#illumination hire me so i can fix your shitty studio

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I'm calling it; Super Mario Bros movie sequel has Wario and Waluigi as the antagonists, something about their relationship will highlight an issue Mario and Luigi have with theirs causing a wedge between the latter two. The whole movie is about this issue (something to do with Luigi being in Mario's shadow and needing to find independence and learning to be braver or something). Daisy comes in and she helps Luigi with his journey to find his sense of self confidence separate from Mario (Daisy is very assertive and bold, this will foil with Luigi's cowardly and fearful nature in a way that gets him character development). He falls in love with her bold and brash nature, though this needs time to develop so nothing will come of Luigi's feelings yet and it'll just be him simping, however because of the setup in the first movie the romance that will happen will be with Mario and Peach. Peach gets a backstory and an identity crisis when she learns where she's from (people have been speculating she's from space or something), and Mario helps her get through that by reminding her about all the wonderful things she has done and how she's a girboss and these things are being said in a way that very much suggests that Mario catches feelings for her and it'll happen at least 3 times where he says shit like this and they both blush and look away before the end of the movie. On Mario's end, Peach helps him realize that Luigi needs to learn to take care of himself and that Mario needs to learn to live his life not being Luigi's protector 24/7, which he will do by prioritizing a romance with Peach and there's gonna be some really cheesy line about it somehow that reveals his feelings to her that you'll see coming from a mile away because its fucking Illumination they literally invented the word predictable oh my fucking god.

Also Yoshi.

#illumination hire me so i can fix your shitty studio #first thing im doing is purging any and all evidence regarding the existence of the minions #there will be one final minions movie where the minions are tried for violating the Geneva Convention and get shipped to guantanamo #where they are given a public execution by way of an Aztec ritual sacrifice #where was i going with this #right illumination is predictable #but if they make bowuigi canon then all is forgiven #illumination #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #mario #mario movie #luigi #princess peach #daisy #honestly i would actually froth at the mouth of we got rosalina #i want her so bad #in both senses of the phrase #rosalina my beloved #illumination would never be so based yet i yearn no less