#ive not taken a moment to sit down and process any of martian monday madness

[cedobols]

seb… cmon now darling… do your big boy pose for the cameras… the one we practiced…

that cliche where no one picks some kid for their team in pe at school and they’re the only one left so by default have to go with whoever is down a player and the team leader sighs and rolls their eyes when they shamefully walk over to join the group?

thats him right there. no one picks him for their footy team. the other kids try argue their way outta it: but sir! he drops the ball all the time! i mean look at those flimsy wrists… whenever he goes for the kick he gets me in the shin! he’s a sore loser, sir! last week he got a penalty and bit me! ask anyone!

#delete later #sebastian vettel #ive not taken a moment to sit down and process any of martian monday madness #so forgive me if i’ve not replied yet . ive not forgotten ! ♡ॢ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ #many posts to reblog .. will get onto that #but honestly! does he not stand like a right [slur] ? #its very cute… i have much affection for him and his fruitness … heart full of joy #widdle ballerina .. is ballet apart of his training regime i wonder