#it is not that space mob boss obi-wan plays favorites

[tennessoui]

Fishook!Obi-Wan looking at Leia with proud tears in his eyes after she successfully manipulates Luke and Ahsoka for the first time. His clever, clever child. Maybe she'd like a planet for her birthday? Just a small one, a tiny moon the perfect size for the perfect 2 year old. (Anakin makes him get 3 moons; a romance novel featuring a widowed parent taught him it's important not to play favorites)

obi-wan: a moon is a perfect starter planet for a young megalomaniac, therefore for leia's birthday i am going to give her a moon :)

anakin: i agree - but also luke has a birthday soon. imagine that.

obi-wan: i'm offended you think i don't know when my son is born. he will be getting a paint set and a star wars easy bake oven.

anakin: and leia gets a moon???

obi-wan: do you think it's unfair that luke is getting two things and leia only gets one? maybe we could get her something else too....

anakin: nO

#asks #squick tag: a/b/o dynamics #it is not that space mob boss obi-wan plays favorites #but it's that space mob boss obi-wan notices and rewards young megalomaniacs in training #and luke at 2 years old is in his babbling phase still #no megalomaniac signs yet #maybe he has more anakin in him #which obi-wan absolutely loves about him because he's obsessed with anakin #but leia has so many obi-wan traits #meanwhile ahsoka is very much the step child #but cody likes her and obi-wan trusts his opinion #and he knows she's very important to anakin #so her place is set for life