#im a certified miraculous stan

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My review of Miraculous Ladybug S5 so far is that it has a lot of scenes that I like in theory, but in action just end up being very silly and way over dramatic

#that being said. i love them all the same #genuinely obsessed with this show #but man it handles everything in such an odd way #they always spend so much time talking about nothing for the first 75% of the episode #and then the last 25% hikes up the drama to 100 and its always so abrupt #'illusion' is an excellent example of this lol #that episode had such a strange and sudden tone shift #its bizarre that the episodes are 22 minutes long but still barely manage to say anything #this is all technically criticism but make no mistake. i wouldnt have it any other way #this is truly the peak of miraculous ladybug. this is what it should ALWAYS be #so far i dont think theres been an episode where ive been particularly BORED. theyve all got a little spice to them #which i appreciate #well. i kinda didnt like the first 2 episodes. those were just a lot of running around #but everything after that has been exactly what i wanted #tldr: the pacing is weird and i wouldnt change a thing #my notes document on this show is up to 8 pages. ive never had as many opinions on a show as I do this one #im a certified miraculous stan

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The Old Guard

Chiwetel Ejiofor is in the old guard so ik this funna be good

Like ik he's going to be the bad guy

Andy kinda sexy tho

Really dont fuck wit army

Im actually nauseous watching this

Really dont fuck wit army ppl but she hella fine

Yass ma'am rat him out

I definitely wont be eating anymore groundbeef

Dudley Dursley

Damn she knocked the shit outta Freeman

Im not comfortable with a white woman shooting a back woman in the head

She stabed andy

She got blood in her braids :/

Is she gone shoot her again???

Butch let her be religious

How she hypnotize u

Thats what im talking about

She shot the fuckin pilot that's that white ppl shit

Aww fuck them

This fight kinda 💦💦💦

Ohh ouch coochie shot

At least she dont give up

Eww gross bone went back

Blue eyed immortal is sus im getting a bad vibes is he a rapist???

They gay gay huh

How old was that black guy

The found family bby

Baby thats not just a bad dream

She need a hug

They need some milk

Oh Quynh

They fighting

Yikes i def don't want to be burned alive

Oh god im sick

Oh they being surrounded NO

Shut up Nile

This shit suspect

So nick and Joey gone but booker still here

Hell nah

Hey dude next to Chiwetel Ejiofor kinda sexy

Ohh they stabbed her in the shoulder back

Damn she got me

Nile dont trust him and i dont either

Bitch yass that's his mans

Thats too romantic for the back of an armoured van

I need fucking more

They killed them bitches

"There's a TV Joe." Bitch I love them

1150s ma'am what

Who tf is Rodin

Who's Copley?? We gone have to kill them

Shut tf up Dudley

Pls take the cuffs off

Noey is cute in a mother fucker

Chiwetel dont trust this white man

She doesn't trust booker

Oh God she bleedin

Why now?? Is bc Andy dying

Oh booker is Rosalie he betrayed them huh🥺

That wound is disgustang

Shop girl is correct

God i could use a fabric rustle rn

Noey is sweet

Damn i couldn't imagine forgetting my asshole sister's

U miraculously find something out something in london shut up fucker

Big pharma real evil tho

Steve said always and look where that bastard at

Exactly Nile

Fuck u Booker

Dudley evil evil

The CIA has done shit like that they still doin it

Bc he betrayed yall he a punk ass bitch

Ok Nick

This is why they not just kids they end up in positions of power

"I'm new."

All ceos are corrupt

Nile dress like an anime boy and I stan

I

I love joe

Fuck u Dudley

Take they ivs out bitch

Kill that dude

He handed it to him over da shoulder

They fightin

Oh thats homophobic

Andy a certified bad bitch

Nick scared the dog shit outta me

He said fuck Dudley

1843 bby

Keene kinda sexy

They waiting for that baby

He shouldn't have shot nicky period poo

Bye bye Dudley

Her axe

They betta blow up the labs

They got yall dna and shit

They older than that bartop

But they can put yo ass in an iron suit

They gone get Qyunh right

Like i really hope they find her b4 Andy die

He a low down dirty asshole 200 years would be better

Period Joseph

Andy cheated

Ahhh baby Quynh hell mother fuckin yes

#the old guard #the old guard spoilers