#it was a cold and stormy June night..... Daisy headed out for the annual charity bonanza hosted by his best friend

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What my fanfics would've been if I was writing in 2019: the night Daisy Thomas drank six wines at a charity night (what really happened)

#fic tag #see how I've grown since lockdown!!!!!! #I've matured #I've gotten better at writing through actually sitting down and writing #amazing #(shhh don't point out how bad my fics are just go with it) #(also don't point out that I'm definitely going to post a fic about Daisy drinking six wines at a charity night) #it was a cold and stormy June night..... Daisy headed out for the annual charity bonanza hosted by his best friend #one drink in... Daisy was fine he was chatting up the barmaid and getting extra canapes from the waitresses #two drinks in... he was fine and showing pictures of his children to anyone who will listen #three drinks in... he's feeling a bit lightheaded but pushes on and gets a fourth #then he's talking in a loud voice and bad mouthing brendan Bolton and the game plan #and how he used to be a star and the best player in the league 'you know what we need? a coach like ross Lyon! he knew what to do!' #fifth wine and Daisy's sitting down at the singles table arms around the guy next to him 'so which lady you taking home tonight' #they're watching the girls on the dance floor #'dance with me' says Daisy to the other guy #with another wine in his hand Daisy leads the guy to the dance floor and twirls him around #'i think I'd prefer to----' the guy starts but catches Daisy's eyes 'oh you have lovely blue eyes'