#im just guessing........ like you can't do all that with your wife's cousin and then not castrate and marry him

[marianessheridan]

what if that new, unexpected direction the show has taken according to kieran culkin is actually tomgreg, a mostly ironic ship, becoming actually canon???????

#succession #s4 predictions #im just guessing........ like you can't do all that with your wife's cousin and then not castrate and marry him

[themultifandomgal]

Shelby Clan- It Started As Being Bait

I'm so sorry that I didn't post last week. Life has just been crazy. I've had a funeral, mums been in hospital and I've just been all over the place. But finally here they are.

The Shelby's and YN's friendship didn't start out like how you'd think a normal friendship would. YN was used as bait to lure them closer so her husband could finally take over the Shelby Company. But when YN and Tommy strike up a friendship the Shelby's will do anything to keep her safe. It all started 3 years ago...

"Put more effort in would ya" YNs husband Edward scoffs as she puts her hair up in pin curls "your meeting the Shelbys"

"I know... you haven't let me forget once" YN mutters

"What was that?"

"Nothing" she sighs. Edward stands behind her wearing a wicked smile across his face. He places his hands on her shoulders and squeezes a little to much

"Remember if this goes south. It's your life on the line"

"Yes, I understand" Edward kisses his wife on the cheek, but she just knows that little bit of affection means nothing to him.

YN finishes getting ready before heading to the meeting.

YN walks into the betting shop with her head held high. She walks over to a woman sat at a desk

"Excuse me?"

"Yes?" The woman looks up with raised eyebrows

"Im YN Jones. I'm here to see Mrs Shelby"

"Which one?"

"Thomas Shelby"

"And why are you here to see him?" The woman asks almost defective

"Lizzie let her in" a gruff voice says through a slightly open door

"You can head in" the woman Lizzie nods towards the door. Nervous YN walks to the door and opens it some more. Taking a deep breath she closes the door behind her and walks over to the desk

"Mr Shelby it's a pleasure to meet you" YN smiles sweetly, holding out her hand at the Birmingham gangster

"As you Mrs Jones" Tommy takes her hand giving it a small shake "I hear your husband wants a hand in the business?"

"That's right sir"

"Then why send you?" YN chuckles

"I guess I'm better at negotiating. Now shall we get down to business?"

"Of course Mrs Jones"

As the weeks pass, their friendship blossoms and YN begins to feel guilty about how her husband is planning the Shelby's death. So much so she's willing to throw away her marriage and potentially risk her own life. YN knocks on the door of the snug in the Garrison where she knows the Shelby's are having a meeting

"Come in" YN hears Tommy shout. YN nervous opens the door and Lizzie looks YN up and down

"What are you doing here? Family only"

"I know and I'm sorry to interrupt, but I have something I need to tell you"

"Well" Micheal says crossing his arms

"I have to be honest about why I'm really here" there's a pause "my husband wants to take over your company. He wanted me to get close to you then he's going to kill you all, but I can't let him do that"

"Don't tell me your falling for him" Ada groans pointing at Tommy

"No offence, no. But I did see you all as my friends. Something I've not had since getting married"

"So you've lied to me, to us this whole time" Tommy says calmly which only worries YN

"I'm sorry"

"I think you should go" Polly says opening the door

"I understand" YN knows that this is it. If she can't help her husband, she's most likely going to loose her life tonight. The Shelby's watch YN leave the room. Tommy has a weird feeling in his gut. He stays quiet while his brothers and cousin talk about how they can't believe that YN betrayed them and that Tommy is letting her just go.

Back at YN and Edwards home an argument has broken out

"You are a fucking idiot! What did you say to them?"

"Nothing" YN shrugs "they just didn't want to take the deal"

"You weren't meant to take the deal yet. You were meant to get one of them to fall in love with you. Then we were going to make the deal then kill them"

"But why couldn't we just take the deal?"

"Fuck sake YN your so fucking stupid! We can't take the deal it's not enough"

"Maybe your just being greedy" YN mumbles and is met with a slap across the face. Shocked YN places her hand on her cheek. Tears spring to her eyes, looking at her husband she can see he's furious with her. Edward only sees red.

At the garrison Tommy gets up telling his brothers he has a bad feeling and they need to go check on YN. Arriving at her house they find the door open and blood splattered on the walls. Cautiously Tommy and his brothers enter the house, guns in hand. That's when they find YN battered and bruised lying on the kitchen floor. John is the one to go and check on her breathing

"She's alive, barley"

"You think her husband did this?" Arthur asks

"Gotta be" Tommy sighs putting his gun back in his holster.

That night the Shelby's take YN to the hospital, Tommy paid for the best doctors and nurses to help her get better. Which she does. Now YN and the Shelby's are close, she's like another sister to them. No romantic relationships, just one massive family.

#peaky blinders #peaky blinders imagine #peaky blinders reader #tommy shelby #arthur shelby #john shelby #finn shelby #Shelby clan #shelby brothers

[munsonology]

I saw the other pregnancy story and I raise you MY parents pregnancy story

My mom is a nurse who works labor and delivery. My dad is well...my dad? He is a former stoner who somehow got a job as a security guard and got on the straight and narrow (can't risk his job if they drug test him!). Anyways, my mom also did not think she was pregnant right away because she is also very irregular when it comes to her period. Her best friend just announced she was pregnant. My mom's friend joked "maybe YOU'RE pregnant too". My mom was like ???....!!!!

Went home and tested and bam. Pregnant. My dad was panicking slightly (my mom's favorite story is how she told him he was so ecstatic and happy and they cried and hugged and after they calmed down he immediately pulled away panicked and said "WE GOTTA HIDE THE WEED" and she replied "you haven't smoked for a year there is no weed" and he just went "oh shit yea" 😭)

Then when it came time for the birth, you aren't allowed to eat or drink anything during. Just ice chips. So her water broke at my grandparents and she was just chilling whilst my dad was like "OH GOD ITS TIME GET JN THE VAN" and she did and he was so panicked he was like "wait how do I get there from here". So my mom is giving my dad directions and he's like a ball of anxiety until he realizes "wait we're in the middle of town now and the hospital is the opposite way". This bitch gave him directions to a Dairy Queen because she was craving a milkshake and French fries and knew they wouldn't let her eat when she got there 😭. He is not happy and is mumbling threats at her but gets her the food and off to the hospital they go! They arrive and according to my dad she "strolls in, sunglasses on, almost finished milkshake in one hand and the other on her stomach, looking like a goddess". And her coworkers looked at her and all she said was "its time" and everyone was like OKAY LETS GO.

After three hours of waiting (labor had started but I guess there are different stages idk like the water had broken but it still takes awhile if its your first?) My mother, my beautiful amazing snarky mother looks at my dad who is now mumbling about how he should have picked something up at the dairy queen, and tells him to get out. YES!!! He is sitting there like 😟 and she says "oh its gonna be many more hours go get something to eat then come back, cause you are NOT eating in this room in front of me". And my dad being my dad is like no I love you im going to stay and she tells him that his favorite local family diner opened back up after it had been closed for renovations. Mom jokes you could see smoke from how quick he ran out of there.

My dad then says while he was sitting at this diner eating a burger and humming, his waitress came up and asked what he was doing there (he did not realize she was flirting at the time but my mom yelled at him that the waitress was). My dad's reply was "Oh my wife is giving birth right now 😃" and this waitress immediately scoffed and the other diner patrons turned to look at him andglares at him! He realized his mistake but he already dug himself in the hole. He paid and left an extra large tip.

He returned to my mom, who was sitting watching TV and grumbling about how long this was gonna take. 8 hours later, j was born

(Ngl I think the story is cute but those are MY parents ljke ew. But I can totally see all the Eddie fans go crazy so enjoy. I prefer Steve but dabble in some Eddie)

Thank you for sharing this! I loved reading it ☺️

I know I said fuck them kids the other day but I really do love pregnancy stories and kids!! I just don’t want KARENS assuming I have a kid or should’ve had one already 🙃 and I found out my cousin is pregnant again and I can feel my auntie’s head spinning around 😭

And your parents are so cute! AND DAIRY QUEEN 😭😭😭😭your mom is a literal queen for walking in the hospital like the baddie she is!!

And the entire diner judging your dad 😭 like they could’ve at least let him explain. I’ve seen some guys take a ps5 to the hospital and ngl I think I’d be playing too if I was waiting around for 16 hours to give birth I’m sorry 😭

My mom made my dad get her fish sandwiches and taco bell 😭 and it’s funny because I’ve never been to taco bell ever in my life. And she had really bad preeclampsia so she was admitted like right after the visit. I was like 3 weeks early so idk if they even had stuff set up yet lmaoooo

#sav’s anons #I love my anons so much #we’re a little family over here

[empressofevil]

Race is such a weird thing. I've never met mixed people who look like me, just ones who look like my brothers: more black or more white. My oldest brother gets mistaken for Jewish consistently, bits of Germanic features overlaying black ones. I get mistaken for all kinds of things, but usually Jewish or secular Arab. There's always a strange mixture of doubt and confusion: "you're from x, right?" I'm used to being stared at, wrinkle resting on the brow of my inquirer. So much so that I've had managers have to ask customers to leave almost every job I've ever had, because they wouldn't stop following and asking me. "Where are you from then?"

It sounds more malicious than it is. It is scary, though, people desperately asking "where are you from? What languages do you speak?" Or suddenly grab your hand, your hair, and speak to you in a foreign tongue. I was briefly adopted by a Polish family at a trade fair. They saw me in the crowd, ushered me over like an old friend, and said "you're family, eat." They fixed me two big plates and some soup and ignored my then-boyfriend. It warmed my heart so much. It was the first and last time I had someone make guesses and assumptions about my race without... Well, wanting anything from me. Without trying to cause me paranoia and pain, these people fed me. It was the first time I was mistaken for... Well, white.

Is Polish that white? They had thick, dark curls like mine, and wide dark eyes. The wife had beautiful shocks of natural dark red, like I did as a baby. You know, I am the tiniest bit Polish. My family has fucked across the globe for centuries: they were pirates and administrators; bookkeepers and ne'er-do-wells. I wondered a little if they were related to my great grandfather who had runaway, descendants of a sibling maybe. She looked nothing like me in the face, it was just... Something. Something that will haunt me forever, I'm sure. But I don't take after my great grandfather at all, everyone knows I'm the spitting image of his wife's mother.

People say I look like my mom, but she wasn't even related to my doppelganger. Maybe every woman with wide, dark eyes looks the same. Maybe we're all family.

If you're asking me, I don't look like anyone. My skin is greyer or greener or yellower. My nose is wider, flatter. My eyes are bigger, so big. "Are they pushed forward or sunken in? I can't tell," to my classmate in the 9th grade: they are both.

If it ended at "where are you from" it wouldn't be a big deal. Annoying, but not a big deal. People have strange reactions, though. They hate you for being from here, for being not from here, for not speaking the right languages, for "lying" to them. "Don't lie to me, respect your elders and speak to me!" A woman yelled this at my first job, McDonald's cashier. I could not understand her mother tongue, but she thought I should. They make odd inferences or start telling odd stories: "ah, so you must be really into x right? I had a second cousin who got married there and-" then it's just racism from there. "Your parents aren't from there, though? You were born here, right?" No, I am fully foreign, a victim of colonialism transplanted and displaced as capitalism and tourism continue to wreck the home I never really knew. I will never go back, not really, not as anything other than an Americanized tourist. I will never go home. I would carry my jacket off the plane and be mocked for my vowels, my sunless skin. When I take my return ticket, I will be stuck im customs and immigration for hours, the way it has always been my entire life. Two countries, two citizenships, one apparently upsetting passport. I will put my jacket on, leave the airport, and get asked where I'm from before I can hail a cab. I will never go home.

#personal

[steven-blanco]

1-200!!! I can't choose just a few so answer them all please (unless there's ones you don't want to answer!)

200: My crush’s name is: I have two crushes. His name is Franco and her name’s Montse.199: I was born in: January 30th198: I am really: Funny197: My cellphone company is: Telmex196: My eye color is: Hazel195: My shoe size is: I think in USA would be 8 or 8 ½194: My ring size is: No clue193: My height is: 5’ 11"192: I am allergic to: Dust191: My 1st car was: None190: My 1st job was: I’ve did a couple things for money but I don’t consider them as jobs.189: Last book you read: It’s actually a play. The White Devil by John Webster.188: My bed is: my husband and wife.187: My pet: are my life. 186: My best friend: I have a lot of best friends tbh.185: My favorite shampoo is: Pantene184: Xbox or ps3: PS3183: Piggy banks are: really useful 182: In my pockets: my phone181: On my calendar: Waiting for fall.180: Marriage is: kinda risky but beautiful.179: Spongebob can: just end?178: My mom: Chaotic neutral.177: The last three songs I bought were? 1. Love of the Loveless by The Eels.2. Italian Leather Sofa by Cake.3. Seven Hours With A Backseat Driver by Gotye.176: Last YouTube video watched: Smiles and Tears - Ocarina cover. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kDSKLzmHhg175: How many cousins do you have? Jeez, a lot. 174: Do you have any siblings? Yep. I’m the little one.173: Are your parents divorced? Wait. 172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes.171: Do you play an instrument? I don’t, sadly.170: What did you do yesterday? Not hoping I was dead. It was a good day.[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: Yes.168: Luck: Of course.167: Fate: Sure.166: Yourself: Indeed.165: Aliens: Sí.164: Heaven: I hope. 163: Hell: I guess.162: God: Yes.161: Horoscopes: Kinda.160: Soul mates: Absolutely159: Ghosts: I live with one.158: Gay Marriage: Sure.157: War: Combo breaker! No. 156: Orbs: I have a few photos of them.  155: Magic: 100% Yes!

[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses.153: Drunk or High: High.152: Phone or Online: Phone.151: Red heads or Black haired: Red heads ❤️150: Blondes or Brunettes: I don’t care.149: Hot or cold: Cold.148: Summer or winter: Winter.147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: I love both!145: Night or Day: Night.144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges.143: Curly or Straight hair: I love my curly hair. 142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds.141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Don’t do this to me!140: Mac or PC: PC. 139: Flip flops or high heals: High heals are fun but flip flops are comfortable. I’ll take flip flops.138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor. 137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke.136: Hillary or Obama: Obama.135: Burried or cremated: Cremated.134: Singing or Dancing: What!? I can’t decide.133: Coach or Chanel: This is so american.132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: This is so american x2.131: Small town or Big city: Big city.130: Wal-Mart or Target: We don’t have Target in Mexico. Wal-Mart. 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: I can tolerate Ben Stiller a little bit more. 128: Manicure or Pedicure: I really need a manicure right now. 127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast?…126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas doesn’t make me feel old.125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers. 124: Disney or Six Flags: I’ve only been in Six Flags.123: Yankees or Red Sox: Yankees, I guess. [ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: Without sense.121: George Bush: Did 9/11120: Gay Marriage: Still waiting for being legal in my whole country. Sadly, it’s never gonna happen.119: The presidential election: Do we still think democracy it’s real? 118: Abortion: Agree. But just as a final resource. 117: MySpace: Never had one. 116: Reality TV: Some are entertained but when people always talks about them and nothing else it really annoys me. 115: Parents: I love mine. 114: Back stabbers: Watch out.113: Ebay: Useful but watch out again.112: Facebook: It was fun when I was 14. Now I barely post something.111: Work: Do something that you love. Then it’s not work.110: My Neighbors: Someones are really hot. 109: Gas Prices: I’m going to walk all my life.108: Designer Clothes: I wish I can fit on that.107: College: Good experience until now.106: Sports: I love doing sports.105: My family: Fucked up in a humorous way.104: The future: I’m terrified tbh.[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: 10 minutes ago.102: Last time you ate: I just had a snack.101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Yesterday.100: Cried in front of someone: Two months ago.99: Went to a movie theater: Four months ago.98: Took a vacation: Can’t remember.97: Swam in a pool: Two years ago.96: Changed a diaper: Never.95: Got my nails done: Like two years ago too. 94: Went to a wedding: Can’t remember. It’s been a while.93: Broke a bone: I’m not sure if I was in 1st or 2nd grade.92: Got a peircing: Never.91: Broke the law: Four months ago.90: Texted: 20 minutes ago. [ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: Rick and Morty88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Security.87: The last movie I saw: I re-watched Sympathy for Lady Vengeance86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Being an actor.85: The thing im not looking forward to: Being rich or famous. 84: People call me: Steven, Svenson, Child face. 83: The most difficult thing to do is: Staying quiet.82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: No.81: My zodiac sign is: Aquarius.80: The first person i talked to today was: My dad.79: First time you had a crush: I was eight. 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Myself.77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: My acting teacher. I love him. 76: Right now I am talking to: My nephews. 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Have a lot of fun.74: I have/will get a job: when I finish college.73: Tomorrow: I’m going to relax. My fridays are always cool. 72: Today: I’m going to suffer. I have a lot of things to do and here I’m… procrastinating. As always. 71: Next Summer: Wasting my time without guilt.70: Next Weekend: A play to do. 69: I have these pets: Dogs.68: The worst sound in the world: Alarms.67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Selma fucking Jezkova. 66: People that make you happy: Family and friends. 65: Last time I cried: Last week.64: My friends are: fun hoes.63: My computer is: dead. I’ve being using my brothers Mac. 62: My School: Is ok.61: My Car: Doesn’t exist.60: I lose all respect for people who: doesn’t respect other people.59: The movie I cried at was: Only Yesterday.58: Your hair color is: Dark brown.57: TV shows you watch: Mostly cartoons. 56: Favorite web site: Youtube.55: Your dream vacation: Anywhere with a pool.54: The worst pain I was ever in was: when I broke my left foot.53: How do you like your steak cooked: Well done.52: My room is: Always clean.51: My favorite celebrity is: Hayden Panettiere 50: Where would you like to be: 2001.49: Do you want children: Yes.48: Ever been in love: Yes.47: Who’s your best friend: I have a lot. It will be pretty unfair if I miss someone.46: More guy friends or girl friends: All my life I’ve been surrounded by women.45: One thing that makes you feel great is: working out.44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My friend Luck. 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Kinda. 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Yes. 41: Have you pre-named your children: OF COURSE. 40: Last person I got mad at: a classmate. He can be an irresponsable pain in the ass.39: I would like to move to: Canada or Japan. 38: I wish I was a professional: musician.[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: Pecositas.36: Vehicle: None. 35: President: None.34: State visited: My family visited a lot of states when I was a baby. I can’t remember anything. 33: Cellphone provider: I don’t care.32: Athlete: I don’t know any. 31: Actor: Gary Oldman.30: Actress: Susan Sarandon.29: Singer: Emilíana Torrini. 28: Band: Gorillaz.27: Clothing store: None.26: Grocery store: A market. 25: TV show: Daria. 24: Movie: The Fifth Element.23: Website: YouTube.22: Animal: Fox.21: Theme park: Only know Six Flags.20: Holiday: Halloween/Día de Muertos.19: Sport to watch: Golf.18: Sport to play: Baseball.17: Magazine: Quo.16: Book: Momo.15: Day of the week: Saturday.14: Beach: Meh.13: Concert attended: Someone take me to a concert, because I’ve never attended any. 12: Thing to cook: Any dessert. 11: Food: It’s really fun cooking japanese food. 10: Restaurant: A mexican one. 9: Radio station: Any with 80′s music.8: Yankee candle scent: What?7: Perfume: Any.6: Flower: Sunflower5: Color: Blue4: Talk show host: Stephen Colbert.3: Comedian: Wanda Sykes, Anjelah Johnson and Bo Burnham.2: Dog breed: Pug or Schnauzer.1: Did you answer all these truthfully? I think I did.