#in honour the queen enoby herself

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hi my name is tom wambsgans and i have short medium brown hair with grey strands that i comb over to the side and slate blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me i look like mr darcy (an: if you don’t know who he is, get the hell out of here!!!!!). i’m not related to greg hirsch but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m a business man but my teeth are straight and white. i have pasty white skin. i also work at waystar royco in new york where i am chairman of global broadcast news at atn (my wife is the ceo’s daughter). i’m a rich man (in case you couldn’t tell) and i wear mostly blue. i love giorgo armani and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a blue plaid suit jacket with a white button up shirt and black tie and matching pants with black socks and brown wingtip oxfords. i was walking around outside the waystar royco building. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was not happy about. a lot of liberals stared at me. i put my middle finger up at them.

“hey tom!” shouted a voice. i looked up. it was...gregory!

“what’s up greg you machiavellian bastard?” i asked.

“nothing.” he said shyly.

but then, i heard my wife shiv call me and i had to go away.

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