ATTENTION MAGENTA/COLUMBIA SHIPPERS: dinner is served 🤭 and this time it’s not meatloaf [ba dum chh]
that was a lot funnier in my head
ANYWAYS. here are some of my headcanons for the two of them and a collection of images i’ve found over the past 2ish years ive been hyperfixated on this movie!! i may have posted some of these hcs before but i. honestly don’t remember what ive said so forgive me if i repeat stuff! and disclaimers for the images: they’re from the rocky horror picture show and the rocky horror show, the one where they are Almost kissing is? a columbia cosplayer? with patricia quinn? lmk if im wrong about that one but im pretty sure that’s not nell campbell. ok with that in mind here ya go!!
-“HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII” “hello”
-magenta makes columbia like. ten hour mixtapes and columbias like 😀 and then listens to all of it in one day and refuses to pause it
-they have very different music tastes but they both appreciate the stuff the other listens to, but their tastes come together with the b-52s and abba :3
-magenta is a huge horror fan and columbia is Not but she watches scary movies with magenta anyways and is constantly holding a blanket up to her eyes or is burying her face in magentas shoulder
-this involves frank but he has been their wingman since day one. like their mutual pining was obvious to everyone except the two of them and frank kept trying to be like “she’s in love with you idiot” but he was always met with a “no we’re just friends” or “you’re making it more than it is she’s not in love with me”. when they Finally got together he was happy about it for like 3 seconds and then immediately resorted to the “i hate gay people” card and every time they kiss in the same room as him he’s like “GET A ROOOOOM” and gags
-magenta is. really strong. and even though she’s shorter than columbia she can pick her up no problem (columbia tried picking magenta up one time and she did do it but she lost balance and they fell over) (they were fine)
-magenta did not realize how much she loved physical affection until columbia (incredibly clingy) came around RAAAAH I HATE THEM /POS
-this is gonna start off as a rocky headcanon but i will get to them i promise. rocky has basically evolved into philomena cunk and asks the most wild out of pocket questions at the dinner table. magenta and columbia have noticed this and before dinner they always bet on what he’s gonna ask about and at dinner when he asks something whoever’s right kicks the other one under the table (affectionately)
-magenta is a love letters girly i know im right. but since they live in the same house she just slips the letters under columbias door and runs away because she’s a cutie patootie !!! columbia always reads them and writes back and does the exact same method and they’re just like. writing notes to each other. and both of them have incredibly messy handwriting that no one except them can read ☹️☹️ so when frank tried to look over magentas shoulder when she was writing she was like “DONT READ THAT” and he was like “…i couldn’t if i tried”
might add to this more later but that’s what i have for now :3 i am so normal about them i promise. enjoy that semi-coherent rambling and the images!! happy new year everyone :D
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oh right!!! last night in my dream i was in like . okay it was about a time travel mechanic in the acau big shocker but i was play testing it and seeing if it would be too confusing for the characters inside of it, by using myself (but when i was like 9 for some reason???) and a handful of other mutuals on here represented by their icons, and there was a part where i had decided to stop play testing and let the world continue normally to develop it outside of “bad shit happens” and at some point i was running from an angry tree with a mutual ive been wanting to get closer too but not being sure, and it was down a path i had gotten lost on a few years back, and they stop me (tree stops chasing and dies) and just start apologizing. i’m like “what? why?” and they say “remember that photo you posted of that rotting tree? i found your location with that because i saw the exact same tree, and i wanted to see if we lived in the same state” and i was terrified bc that’s one of my biggest fears, but then i got happy because yay! i don’t have any mutuals from my state!! but then i woke up and felt really guilty and thoufh “oh man i’m so creepy i found out where they live before they told me” because this dream was right after the one i had where i saw that someone else had a sibling before they told me ☹️ the feeling’s faded though but it would be WILD if that was their true location lmao
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i usually check the dash once or twice a day, i just don't really interact or post. but i saw you reached 500 and momentarily forgot i was on HIATUS LMAO you've awoken me from my slumber 😌
everything's ehh atm 🤣 i mainly went on hiatus because i have so much school work due these days, but i've also been thinking of deactivating and starting fresh or just leaving entirely :/ ig i just miss what tumblr was like when i first started, and i think people lost interest in my blog. that's one of the reasons why i fell behind on writing 🤧 zero motivation.
i'm starting to feel better tho so i think i'll come back way earlier than planned. i think i just needed time away to remember that i am THE spookybias 😤 /lh
UMM YES U ARE THE SPOOKYBIAS !! PREACH !!!!! 😠😠😠
literally tho i get what u mean, ive had a few mutuals switch blogs bcuz they wanted to start fresh yk?? honestly just restarting everything and trying again but with more experience sounds very,,,, tempting 😬 IF U GO TO A NEW BLOG THO U BETTER TELL ME OR ELSE 😠😠😠😠😠😠 i need to know what ure up to and just keep up with ur new content overall or else ill lose my sanity 💔 obsessed me thinks but its ok bcuz ure u and i love u 🤞🏻 BUT UGH SCHOOL WORK SO DUMDBSJJS literally got exams almost everyday and i almost failed like ... 2 maybe ??? 😐😐 i mean its my own fault cuz i rlly didnt pay much attention but still ?1!#?1!2! honestly i hope ure okay, school can really be stressful and can mess with ur head ☹️
AND IM?? SO?? GLAD?? URE COMING BACK?? I MISSED SEEING U ON MY DASH LEMME BE HONEST 💔💔 i was rlly thinking "wait where's genny????" a few days ago and i checked ur acc when u sent in the ask, saw that u went on hiatus and just got worried a bit yk?? JUST KNOW THAT I MISS U AND HOPE U COME BACK WHEN URE READY MWAH MWAH dont rush urself <3
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does anyone know what happened 2 cozyastronaut aka astrobruce [ i think they were the same person ?? ] ugh idk i know we were mutuals & i loved their posts & artwork esp everything w thorbruce & i can’t find their acc(s) anymore :(
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