#it's not platonic if you're constantly fighting the urge to make out with him alberto

[chaoticcultist]

Guido & Ciccio: *kissing on their date*

Alberto: Is that allowed?

Guido & Ciccio: … Uh, what?

Alberto: Are boys allowed to kiss other boys?

Ciccio: Of course they are. It's called being gay.

Alberto: .....

Guido: *leans over to Ciccio* You don't think he was raised homophobic, do y-

Alberto: I COULD HAVE BEEN KISSING LUCA ALL SUMMER?!?

Guido & Ciccio: .....

Alberto: I just kept punching his shoulder and giving him side hugs!!!

Guido & Ciccio: .....

Guido: Sorry you didn't know-

Alberto: *Anguished fish noises*

#it's not platonic if you're constantly fighting the urge to make out with him alberto #luca x alberto #luberto #i feel like guido and ciccio are that one established gay couple in town #and they have to be the ones to tell alberto he has a crush on luca #alberto scorfano #luca paguro #guido #ciccio