#it's also the illegitimate halfbreed child of a duke and his personal guard

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The dynamic of my current National Novel Writing Month project is SO much the courtly love / submission of the guard dog to the sheep it kills wolves for thing Tumblr is fucking nuts over right now. That and also the "call my man shredded lettuce the way he's a sub topping" post.

#nevvy speaks #nano 2023 #y'all on tumblr would go apeshit for my boi stayne #an evil nonbinary shadow vampire fairy knight from a species of loosely a/b/o themed obligate carnivore elves who uses it/its pronouns #it has daddy issues and killed its father in a manner so gruesome it's never explicitly described in an otherwise VERY gory book #the closest we ever get is the Good Queen mentioning offhandedly that the duke's household had to “scrape him out of the carpet” #just to have enough of him to bury #and it deliberately dehumanizes itself into becoming its Queen's sword. like it behaves as if it is her will her blade her wrath made flesh #it's also the illegitimate halfbreed child of a duke and his personal guard #the duke being the omegaverse vampire fairy elf #the guard being a semi eldritch void/shadow dark elf who's directly descended from the goddess of darkness and magic who created her people #the guard is also fucking the duke's wife btw