#it extends out to penrith and selectively up to berwick. down as far as whitby and at a pinch york.

[thedreadvampy]

My parasocial relationships are purely location based I never think 'oh this famous person is my Best Friend' UNLESS. they are from the North East of England, and especially Teesside. Somebody on the telly says they're from Darlington and I'm like OH WE'RE BESTIES MEET U AT THE TOWN CLOCK.

#me every time i talk about drag race uk s2: CHERRY VALENTINE WAS ROBBED #HOW DO YOU NOT LOVE HER SHE CAME OUT DRESSED AS A TRAIN AND THE TOWN CLOCK #you fools. you rubes. do you not know my best friend cherry valentine #a YouTuber i like mentioned growing up in Boro and I went from 0 to I WONDER IF I'LL EVER MEET THEM IRL reeeeeal fast #i don't even live in the North East! i haven't lived there for a decade! i don't actually know anyone there except my mum's friends! #but if you're from whitby or consett or bishop or chester le street we are friends it's just the way it is #oh you referenced Redcar I GO TO REDCAR oh you're in spennymoor WE'RE BASICALLY NEIGHBOURS #THIS IS MY TURF AND EVERYONE THERE IS MY FRIEND #it extends out to penrith and selectively up to berwick. down as far as whitby and at a pinch york. #you know. the Actual North #but Northumberland is a bit less Mine like i claim Pac as my Northern Pal but idk about anything except Newcastle Hexham and Corbridge #you get above Newcastle and I'm out until Bamborough #BUT AHA. TRICKED YOU. NOW YOU ARE IN MY NEW PARASOCIAL STOMPING GROUND OF EDINBURGH AND THE EASTERLY LOTHIANS #red said