he'd stop asking.
Megumi knows you lying, but he wants to ask Toji why he's mean to you, but ys you lying, but he wants to ask Toji why he's mean to you, but he knows you'll be to blame.
575 notes - Posted March 27, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Could you please do an imagine where reader and megumi get away from yandere toji fushiguro. Like one day whenever toji come back home from whatever he was doin and he finds reader and megumi gone. Maybe he finds them years later ??
Thank you
Escapies
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Author's Note: Y E S
Warnings: Past abuse, Sexual Assault, Trauma, Alcohol, Gambling, Past Domestic Abuse, Childhood Trauma, Neglect, Sex Mentioned
Megumi was around 8 years old when you bursted into his room late at night. He was tired and confused and barely understand what you were saying. You told that you and him were leaving, saying that Toji will hurt you both if you stayed any longer.
Toji was doing a job and wasn't going to be back until tomorrow, and it seemed like a lot of time when it wasn't. So you grabbed a duffle bag and shoved a bunch of Megumi's clothes and toys in there along with some of your stuff. You let Megumi have a little backpack full of his favorite toys and snacks while you carried the duffle.
Megumi was always a quiet kid, but he was pretty smart and he wasn't surprised you were trying to escape.
You took around 3 Million Yen and escaped the house through the window of Megumi's room, the only room in the house that wasn't guarded by a curse Toji placed there.
Toji came back the next day and he didn't see you or Megumi anywhere in sight. He instantly became full of rage and started laughing like a maniac, saying that once got his hands on you you'll basically be a walking corpse.
You didn't know where to go, you were so lost and your family and friends were dead. You lived on the streets for a few weeks, hiding in alleyways and trying your best to find a place to stay while Megumi watched.
You were terrified that Toji would find you one day and drag you back. The fear you had for poor Megumi scared you to the ☝️ int you cried, but Megumi just kisses your cheek and hugged you.
"It's gonna be ok Mommy/Daddy," Megumi said, wiping your tears away.
Years passed and life actually got better. Toji hasn't found you two yet, Megumi's in Jujutsu High School, you have a nice apartment you live in, you have a pet too! And you now have a job. Megumi likes to visit you a lot on days he doesn't have missions or when he has free time. He's always paranoid his father may come back, the father that abused you for so many years and the father that almost fucking sold him.
Toji almost forgot about you two. He only got his obsession back when he was drunk one night and after he fucked some random girl he remembered you.
Toji was out on a job and he was glancing at windows while he walked down the streets. And that's when he saw you and Megumi, Megumi's face red while you pinched his cheeks and teased him about finally warming and opening up to the teammates he supposedly ', Wouldn't get attached too'.
Toji came back that same night and woke you up with a sword to your stomach, your mouth gagged and your limbs bound.
"Ah... My cute little whore... All beautiful when submissive..." Toji said, digging his sword into your stomach slowly, causing you to scream and cry in pain.
Megumi woke up because he felt a sudden wave of strong cursed energy, something that worried him dearly. He ran to your room and saw you tied up with Toji kissing you as blood oozed from you stomach, your cries being muffled by Toji's kisses.
Megumi summoned Toad and Toad grabbed and pulled you away, Toji sighing annoyed before standing up. Your eyes held fear as you shaked, tears rolling down your face as you desperately tried to hide in Toad.
"I was really enjoying myself too... But they do say kids ruin everything," Toji said, staring into Megumi's angered eyes.
"Get. Out." Megumi said, summoning his dogs while Toji stood there amused.
"I remember back when you were little... Your mother/father would always bug me to spend time with you, I think I'll do it this time..." Toji said, before running towards Megumi with a sword in his hands.
749 notes - Posted March 28, 2022
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