modern!Sebastian as Chris Fleming’s Gayle part 2
Sebastian: That’s Agni, Ciel’s friend’s guardian. The friend visited our house once and Agni came to pick him up. I’ve wanted Agni bad ever since
Agni: Morning, Sebastian! Staying out of trouble?
Sebastian: Yep! Haha! Won’t be for long if you keep looking so damn fine
Agni: What was that?
Sebastian: Nothing! Have a good day!
Sebastian: I got some new cheese knives, because last weekend some criminals broke into the manor and I only had an old butterknife up my sleeve that took real effort to stab with
Sebastian: The last thing I need is for anyone seeing me struggle to kill them. Talk about humiliating
Sebastian: I’ve been having a hard time trusting Claude
Sebastian: I keep walking around in the middle of the night, thinking that he’s trying to take something from me, the only thing I love in this world: my eighty-four-pound son
Sebastian: I know I’ve never told Claude about Ciel, but he knows. You think he’s going to be in the same neighborhood as that soul and just be oblivious? Dream on.
Bard: Some of your yogurt spilled in the fridge, do you want me to just throw it away?
Sebastian: Son of a bitch! Bard, what the fuck happened here?!
Bard: I was just going in the fridge looking for chicken tenders and I saw your yogurt was spilled
Sebastian: That’s not just any yogurt, it’s Chobani! It’s a thick Greek yogurt!
Claude: So there was a fire in the animal shelter where Sebastian visits his favorite cats
Claude: Well, Sebastian just burst into this blazing building, right past Scotland Yard. There was no stopping him
Claude: All the animals were rescued, but unfortunately Sebastian never came out. And so, it is with inconceivable sorrow that I will announce today that I am now the guardian of Ci—
Sebastian: *rams into Claude at mach speed* GET OUT OF HERE, CLAUDE! SCRAM!
Sebastian: I’m fine. Got a little singed in there, but not the end of the world
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