#it's just most of them were 'hah look at this meme' which doesn't really need saying in the body

[adhoption]

seeing a lot of that ‘commenting on posts is obnoxious and you should feel bad’ post going around (funnily enough with two additions!), so I just wanted to say that I love it when people interact with my posts and nobody should feel guilted into hiding their thoughts in the tags

you should not be shamed for expressing yourself on your own blog. the reason this site is becoming less fun is because of cringe culture, a shift to liking instead of reblogging, judging ‘effortposts’, and these pretentious people who just passively reblog other people’s memes and never contribute anything of their own, whilist looking down on people who do. 

but honestly, those are the most boring blogs I see. if you are literally adding nothing, no original posts, no comments, because you’re boring enough to think you need to be ‘peer reviewed’ before being allowed to post a joke, you may as well not be here. you don’t get to shame the people making jokes into silence: you might not like a lot of what they add, but they are the ones coming up with the occasional reblog-chains even your no-fun-allowed, serious-blogging kind enjoy enough to circulate. they are the ones creating the content you come here to silently peruse.

I saw another post about this recently, but: in any context, I always respect the person who tries to make a joke or come up with a new point a lot more than the person who shuts them down, sneers and says ‘you’re not funny’, because it’s so easy to be cynical and judgemental from the corner! it’s the approach of the lazy, or the cowardly, but always makes the person feel smugly superior to the poor sap trying, when the opposite is the case. the other person is being themselves, and more power to them. your insecurity about your own thoughts doesn’t make you better, and you shouldn’t try to push it onto them.

I would have thought Tumblr was the social media site for people who were shamed for expressing themselves in school, peer pressured into keeping quiet and repressing their weird sense of humour or whatever because it wasn’t cool, but it looks like a good few years of wonderful liberated chaos we’ve reinvented ‘don’t try to be funny, nobody wants to hear from you, mumble it under your breath and we’ll decide whether it’s worth posting’, which is desperately sad and part of what is making this website a more boring place

#tags have a use #for side thoughts or afterthoughts like this #or personal asides you don't want to add to the chain #or for straight up reactions like 'lol' of 'a;sddksfslfjsf' which are not really comments #but if you have anything to say then say it! #this is your blog! #this is supposed to be a SOCIAL media site where you are allowed to INTERACT with things #you don't need to be cowed into hiding your posts under a readmore or your insights in the tags because your blog isn't cool or aesthetic #tags can be seen in the notes now anyway #sure I have posts which became more popular than I would have liked and still get comments on them which I don't care for #but I'd still be interested if they were interesting comments #it's just most of them were 'hah look at this meme' which doesn't really need saying in the body

[poisonouswritings]

I've just finished reading your last legacy reverse au headcanon and I absolutely love it

Can we have more Sage and Ilephta mc ?

The first meeting them, Sage didn't take them seriously like "so you're saying that you're an expert on fights and magic? Hah nice one, kitten".

MC is obviously pissed like " bitch I fought battles, led armies and killed the fucking Los HIMSELF-" "awww you're so cute when you're angry" so MC flips him over and pins on the floor and Sage is shocked but then goes "Damn mc you can take me down anytime ;)" "Gods you're such a dog" " want me to bark for you? ;)". He tries to take them down but fails every time , he's not complaining though ;)

The more time goes the closer they get and Sage falls more and more in love with them

I feel like Sage will end up like those crazy cat owners who take thousands of photos of their cats and show them to everyone (especially Tulsi)

"This one mc was mushing on a cat toy and this when they were napping next to the window and oh here's another" ".... isn't it the same photo?" " BUT THEY LOOK SO CUTE LOOK AT THEM-". Someone, save Tulsi pls. Definitely set one of them as his home screen.

On the other hand Mc wants to make something to thank him so they give him shiny rocks they found or make him food from a recipe Tulsi gave them from their childhood

Sage sitting on the kitchen table mushing on the food mc made (which tasted exactly like the one he had when he was a child) and MC just stares at him eyes blown dark, their tail doing this happy wiggly thingy while smiling at him. Sage notices that and goes to tease them.

"what got you smiling like that?" "You" "huh?" "You make me happy and I'm so grateful to have you in my life :)" "Uhhh....0///0" Sage's brain. Exe has stopped working.

One day Sage goes to a bar alone. He is late and mc is worried, so they go to the bar to find Sage is cornered in a nearby alley by some thugs and he is hurt and bleeding. One of the thugs pinned on the wall and is ready to punch in a face to find mc catches his hand crushing his wrist and throws him like he weights nothing. Now they're REALLY pissed

"You dared to hurt my beloved" they close their eyes, they smile so dangerously their canines are shining in the dark then open their eyes, they are glowing red "then prepare for the consequences"

They effortlessly destroy all the thugs, blood and screams are filling the place and sage is shocked like what the fuck happened to his cute purring mc??!!

When mc finishes with the thugs, they look at Sage their eyes still glowing red while whipping blood from their cheek (like the scene in chp 12 of Sage's route) and walk over to Sage who's pretty terrified (probably turned on), they kneel to his level, heal him with the astrolabe and carry him bridal style (I mean come he weights nothing to them )

The moon light Illuminating them , eyes glowing in the dark like a cat, they look down on him "let's go home, my love"

Welp congratulations mc you killed your very human boyfriend hopefully Felix still keeps his cult toys, you'll need it to bring your boyfriend from the dead

Babe,, y'know,,, you did most of my job here,,,, and all I can say is you're fucking right with all of it -

100% calls you pet names based on what animal you are (cat-ilephta is kitty, rabbit-ilephta is bunny, dog-ilephta is puppy, fox-ilephta is fluffy, etc etc)

You knock him into his ass and he's just bright red and trying not to have a nosebleed because he's unashamedly turned on

Loves petting you!! And when you purr?? His heart is melting into his boots he is just so in love because you have the badass-ness off a warrior but the adorable appeal of a kitty cat

He makes a group chat just to share cute animal pics/videos of you. Rime (who was added to the group by Felix) has it muted. Tulsi doesn't have it muted but only because some of your pictures make really good reaction memes.

Sage has one of your pics as his wallpaper and you stare at it for a little bit before asking him what it means,, when he says looking at the picture makes him happy,, your tail whips around and you rub your head against his cheek and your ears are tickling his face and he just combusts

He'll be out doing stuff and reach into his pockets and pull out a shiny rock that you slipped in there earlier,,, his eyes are watering up a little,,,,,

You start rubbing up on him,, winding your tail around his arm and tilting your head under his chin and purring so much he feels the vibrations in his chest,,,, he asks you what you're doing and you smile and say you're scent-marking him and he just Ascends™

You make some friends and obviously Sage wants to meet them so you bring him over and you're holding his hand and go 'This is my mate! :3' and Sage is fucking Gone™

You go Corrupted and rescue him! You're big and have glowing eyes and fangs and you're speckled with the blood of your enemies and then you turn to look at Sage and your expression softens just slightly, just enough to say that while you Are A Danger, you aren't a danger to him. The 'you' he knows and loves is still in there, just a lot more protective. And you wipe off the blood and then go over to him and at first he's scared but then you lean your forehead against his and purr and it calms him down,,, and yeah when you pick him up he's just Dead but if you wanna try a little mouth-to-mouth he won't stop you-

Bonus: Some incorrect quotes!

Sage: Don't take this the wrong way but I literally feel like I'm talking to a cupcake

MC: YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF THE POWER I YIELD

Sage: MC... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now.

MC: *muffled* mm hmmm :3

Sage: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Felix: If cats knew what sin was they still wouldn't care

MC: I don't care either fuck trigonometry

MC: sitting on and touching warm rocks…….… now that is the good stuff………….

Saaros: Are you a lizard?

Sage: What are you, a cop? Leave them alone and mind your own damn business

Sage: (petting MC) Please cure my depression

MC: (on their back, nuzzling him) Prrbhbphr! •w•

Sage: thanks

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