#jcjenson

[designation-zi]

So like,

Do we think JCJenson dabbled in the occult or something for some reason, and basically fucked around and found out?

Because honestly I’m still a firm believer that the Solver is more than just a rogue A.I program. There’s so much religious and demonic imagery, alongside the stuff the Solver is able to do that seems way beyond just advanced technology and more supernatural.

We see in the Zombie Drone training video that JCJ was aware that their drones could self reboot if not disposed of properly and that there was a small chance of “mutations” (ie the Solver and its organic and matter/reality altering abilities) but how and why do these mutations happen to robots? Like they clearly must of done something sketchy when they created the Worker Drones since the Solver is able to manifest in them.

Then there’s the known fact that when the real Cyn self rebooted in the junkyard you can see on her visor that the Solver communicated with her to make a deal, thus leading to her becoming its host. Classic demon stuff.

The Solver also calls itself “the Void” and the “Exponential End” which sounds like an entity that exists to bring an end to all things. The thing can make black holes and devour things, including planets, so that tracks.

Plus while it did rise up and wipe out humanity, it clearly doesn’t care about drones either like you’d think a typical rogue A.I would. It just uses some of them for its bidding, but in the end when they’re not useful anymore they’re killed too.

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[lenny-zesty]

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[honestlyobsessed]

Remember that theory that the Tessa we meet on Copper-9 isn't the real Tessa?

In episode 4 the document for S includes a Part Number that reads as:

TSA-MMAC

And it kind of looks like:

TESSA MIMIC

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[jcjenson-official]

Sometimes you have to simply lay in bed and think about your sins.

Not us though. We don’t have sins.

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[md-confessions]

Since we seem to be at Tessa discussion currently, I wanted to share my theory of her character so far.

So little Tessa obviously likes her drones. While adults clearly don't see them as people, Tessa is a mistreated kid, who seems to humanize her "pets" and most likely has only them for friends.

However next her friends end up committing a massacre on a bunch of people, including her family, with Tessa implied as an only survivor.

I think that event forced Tessa into other adult's mindset that drones are "things" and dangerous ones at that, which can be mishandled. I think adult Tessa does view them as pets now, at most. Albeit big ones, that require more cunning to properly handle.

Obviously there's more going on and questions left unanswered. Like why Cyn spared Tessa and how much she truly knows about the situation, especially since she works for JcJehnson?

She is such a chaotic character right now, I can't wait to see what's REALLY lurking underneath those dark waters.

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[sleeve-sleeve]

Idk if anyone has done this before BUUUUUT

I tried my best to interpret what N’s screen said here. I changed brightness and saturation and sharpness and stuff to make it easier to look at.

“A critical error has occurred and the system will shutdown. Data recovery may not be possible.

Press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to enter data recovery mode. If you do not have these keys available, please contact your nearest J.C. Jenson Certified Technician.”

Uhhh my theory(?) ig:

So this happened after J inserted the virus into N, this is making me think squad leaders (if there were any squads in the first place) had the ability to wipe the memories of their co-workers. And if there weren’t any squads, Tessa must have trusted J with technology the technicians might have had, and trusted her to not let the other drones know they had previous lives.

It says to press ‘CTRL+ALT+DELETE’ to enter data recovery mode and… if you know about basic computer commands, this closes or reboots software. This must be one of the ways the murder drones can get their memories trashed (besides y’know…. lobotomy or whatever). Then it mentions if someone wouldn’t have the keys, which is really odd to me. Are these keys scarce because of what it can do to the drones so the worker drones can’t fight back? Or maybe it is encouraging them to contact a technician.

PART OF THE THEORY IM NOT SO CONFIDENT IN BUT I THINK ITS COOL:

I believe, if it was encouraging them to contact a technician it would specifically be Tessa. Earth was already destroyed by Cyn (presumably) and Tessa is (again, presumably) the only human left. So why is it so important that it would be specifically for Tessa? Weeeeelll this is because one of my friends got me on the ‘Tessa isnt Tessa theory’ (i see you @dirty-trash-mongrel 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵). OK SO HEAR ME OUT, I think Cyn is controlling Tessa’s corpse. Tessa has literally copied her mannerisms in episode six (she has done the ‘is she…. y’know 🏳️‍🌈’ thing that Cyn does). And yes, most people say that she is a hologram, but I personally can’t bring myself to believe that theory because you can’t physically interact with holograms and holograms can’t physically interact with their environment.

Question you probably have about this theory:

If Tessa is dead how come she can bleed? Why isn’t her face colorless?: Well the absolute solver repairs it’s host and if Tessa’s corpse is being controlled by Cyn then the AS might be able to repair.

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[utterlybrainwrecked]

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[anotherhumanperson]

lol

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[truly-jcjenson]

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[jcjenson-in-spaaaaacee]

*commits tax evasion cutely* UwU

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[designation-zi]

Murder Drones Timeline of Events

Disclaimer: Most of this is speculation based off of background details and conjecture. Subject to change. If you notice anything I missed feel free to comment and I’ll make adjustments :)

Proceeding Events:

Sometime in the Future, around the 31st Century

- Humanity becomes advanced enough to venture into space and establish colonies and civilizations on exoplanets in other solar systems. Some of these include the “Proxima System”, “Plat-Binary System”, and the “Copper System.”

- JCJenson, an interstellar megacorporation creates a brand of autonomous robots known as “Worker Drones” to serve humanity and mine resources on the exoplanets. One of these planets is Copper-9 from the Copper System.

- Worker Drones are heavily abused and mistreated by humans, often being improperly disposed of and thrown into landfills.

- JCJenson is aware of the fact their drones have a chance of self rebooting if disposed of incorrectly, dubbing these “Zombie Drones.” This can happen if the drone and their core wasn’t properly disconnected and destroyed, or the software cleanup program “wdOS_606” wasn’t installed or was interrupted or rejected (even up to five years later.) The company is also aware that among these instances, there’s also a chance of the drone developing “Hazardous Mutations.”

- Camp 98.7 is established in the year 3002 on Copper-9.

Humanity’s Downfall:

Year still unknown, but still in the 31st Century

-Underneath a landfill of discarded drones on Earth, presumably in Australia, a drone with a P/N starting with “CYN” self reboots. A so called program named the “Absolute Solver” seemingly contacts her through her broken visor and appears to make a deal with her, promising not to “discard her.” This is how the Solver gets its first host. It’s not known if the Solver took complete control there or if Cyn’s possession was a process.

- The landfill is close by to the mansion of a wealthy human family known as the Elliotts. Their daughter “Tessa James Elliott” enjoys retrieving discarded drones from the landfill so she can repair them. These drones become part of the manor’s wait staff, but Tessa treats them like people and as her friends, even giving them wigs so they can have identifying traits — much to the annoyance of her parents.

- Among the drones Tessa has brought home three are known as N, V, and J due to their serial designation numbers visible on their yellow armbands. It can be noted that it seems Tessa scratched out the “Marked For Disassembly” on the bands with sharpie after she repaired them.

- One day Tessa finds Cyn in the dump and brings her home. She introduces her to N, V, and J shortly after.

- N treats Cyn kindly, and she refers to him as her big brother.

- An unknown amount of time passes and eventually Tessa seems to become unnerved around Cyn due to the drone’s odd behaviour and mannerisms. J often locks Cyn in the library basement because of this.

- Many of Tessa’s drones seem to mysteriously contract some sort of error which leaves them in a catatonic state with their visors flashing a large yellow X alongside the words “error 606” (note that 606 matches the software cleanup program’s name of wdOS_606.) Because of this they are placed into the library. One of these drones is V, who N regularly visits so he can try and talk to her and read to her.

- The Elliotts’s decide to throw a gala at their manor alongside another family called the Frumptlebuckets (lol.) An interesting observation is that these wealthy humans (or at least those in the Elliott’s social circle) apparently like to dress up and act similar to those from around the Victorian era.

- Cyn escapes from the basement and convinces N to attend the gala, so they head to the ballroom to ask Tessa. This ends up leading to an altercation with Tessa’s mother Louisa where she orders Tessa to dump Cyn and all of her other “broken” drones in the library back into the landfill.

- Cyn talks back to Louisa, but N takes the fall for her and ends up being chained outside next to a dead drone that had been picked apart by a flock of crows. Meanwhile, Tessa has been chained up in her bedroom alongside J and Cyn as punishment. This, alongside an earlier scene where she seemingly rubs her wrist in pain implies this happens fairly often to her and highlights that her parents are abusive.

- Tessa berates Cyn for N taking the blame for her, angered that N may end up dead. However, Cyn seems indifferent and calmly claims she has “backups” of N.

- Cyn transforms into her horrific eldritch Solver form and claims Tessa won’t have to “discard her pets” and that she won’t discard her either. She leaves out the window after warning Tessa to stay away from the gala due to her seeming squeamish, revealing her intent to massacre the humans.

- Wanting to save everyone from being killed, Tessa gets J to break their chains and the two of them sneak out and arm themselves with a revolver and sword respectively. Despite this, after they arrive everyone is massacred anyways thanks to Cyn/the Solver corrupting the other Worker Drones, including J, who shuts the door so Tessa can’t escape.

- It’s assumed N escapes being killed by the crows and walks in on Cyn slaughtering the humans at the gala due to a brief flashback of him seeing Cyn eating a human hand (when he touches the Zombie Drones VHS tape.)

- Tessa is killed, and in a twisted way of sticking to her word of not discarding her, Cyn skins her corpse to graft it onto her drone body. (Due to an image of humans in hazmat suits finding Tessa surrounded by the remains of the people from the gala, it’s not fully known if Cyn also killed her at the gala and then posed as her, or if she was killed shortly afterwards.)

- Cyn converts the drones from the manor, including N, V, and J into deadly “Disassembly Drones.” They are given a “nerfed” version of the Solver that Cyn has admin access over to better remain control over them. Their memories are erased before setting them loose to slaughter the rest of the humans on Earth. Sometime after, the Solver causes the planet to implode into a black hole.

- The other colonies on the human exoplanets catch wind of what’s happened back on Earth, so JCJenson establishes “Cabin Fever Labs” to research the Solver and how to stop it.

- One of these labs is established on Copper-9 at Camp 98.7 and its surrounding mineshafts (and a cathedral that was there for some reason.) Multiple drones are purposely given the Solver, notably Nori (002) and Yeva (048.)

- The other exoplanets of the Proxima and Plat-Binary systems are corrupted and wiped out due to the Solver spreading and the Disassembly Drones presumably being sicced there.

- Nori ends up becoming possessed by the Solver. Eventually the JCJenson scientists on Copper-9 are able to create a Crucifix USB patch that can get rid of the Solver’s hold on its hosts. This patch is seemingly only successfully used on Yeva. Unfortunately, before it can be used on Nori, the Solver uses her to kill all the scientists except for an intern named Mitchell who had mistakenly put on the wrong uniform of a doctor and had been sent to fetch Yeva.

- Before the Solver can kill Mitchell after he returns, Yeva saves him and throws the USB into Nori’s face which frees her from its control, but also leaves her mind scrambled. However, the Solver is still able to create a small black hole with Nori’s hand that Yeva is forced to cut off. It’s sent falling into a pit to the planet’s core that the Solver had opened up prior.

- Copper-9’s planetary core partly implodes which wipes all organic life off the planet and turns it into a frozen wasteland. (Don’t worry. The dogs had been evacuated beforehand.) It seems a group of humans tried to survive by cryogenically freezing themselves in a bunker called “Outpost 3” in one of Copper-9’s cities. This didn’t work due to the computer having an error. This leaves the Worker Drones to inherit the planet and embrace their freedom.

Aftermath:

Year still unknown

- Nori and Yeva escape Cabin Fever Labs, while other test subjects such as Alice (017) are left behind to try and survive the lab’s Anti Drone sentinels. Nori meets a drone named Khan Doorman and ends up marrying him while Yeva also finds herself a husband.

- Uzi Doorman and Doll are created by their parents uploading parts of their code into Untrained Neural Networks and they both inherit their mothers’ connections to the Solver.

- The Doorman family experiences moments of happy family memories until Nori begins to have “kooky insane” ramblings and visions about the Solver and Disassembly Drones which she refers to as “Sky Demons” as a result of her brain being scrambled from the USB patch.

- Nori tries to warn the other drones and tells Khan to build doors to shelter themselves from the upcoming dangers.

Return of the Solver:

Sometime before the year 3071

- Cyn/The Solver sends squads of Disassembly Drones to Copper-9. Their memories are wiped and they are made to believe they were created and sent by the humans of JCJenson to eliminate the rogue Worker Drone population. Their directive also involves piling their kills into a “Corpse Spire” and locating Cabin Fever Labs. Cyn also wants to kill all other Solver hosts for an unknown reason.

- The squad consisting of N, V, and J lands close to the bunker of Outpost 3 and begin killing any Worker Drones they come across.

- V is seemingly the only Disassembly Drone that has retained some memory of Cyn and the Solver. She keeps this to herself and follows her directive so Cyn will leave her alone. Additionally, she also pretends to forget about N, believing this will protect him.

- A colony of Worker Drones takes shelter in Outpost 3 where Khan starts to build protective doors like his wife had requested. Around this time Nori is stung with a Disassembly Drone’s nanite acid. Khan uses a wrench to put her out of her misery. However, unbeknownst to anyone else, Nori manages to survive in her Solver core/heart form and goes back to Cabin Fever Labs so she can look for the Crucifix USB Patch.

- V kills Doll’s parents. Doll witnesses this while hiding and the trauma seemingly causes her Solver abilities to begin manifesting.

- The “Worker Drone Defence Force” is established in Outpost 3 with Khan as the leader. Unfortunately, they don’t really try to defend anything and just play cards behind the doors.

- The other Disassembly Drone squads that make it to Cabin Fever Labs are killed by either the Sentinels or Alice and (presumably) her son Beau. Alice scavenges parts from Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones to add to herself and Beau since he is stuck in an Untrained Neural Network body. She also learns to put the Solver cores in heat as it “makes them sluggish.”

Year 3071

- The events of episodes 1 - 7 occur

• Recent Revelation: At the end of episode 3 Cyn arrives on Copper-9 impersonating an older Tessa. She is accompanied by a backed up copy of J who was previously killed by Uzi in episode 1. It’s currently unknown if J is aware that Tessa is actually dead.

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[mof-rot]

Pt 2 of chaotic memes as fandoms. We again are doing Murder drones

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[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

Do we actually know how long the Disassemblers have been on the planet for?

Like, I think it's safe to assume that it's been at least a couple of years, but on the other hand it's pretty funny to imagine that Uzi saying they've been building the corpse spire for, quote, "the past forever," is really just Angsty Teen Lingo for "They only showed up like a month ago and I'm already sick of them, I finally get why humans detested the Great Quarantine of 2020 so much."

And also the implication that JCJ sent a bunch of middle schoolers to carry out a genocide and then die when their food supply inevitably ran out just makes the whole situation even more fudged up than it already is

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[jcjenson-official]

What to help kill @truly-jcjenson

(from @apple-unofficial)

apple-unofficial,

We would never murder my corporate brethren! (Unless something was in it for us…)

-JCJenson representative Maggie

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[md-confessions]

why the fuck are jcjenson using vhs tapes in the year 3000

fuck this series, lore ruined, unsubscribed

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#md confessions #murder drones #jcjenson

[just-cyn-0]

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(sorry for low quality)

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