#jake webbber x you

[jake-webber]

AFTERMATH | JAKE WEBBER

“I was drunk and you looked like a bad bitch.”

SUMMARY ⟢ You and your childhood best friend, Jake Webber, attend a party together and got caught in your drunken states on live. (unedited)

PAIRING ⟢ Jake Webber x Platonic!Reader

“Guys, guys—“ You watched as one of your mods turned your twitch chat into emote-only mode, chuckling to yourself as the rest of the viewers try to communicate with you and each other.

“Guys, we need to calm down. I will watch it but only when the other culprit is here.” Your tone had a light-hearted tone as you explained what the two of you had planned. “We’re both very hangover right now— I don’t even know how I’m not vomiting by seeing you guys.” You paused. “Not like that but ya’ll know what I’m sayin’.”

The chat grew faster by the second; some were sharing their own reactions from last night while the other cursed Jake. You shook your head in amusement of your current situation, sighing as you leaned against your chair. It was too early in the morning for a stream and you wouldn’t be close to awake if your friend didn’t practically exploded your notification.

Apparently, during the birthday party you and Jake went to, someone went live without the host knowing and caught interesting clips of the two of you—it would’ve been fine if you weren’t drunk out of your mind but you were and you had a habit of getting a bit touchy with the nearest person. You can’t decide at the moment if it was fortunate or not that Jake was your victim, who was also just as blacked out as you were.

The live started in the middle of the party where everyone already had more than 5 shots in their system along with you and Jake. The camera panned to you drunkenly chatting with your friends on the bar and playing drinking games, clueless to your impending doom. The live stayed there the whole time since the streamer decided you and Jake were the most entertaining people in the party.

“Okay, okay—Never have I ever but if it’s something you haven’t done you’ll drink.” The game was as simply done as your friend had suggested but even when out of his mind, Jake managed to control the whole game.

Jake handed you two shots for some reason but you were too drunk to decline. “Never have I ever shat myself at the Paris tower!” You laughed, leaning against him as you grabbed the shots with both your hands. “I’ve never even been out the country, you asshole.”

“Well, looks like you’re gonna have to drink.” Jake responded in a sing-song voice, sliding his palms on the back of your hands to push the glass towards your face. Not minding the physical contact, you gulped down the shot at the same time, spilling some on your and Jake’s pants. He grabbed the shot glass from your hands and placed them back on the bar.

You whistled, “Look at you being a gentleman.” You placed your index finger on his jaw, making him face you from his chest. The camera managed to catch the drunken smiles from the two of you as you made eye contact. “Next thing I know you’re wiping my face.”

And he did. Using the collar of your shirt, he roughly wiped the spillage on the corners of your lips and your chin. “God, you’re like a baby, dude.”

“I didn’t even ask you.”

“You didn’t?”

You shook your head as you laughed. “Where’s your ears, man?” You mumbled, though loud enough for him to hear as you suddenly turned around, facing him and grabbed his ears. The action caused for Jake to lean downwards due to the height difference.

“Should I just get rid of these?” You repeatedly pulled on his poor ears, “You don’t even use them anymore!” The rest of your friends laughed at the interaction, along with the mystery streamer getting closer with his camera. It had a light that blinded Jake which made you look back.

Your mind couldn’t process that they were live, seemingly thinking that they were just recording. But having a job where you practically face a camera all day, words began spilling from your mouth as a second instinct.

“Hey, guys!” You shouted in between the loud music, eyelids half closed now that the lights were in your face. You removed yourself from Jake to get closer but his arms were already around your waist, making him follow along.

“Stop moving around! I’m not a dog.” Jake complained, tightening his grip on you as he closed his eyes. “At least give me a treat or something.”

“What even is this guy yapping about?” You said to the camera, earning a kick to your ankle. You laughed as you spoke again. “Anyways! How are we doing? I can’t see a fucking thing and I’m having a good time.” Naturally, no one responded but that didn’t stop Jake from unknowingly embarrassing your sober self tomorrow.

You felt his weight shift behind you as he tapped on the camera, using his height to tower over you to reach it. “Hey, wanna see something cool?” You couldn’t hear the guy’s answer even if you wanted to as the music’s bass consumed your eardrums. You just watched as both of Jake’s hands made their to each side of your head, his fingers burying themselves deep into your disheveled hair.

His nose was practically touching yours. “Are we about to kiss right now?” You asked with a grin, purposefully bumping your forehead on his.

“We are! D’you want to?” Jake asked as he squished your face, laughing as your cheeks made your lips deform from its natural shape. With the music blasting in your ears, the alcohol you drank continuously coursing through your veins, and the camera’s light still blinding you—Every single thoughts had disappeared when you answered.

“Fuck it.” You said with a shrug, nudging yourself closer to meet his lips. Jake thought it would be a good idea to lean forward, bending your back as the two of you chuckled in the kiss. The people around you cheered as drunk people would do if they literally see anyone making out. But the two of you weren’t; if anything, it just felt like you face planted on Jake’s face.

He pulled away when you punched his shoulder, forgetting that you two needed to breathe to live. “Stop kissing me to death, dude!” You said through pants, wiping your lips of residue alcohol Jake had on his mouth that got transferred to you.

“Just say your lungs are weaker than a smoker. Just say that.” Jake said in a mocking tone.

The night ended with the host finding the guy streaming her party with bodyguards that were twice in size compared to everyone. You woke up in Jake’s house, specifically on his couch while the said boy was on the floor next to you, sleeping like a knocked out bear in the wild. You groaned in pain when your phone kept ringing to no end. With the mix of your hangover and tiredness, you finally picked up your phone and here you are in Johnnie’s room, using his computer to go live.

Jake entered the room with new clothes from the night before. His hair was still a bit damp as he sat down next to you, making some of the droplets fall to your lap. “C’mon, dude, I just borrowed these from Johnnie.”

The chat went even faster at his presence, making your eyes roll. “Uh, I think they’re too excited on embarrassing us.” Jake said in one of those fake nerdy tone of his.

“That happens when hot people kiss on camera.”

Jake immediately agreed with a firm nod. “I agree.” His eye scanned the chat, trying to get at least a glimpse of a coherent sentence.

jakesdietcke9 DO YOU GUYS REGRET THE KISS?

“Hell no!” Jake responded, crossing his arm. “We did it for the vine, guys—we did it for the live!”

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[jake-webber]

Jake: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

You: We got spring water

Jake: NO.

Johnnie: with EXTRA minerals

You: it's like licking a stalagmite

Jake: DON'T COME HOME.

Johnnie: Mmmmm cave water

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[jake-webber]

You: You guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Sam: Several traffic violations.

Colby: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jake: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Corey: Also, that’s not our car.

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[jake-webber]

You: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Colby: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Corey: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Sam: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Jake: My moral code, is that you?

You:

You: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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[jake-webber]

*Jake and Johnnie Tripsitting you*

Jake: I can feel them crawling in my skin. I can feel them crawling in my skin. I can feel them crawling in my skin. I can feel them crawling in my skin.

Johnnie: Is it just me or is the room getting smaller? It’s so cramped in here, I can’t breathe, Y/N, I can’t breathe.

Jake: NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE.

You, crying your eyes out:

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[jake-webber]

Tara: Why are Jake and Johnnie sitting with their backs to each other?

You: They had a fight.

Tara: Then why are they holding hands?

You: They get sad when they fight.

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[jake-webber]

Jake: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Johnnie: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Tara?

Tara: Probably “road work ahead”.

You: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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[jake-webber]

I desperately need someone to write a cute fluffy oneshot of jake adopting a tiny dog with his s/o. Specifically a weiner dog puppy if you're up for it :) or not... up to you.... please :)))

"I want a big boy. A hunk of dog!" Jake exclaims in front of the employee, using his hands to illustrate the size of the dog he desires – apparently, one larger than life itself.

You share a laugh with the employee at Jake's enthusiasm. "The closest thing to that is a horse, sir," the employee quips, prompting a gasp from Jake, who then turns to you with a twinkle in his eye. "Let's get a horsey-horse!"

"Jake, please," you interject, placing a hand on his tattooed arm. "What happened to the guy who didn't want so much as a goldfish near our house?"

He grins mischievously, his chin jutting out confidently. "Well, he's gone and in desperate need of a horse to ride." The employee leaves with a shake of his head, clearly amused by the two of you, giving you some time to chat.

You find yourselves in a dog shelter, puzzled by Jake's eccentric desire for a horse. Despite his excitement, you're not entirely sure if he's serious.

Sighing affectionately, you take Jake's arm and steer him away from the bustling employees, opting to explore the shelter together. "We'll get your horse next time, but first, let's find our dog," you say, pulling him along as he playfully pouts and pretends to be a drama queen.

"I guess a dog will do," he concedes, wrapping an arm around your shoulder. "For now." He whispers against your ear before stealing a quick kiss from your lips, causing you to giggle into the kiss.

As you make your way towards the playpen where most of the puppies are romping and barking, Jake entwines his fingers with yours, leading the way. "God, I want all of them. Look at 'em! Aren't you all just a bunch of gorgeous little fellas?"

Following his lead, you kneel down beside him as he coos at the puppies, scratching them behind their ears. "Is it even legal to adopt all these cuties at once?"

"There's probably a law like that somewhere," Jake replies without looking at you. "I'd be happy to break it with you."

"Jake, that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me," you quip, feigning a dramatic sob and wiping imaginary tears.

He laughs with you, picking up a particularly shy wiener dog and holding it out to you. "Look at this one, he's so quiet. Maybe he's emo like Johnnie." The pup stares at you with beady eyes, and Jake gives you his best puppy eyes in return.

You chuckle, taking the dog from Jake's hands and cradling it in your arms. "He does look adorable."

"I mean, d'you like him?"

You stroke the wiener dog gently, feeling him relax in your arms as if he's found a familiar comfort. "I do. He's so precious, Jake."

He grins at you. "And I'm not disagreeing. As long as he doesn't take my spot in the bed and in your heart, then we're cool." Jake wraps his arm around your waist, pulling you closer to him and scratching the sleeping dog on your shoulder.

"No one could ever take your spot," you assure him, planting a kiss on Jake's lips and grinning. "Unless you do something to get yourself replaced, sweetheart." You playfully tap his cheek, watching as his mouth drops open in mock disbelief, eliciting another chuckle from you.

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[jake-webber]

You: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jake?

Jake: … No.

Tara: I do!

You: I know, Tara.

Tara: I’m sad!

You: I know, Tara.

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