#im going to deepfry him actually (user mcdonaldsnumberone returning to their mcds kitchen days)

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#the way he keeps calling yn ‘darling’ in that fic too…. insanity #INSANITY #im so normal im soooo normal abt kaiser and the petname ‘darling’ #I WISH I CLD EXPLAIN IT #actually let me try #its just . its the perfect cross of like #petnames that are endearing versus petnames that are condescending #esp w his poopoo meanie tone of voice #like he would totally be the kind of guy to purr ‘oh my sweet darling’ just to call u stupid in the next breath #yeah . insanity . sickness of the brain #its that delicate balance of arrogance and love #im going to deepfry him actually (user mcdonaldsnumberone returning to their mcds kitchen days)