#is pib going to answer for his crimes? no. he’s going to just keep being a little guy. forever

[looseduke]

pib is really really good bc he’s basically a war criminal but he’s also just a little cat? like he has human intelligence i guess but he’s quite literally just a little kitty cat. what are you going to do, lock him up? you’re gonna put the cat in jail? throw away the key? come on. he’s just a little cat. he wants to be comfortable. and well fed. bowls of milk and little scritches behind his ears. and if people have to die to make that happen can you really blame him? he’s a cat.

#what r u gonna do put him on trial?? no. give him some food and a fireplace and he’ll calm down #quite literally just a cat he can do whatever he wants forever bc like. how do u bring a cat to justice #is pib going to answer for his crimes? no. he’s going to just keep being a little guy. forever #dimension 20 #d20 neverafter #it’s 2am idk #d20 pib